/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for "jannies are actually kinda cool ngl"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22970923
want to hear a secret? you can sell some of it and hold some of it. in all honesty the best strategies involve selling half of your position at some amount of profit (usually small) and then moving your stop loss up to break even so the trade can no longer fail, it is only a question of how much money you make.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJBmVhefMeE&vl=en [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJBmVhefMeE&vl=en [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJBmVhefMeE&vl=en [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJBmVhefMeE&vl=en [Embed]

learn you some fucking risk management you retards

I lost 1.5% today......

Now what?

I hurt myself today

When will we be NAKillinares? How much longer till approvals?

>Stimulus Floor Debate & Vote Stream
https://live.house.gov/

>>22971111
Nice digits. Get into LONE right now and make 50% minimum.

22y/o. this is 35% my NW. should i put more in or will i fuck it up?

i dont feel like the debate/president shift will hurt the economy much

>>22971053
Bump limit is 310 you tard

who /comfygains/ here?

up $11k in last 12 months

>>22971116
Late November/December

why is everyone freaking out I just crabbed +0.7% today

>>22971127
shits low now but things will be good after both stimulus and end of presidential election so its a good time to buy and hold

>>22971127
There's a difference between hurting the economy & hurting the market

Big AH movement in several of my positions. Hope it's not false hope from the stimulus that isn't getting passed.

STORIES ARE FINALLY DROPPING THAT SHLL CONVERTS TO HYLN
MORONS WILL SELL TOMORROW
SELL IF YOU BOIGHHT IN AT 9
HOLD LONG TERM TO WAIT FOR THE$100/SHARE BY NEXT YEAR

Especially if biden wins

>>22971127
in what? what stocks? what account Roth, IRA ?
Where is the rest of your money currently?

>>22971150
strategy? seems nice and healthy

>>22971157
Where’s your rkt at senpai up up 2%

>>22971124
>LONE
>50%

Shill me and

>>22971053
>https://e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
why is this in the OP?

>>22971131
Is it 300???

I'm already bored. I'm living from bell to bell. fuck this shit.

>>22971150
Very comfy

BLOOD RED

thanks to whoever shilled SPAQ before

>>22971180
its in a checkings account. i don't see the immediate upside of a Roth since the money goes into stonks anyway, guess the no tax thing is great but i feel i'd move that 6k per year slightly better myself. might be dead wrong on this

>>22971111
Make 1.51% tomorrow ezpeezy

WORLD OF WARCRAFT EXPANSION DELAYED
https://worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/news/23536678/an-update-on-shadowlands
HOW WILL THIS AFFECT STONKS?

>>22971181
buy the dip like a man

sell when exuberance hits or right after a stock shoots up 20-30% because of good earnings

did this predominantly with tech stocks and made $1ks a couple times like that. literally sold 2-3 tech stocks holds right before the crash (but was still holding a lot) but then moved that cash right back into stocks once the correction stabilized.

>>22971211
i should have went in more but i used up half my cash buying ABEO so I couldn't buy as much SPAQ

Do most of you have day jobs?

I have an office job, been working from home since March, I haven't done work for the last 5 months, just been making excuses blaming people who left the company etc...

But I'm afraid it's catching up to me, how do you guys deflect responsibly at work?

>>22971150

>>22971268
I'm an online accounting student that gets free cash for a year because of gi bill so i'm going to invest it while i can.

>>22971268
I don’t because I’m not a lazy POS

>>22971242
yeah I only had 500 in free cash, need a nice pump to unload some other bags.

>>22971216
i dont know much about USA savings account but you should utilize the tax deferral/free nature that is available.
You could always dump it in an index ETF until you know what stocks you want to buy. Always leave enough in your checking for your monthly bills +5%(just in case)

>>22971242
Yea wish I swooped more than 50 shares

>>22971150
/flatline/ gang

Asking again. Why do people suggest TQQQ but only SPY and not 2x or 2x SPY?

what's the probablity $AAPL gets over $121 tomorrow?

>>22971268
do the work and not be a brainlet?

>>22971268
i was working remote full time, but then i reduced my schedule to 1 day/week. not really sure how i pulled it off, but now i'm just a consultant for several groups once a week, get to keep my unvested stock options, etc. will clear 70k this year on this schedule lol

>>22971318
some people recommend upro if you want 3x spy. honestly though, it's just easier to leverage spy through options because they're so liquid

>>22971322
Yeah

>>22971150
I am interested in what you have shares held on right now

>>22971322
How 'bout 0?

>>22971312
BIL detected.

>>22971268
I haven't had a job since about june 2019, but I start my new job in november now

>>22971322

8.3%

>>22971361
current positions. no options because im too pussy

>>22971268
I have a "job" lol.

I make ~$150k as a software engineer but our company is WFH through early 2021 at least. I do probably an hour or so of work per day, and pretend to work the rest of the day lol. Just have to keep Slack open on the side and respond to questions once in a while. Everyone thinks I'm some kind of god when it comes to programming though and I must be working really hard to keep everything running smoothly

Pretty much already living the NEET dream life and yet I'm still raking in thousands a month post-tax

>>22971216
Max out a ROTH. when you retire all them gainz are tax free anon.

>>22971370
Nope not at all

>>22971268
Train conductor. 100k+ a year easy, closer to 115 or 120 if I work hard, this stock shit is just for fun.

Should I sell half my GME for LONE?

Tell me a better strategy than DCA into TQQQ

>>22971388
your company must love losing money because any pajeet can do that for 3$ an hour

>>22971388
I’m in a similar comfy rut, except I don’t make great money. 47k a year before carona but now down to half time at 26k/y. Really hoping I go to 52k a year full time soon but in serious doubt. I’m about to turn 26 I can’t be making so little I need to move out and impress a girl and then impregnate her

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>>22971453
Lump sum into LONE.
>>22971443
Get out of the GME sinking ship and go all-in with LONE.

>>22971471

Buy dem 7s

>>22971382
damn maybe it really is just going all in on normie stocks
I had 3 tesla stock then sold it after it doubled

11600

>>22971114
I hope it wasn't intentional fren.
Heal up quick.

>>22971501
whats the point of stocks if le genius makes 150k a year for having a extra tab open

>>22971382
What are your thoughts on stocks like shopify, trade desk, okta, etc?

>>22971471
Damn stock wit posts are kinda funny

>>22971493

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>22971493
>>22971530

All things considered, juicy holds for less than a week position

When should I buy into cruise lines?

>>22971277

What’s your CHADfolio?

>>22971517
I rode shopify to some great gains, then sold like a cuck too early into covid (maybe around May) thinking it became too overvalued. bought back in due to fomo mid summer, then recently sold again.

I've made good gains on them and i think they are great to own because covid doesn't appear to be resolved any time soon. BUT a lot of their revenue came from small businesses adapting to online - and some of these businesses do want to return to more in-person sales in their brick and mortar. i think there will be a clawback but otherwise good long term investment.

honestly no opinion on the others

>>22971563
Whenever you wanna go on a nice vacation

>>22971563
You shouldn't in any case if you don't like gambling

>>22971563
Don’t even consider until after the elections

>>22971425
Is that a good job? How mechanically inclined do you need to be?
I like trains but I don't know how to fix mechanical stuff.

>FUTURES CRASHING
FUTURES CRASHING
>FUTURES CRASHING
FUTURES CRASHING

PELOSI SAYS THERE WILL BE NO AGREEMENT ON A COVID RELIEF BILL TONIGHT
>PELOSI SAYS THERE WILL BE NO AGREEMENT ON A COVID RELIEF BILL TONIGHT
PELOSI SAYS THERE WILL BE NO AGREEMENT ON A COVID RELIEF BILL TONIGHT
>PELOSI SAYS THERE WILL BE NO AGREEMENT ON A COVID RELIEF BILL TONIGHT
PELOSI SAYS THERE WILL BE NO AGREEMENT ON A COVID RELIEF BILL TONIGHT
>PELOSI SAYS THERE WILL BE NO AGREEMENT ON A COVID RELIEF BILL TONIGHT
PELOSI SAYS THERE WILL BE NO AGREEMENT ON A COVID RELIEF BILL TONIGHT
>PELOSI SAYS THERE WILL BE NO AGREEMENT ON A COVID RELIEF BILL TONIGHT
PELOSI SAYS THERE WILL BE NO AGREEMENT ON A COVID RELIEF BILL TONIGHT
>PELOSI SAYS THERE WILL BE NO AGREEMENT ON A COVID RELIEF BILL TONIGHT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22971626
Miss me?

>>22971630
lmao that stupid bitch just needs to take the L already

Futures BLOOD yellow

Would you buy stock in this company?

i never understood the concept of studying to get a 4 year degree only to be rewarded by eternal wage slavery

like the pain doesnt end it just becomes even more responsibility than before it makes no sense

Babby first portfolio
Rate my gains

>>22971630
>>22971626
*flick*
Ah, where was I? Right, this CME article on extending the circuit breakers from 5% to 7% starting Oct. 12th. Hmm, interesting, interesting.
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/equity-index/faq-sp-500-price-limits.html

>>22971675
Some people just want to be wagies

>>22971681
>14.63%
Congratulations you beat the market and did better than 97% of traders keep it up over the next 11months.

>>22971708
which doesnt make sense because you lose your autonomy

you have to get up and do everything in a short period of time and cram yourself out the door at a time when someone else told you to do it

>>22971105
Strategies that involve selling portions of the position are opposed to the most fundamental rule of trading: "cut your losses and let your profits ride."

Your risk management should be setting stops in your favor based on volatility. You're lowering potential profits when you hop out of favorable trades for no reason.

There should be concrete evidence that the trade is done if you're going to sell.

Is it time for some comfy ‘AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH’ posting?

>>22971630
Don't know why Democrats always try to pack in unpopular hills to die on in every bill. They've forgotten how to subvert a country slowly and imperceptibly over time.

>>22971720
I know I don't get it either dude, but I don't really get most of anything that normals think

Why aren't futures tanking?

>>22971730
It’s time for cheapies

>>22971675
>>22971708
>>22971720
About to graduate with a PhD in stem and seeing if I can make it as a researcher. Make low 6 figures and *technically* make your own hours, but starting up you have to work shit hours to stay competitive.
If anything if gives me niche skills that are applicable and hard to train people with, but I could of easily been making 80+k by just joining a good union I'm the trades.

>>22971693
>VIX options trading as if it was 30+ for about a week now
its called red october for a reason

>That feel when thought I was writing a 82¢ put on on $16 BP expiring tomorrow.
>It was actually a 82¢ covered call. Is should have known. The put I was trying to buy is actually trading at 2¢, I should have known it was too good to be true. I need to sell it at open tomorrow because I don't want to sell 1,000 shares of the BP I own for a loss. If stock market down maybe I can sell it at break even but even then I got fucked by huge commissions and I am almost certain oil stocks will rise tomorrow.

>TFW stupid mistake costs me $750

>>22971733
They think they have enough overall control so they switched to cold war mode. Next is hot war (civil war or disorganized gangs murdering people, e.g. BLM killing whiteys and such).

>>22971733
they think twitter is real life and that 90% of america is with them

someone should tell them about the 1/9/90 rule

>>22971754
CCCL will moon tomorrow, the chinks are pumping tonight.

>>22971733
(And that's a good thing!)

Someone sell me on buying LONE. I have $100 in my account right now.

>>22971761
Fellow STEM Engineering candidate here
I'm GTFO to industry as soon as I graduate. I see what my PI (young professor) does and it's 99.999% grant writing (i.e. begging for money). Barely teaches students and basically never steps foot in the lab.

CHET stocktrading incoming

WHY IS THIS FAKE MARKET NOT CRASHING RIGHT NOW I DEMAND SOME ANSWERS

Wow. Looking good but it could be better.

>>22971509
blew past the 11,500 mark that it bounced off of 3 times since the dip. Very bullish!

there better not be a red fucking day tomorrow. I just bought 10k in stocks

>>22971840
>2020, playboy goes public
>Shareholders vote for a furry edition
>Pumps +2000%

>>22971863
You tried that joke last thread. Time to move on anon

how good of an idea would it be to buy gme and clf options for january

>>22971322
2% chance

https://twitter.com/DanPriceSeattle/status/1311721036153597953

why do lefties hate money?

>>22971721
What's in 11 months?
Also how should I diversify this I want more tendies

I'm new here but tell me why this wouldn't work
>become janitor for /biz/
> lurk in /smg/ most of the time
>day trade
I'd literally be getting paid on top of my day trades, I'm not sure if anyone else has tried this but this seems too good to be true.

>>22971792
Dont do it bro its a bad idea. Same guy who shilled SSSS is shilling LONE

>>22971874

I'm not fucking joking, I'm pissed. Not a single person happened to mention "oh hey, stimulus talks today, probably won't pass"

Either way, I mostly bought microsoft/spy so probably not that disadvantaged when I think about it.

>>22971890
Don’t blow your janny salary daytrading GameStop bro

>>22971890
day trading is mentally ill your peanut wage would be instantly lost in one bad bet

>GME 1/15/21 $15c

>yesterday or day before SHLL plummets to 46 for a split second
>my 46.50 stop loss triggers
>it sky rockets back instantly to 47-50
>"THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT I'M NEVER USING STOP LOSSES AGAIN"
>SHLL falls to 44 today
wtf i love stop losses now, cheapies SHLL achieved

>>22971890
You think /biz/ is making money? That's hilarious, most people here make money based on their own research.

>>22971728
like what? the #1 rule of trading should be protecting your initial capital

>>22971888
bro please sell ur BSV ur iq is showing or at least hide it

>>22971813
My PI is young too. Seems very painful pre-tenure.
The one thing that makes me rethink is I've written grants myself and the actual good ones get rejected while the buzzwordy ones that don't make sense get funded by the experts.
Recently had a paper rejected because it wasn't relevant to the journal, even though the content is ONLY published in that journal.

Too political and I don't think I would be able to keep my mouth shut about how much of a shitshow it is.

>>22971890
>He does it for free.

What should I buy tomorrow

>>22971890
>jannies
>paid
You...you thought they get paid?

>>22971933
NAK

>>22971675
>tfw applying to law schools because i enjoy the concept of litigation but i realize id be the wagiest of wage slaves from being billed 3000 hours a year

>>22971914
You do that by limiting losses.

There's risk inherent in the game. If you want your principle to be safe, put it in the bank and get 2% on it.

>>22971913
unironically i've made enough money off /smg/'s advice to buy a car

>>22971854
Wow, nice play. When did you buy?

Alright lads I've made my pick for my first entry to stocks, wdyt
BABA
SWBI
TME
PLUG

>>22971933

CLF
REFR

>>22971989
how did you manage this unless you flipped it with additional work

Leveraged ETF that follows the estrogen, makeup and feminine clothes industries?

>>22972003
well yes i started with 2 grand saved from work but still.../biz/ did my research for me

>>22971095
No whale would sell this early before the merger you fucking idiot especially when it was in the 50s a week ago. We are getting rugpilled

for all you normies making 100k at your job why dont you just quit stocks

some of us are trying to do wild tricks with options and stuff to try to reach 100k

why not just get a guaranteed 100k dropped off in your bank account

why are you here

>>22971854
Nice gains friendo. Are you going to hold through the weekend?

>>22971854
How come when I look it's still at 0.03?

>>22972040
Because it's better to drop the 100K into something other than a savings account where it does nothing? You're dumber than a normalfag how does that feel to know

>>22972008
nice feet

OH BIG AMERICAN MAN I SQQQ YOU LAOWONG TIME?

>>22971991
A couple of weeks ago. I mean, It's SQQQ: you don't need to be a genius to make huge gains from shorting it.

>>22972040
Because I only make 75k

>>22972040
$100k/yr after taxes is like $65k/yr. its only upper middle class and I dont even have a family to support yet. not to mention I'm ball and chained to this for the next 30 years atleast. We all want to break these chains anon.

>>22972058
no you get interest on it in a bank account you should right

id just leave it in the cash part of robinhood and collect 3% or buy a little bit of precious metals

why are you wasting your time gambling in companies

>>22972068
>shorting sqqq
why not long tqqq

>>22972008
Proshares UltraMan

>>22971899
So you didn't research a good entry point and now you're pissed at yourself (trying to project your responsibility for your decisions onto anons to retain some self esteem, but it's very transparent).
So what are you worried about? That market will open tomorrow down 50%? That won't happen. It may be a bit down. Then you can sell, and have only lost a bit. Then you can do better research for your next entry point. Or it may go up a bit. Then you will suddenly consider yourself a genius, and having prevailed in spite of the horrible anons that only try to trick you into losing all your money. Either way, remember to find a good entry point that YOU believe in next time, so we won't have to endure you ranting about the possibility of loosing $200 due to your taking investment advice from a mongolian basket weaving forum.

>>22972040
100K isn't even that much nowadays. 100K will set you up for a nice house and comfortable retirement, but you aren't living rich, or retiring early. Investing 100K will do that though if you leave it for like 15 years

>>22972057
It's a combination of it being highly volatile and you not making limit orders for buying it at $0.03.

>>22972089
why no long uuu :3

>>22971854
shorting SQQQ means you're bullish on QQQ right

>>22972096
>>22972075
this is cope

us neets who are gambling here with options and cool tricks are basically striving to reach 100k in our banks

you can pretend like its never enough i need 5 million

but thats not reality

in reality you can retire in a 3rd world country in like 2 years of work

>>22972119
TECL, actually.

>>22972105
no im serious wtf is the difference lmao

>mfw the high premium CCs I sold will expire worthless tomorrow.

>>22972124
TECL is a different security than QQQ isn't it? Even though I'd imagine TECL and SQQQ correlate heavily

>>22972121
>in reality you can retire in a 3rd world country in like 2 years of work
Yea but not everyone wants to do that dumbass, that's literally the answer to all your dumb questions, not everyone thinks like you get over it

>>22971888
Nothing but I'd you can keep ahead of the market for a year you're doing better than most. Diversify with ETFs. If you're trying to make tendies you need to focus.
>>22971915
Also this or crop that shit in the future.

>>22972141
TECL and QQQ correlate heavily*

>>22972143
you can buy a house in cash in 2 years of work and live there forever

so technically you can retire in america in less than 5 years if you make that much

but you want a lambo and 5 houses

youre not supposed to be here. youre better off just working and slaving

>>22972141
TECL has more leverage, ergo, higher gains but also a bigger barrier to entry.

>>22971927
>The one thing that makes me rethink is I've written grants myself and the actual good ones get rejected while the buzzwordy ones that don't make sense get funded by the experts.
This is a 100% true, and something my professor has noted as well.

Hell I distinctly remember him confiding to me that he was rejected from one grant because the NSF program director for that area (a woman) was "only looking for female PIs right now". And his political opinions are as generic soi-left as it gets.

As far as the papers go, the literature is absolutely fucked. In our particular area (Xray Photoelectron Spectroscopy, which my PI is a world-class expert in) there's a huge battle over C1s peak indexing. I'll spare you the details but it turns out that half or more of the existing literature is absolute garbage that deserves to be thrown out and almost no-one is willing to acknowledge it (something which drives my PI up the wall). And we're about as far away from gender studies as you can get.

>>22972161
Well that's great and all, but my initial question was if shorting SQQQ means you're bullish on QQQ

What are some stocks rarely posted on /biz/? 99% of the thread is just garbage

>>22972155
>so technically you can retire in america in less than 5 years if you make that much
You have no idea how much it costs to live in the US do you
You realize everything, food, gas, clothes, daily household needs, everything, also costs more there than where you live, right?

>>22972121
I live in a 2nd world country and 100k really isn't much. A decent house on the middle of nowere would be about 75k alone. 300k is probably the minikum for retiring and living a frugal life

>>22972121
make 100k and do what? its not hookers and coke money, barely enough to live comfortably for 5-10 years if you're in a western country

>>22972205
the entire Russell 2000

>>22972040
>$100k is a lot
Yeah you'll hardly support a family on that, bud. If the kids want to go to college you'd better picks some winning stocks when they are young.
The reality is that the inflation on things you actually spend your money on - housing, college, health care - is very high, the only way to not see prices run away from your dollars is by keeping your money invested in really good assets. These days, you pretty much have to beat the market just to survive.

>>22972208
i survive off 800 a month on disability mate and i know people who have mortgages who pay less

yet you can buy a house in cash in 2 years and you would have NO MORTGAGE PAYMENT

you could retire in just one year in that case if you already bought the house

but instead you are gambling on companies and likely throwing away everything

>>22972238
you could pay for 3 kids colleges in under a year

dont give me this bullshit

if you own the house you have almost no bills

>>22972222
hookers and coke money is for someone who is on their last legs and about to die and give up on life

that type of person wouldnt last with millions to begin with

I never bought stocks and my cities stock exchange is mostly working with coffee and insurances. Is that something worth my time?

>>22972259
depends, is coffee good for you???

>>22972040
Because I want more money obviously. What kind of question is that? My money is mostly in index funds then 5-10% in /smg/ moonshots

>>22972176
yes

Wanna jump in TQQQ or UBOT so bad, but not knowing when the next big drop is and the market being way overbought still.

>>22972257
>i survive off 800 a month on disability mate
OK, well we're back to my previous answer of not everyone wants to or is living to live in a shithole like you and I are willing to.

>>22972266
exactly youre mentally ill once you can live comfortably in your own house in america and you want lambos and a fancier house its just becomes outside reasonable expectation

lots of us dont have our first house

>>22972040
>If you're making money at your job and making money with stocks, why don't you just try not trading stocks and making less money
Maybe now you can figure out the answer to your question.

>>22972205
im waiting for KMF to go back up so i can sell off

>>22972269
thanks man. wondering if i should look into some TECL calls when apple releases the new iphone and nvidia gets more processors in stock. i was also wondering if you'd make out with me

>>22972281
dude if you bought a 200k house in some random state it doesnt mean its a shithole theres likely nice people living there

why do you assume everything is a shit hole unless youre living in a millionaire community

no those are average people

>>22972282
I just realized I'm arguing with the kpopschizo again
Fuck this I'm gonna go play vidya or watch Chinese cartoons

>>22972273
>tqqq
Well, look at the 1d RSI. Look at how we've performed over the last few weeks. What are your thoughts about that?

REGGIE IS WITH US BROTHERS. TO VALHALLA

>>22972266
I drive a 2002 Corolla actually. I like numbers going up.

>>22972257
Didn't you use the $100k to buy the house? What money will you use for the 3 colleges?

The serious answer is that you're a little punk with no clue about how anything in the world works, you have no concept of an adult life and I hope you "make it" soon and get $100k so you'll move to some 3rd world shithole and "retire", lonely (because you will never be able to afford a family) and meaningless for the rest of your life.

French anon couple of days ago might be onto something.

>>22971118
Debate has ended, vote taking place now

>>22972205
Costco!

we gonna be green or red tomorrow

>>22972138
Ik that feeling by. I usually roll but I’ve got too much exposure to something that’s s week.

>>22972164
>Xray Photoelectron Spectroscopy, which my PI is a world-class expert in)

I actually do mass spectrometry and it's about the same, people can't seem to understand how to actually interpret their data or actually figure out why something doesn't work well (or why it does). Gives me a little hope but unfortunately the directors throw shit out that's not about proteins and biology related anymore unless you're one of the inventors of what you're talking about.

Drives me fucking crazy seeing these articles that are completely wrong and have mispelled titles but since they got big names it's okay.

>>22972282
>>22972319
Wrong quote

>>22972281
There's no time like right now but if last month wasn't the last correction before the election you need to jump in on the next one period. No matter who wins it's going to be bullish for TQQQ. >>22972257
Faggot.

>>22972320
heres where i would disagree

technically you cant support an infinite number of ever growing people in a family with a finite amount of money

but you would have the option to work some easy job part time or whatever if you needed to feed the kids

thats if youre going to have a family

the idea what youre doing is foolish youre saying no fuck buying a house and retiring i want to gamble

even though its in your capacity

for people like me its not in my capacity to do that you should not be investing in the stock market

>>22972282
>lots of us dont have our first house
And you never will buddy, you have a victim mentality. You're just some commie brat who thinks nobody should strive for anything beyond bare minimum sustenance, because that's all you have. Anyone who does better than that is probably "mentally ill" in your world. Guess what, you're the mentally ill one, and as proof I present to you your life. I'm sorry your parents were shit and didn't even try to set you up in this world, but real parents have higher ambitions for their kids than "will be able to barely survive on handouts".

>>22971150

>>22972376
im saying you COULD retire and play your money smart and set yourself up so you could retire

coming to a stock market thread is not the way to do that if youre making 100k

as it is very difficult to earn 100k on the stock market

and very easy for someone with a yearly salary of more than 100k to come up with 100k

because its guaranteed in their salary

dont you understand the difference

>>22972337
Big job report tomorrow.

>>22972205
HD, TGT, LMT, UNH

>>22972405
>very difficult to earn 100k on the stock market
No its not. Just invest in NAK right now and wait for the ROD

>>22972121
Why would you want to live in a 3rd world country when you could easily just put your money into SPY, get a near guaranteed 10% compounding interest and then live like a king? Sure, there really isn't such a thing as too much money, but having zero financial stress and being able to retire early is how humans dominate life. 100K won't even get you that

>>22972257
again what do you plan to do after retiring at say 25 with 100k and a house? you still have 50 years or so to live

>>22972425
>>22972426
see here is the apparent mental illness coming out

they think their investment strategy is guaranteed free money

even though they already make over 100k and quite literally have guaranteed hundreds of thousands they cant even see that

they just see their mentally ill gambles

>>22972363
>I actually do mass spectrometry
We do some TOF-SIMS as well, I feel your pain

>Drives me fucking crazy seeing these articles that are completely wrong and have mispelled titles but since they got big names it's okay.
What I hate the most are the chink PIs who hire nothing but chink students and then pump out a gajillion worthless "look we made X" papers and win all the awards for it.

>>22972442
Is English not your 1st language or something? I keep reading your posts and it's just incoherent.

>>22972205

UNP

>>22972335

Based, fuck management changing the food court menu. I want the beef brisket sandwich back.

>>22972373
ya you’re right

>>22972442
>already make over 100k
Im unemployed and in college right now, I make $50 neetbux a week and I'm planning to become a teacher bro....what are you two faggots even pissing about

>>22972405
>and very easy for someone with a yearly salary of more than 100k to come up with 100k

>because its guaranteed in their salary

You are really stupid beyond belief.
You have $100k per year salary. Say $70k after taxes. Then, being a biological machine, you have to buy food, pay rent and so on. Making $100k / year doesn't mean you have $100k AFTER TAX AND EXPENSES you fucking idiot.

Why do you pretend you know what is "very easy" for real people who don't live on handouts, when you so obviously have no experience with any of real life? Just trolling as a retarded kid? If so, you really perfected it.

>dad is basically an idiot
>he gets stock advice from a friend who's really experienced in the stock market
>he doesn't even understand what any of these companies do
>ends up making three times as much money as I am

I'm signed up to over 7 temp agencies :)

>>22972440
youll have a lot of time to do something smart to make money

you can sit around and think about it for 3 years if you want

and then make it as easy as possible for you to earn some money

or do whatever ur dreams are

>>22972452
i dont wanna put keystrokes it hurts

>>22972470
I think he's mad because there are people here who make above 100k in his mind they shouldn't be investing in stocks and retire to a 3rd world country?

Honestly IDK and I give up trying to understand him

>>22972470
well i survive on 800 a month so if you did that as someone making 100k+ then you could easily save enough to buy a house in a few years in some cheap state

which is more than adequate

dont act like you have to live in california thats just a bad decision no matter who you are

>>22972476
You have manouvered your life into a position where you have less than $10k / year at your disposal I don't think you should be disposing advice.

>i wrote 20.5 RKT calls
time to wheel i guess

>>22972516
He's a bitter commie kid who thinks the aspiration to not survive on donated dog food is delusional.

>>22972257
>i survive off 800 a month

If you retired after 2 YEARS of making 100K you wouldn't even get that much. Even if you had 200K (post tax sitting in the bank), and had a monthly budget of 800, that would last about 20 years, so retirement age of 65 would run out at 85, that's not accounting for inflation, or rising medical bills as you get older

>>22972318
>Rating: 4.1 - 5.4K Ratings Apple App Store
>Rating: 3.9 - 79,896 Google Play Store
I don't know what this means but having customers on day one is nice.
Needs weekend media attention, no such thing as bad coverage.

>>22972443
In my field it's more "hey look we made this thing that can technically detect this" without any optimization or even the ability to actually see it at levels of fucking part per thousand. Now my stuff isn't "novel" since I can do it at literally one billion times lower because they did it first.
It's really fucking incredible they allow these labs where internationals will only hire people from their country, take advantage of them, and pump out shit that has no value 20 times a year.
You would think people who are trained to be critical thinkers to better than most normies but they really aren't.

>>22972529
Don't forget diabetic lol

>>22972516
I'm actually contemplating that. I'll be 1m nw next year. Work 10 years, make a few million + whatever stock gains then move to SEA. Would be pretty comfy desu. Don't know what to do with the wife and kids though.

>>22972517
>well i survive on 800 a month
Do you think anybody on this board would want your life?

So TQQQ does have a dividend, but it's only like 12 cents a year? Don't top tech stocks like apple and microsoft have dividends? Are there that many other tech stocks that don't have dividend that it drives everything else down?

>>22972518
how many people do you know who have thousands to go blow every month for leisure

that doesnt even make sense for somebody working full time

nobody gets that

and if you were at this point where you have 10k disposable and a house and you could rent a room in your house out or just work some shitty job for extra money

youre in a better position than you are trying to gamble on companies before you even got that first part

or just work one more year and have 200k lol youre not in any trouble at all

just because you "retire" its not literally

its trying to work as little as possible and make it easy for yourself

>>22972310
RSI did cross up over 50 midpoint. And yes, we've been down for the past month.

>>22972319
what am i looking at?

CBAT kind of looks like a buy bros...

>>22972550
Sometimes I daydream about leaving the country and live in some cheap place in southeast asia...

I spent a week in Thailand and every expat there was some old fat retired British fuck with some ladyboy whore hanging off their arm, seems like a miserable life that plus the humidity

Right now it's my backup plan in case my life goes to complete shit

LONE GANG WATCH IT FLYYYYYY!

>>22972442
>they think their investment strategy is guaranteed free money

Saving for the long term, it pretty much is free money. Do you think that the average person actually is putting all of their money into calls and puts and shit? Even if you put your 100K into AT&T/Coke/DIV, the stock value may not grow, but the dividends are basically guaranteed, and much more effective than a 2% savings account. With stop losses it's basically as safe as a savings account.

I couldnt handle the pressure LONE bro I sold for $200 gain kek. I bless you for that tho, hope you make it.

>>22971388
this is me, down to the slack part, except i actually am working moderately hard.

>>22972601
>its trying to work as little as possible and make it easy for yourself
Yes we know you are a commie. But that's not what you do when you are responsible for the well being of a family.
Either you will one day have a family, and then you'll want to build a time machine and travel back in time to shoot your current self for being such a fucking retarded moron, or (more likely) you will remain your mentally stunted self which will not lead to anyone wanting to hitch their wagon to yours. You'll be bitter over this too, and again reach the conclusion that everybody else is wrong (especially women, of course) and you're the only clear thinker.
You're pathetic dud, grow up.

>>22972661

>tfw got a 5' chinese chick a touch thicker than this lusting for my dick

>>22972319
That's a beautiful spreadsheet, congrats on your Corolla lifestyle.
Why so diverse? Why not just VOO and some TQQQ when you feel risky?

>>22972471
It sounds like you are the idiot in this scenario.

>>22972545
>You would think people who are trained to be critical thinkers to better than most normies but they really aren't.
Part of it I think is that the incentive structure in place makes turning a blind eye to it all much better for your career.

>>22971854
Hey SQQQ anon if you're still there, what's the deal? Yours says 1.71 current price

>>22972205
USAC

>>22972623
you are now 7 days late

What are some airline stocks?
I want to look into them

>>22971388
it's not fair... im such a fucking miserable wagie... boss says i might get a raise to 15 dollars an hour in january

hi guys what should I buy

>>22972706
From what I’ve heard, the only dependable ones are AA and DELTA.

i applied to 47 jobs today

>>22972706
American Airlines
Delta
Spirit
Alaska
JetBlue
Southwest
United
Boeing

>>22972664
so you have to be a slave to have a family

not the trade off im willing to take but thats why im a neet gambling on crazy bullshit

>>22972542
Check out Kartoon Channel numbers, then look at GNUS

>>22972639
>AT&T/Coke/DIV, the stock value may not grow, but the dividends are basically guaranteed, and much more effective than a 2% savings account. With stop losses it's basically as safe as a savings account.

Oh, and to add to that, some people get so many dividend stocks, they just live off of the dividends, and as long as companies don't cut their dividends, it literally is free money even if the stock value plummets. This is free money that can be passed on to their children as well. If you don't have an income, dividends are tax free to a certain (high) amount

>>22972692
Nevermind I see it now. Well, the question then is.... Who is going to buy the puts from you? >>22971854

>held 50% cash from Tuesday pre debate
>nothing to buy
>everything booms
>get anxious today with sitting cash
>Horsey dips
>tfw

>>22971864
Based. Literally just make their mascot into a super sexy bunny.

>>22972734
what if you hit your stop loss on your big 3 and have to move to lesser and more obscure divvy stocks

idk man if i had 100k+ id probably think twice about plopping it on divvies id certainly look into it but id probably find a better way to get money

>career requires security clearance
>have to report unexplained affluence
>things like buying an expensive house in cash are a red flag
Well you see FSO, I YOLO'd my mortgage payment on weekly SPY calls and this happened to be a green week.

>>22972257
>collecting disability
Honestly worse than a welfare nigger, at least they’ll say the don’t want to work instead of making an elaborate ruse about how the pinched nerve in your big toe makes it impossible to work

Bangs and bappo

>>22972708
just vote democrat lol. i used to be a hardcore rightwing nutjob trumper bigot racist, but i've seen the light, and i only vote for communists.

>>22972675
It's all in different brokerages. Vanguard TIAA Fidelity RH
>>22972626
Seems pretty comfy. First baby is due in February so I have to wait like 18 years before I go fuck off in asia probably
>>22972639
Your suggest divvy ETFs like vig/vym or just the individual stocks?

>>22972732,
4,000 reviews on Google Play for KC compared to 80,000 reviews on day one for GME.
That's a really impressive reach, I heard Gamestop had a big loyalty program but that kind of customer response is just awesome.
Thanks anon.

>>22972766
disability is welfare

>shll doomers about to get absolutely devastated

>>22972736
That depends on how soon the stock price slides down to 14.5

>>22972762
What if your growth stocks plummet in cost and you lose all your unrealized gains and end up making nothing off of them? The reality is that all stocks have risks, but dividend haters are retarded because they unironically think companies like VZ are more likely to go under than companies like TSLA and use that imaginary thought as an argument that dividends aren’t worth it

>>22971294
Invested my GI bill and Pell grant

>>22972795
>invested GI bill
Explain. I get out in 18 months and have 8 years of the GI Bill and only play on using 4 of them

>>22972442
Why does this took have a Jew nose? Did she seriously pay for that?

>>22972406
whats gonna happen

>>22972327
What did he say?

should I just dca into SPY until I have about 10k into it and then begin to trade using other funny money? i've been frequently checking /smg/ but it's all the same. I hold gme as well but i'm just trying to grow muh poorfolio

>>22972789
Wouldnt that be an all time low?

What are the odds...

GME bros, tell me it's going to be okay.

>>22972870
I don't know that.

Explain this

>>22972887
>>22972887
Slight coomin' happening in AH, hopefully it stays up until tomorrow morning
Stay strong fellow coomer

this was the NKLA squeeze yes? It's not gonna go back above 28 right?

>>22972828
Stimulus is what's driving the markets right now. My guess is a terrible jobs report is ultimately bullish because it would bode well for stimulus getting passed. A great report might see a little selling because we're already up 5% in a week and lowers the immediate need for stimulus.

>>22972828
>whats gonna happen
That schnozz against my taint Allah willing

>>22971053
>niggers who didn’t buy the Tesla dip

Bitches had 2 weeks.

>>22972671
i would berry my nose so far into those cheeks it would take king arthur to pull it out

I'm buying some SWBI. No matter who wins the election or if it's delayed for whatever reason, come November 3rd, you're gonna see some serious shit. Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo here we come.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BILL DIDNT PASS

>>22972471
are you a non-indian version of me? my dad just takes picks from his silicon valley boomer friends after calling them in the mornings a little bit and he made 400,000 off DOCU this summer from doing barely any research and following his friends advice blindly

>>22973013
>i would berry

IMAGINE NOT GETTING INTO $LONE WHEN I TOLD YOU GUYS TO DO IT
LITERALLY FREE 30% GAIN IN 2 HOURS
PROBABLY 100% GAINS BY TOMORROW MORNING
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>22973080
But worry not for there is still hope for you sorry lot.
Tomorrow morning, the stock will almost definitely dip pre market. This is your time to buy. Don't miss it this time around. The good news is that your upside might be even higher than 100%. 150-200% possible. Just, be there or be square, as the cool kids say.

Buy:
>CCCL
>SHLL
>SBE

>>22973103
how much did you make?

>>22973106
Think CCCL could run again? I got some SICK GAINZZZ off of it (once again a pick I mentioned). I was going off the clear accumulation pattern, but is there any PR/news to go off of?

it's over, back to 9800

>>22973080
was there news or what?

you didn't shill hard enough, I've been watching /smg/ most of the trading day and didn't see a single one of your LONE posts

>>22971630
democrats do not want any stimulus bill passed before november because it puts more money into the hands of the people under trump's administration which would be detrimental to their stakes in the presidential race. Of course theyre going to slide in gibs for illegal spics, its a powerplay for them.
>>22972335
based
I need some redpill on SNOW. do my DD for me

fuck you SSSS shill faggot die in hell you fuck

>>22972938
It's basically a shitcoin, so, who knows?

>>22973125
>Think CCCL could run again?
don't know, i actually don't even have CCCL in my portfolio and the only reason i mentioned it is because of my accumulation tracker. im considering buying it but no news to go off of. idk if i wanna risk it

>>22972947
Imagine a market so clowned that a bad jerbs report is bullish and a good jerbs report is bobo

>>22972895
Income = Boomer stocks that will make you exactly 1 big Mac worth of profits every quarter

growth = Chad billionaire making plays

simple as.

>>22973140
>>22973080

>>22973106
>SBE will only get 10.3% of chargepoint
>meaning SBE should be worth $7.70 if it goes through
oops

NEW >_< !!

>>22973179

>>22973179

>>22973179

>>22973179

>>22973118
I FOMOed in late at 0.46 before calling you guys, then averaged down on the dips for 0.44 average. Exited at 0.54. Going to run it again PM.
>>22973137
Yes. They filed for bankruptcy recently, so the stock got priced for shareholders getting the dick. Turns out they're getting shares in the new company (it's ch11). In this scenario, it's usually equivalent to a 1:100 reverse split (i.e. shareholders get 1% of the ownership they had in the bankrupt company, in the new company).

>>22973172
wtf am i reading

Incoming false rally, to then be shot down after the Senate refuses to pass a bill that includes:
>releasing of illegal immigrants from detention
>stimulus checks for illegal immigrants
>cuts to police funding
>making voter ID illegal nationwide
>new standards for voting for this election

>>22973160
It popped 2-3 hours ago. I called it out when it started pumping from ~0.2 to 0.45 or so the first time. I shilled it in 2 or 3 threads pretty noisily.

>>22973080
faggots and shills like this need to put on a trip before shilling.
This should be written in OP

dont understand why a bankrupt company is mooning tho

>>22972895
Income v Growth is an idea invented by boomers that stay mad because their once profitable investments no longer are and that all the cool kids are making +500% returns on AMD, so they say to the kids, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO INVEST LIKE US WE'RE OLD YOU SHOULD TRUST US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU NEED INCOME!"

Fact of the matter is, the stock that would have increased your net worth the most is the most valuable, period.

ANY COOL STOX?

>>22973229
Beside the news >>22973186
every company that went bankrupt during corona mooned really hard. HTZ, chesapeake energy, and JCP are just 3 well-known examples.

>>22973197
>makes voter ID illegal nationwide
Wait... seriously?? Man fuck Nancy Pelosi I wish she had died instead of RBG.

>>22973197
I don't think there will be a rally everyone knows Mitch won't let this pass

>>22973080
but how did you know?

>>22972155
Are you fucking high?

>>22971605
Mechanically inclined? like 3/10.
Mostly just a bit of mental fortitude for long work hours and insane shift starts.
Also a lot of working outdoor work for the first few years, I live in a part of the world where -40 is common in the winter so ya might be better off.

>>22973242
GME, all in.

>>22972089
You benefit from volatility decay if you short it.