/biz/ - Business & Finance

STIMMY BILL GOT PASSED??????? HOLY FUCK

I fuck little girls and nobody can stop me

ded game ded general

NO STIMULUS WE'RE TANKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Halp. I need a screener that lets you search by geographic region in the US. I want short California and New York and long Texas, Colorado, and Flordia.

kpop

redpill me on snow


fuck ssss fuck clf. you two are both NIGGERS

>THERE MIGHT BE A STIMULUS MAYBE
THERE MIGHT BE A STIMULUS MAYBE
>THERE MIGHT BE A STIMULUS MAYBE
THERE MIGHT BE A STIMULUS MAYBE

>AMD

Incoming false rally, to then be shot down after the Senate refuses to pass a bill that includes:
>releasing of illegal immigrants from detention
>stimulus checks for illegal immigrants
>cuts to police funding
>making voter ID illegal nationwide
>new standards for voting for this election

Do NOT get burned in this false rally - find a good position to go short for the inevitable Senate failure

Reminder to watch LONE tomorrow premarket and consider getting in. Might not want to bother if it runs at or above 0.75 PM, but otherwise it's a good play.

NEED THE FRESHEST STOX PLS

GME is making me question the shills here

I have 100 shares of T around $29.90 in my IRA that I got because dividend and to sell covered calls. Since I got it it's slowly slid to below $28.50 and the premium is so low it's almost not worth my time to sell calls.

What are some similarly priced but more volatile choices?

>>22973258
Help me with >>22973206 and I'll help you with suggestions

>>22973184
>SBE will only get 10.3% of chargepoint
>meaning SBE should be worth $7.70 if it goes through
>oops
Sell as soon as the ticker changes? SBE has been making me my biggest gains this week besides TSLA

>>22973270
What did I tell you?

>>22973270
think about gamestop
what comes to mind
does what comes to mind strike you as something that makes sense to invest in?
It doesn't strike me as that.

>>22973222
Stop spreading fake news. Take a minute to Google Twitter screenshots before you post them.

>>22973270
look at the chart the last two seasons they released a playstation

>>22973293
102% of outstanding shares are being shorted and Ps5 is being released. get in on the moon mission faggot

>>22973295
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1311820620569751554

>>22973220
Honestly give me a good reason not to sell all my holdings right now and go all in AMD.

wtf but looking to see if that tweet was real or not lead me to this. bros wtf? Justin Bieber is still relevant? Who's ready to short this shit?

>>22973288
>Jim Cramer
if you take Jim Cramer seriously than you need to have your brokerage account taken away

>>22973270
The GME shills could post their graphs
and charts and tell us how it was clearly going to moon because of the shorts. Can they tell us(me) why its sitting at 9.80 right now?
>>22973215
there could be a stimulus possibly. It is possible that there could be maybe a stimulus probably possibly maybe. That is something that may or could happen at some particular point in time.

STIMULUS BUTTCHEECKS
https://www.cnet.com/personal-finance/heroes-act-2-0-stimulus-package-passes-what-the-vote-means-for-a-second-stimulus-check/

>>22973318
is this the epitome of stock trading? pop culture is in?

>>22973310
>https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1311820620569751554
OH FUG I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>22973309
don't care, GME cringe

>>22973295
pelosi: yeah we'll keep talking about it. I'll keep purposely shitting out bills to get rejected and i'll make sure to deny any reasonable ones that get passed

The shorts are aware that people are betting on a squeeze, which means that it won't happen. They have far more money than retail and will not close their position until GME inevitably dumps back down. Squeezes only happen when they are unexpected (e.g. KODK).

>John Najarian shilled AMD October 31st $85 calls
>I didn't listen

fucking damnit

>>22973312

Do you not like money? Are you fucking allergic to success? Do you want to use something not pvc or your hands to be touching your dick? Invest in AMD if even have a spine.

Where my smooth brained Palantir bros at?

>>22973333

>>22973375
sold @ $11.30 yesterday then bought back in for $9.37. Gonna see where it goes.

I’m gonna let you guys in on a little secret. Buy HD. What is HD, you may ask? It doesn’t matter, all you need to know is that you need to accumulate as much HD over your life as possible. Do this, come back in 5 years and thank me from your yacht.

>GME 1/15/21 15c

Should I play venison genshin impact instead of looking at stonks?

>>22973395
double dubs

hmm

>GME 10/23/20 15c

>>22973408
look at those c'ucks lmao

Picked a good week to start my “$200 to $2000” challenge I guess

>>22973363
>Squeezes only happen when they are unexpected
yeah tell that to TSLA and OSTK

>>22973193
The real question is, will it pass the Senate?

>>22973451
spoiler: no

>GME 1/15/21 20c

I don't see any stimulus happening till after the Jan 2020 president is formally sworn in and only if Biden wins. Congress is in a mad rush to get the supreme court judge confirmed and on the bench before the 3rd of November. They won't do nothing else. After the 3rd if Biden wins, congress/president is basically twiddling their thumbs earning money while the clock counts down on trump's last days in office. No incentive past the 3rd for anyone to do shit really.

>>22973459
When does the senate vote on it so I know when to get the fuck out of my calls

>>22973447
How do you do this without degenerate options gambling?

>>22973451
lmao

>>22973460
>>22973443
>>22973408
Nothing can stop what is COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMin'

>>22973295
https://www.forbes.com/sites/sarahhansen/2020/10/01/house-passes-22-trillion-stimulus-bill-but-that-doesnt-mean-1200-checks-and-more-unemployment-benefits-are-on-the-way/#4627ebb93bad

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/10/01/coronavirus-stimulus-update-house-passes-democratic-relief-bill.html

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-10-02/house-democrats-pass-2-2-trillion-stimulus-republicans-reject

You were saying..?

>GME 4/16/21 30c

>>22973473
That's what he did anon

>>22973408
>>22973443
>>22973460
I am autistic and have lost jobs and job offers because I didn't seem "interested enough". You have to have the onions face to make it in today's world.

>>22973310
Thanks, I for bamboozled by their BREAKING account. Guess I'm the retard here for assuming they'd update their main site and BREAKING Twitter before their regular Twitter. Doesn't help that their front page had the article I screencapped.

>Inject $75 billion into Covid-19 testing and contact tracing efforts

Jesus fuck, stop putting more money into this memevirus. We don't need any more testing or tracing, just let boomers die.

>>22973439
Rise phoenix, RISE!

>>22973206
I was looking into something similar this weekend. I figured regional banks and/or residential building companies would be good proxies for incoming people to these states since they'll need a house and mortgages and small businesses will boom and therefore look for leverage to grow but desu I did not have a lot of success. I didn't find anything interesting. If you do keep us in the know

would it be so wrong to just buy amazon stock and forget about it for a few years

>>22973492
Hi, I'm here for the job interview.

>>22973451
it's the dem bill. it's crammed full of too much bullshit to ever pass. I honestly think it's deliberate so that the country remains fucked going into the election which will hurt the incumbent.

>>22973444
cucks

>>22973487
>passes house
>passes house
>passes house
kill yourself you illiterate piece of human trash, knowing that you are likely voting age makes me feel like I just stepped on raw sewage
EW

KILL YOURSELF

>>22973460
>>22973489
GME wont even exist by then lmao

i will never stop being annoyed at people who act like pussies any time GME goes down even a little when the consoles aren't even out yet. i swear to god you short term options gamblers are gonna make me lose my fucking shit, fuck off you probably don't even know any of the DD and read one coomcat post and decided to buy OTM weekly calls, admit it you fucking faggots.

So how big will the dump be tomorrow?

>>22973519

OH GOD MY FUCKING $30 MSFT PUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Red day tomorrow

>>22973222
>stimulus checks for illegal immigrants
you have fucking got to be kidding me

>>22973556
for some reason im feeling a pump

>i will never stop being annoyed at people who act like pussies any time GME goes down even a little when the consoles aren't even out yet. i swear to god you short term options gamblers are gonna make me lose my fucking shit, fuck off you probably don't even know any of the DD and read one coomcat post and decided to buy OTM weekly calls, admit it you fucking faggots.

>>22973556
depends how much chili I eat tonight

If they were really set on passing the stimulus they'd added it to the govt funding bill. That's the one thing that "must happen".

>>22973527
what are you talking about..
see
>>22973222
I literally said "for the inevitable Senate failure"
Jesus christ - stop posting

>>22973295
am i the only one who wants to hatefuck pelosi really badly?

>>22973516
bls resbond

>>22973580
You seem upset

>>22973552
they need their dopamine rush. They are degenerate coomers. Good thing im on nofap

>>22973602
Yes

>>22973602
no

>>22973603
Amazon will be replaced by GameStop by 2025

>>22973570
What's the problem? Just get on the line and say you're an illegal immigrant with no legal docents to prove your identity. Go on the line about 4 times and get 5 stimulus checks.

>you seem upset

>>22973295
Pelosi isn't the senate anon.

>>22973608
I would do no fap but I have chronic insomnia that is usually helped greatly by cranking one out

>>22973602
Weird way to spell AOC

>>22973633
Dubs confirm.

>>22973633
lol

>>22973512
Yup, I'm researching REITs with high dividends in states and cities people have moved to in large numbers during the last year. I think they're undervalued. My current strategy is using finviz to screen out some of the shittier ones, and then reading the description on the bottom for some clues on where they're located (pic related). Gonna have to look more closely into 30-40 of them. It's a lot of work, but I think it'll be worth it.

>>22973608
>>22973623
>They are degenerate coomers
>would a Pelosi
I dunno man you seem pretty high level yourself

>>22973602
I want her to have a scandal.

>>22973634
Yes. This increases spending and makes my green lines go up.

>>22973643
go for run sprints or go work out

>>22973602
How many of you realize that she'll be the next president for a few months when Trump puts on a tantrum? Lol she's the third in charge and without a president and vp that old carcass is the acting president

>>22973608
>Good thing im on nofap

>>22973401
What's the sauce on HD? Mexibros bought up a lot of shit recently or what?

>>22973566
Wait you bought $30 puts? Why? Or did you sell $30 puts?

THAT FUCKING INDIAN YOUTUBER PUT OUT ANOTHER VIDEO SAYING "WE ARE IN THE MOST OVERVALUED STOCK BUBBLE IN HISTORY"

EVEN AFTER THE MARCH CRASH, EVEN AFTER THE 2 BLOOD RED DAYS IN SEPTEMBER. WHEN WILL THIS SHIT END AND I CAN FINALLY FEEL SAFE BUYING STOCKS

>>22973608
it's been a play expected to take MONTHS from the beginning. the only thing that makes sense is they're playing weeklies or something and getting financially ruined if price doesn't moon RIGHT NOW RIGHT FUCKING NOW AAAAA, it's so tiresome.

>do these other stocks have 102% of outstanding shares shorted? no? then shut the fuck up about GME
>yeah no im not worried that it's been dwindling below $10 for a week and its already october even though i bought weekly OTM calls like 10/1/20 15c

>>22973660
To be honest I only spent like a couple hours researching on Sunday. I might do it again this Sunday. It's good to know other people are onto it. Even in situations when you might be be smarter than the market you still need the rest of the crowd thinking like you. It's good to antecipate though

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUTURES DYING RED OCTOBER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22973713
you talking about my bhaisabh Aswath Damodaran?

>>22973679
I powerlift, or don’t have the energy during the day to do these things.

>>22973718
so they have already covered 25-30% of their shorts? and the price barely moved.

>>22973713
he is correct, the entire stock market is overvalued.
brrrr sent things back up, but that'll just make the inevitable crash worse

>How many of you realize that she'll be the next president for a few months when Trump puts on a tantrum? Lol she's the third in charge and without a president and vp that old carcass is the acting president

Fucking CLIF

>>22973724
>you still need the rest of the crowd thinking like you
Institutional ownership is about 50%+ for the majority of these. My competition isn't /biz/natches cooming to GME. It's big-brains only.

>>22973752
Wtf i just did the heaviest squat workout of my life and still did bike hiit for 15 mins after. Take more fish and coconut oil bro

>>22973775
>guys my whole argument is based around this basedjack meme!

When does the WKHS contract get announced. Does anyone know?

Remember the best investment is your health. If youre not lifting, eating healthy, sleeping and minimizing stress, then your stock market gains mean nothing. What’s the point of being a millionaire if you’re fat and nobody wants to fuck you?

>>22973815
I’m 155 5’11 and my squat max was 330 x 5 ATG. Not sleeping for weeks on weeks really fuckinng with my ability to function, I don’t have the energy to get to the gym and the only time I can is early in the morning which I’d rather try and scrounge at least an hour or two of rest. I am gonna try meditating daily I hear that helps.

>>22973696
1 x 00.30 contract :^)

>>22973637
You're saying I should short it right?

>>22973867
daily reminder is for you to eat this dick faggot

>>22973855
it doesn't. I'm selling.

>>22973642
ob

>>22973602
>hatefuck
i was thinking about regular fucking

>>22973872
>You're saying I should short it right?
no just stop buying GME calls you retards

>>22973855
It already got announced anon. Osh-Kosh/Ford won the contract.

Ask your broker, fagit

>>22973889
Does this mean Ford got it? Should I buy some F calls or is that retarded.

>>22973915
source?

>>22973915
Oh cool im retarded. Based.

>>22973867
quit daily drinking and nicotine last month. i drink twice a week 3-4 drinks each time, so not many drinks a week now (used to drink 20-30 a week). i smoke weed every day, some times all day, so i gotta change that though.
also changed up my diet to avoid FODMAPs and i've lost 17 lbs from cutting back booze and making veggies 50% of my meals every day instead of having 50% carbs, 40% meat, 10% veggies

>>22973870
Thats pretty impressive man. Im 5’9 160 and am a month into my first serious strength program and am up to 255x3x5sets. Do u have any tips for keeping the lower back from jutting out when in the hole? I have anterior pelvic tilt so my hammies should be loose so i think my glutes are just tight as fuck? I figure u know a good bit lol

>>22973772
>brrrr sent things back up, but that'll just make the inevitable crash worse

IM LITERALLY SHAKING, WHAT SHOULD I DO.

IM SICK OF BEING SCARED

>How many of you realize that she'll be the next president for a few months when Trump puts on a tantrum? Lol she's the third in charge and without a president and vp that old carcass is the acting president

well? whats the best flavor?

Any NIO chads in here? Production numbers soon.

Anon who invested 100% of his savings into GME here.
I understand the anti-GME shills are jacking off over the fact that it fell a bit after another 400,000 shorts were taken out.
I encourage you to be patient and stay calm. Remember to think logically. You know it will continue to rise up until the PS5 release. You know that GME has been on the threshold list and some shorts will have to pay starting tomorrow (or could be Monday).
The market manipulation of GME has not gone unnoticed by Cohen or their main shareholders. You are going to be a part of something crazy and even if nothing happens, you will walk away with a decent bit of profit up to November.
Don't be a fucken pussy or you'll never make it. They're trying to shake you out. If your hands are this week you'll never make it in general, regardless of GME or not.

>>22973780
I can't tell if you're mad about CLF or CLIS but either way, yes

>>22973950
purple guava pear
i am prepared to fight over this

>>22973950
>pic related
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

>>22973939
youre not using my meme properly. use the basedjak memes in /smg/ to make fun of people shilling for meme le 90's kids stocks like GME

>>22973908
I only buy calls to close them on down days like this.
The underlying is up 30%, I don't see any reason to change my strategy with so many positive catalysts in the pipeline.
Did you know GME's new app has almost 100,000 Google Play reviews, on the first day?

Also, any news on NAK since the Executive Order yesterday?

>house passed meme bill
If the monthly jobs report is less than the previous its going to rally, unless I'm missing something?

>>22973713
Stop listening to literal gurus
>>22973935
Take a position based on where you see the market in a year and stop looking at it
Stop watching SPX noise all day
Stop watching 2 cent change in your portfolio all day
Don't look at it

>>22973986
No. Just keep buying until end of November that's when ROD comes out

>>22973950
I prefer sour heads

>>22973963
>I understand the anti-GME shills are jacking off over the fact that it fell a bit after another 400,000 shorts were taken out.
>I encourage you to be patient and stay calm. Remember to think logically.
you guys said for weeks that logically the price would have mooned by either today or tomorrow. Its at 9.75 right now.

>>22973963
you sound like a man trying unbelievably hard to convince people around him that he didn't fuck up really badly

>>22973950
i like bang's root beer pretty well. i didn't know they made tea

I just wanna make enough money to have sex bros

>>22973718
> i bought weekly OTM calls like 10/1/20 15c
if you did this you have only yourself to blame
not a single coom poster has EVER recommended this

>>22973179
I'm about to have 350k in my bank. I need to buy a new car. I have no other income, how much should I spend on it?

>>22973963
just keep holding until november also cyberpunk 2077 comes out like on the same week ps5 comes so that's also big money for gamestop since those preorders are ancient

>>22974050
200k

>>22974057
please be serious nig

>>22974050
10k max until u make it.

>>22974050
No more than $5k.

>>22973934
My upper body I could never break 180 bench so I am all legs lmao. For pelvic tilt you need to just consciously focus on keeping your abs tight and generating all your force from a pelvic thrust forward, not just pushing straight up. Make sure you’re engaging your scapula and keeping your head neutral as well, if at any point you start to relax your pelvis and duck butt you’re going too heavy and need to do lighter reps. In general straight bar path is gonna ensure you’re not leaning into injury, but you may want to consider doing more abdominal exercises, there are probably some vids on YouTube that cover fixing pelvic tilt. Texas method is what really helped me hit 3 plates, you’ll get there anon just keep pushing.

>>22974050
Buy a used car for $2000-$3000 dollars. By the time that one is dead you should have been able to generate enough money to buy another shitty used car. Repeat until you either have made it or gasoline is illegal.

>>22973984
>my meme
You seem upset and dumb

>have $45k at age 20
>still too cheap to buy a car
Stocks turn me jewish

>>22974029
>>22974030
Hey I can see why it looks that way.
I don't blame you guys for thinking that.
But I held when Workhorse dropped from $20 to $15 back in August. My only regret then was not buying more.
If the logic is there, you have to nut up or shut up.

>>22974065
>>22974070
>>22974079
anything under 10k seems unreliable

>>22974096
I can't wait to coompost all the way through the next two months, maybe even into Christmas

>>22974049
dude this is /smg/. i am guaranteeing there are at least a handful of retards posting on here who bought GME 10/1 and 10/23 20c because people here predicted a late september moon

>>22974083
I have around the same amount.
I'm going to keep driving my car until it stops working.

>>22974106
Honda accords are the most reliable car u can buy. Mines an 08 looks brand new retails for 7k with 170k miles never had anything break. Runs like a sports car with 4 cyl and has a sick sub and audio system. Honda is based

>>22974079
>gasoline is illegal.
lol

>>22974029
this Friday or next Monday was a potential catalyst based on regulation SHO IF naked shorting was significant.

it's impossible to predict the exact date or catalyst of a short squeeze with any certainty, do you even know how any of this works?

>>22973757
sure looks like 25% of shorts have closed to me

>>22974132
I used to have one too, I agree, they are very based. however, I like the Honda Pilot more.

>>22974106
Just make sure it's not a complete piece of shit when you buy it. Also get it off craigslist or autotrader, stealerships are a scam. Anything under 150,000 miles is fine. The biggest thing with a used car is for FUCKS SAKE DO NOT BUY A CAR PREVIOUSLY OWNED BY A WOMAN.

>>22973963
>They're trying to shake you out. If your hands are this week you'll never make it in general, regardless of GME or not.
am i in fucking stocktwits right now

im 100% GME but i dont try to justify bullshit like this just because of day to day volatility, but trying to explain the red day as """market manipulation""" is downright delusional. People are bandwagoning for a single activist who hasnt done anything yet and trying to incte short squeeze that cant actually happen because short interest is too high. There are real risks to the gamestop play and it's delusional to think it can only go up
Be ready for it to go down under $9

>>22974050
3k Honda Civic bro

>>22974136
>he doesn't know
lol.

Why do stocks change in price overnight?

>>22974150
>DO NOT BUY A CAR PREVIOUSLY OWNED BY A WOMAN
why?

>>22974106
This is categorically wrong. Hondas, Toyotas, Volvos, newer VW golfs in this price bracket (<10k) might be sitting around 150k miles and can be driven for 100k more if you take care of them.

>Down $3 AH
NGMI bros

>>22974074
Thanks ill look into that. Makes sense u can lift so much if youre leg dominant. 330 is crazy. My bench is up to 205 so im pretty balanced out if not slightly upper body dominant. Ill work on form like u said

>>22974096
I got GME 1/15/21 15c im wondering if i should buy more

>>22974163
Women 99.9% of the time never do regular maintenance. The most they'll ever do is tires once they turn into semi-slicks and change the oil ever 50,000 miles.

>>22973999
Probably the strongest near term mover is the election, but in particular what either one of our frens says they're going to do financials and healthcare. Sleepy says he wants corporate tax higher but I don't think anyone buys it, the senator from Delaware, big lol.
Seems these days people don't care too much about jobs, I don't get it, I guess we've agreed it's an artificially affected figure and have just ignore it
And if you want really short term just wait until domestic airline stimulus gets shitcanned
>>22974050
>>22974106
You should use the 350k to generate income and save half that towards a car. Do you need it like now? 6% feels safe to me, it's $21k, get some returns on the remainder and you'll be indifferent in a year's time
>>22974150
I test drove my current car and I always hit eject on the CD tray so I don't get a stuck disc. Out pops a CD titled 60's classic rock. Big factor in the purchase decision

>>22973933
good man. i used to binge drink like a monster, used to be over 260lbs. quit in 2016 because i was watching videos of fit people and seeing how happy and energetic they were all the time, and realized i wanted to be like that. as in, i felt like shit ALL the time, but then at the end of the day i'd get some reprieve from that hell by getting drunk and eating a bunch of shitty food. decided i should feel good the majority of the time and feel shitty once in a while, not the other way around.

now im around 200lbs. a piece of advice: walking is awesome and you can lose a lot of weight by doing nothing but eating literally half of whatever you're currently eating. eat the same stuff, just eat half as much of it. i also only drink 1% milk, 100% organic fruit juice, and water now. i cut sugar out of my life almost entirely although i still have some with my coffee in the morning.

it's funny, people think losing weight is about exercising and running a marathon or something crazy, but it's literally just eating less. just fucking eat less food you don't even really have to change your diet. i still eat bread and meat and cheese and doritoes, and love chipotle mayo, i just eat less of it.

>>22974050
Buy a recently traded in Honda or Toyota/Lexus. Spend around $20k. You'll get all the modern tech and it will last until they make driving illegal.

>>22974106
only if you are a /diy/let. Jap cars are easy to work on

>>22974153
I wouldn't call his 13D filing or leaked bloomberg article "nothing"

but yes it's nonsensical to fret about normal market volatility

>>22974163
Women cant drive properly and fuck up everything mechanical in the car. My mother and sister press and let off the gas constantly, cant keep a steady foot. The constant acceleration deceleration has fucked the transmissions in their cars and had to get both replaced. Women are dumb as fuck, never let them drive

>>22974163
Also there is a board if you want car advice. Go to
>>/o/

>>22973950
i like blue razz, sour heads is bretty gud too

>>22973963
>legitimately going all in on fucking gamestop of all companies
look i'm riding GME too but memes are memes you autist

>>22974163
I mean they hit curbs and shit but what else bad could they possibly do if there’s record of maintenance

>>22974163
Women can barely maintain themselves.

>>22974153
>how dare you

>>22973375
Ugg, lost 50k worst part was how smug I was, really thought this one would explode, figured 30% return worst case.

This is how I win

>>22974159
Ahh. Good question because it seems unintuitive but there are these entities called "High Frequency Traders" working for hedge funds etc who make millions of trades after hours in extremely high volumes. These lizard jew traders trade after hours in "dark pools" which are private exchanges for trading securities that are not accessible by the investing public, but do affect stock prices after hours.

>>22974181
>>22974200
>>22974209
good point
>>22974187
>Do you need it like now?
very soon, yes.
>>22974190
>>22974191
ok I will look into used hondas

thanks bros

>>22974164
>buying a volvo post 1997ish
that is a bold move

How much we tanking tomorrow, bros? Or was old retards not agreeing on anything already priced in?

>>22974190
Gotta be careful not to get a teenager's totally racecar doing that though.
>>22974212
>woman owned
>record of maintenance
Pie in the sky

>>22974159
its so the chosen people can rearrange assets so that they can make the most money and you have to pay just a little bit more to play in the morning.

>>22974208
It isn't a meme.
It is a no brainer buy even without any squeeze elements.

>>22974231
GIANT RED DILDOS

>>22974083
Based. Wife and I have almost 1 million nw. We drive a 10+ year old Corolla and Civic.

You do have neo right anon?

>>22974189
>decided i should feel good the majority of the time and feel shitty once in a while, not the other way around.
yessir good mentality, i should use this mentality to help myself stop smoking weed 24/7 and reduce it to once or twice a week
> just fucking eat less food you don't even really have to change your diet. i still eat bread and meat and cheese and doritoes, and love chipotle mayo, i just eat less of it.
the issue with this mentality is that junk food like meat and cheese and doritos are addicting as fuck because they release a lot more dopamine due to the underlying concentrations of fructose based carbs. as a result, people tend to get hooked on these foods more, not all people, but some.
if you have an addictive personality like me, then simply IIFYM isn't good enough, i gotta actually start eating veggies so i feel good all the time

>>22974231
Tomorrow will be a fucken bloodbath if no stimulus is passed.
Just get your ass ready and don't look. Everything will stabilize but Friday won't be pretty.

>>22974231
We aren’t tanking at all the bill passed the House, it will pump on fake optimism like it has been until the Senate vote

>>22974268
I disagree about it being a bloodbath. Mixed markets sure, but the 2.2 trillion stimulus was never really expected to pass...

>coom over gme for november
>nofap november

>>22974233
That's why you buy the models that are too expensive for a teenager to afford or too boring for a teenager to want if their parents are buying.

Honda Pilots, 4 cylinder Accords, no teenager is going to own a Camry Hybrid, entry level Lexus like ES or GS

>>22974268
>mfw all those airline layoffs
WEW LAD

fuck bros im doing sober october. day one sucks.

>>22974282
If "A" bill of some kind doesn't pass the Senate later and they go on their stupid ass break like the lazy pieces of shit they are, we'll see a pretty rough week.
Hey I hope I'm wrong anon.

>>22973368
Ive ridden AMD from 3-35, from 32-78, its do rock solid a stock its my actual corner stone in investing. Some day itll be worth way more as long as they continue on their successful path and Lisa or an equivalent is at the helm.

>>22974193
loool i texted my friend's brother who works at Bloomberg about the whole GME thing, including pic related, and he usually responds to my texts about trading/securities related things immediately and in detail. but once i sent him the texts about the GME squeeze, he stopped replying and hasn't replied since yesterday. i sent him pic related

>>22974260
>neo
>nio
Without looking were their total assets ending 2019?
Should know the name at least before investing >>22974287
>pilot
Based and redpilled fine choice of automobile

>>22974302
He coooooomed to death.

>>22974282
>Mixed markets sure, but the 2.2 trillion stimulus was never really expected to pass...
No shit but people have been kicking the can down the road hoping for an out. If nothing happens soon (tomorrow) congress fucks off until after the election at the EARLIEST.

>>22974193
hasnt done anything yet. The board could easily be posing an obstacle to him and he may not even become the CEO
not the first time the board made it difficult for a buyout offer to happen

Add that on top of retail idiots being baited into an infinite short squeeze. I repeat, there is NO chance of a short squeeze happening right now until institutional shorts cover enough to reduce the float for retail short sellers to get fucked. Nothing about Gamestops price hike recently was about its fundamentals. Remember that this is ultimately a speculative gamble and it's just silly to try and shill it like some permabull stocktwits retard.

We're talking about gamestop which managed to have a horrendous quarterly even with a gaming boon from corona

I just want to say for those of you who were in the early morning threads today, that you were very racist to that indian guy who was posting and that's not cool.

I hate indians but you don't see me calling them shitskin niggers and such, we are all here to trade bad trading advice not to be racists

>>22974306
I'm drunk phoneposter

>>22974260
I like it when you guys shill me something BEFORE it peaked, not after.

>>22974268
So tell me what to buy

>>22974326
hey im posting here right now. its okay i was totally making fun of white milkbreaths for being retards who cant raise their kids properly and i was making fun of white kids for being retarded xanax addicts who flunk out of school in modern day america so i honestly completely deserved being called a shitskin currynigger its fine bro no worries ahaha

>>22974331
I believe it

>nothing about price hike was about fundamentals
ngmi

>>22974120
>people here predicted a late september moon
There's no point lying. Evening /smg/ has been talking this to death for weeks.

>>22974300
>Some day
yeah bro me and my penny stocks someday lmao

>>22974354
I was a retarded Xanax addict and fucked a couple cute Indian girls in hs and college. Their buttholes smelled like barbecue chips

>>22974350
SPY and QQQ every month for the next 20 years

>>22974326
>dumbass /pol/ posting ended, that's good
>why don't I post about it and see if I can get the thread concentrated on it again hehe

I'm voting for Trump.

>>22974350
NAK long calls RIGHT NOW

>>22973179
Bbby shills were right.

>>22974223
So algo trading then. Kind of shitty but could they actually help create a more realistic price? I'm comparing the idea to putting tons of data of a stock into a neural network for it to come out with a correct pricing.

>>22974350
Fuck I mean...
You can always get boomer stock advice from anywhere else. I guess it depends on your risk tolerance.
GME is a good one.
NAK is a gamble, 50% the mine is approved and you 10x, 50% you lose everything.
I honestly would have said some recovery stocks but who the fuck knows what will happen. They might drop further.

>>22974302
ok NOW im fucking interested...is it time to buy into GME?

>>22973562

>>22974362
is this your first value trap

dont give me revenue or price-to-sales arguments when they're closing down a shit ton of stores and only retaining 40% of sales. They cant clean up their balance sheet again so this is their last chance, the trick only works once with their inventory and selling off assets

Im fucking out if Cohen shows any sign of bailing out

I have finally realized that most bears are fucking cowards. They will always say the market is overvalued. They have been saying it for decades. At the end of the day, they’re just afraid to invest their money and have no convictions. If a bear is screaming about bubbles and P/E ratios but isn’t shorting or buying puts, hes a fucking coward.
Just look at February and March. Before the crash, they were screaming bubble and overvalued. But then the market crashed, and you know what they didn’t do? They didn’t buy. Their entire narrative switched to “the market will go down another 50%”, but then the market recovered and now we’re here, and the bear is still seething to this day. They will never win. They have no end goal in mind other than to spread fear so that others confirm their fears. Ignore all bears, long America and short boomers.

>>22974345
Nio was being shilled months ago.

>>22974444
Based quads of truth

>>22974120
Fuck off retard

This was unanimously a November or Q3 Q4 play

>>22973963
>Anon who invested 100% of his savings into GME here.
I understand the anti-GME shills are jacking off over the fact that it fell a bit after another 400,000 shorts were taken out.
I encourage you to be patient and stay calm. Remember to think logically. You know it will continue to rise up until the PS5 release. You know that GME has been on the threshold list and some shorts will have to pay starting tomorrow (or could be Monday).
The market manipulation of GME has not gone unnoticed by Cohen or their main shareholders. You are going to be a part of something crazy and even if nothing happens, you will walk away with a decent bit of profit up to November.
Don't be a fucken pussy or you'll never make it. They're trying to shake you out. If your hands are this week you'll never make it in general, regardless of GME or not.

>>22974302
holy shit i'm doubling down when my housing stipend comes

bros I feel like the market hasn't corrected nearly enough, but at the same time I believe the US dollar is going to go to shit with all this helicopter money

what should I invest in

>>22974435
>if Cohen bails out I'm out
Yeah no shit. That's a no brainer. You should be out after November (December latest) regardless.

>>22974289
Are these Bronco players?

>>22974376
based BASED, although i wouldn't take xanax in HS, i took it a few times in college and one time i ended up getting barred out facefucked some ginger girl who i later found out was from Utah and used to do heroin and that was the last time i took xanax
also being an indian ive never fucked an indian girl i need to get on that i need to fuck a nice punjabi bitch soon. i want to smell an indian girls butthole and give it kisses
>>22974403
LMAO they do the opposite of creating more realistic prices: they give low frequency everyday clients on platforms like Robinhood much shitter price points

How did people survive before commission free trading? Did they just charge like 7 dollars every time you made a stock purchase? Did everyone save up and buy in bulk to prevent that from eating into your profits? Did you automatically lose money on cheaper stocks unless they went to the fucking moon?

>>22974477
Come join us SWBI chads anon
Fair warning though I'm very new to this

>>22974490
They banged rocks together to make fire.

>>22974424
>>22974475
why the fuck is it that picture that got you interested in GME

>>22974484
I just dont like all the people spamming about GME's daily fluctuations on a daily basis. I might honestly just filter these shit out until November

>>22974490
Only big boys allowed.

>>22974189
One of the most frustrating aspects of the coronachan panic is the fact that not a single one of our health experts is willing to tout the benefits of not living like a hamplanet. Barely a single member of the big pharma cult of the mask is willing to evangelize the benefits of being a healthy weight, or having a balanced diet. God forbid people act and eat healthy. How can any /fit/ person have any faith in institutions after this is beyond me when 99999/100000 fit people literally walk it off after a few days. I guess that's why they have to run the occasional "muh healthy person died" scare story every few days.

>>22974464
nice try youre getting closer, you're learning. good. maybe tomorrow during market hours you can use my meme properly finally

>>22974464
Don't make me activate my quantum immortality anon

>>22974523
Come on, its part of the ride.
Shitposting about stocks is half the fun.

>>22974531
>One of the most frustrating aspects of the coronachan panic is the fact that not a single one of our health experts is willing to tout the benefits of not living like a hamplanet.
based.....

>>22974321
>hasnt done anything yet.
m80 buying 6 and a half million shares is not nothing. I *wish* I could do these kinds of "nothings"

>Nothing about Gamestops price hike recently was about its fundamentals.
this is true, the jump was entirely fueled by RC's 13D filing AH last monday, and I doubt /biz/ had much influence

>I repeat, there is NO chance of a short squeeze happening right now until institutional shorts cover enough to reduce the float for retail short sellers to get fucked.
I think you're overselling the impact of the extra synthetic longs floating around. Even the S3 guy admitted 60% of Float+SI longs is pretty much the theoretical limit, and "the chances of a squeeze are high". But yes we do need *something* to spark an initial wave of covering

>We're talking about gamestop which managed to have a horrendous quarterly even with a gaming boon from corona
this is true, though Corona is partially responsible for that (they did bretty good in Australia)

Invest in dividend aristocrats

>>22973519
I see that you are transferring over from the Argentinian branch of the company.

>>22974489
I fucked so many girls as a jobless piece of shit bartard and now that I have my life together and my lifts are strongest they’ve ever been no woman wants me

>>22974590

tell me more please

>>22974585
Oh god im gonna...

>>22974490
It was $20 round trip when I started.
>buy in bulk to prevent that from eating into your profits
It doesn't prevent it, but to have a healthier position yeah you had to make them larger so the commission expense was a lower proportion of the total value.
>Did you automatically lose money on cheaper stocks unless they went to the fucking moon?
Possibly
You want to put $500 on some total gamble, you start out down 4% just to open and close it. Which means you break even at 4.17% return
It was a jewish time and I don't wanna talk about it

>>22974604
Maybe you should stop living your life for pussy and let that stuff happen naturally.
The fact that you have your life together and are in shape are things to be damn proud of.

i lost 2.5k in september, what are the best option calls for october to get back my loses

i was thinking day trading weekly itm amd calls because of ryzen and radeon hype this month
but i also wonder if i should just go all in on gme calls.
what do you anons think?

>>22974489
I worked with a chubby punjabi girl from Pakistan and she showed me her boobs once.

You GameStop retards are as bad if not worse than Chainstink morons.

>>22974574
>Corona is partially responsible for that
Confirming this, the sad board member who had to keep saying we're in person retail eventually won me over.
They could have made a killing, but just surviving is a sign of competence.

>>22974632
Sunk costs
Whatever was lost is not recoverable and should not factor into your future rational decision making.
And generally it's a bad idea to increase your risk when you're losing.

>>22974354
Fuck u curry nigger faggot

>>22974658
Never got into crypto, but I heard if you got into Chain-link early you might have gotten 10x returns at the peak.
Doesn't sound so bad senpai.

>>22974658
GME people are delusional as fuck, only rational people here are the NAK folk because NAK

HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK WHAT HAPPENED??

>>22974604
This is pretty normal and im surprised you haven't learned this before: if you want to have sex often then just start taking Xanax/downers and make absurd life decisions that revolve your entire days around getting pussy. just be a complete fucking mumbling bartard who will eat any diseased pussy he finds like i used to do and you'll be very content with your sex life
or you can be a wageslave faggot like you are rn who does his fat fuck bearmode routine that scares women away and you'll never touch a vagina again

>>22974690
You should be in both.
Also, NAKers need to learn how to meme like the GME chads.

>>22974606
Buy dividend aristocrats because they’re good

>>22974732

Like any company that is considered an aristocrat?

there will be no more mentions of *amestop or *me in /smg/ threads
shut the fuck up and buy or shut the fuck up and sell
this play is going to take some time to make some money, so just shut the fuck up or we'll all be reading *me over and over for the next 5 weeks
t. all in and tired of hearing about it
so whats the next play bros?

>>22974654
punjabi girls have got pretty milky tits above the age of 25 im a big fan. i think the reason ive never fucked an indian girl before is i get too comfortable around them because we're the same race and then i reveal my true autism instead of putting on the facade of well-adjustedness and they run away from me because im an aggressive sperg who spits when he talks

>>22974711
>Also, NAKers need to learn how to meme like the GME chads.
>>22969798
>>22969842

>>22974732
>>22974739
>>22974590

Yeah sure, let me live off my dividends from the 30k I've invested. What a great idea.

>>22974706
This

>>22974754
,Muta is that you??

>>22974739
Companies like MSFT, V, MA, HD and AAPL are all likely to become aristocrats in the future so get them now for a higher ROI.

>>22974750
GME

>>22974762
I’m not saying be a dividend investor, this is a valid strategy >>22974783 go for growth in the share price and growth in dividends

>>22974777
holy shit Muta's voice is the most soothing thing ever to me i could listen to his autistic intonation to sleep every night

>>22974786
YOU MOTHERF
I SAID NO MORE O DAT SHIT JOHNNY
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKIN MUTT

>>22974783
You just named 15% of the Dow grandpa

>>22974803
>>22974783
I think the trick is to get enough money for that to matter in the first place. After that, I agree.
Out of those MSFT is the one I like the most.

>>22974302
AND HOW MANY ONLINE RETAILERS WERE PREVALENT AT THE TIME?!

>>22974585
>Short interest is at stratospheric levels
why do so many tards try to parse meaning from the short interest levels when its been proven repeatedly that short interest doesn't correlate with a squeeze.

>>22974821
I bought in today. I had never bought a meme but this one makes sense actually

>>22974750
VXX going to 30 by OCT 21

>>22974821

And futures just fell off a cliff.
Oddly enough My forex long positions went very profitable. But my short position wasn't very profitable on the euro.

Odd.

Rate my portfolio brahs

WKHS 66%
GME 26%
BLNK 5%
NAK 3%

>>22974838
>online retailers weren't prevalent in 2013 for the PS4 release

>>22974838
It is about proportional increases.
Nobody thinks it will go back to $70 levels without a squeeze.
But it should go to at least $30 ($20 at the lowest).

>>22974862
need more NAK before november.

>>22974862
I'm not in WKHS but that's a big part of your portfolio.
Any news on their mail situation? I forgot what the deal was.

>>22974783

I've been going hard into microsoft, but is an annual 2.24 really worth shit when the stock costs like 212 dollars? Even spy is higher than that.

Are there signs that their dividend will start shooting to like 5% soon, or they will want to rapidly increase their dividend so they can become an aristocrat?

>>22974838
You don't need to yell.
The bet on GME is that Ryan Cohen can carve out an e-commerce niche again like he did with CHWY.
GME e-commerce was up 800%. You find me another company with 800% e-commerce growth and FREE CASH FLOW and I'll buy that too.

>>22974518
i was already in but now im rock hard because look at dat graph

>>22974862
What will you do if WKHS doesn't win the contract?

>>22974892
They won’t have a high yield but their stock price will grow relative to their dividend or vice versa whatever.

>make 2-3x return off GME.
>Go all into NAK with the gains

>NAK is approved
I made it
>NAK is not approved
kms

What do you guys think of this plan?

>>22974889
Radio silence...apparently another speculated date they need to announce the contract is oct 15th so...just hoping and praying at this point.

>>22974896

What do you expect NAK to do?

>>22974916
Good plan don't kys and don't fuck with options.

>>22974916
Solid strategy can't go wrong when you NAK

How you planning to kill yourself? I would 3D print the word NAK into a heavy paperweight and pay a escort to bash me in the head with it till I died

>>22974907
Long hold, WKHS taught me a lot about hindsight, securing profits and greed

>>22974945
Next thread I have a new ticker to discuss, I promise.

>>22974916
If you're going to go in with NAK just buy $1000 in call options for may of next year. Hell if you have enough left over buy enough puts so that if the mine is fucked you can cover you losses. If NAK is a go you will make much more off of options than just holding stock

>>22974754
Are all Indians autistic? It seems to be a national trait like the Germans.

>>22974949
NAK will be approved. Fuck chinese shills and fuck salmon. Dems cant even do anything since ROD will come out before any of them take office. After that if they try shit the courts will just dick them over.

>>22974949
If they get approval for the pebble mine its going to 5 bucks its supposedly happening late November, I'm planning on gathering a stack of around 10k shares before then.

>>22974444
I was a bear that had to sell the rest of my puts at a loss, and digits confirm the truth. Bullish now

>>22974976
90k in NAK
Think about it.

>>22974987
Yeah most of us got a touch of the 'tism and also add on the fact that most indians in the USA are brain drain descendants so we're extra autistic
oh well i can pretend like a normal brown fuckboy and girls think im a mexican guy who talks like a white boy when they meet me so the facade works

>>22975033
checked

>>22975035
Enjoy the ride friend. Remember, fuck the salmonshills

>>22974916
>>22974976
>>22974993
I'm thinking a calendar spread is the best strategy for NAK? Short like $2 Nov Calls and Long $4 May 2021 Calls?

we need fresh bread

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

guys is tomorrow actually gonna be blood red. everyone knows the stimulus would never pass anyway. it's priced in

>>22975093
Probably just a little red, stocks don't just go up you know.

>>22975072
Just go for February and May of next year. I think taking November calls won't pay off and the ones for feb and may are still pretty cheap

ill bake, take it ez frens

>>22975140
You better not burn it!

>>22975133
>calendar spread
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/calendarspread.asp#:~:text=A%20calendar%20spread%20is%20an,%2C%20time%2C%20or%20horizontal%20spread.
>November calls won't pay off
is exactly what I'm thinking of betting on. Hence "short" November

>>22975175
Baked with love, you guys are my only friends afterall :)

>>22975183

>>22975183
what a chad

>>22974706
Something something buy the rumor sell the news

>>22973950
Sour heads and purple haze

>>22973287
That anon is retarded. Not how SPACs work at all.

>>22974404
>NAK is a gamble, 50% the mine is approved and you 10x, 50% you lose everything.
Please stop acting as if you know anything about mining projects. The absolute worst that can happen this Fall is that the USACE tells NAK to go back to the drawing board with their proposal, like they did last month, which will absolutely cause stocks to tank, and then they will put another proposal that will go through the permitting process, and then it will probably go through.

Less than 1% of all permit requests made to the USACE are flat out denied. You are either approved outright, or they deny your initial proposal but say if you do X Y and Z then you can get permitted.

You as a project manager are literally a source of revenue for permit issuing agencies. Take some blue collar wisdom from someone who deals with permiting agencies literally all the time.

The only thing that could shut the project down is overwhelming political pressure, and the project basically has Trump on its side, which will do a LOT to mitigate that.

worth buying into RDSA (Shell)? Stock tanked after they said they would try to move to renewables, but it seems like that's gonna be the future for all oil companies and I would expect to see the stock rise again once more companies announce similar things.