/biz/ - Business & Finance

Nth for /smg/ to have a lovely day.

Who listened to me yesterday and bought BIG?

>horse -10% premarket
>opens green
has this been explained?

First for coomcat gme niggers getting JUSTED

By close nasdaq will barely be up by more than 0.2%

its gonna crab

Wtf GME.

Should I invest in stocks or take a risk since I’m in my early 20s and gamble with crypto? What would you do if you were my age?

EV spacs seem to be tanking hard

last chance to get in under 10

Wake me up when it's time to buy TQQQ calls.

>>22960077
*splash*

>>22960104
DPHC is still green

Buy Burger King stocks, bros. I tell you, they are gonna collab with a rapper.

Massive selloff on SHLL/HYLN tomorrow.

Do you guys think Kodal Minerals could moon?

AMD BROS RISE UP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22960102
Divide your portfolio in half.one in leveraged index funds and the other one in yield farming (crypto)

>look into Alibaba
>stalk at open
>it drops 1%
>BUY THE DIP
>it drops another 1% immediately after

b-buy the di-dip....

>>22960139
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WERE AT LOWS NOT SINCE MONDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>NET
finally about to break even on this shit stock
t. retard who bought the top

>>22960133
AMDCHADS WE RYZEN TEH FUUUCK UUUUUUUUP!!!!!!! October is gonna be YUUUUUUGE for us! In fact the rest of the year is going to be MASSIVE!!!!! ZEN 3, BIG NAVI, NEXT GEN CONSOLES!!!! WE RUN THIS SHIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM GONNA COOOOOOM

>>22960039
Rate my folio. I'm just buying random shit you guys shill

IM HOLDING ON TIL FRIDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22960152
Zoom out retard. It jumped 10% yesterday.

daytrader chads WW@? what's your favorite strat?

Why the hell is NKLA mooning?! Time to buy more puts?

MINECRAFT STEVE IN SMASH
WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY

>>22960175

>Smooth brain here

Need a QRD

What do we think of the new SPAC etf SPAK?
Seems to be smart if they re-weight everything often like they're saying.

I KNOW I'M STUPID BUT COME ON YOU STUPID BASTARD LET ME BREAK EVEN

I should just cut my losses now while I can right?

whats our PLTR buy point?
$8.5?
$8?
$7.5?

>>22960212
Welcome home fellow cloudflare top buying retard

>>22960230
Anything under $7.5 is good. $8.5 is fine as well. Just don't buy at $12+.

>>22960102
Risk

>>22960152
Yes. BABA is a god tier stock right now. Growing revenue in the biggest market of the 21st century with an Amazon like monopoly on e commerce. This stuff will be 350 in a year.

If you do not own some shares you literally hate money, youre an effeminate homosexual or, possibly, even a woman.

>Buying after a 7% or so day up
Lmao

>GME
rip

>>22960212
Heh I bough 40k of net when it ipo'd. Learn to hold nerd

>all the best crashes today are divvy stocks

CBS looking tasty

>>22960119
Bought 100 shares. Thanks.

>>22960229
I could have made a profit on it, but I'm doing cash, and I slept through when it hit $43 2 days later. So couldn't set up a limit.

>>22960247
I feel like yesterday and the day before people were asking for a dip because they were priced out. Well, it's dipping.

Can sex offenders make it?

>>22960230
1

WHAT THE FUCK SHLL

Trying to out perform below is near impossible for long term holds taking risk into account holy shid
20% BND
20% SOXX
30% QQQ
30% VOO

I'm starting to get worried SHLL bros
The merge is tomorrow...

What should I do frens?

Honestly I don't understand SHLL.

>>22960203
The short sellers STILL haven't delivered their shares for 11 days. It'll be 13th settlement day tomorrow.

what's the latest possible date NAK might moon, if it ever does?

>falling for the gme meme

>>22960180
your nvidia call is fucked

CCCL PUMP IS ON, GET READY TO DUMP

Rate this portfolio
>50% BABA
>50% HD

>>22960312
Stop gambling

>>22960160
This is only the beginning you top-buying niggercuck!

Boeing (BA) dip currently if anyone is looking for a 'decent' entry; Goldman just bumped BA price target to $225
https://www.marketbeat.com/instant-alerts/nyse-ba-a-buy-or-sell-right-now-2020-10/
If the stimulus passes & airlines receive assistance, even faster pop-up

737 testing went well yesterday - just a matter of time for FAA approval

>>22960319
Short it if you're so confident.

>>22960180
Entry on your gme put? Also what’s your exit?

>Minecraft gets put in Smash
>WKHS instantly starts dumping
Uhhhhhh coincidence?

>tfw crash and I’m 50% cash

>>22960350
>if you don't believe it's going to $100 you MUST believe it is immediately going to $0

I had to trade options by swapping shit on my cell phone because RH fucked up their website. I don't even think I got a good price for these VXX calls. I feel like a black or brown person.

>>22960312
Well your portfolio is so low it’s okay to gamble. What I will say is never short though as your potential losses are literally infinite so you could end up owing money instead of just going to 0 on a play.

Bros ive got to shit so fucking bad

>>22960316

We should be pumping then

>>22960316
Monday*, not tomorrow.

Do I buy TGT yes or no

CRSR high will be 26.25 tomorrow

>>22960371
>you only can profit from short if it goes to 0.

Is tobacco a safe investment? I'd like to think so.

>>22960312
If you truly want to learn options, start with meme $5 plays like Macy’s or AMC. You’re gonna get REKT trying to play with everyone else.

>>22960312
move your money to TLT 10/2 calendars

>>22960420
and the fucker can crab for the next 3 months as iron handed retards refuse to capitulate to the fact that GME isn't going to happen

>>22960398
I don't think you can short on RH, I was up to like 2.3k yesterday on calls and didn't take prfoits like a retard, and then that EOD dip freaked me out so I switched to puts

>>22960378
What shade of brown?

>>22960425
That’s a divvy stock, and the CEO of a major company I forget which one said he sees tobacco use sharply declining in the next 10 years

>just bought more GME

DONT LET ME DOWN YOU FUCKS

what the fuck is up with NKLA?

surely it's retards who confuse them with TSLA, right?

Are share consolidations/reverse stock splits a scam?

Why is Robinhood experiencing unusually high traffic? What is going on?

>>22960470
yes

Holy shit, playboy is going public through MCAC (SPAC)! Announced just 3h ago, volume on MCAC going up but seems stealthy for now. Probably accumulation going on.

>>22960039
Anyone else seeing this in RH: We are experiencing high traffic. You can still place trades, but other functionality may be impacted.

>>22960477
i'm guessing start of the month and election season is ramping up

>>22960455
Why is everyone riding GME dick rn?

>>22960477
I saw that too. Spooky, considering no major plays today. Perhaps flip of the calendar got people spooked.

>>22960477
libtards realizing that cnn was bullshitting them with the fear indicators and are buying the dip later

>>22960459
The only thing holding it up is GMs stupidity

>>22960491

M'CAC hard duuuudes

>>22960448
The one I'm thinking about is only a plantation. I think they use also use tobacco to make drugs or vaccines.

>>22960459
This is why I'm scared of buying Puts on anything, even on the most obvious scams. Fed involvement makes it too easy for clowns with no job and too much free time to pump shitty meme stocks.

GME bears get cocky get the KO

BABA is at ATH is it a good time to enter bros..

>>22960477
It's the first of the month. Nigga's just got their welfare checks and are bombarding the system with these $20 transfers.

>>22960459
mmers squeezing out shorts.

>>22960499
Everyone is high on Ryan Cohen CEO, Michael Burry investing, and hype about new consoles and potential phase into computer parts store, not so much gaming.

I just heard of this stock called GME that's down over 3%. They do some kind of retail. Maybe I should short it, what do you guys think?

Best "buy and delete app for 6 months" play?

>>22960491
Playboy's gone full woke over the past few years. Avoid.

>>22960039
Why the fuck did I buy in this morning. I keep buying the news afraid of missing out rather than selling them. Fuck. I'm down 3%

>>22960505
fuck i didn't even know they had a partnership, what a bunch of retards

>>22960530
PLTR

>>22960530
Xom

>>22960534
>letting politics get in the way of his money
ngmi

>>22960529
yes. do it.

Hope you guys bought the SHLL dip.

>>22960530
HD, BABA

sorry GME bros, I bought yesterday, this is my fault.

>>22960540
Always sell at open buy at close

>>22960477
Minecraft Steve got in Smash so now everyone is panic selling.

>>22960555
Okay, who actually buys playboy in this day and age in the age of free porn?

>>22960555
he's saying they've cut their already-shrinking audience in half, by choice

>GME

Stop going DOWN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>22960425
Very vintage meme.

>>22960573
So you are telling me a bunch of cucks cashed out to buy a switch super smash bro’s and the dlc.

Fucking dump harder so I can buy back in, CRSR

Guys I have a job interview today at 2pm central, and I'm pissed because it's getting in the way of stonks

>>22960591
r/wsb shorting the market with no survivors, Minecraft steve is in smash they need blood.

>>22960591
I can't explain it bro but literally the moment that first anon posted about Minecraft Steve and I checked twitter my port started crashing.

>>22960587
you probably shouldn't have bought into a company based around physical media, a technology that will be obsolete in 5 years

GME BOTTOM IN. BTFD

>>22960119
mcdonnals is already putting sings of trevis scott was here, i don't know who trevis scott is but if it makese money

>>22960160
Bought this at like 16.00 i fucking hate myself for not going all in

Why did I buy NAK?

>>22960316
>of course we can give you an extension, Mr Goldberg!

>>22960587
It's ok. It is dipping on barely any volume. Don't panic.

>>22960567
SELL IMMIDEATELY

>>22960039

Who here XOM & RDSB DIAMOND HANDS???

OILBROS REPORT IN!

MY HANDS ARE FULL OF BLOOD BUT IM NOT SEELLLLING DO YOU HEAR ME YOU ESG FAGGOTS

>>22960039
Why is SHLL dumping REEEEEEEE

let me just say from the bottom of my heart, ive been on 4chan for longer than a decade and I have literally NEVER hated someone as much as I hate this faggot SSSS shill. I would fight you IRL if I saw you. I hate every last fucking atom that you possess you mother fucker. do not post here ever again.

Where are my Palantir bros at???

>mfw I thought it would be pumping like crazy.

>Bought at 9.8

>RKT

uh, did something just get announced

>>22960663
I'm only down 4k on RDSb. Fuck my shit up senpai

>RKT just jumped a dollar+

Don't you fucking CRAB ON ME YOU SOB! MOON. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Now is a good time to enter HD if you’re considering it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C1bJl7xl6w
>Cramer totally BTFO pltr

oh nonononono

>>22960639
It's a long play you fucking retard. Wait at least until January to start REEEEEing if you're losing money.

holy fucking crab day, batman!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwhEIGARmRU&feature=youtu.be&t=1386
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwhEIGARmRU&feature=youtu.be&t=1386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwhEIGARmRU&feature=youtu.be&t=1386
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwhEIGARmRU&feature=youtu.be&t=1386

>>22960639
Cus you're retarded

What's the GME support? $9.80? $9.40?

>>22960675
>uh, did something just get announced

Not yet.

>>22960672
Kek, I don't have that one in etoro, was it that bad?

>>22960648
It's funny because these short sellers think they are gonna shake us out. I repeat. I'M NOT SELLING!

>>22960663
>Who here XOM & RDSB DIAMOND HANDS???
>OILBROS REPORT IN!
might go in ifit dumps another 50% which is entirely possible

>>22960672
As a fellow here-forever, let me just note
>Say that to my face motherfucker not online and see what happens

>>22960673
Haha, bought in at 10.10 yesterday, averaged down to 9.84 today, gonna buy more at 9.24 haha

>>22960677

Im down 8k$ on both and am not selling 1 share.

We will make it.
Orange man promised us a vaccine this year.
Then we will moon

>everything in the red this morning
>GME crashing
>all except BLNK
thank you BLNKanon. You're keeping me going this morning.

Crackhead fucker, we need to have a talk about those PZZA puts...

>>22960675
hnggggggg

what is this pumping on

glad I got in

>>22960704
above the last $9 bottom
I think they're trying to shake weak hands before Friday
Notice how we always poomp in AH with iBorrowDesk shares increasing? that's shorts covering

>>22960704
I'm guessing we could be going back to 9 at the least maybe worse, and then if the pump that everyone is waiting for doesn't come by Monday...
I'll stop COOM posting

>>22960604
Good luck anon!

>>22960534
This

>>22960717
something about shilling $15 eow when the stock is $13 and then the stock diving all the way down to $9 legitimately makes me want to hurt someone physically.

>>22960534

Are they still riding with “no nude photos of women because that’s exploitation”?

>LMT
Waiting for that climb to 500.

Are you guys gonna buy Onlyfans stocks if it ever opens up?

Any AMDchads up this morning?

>>22960738
>he bet against based papa johns

>>22960718
me neither. in fact as my other positions make money im adding to GME

>>22960764
Lonely simps and e-thots are clearly the future of """romance""" so yea, makes sense to me

>dropped $1500 when GME dipped under $9
>it keeps dropping

Mfw

every fucking thing on CNBC:
>during a pandemic!

do any of you know fucking anyone who's sick at all?

>>22960764
all in on retard simps and dumbass skanks

>>22960735
>GME crashing
>it's still around $10

???

>>22960534
Ah shit, I can't believe this. This looked like a steal, now I know why it's frigid.

Should I sell my BLNK calls now or do you guys think it's possible to hit the price?

>>22960777
They fired this nigga, their own CEO for "racism" fuck them

>>22960102
Crypto is 24/7 and there's no T+2 for cash accounts. Also, indicators seem to work really well with cryptos. With all of that plus some knowledge of price action, I think that cryptos are a whole lot safer these times, since you can go in and out of the operations quick and as you wish. Just don't get greedy.

>>22960794
Playboy before: Relax, light up a cigar and pour some brandy and enjoy a fap to some classy ladies.

Playboy now: Check your white privilege, shitlord.

is it coom time?!?

>>22960787
My cousin from Arizona got it because shes a Karen that refuses to follow rules, but she bounced back immediately from it. Outside of that I don't know a single other person that's caught it.

>>22960755

>mfw I bought at 6 and have been selling weekly covered calls for over a month

>>22960704
support is $0. Don't let the bid slap you on the ask on the way out :^)

Where my amd chads at

>>22960787

Yep

>>22960827
Was probably just the flu, it's not like she or anyone she frequents can tell the difference.

>>22960823
Ignore picture. I came back to this tab and forgot that I was going to post something about options. Derp.

>>22960810
BLNK is mooning RIGHT NOW hold you faggot.

>>22960819
yeah, this is about where I am at. Haven't eaten there since they fired their founder in a obvious bullshit power grab. Disgusting.

>>22960841
qrd?

Convince me not to masturbate RIGHT NOW

>RKT
Spiking again

>>22960858
masturbate if gay

>>22960858
post-nut clarity makes for great investing

>>22960858
got you
nobody could get a boner to this

>>22960826

I’m hoping

>>22960858
Don't be gay. It's disgraceful.

>>22960858
you're penis will scream it's being assaulted and you go to gaol for rape

>>22960840

Right here.

>>22960858

Post nut clarity for trading if you do anon.

>>22960858
That's a dude

>GME niggers boasting when their shit stock does +2%
>complete FUD when -2%
>fuck outta here with your paper hands

>>22960858
Feeling the urge to masturbate isn't necessarily your body telling you to get off, but that you have been sitting on your ass too long. Go for a run.

>>22960787
>do any of you know fucking anyone who's sick at all?
Yes.

>1.4m volume on GME today
>950k are new short positions

>>22960876
I'm comfy with today's gains so far senpai

>RKT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

R-RKT BROS!

>>22960819
What's wrong with piss?

>>22960663
HAL and MPC diamond hands reporting in - I AM NOT FUCKING SELLING

I've got 9,000 dollars, and I kind of just want to put it all into spy. Is this a decent move, or would it be better to wait for a more opportune time to invest such a princely sum?

>>22960876
>>22960888
post nut clarity is a lie

>>22960906
qrd

>>22960907
>13 consecutive days threshold coming soon

Senate needs to tell Dems to fuck off so everything dumps

Anyone who got PLTR yesterday still holding?

>>22960924
i mean if you're retarded to begin with post-nut clarity won't do much, sorry to hear that anon

>>22960854

Girl I know works in a nursing home. She’s 35 and pretty healthy. They don’t know where it started, but massive outbreak. Like 90 people have it, residents and staff. All of them pretty sick and 6 of them dead. She’s not in the hospital, yet, but she says it’s the sickest she’s ever been and she’s scared.

BROS BUY FROZEN ORANGE JUICE NOW

MRO please stop ruining all the hard work my wkhs and msft are putting in. Fuck

>>22960907
What site can I view short volume?

>>22960938
Here, let me help you
>Anyone here retarded?

>>22960938
not enough shares to actually sweat what happens with it

>>22960920
why put it all in SPY for slow and steady gains when you can NAK?

RKTmen this can't be happening right? Is the market finally realizing it was undervalued?

>>22960914
RKT is a fucking fuego stock

SHITS GONNA PUMP

>>22960555
>>letting politics get in the way of his money
>ngmi
Are you retarded? I make more money buying the woke dip and selling the rip than anything else. Company makes faux pas and drops I buy calls then sell the inevitable bounce. I wouldn't be 1/4 as wealthy if I didn't let political winds dictate my trading

>>22960926
???? it was a yes or no question.

What was the deal with that sell off this morning? Any news or just like normal everyday kikery? I'm asking because I want to know if I should blow my last day trade to close my VXX calls at a loss and sit on the sideline until I get some fresh ones?

INTELchads up in this bitch!
Now is our time. Get ready for the upwards crab.

The key to success is to take a massive shit and realize you are the guy in the toilet.

>>22960920
S&P 500 is good, but it's for long-term buy-and-hold-until-your-hairs-turn-grey. Choose whichever fund has the lowest Expense Ratio. Vanguard, Fidelity, Schwab, iShares each have an S&P 500 ETF. Choose the one with cheapest ER.

>>22960940
>can't think straight if he doesn't jerk off
>I'm the retard
k

>>22960946
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BROS!

>>22960957
The market has finally awaken!

>>22960938
Yeah I entered at $9.50, long hold

>>22960946
Tbf this chick isnt that hot

>>22960958
That''s not politics, that's sentiment analysis.
Politics is when you refuse to buy the dip/sell the rip because of who the CEO is or what the company says about niggers.

>>22960764
I'm going to start my own onlyfans. Just me sitting in my chair playing with my dick all day. Like now but with a camera. I bet a make a few bucks here and there

>>22940194
>>22940557
Told you faggot

>>22960945
so 2 ITT

>>22960974
>doesn't actually know what post-nut clarity is
well as long as you accept it anon :^)

>>22960530
TQQQ

>>22960995
100% you could. Put ur feet on the desk too...

probably better returns then sitting in /smg/ all day

Praise be to KeK for RKT to 30+ LMT to 500+

>>22960895
This is the most annoying thing in general. There are so many newfags here that are just getting their feet wet that they have to always act like faggots no matter what direction a stock goes in.

STIMULUS DEAL

STIMULUS DEAL

STIMULUS DEAL

>>22960965
i'm asking for a Quick Run Down on whoever the person is

>>22961013
Not going to happen

>>22961009
>probably better returns then sitting in /smg/ all day
kek

>>22960946

>womlet

Not even once

>>22961031
another 1200$ check prob wont happen but theyll give money to corporations thats for sure

>>22961000

I mean, people are really bad at assessing risk so you can choose to make light of it if you want. Nursing home girl did too. She’s not laughing now.

>>22960946
>we know you're fat
>so we've painted some shadows onto the suit

just a tip for all you coomcats holding GME, open calendar spreads at $10 so you can get paid to wait for the moon

>>22960039
$NET, $PLTR and $SSSS are easy wins

>>22960787
my grandpa got food poisoning around the start of the carona epidemic. the shitty doctors at that hospital managed to almost kill him by doing some unnecessary stuff, and he still never got covid.

>>22961040
but she will be in a few days when she's 100% recovered, so...
unless she's 400lbs
is she 400lbs?

is robinhood glitching? ive always had options trading, and im still currently holding some options that show in my portfolio but now the "trade options" button is gone and can only buy shares

>>22961037
Did trump just announce more airline bailout yesterday?

So that RKT pump must have been some big wallets right? I think we'll start seeing more big spikes like that until the rest of the market figures it out and starts buying in.

>>22960946
That's probably a dude

>>22961063
>SSSS
Nice Bart Simpson stock you have there.

All my fucking BLNK calls are just printing money. Oh my god thank you BLNK bro.

>>22961013
Not happening

RKT CHADS OUR TIME HAS FINALLY COME - NEVER SELL - ALWAYS BUY - IRON HANDS

>>22960704
9.80 is rock solid support right now for GME

I hate working from home
T. market maker anon

>>22960787
Yes, my sister and my mother are nurses, and my oldest brother got confirmed this week (he is a methead to be fair) they wouldn't fucking lie. Why do you hoax retards think it's a nothing burger all because of you're lucky and haven't met anyone??

>>22961106
RKT going to the fuck moon bros

>>22961065
i know one guy who's had it
75 year old smoker
hospital for a week and now he's fine and doesn't think this is a big deal at all

i am in utter disbelief how long this bullshit has gone on

>>22961037
The deal includes checks to illegals and stopping deportations. It's not going to happen.

>>22961037
gib more neetbux plox

>>22960995
Honestly might be a good idea if you are a twink or bear. According to a thread on /int/, those get lots of money.

>>22961018
2 kids in my kids school.

>>22961140
I just want a free thousand to dump into the market.

PLEASE DADDY TRUMP

>>22961126
your sister and mother both have it?
meaning, they went the full year working in a place where all of these cases have been specifically concentrated, and didn't get it until just now? (how convenient)

any of them die?

i never said it doesn't exist, and i don't think anybody has

but this isn't a pandemic

>>22960039
Reminder that there are people here that are bagholding KOS above 2 dollars and it is now a literal pennystock again

>>22961139

They need to keep this bubble inflated. Nothing is out of the question

>NAK volume at 10.30M
What the fuck is going on???
Fucking TSLA is only 3 million higher

>>22961164
stop bullying me

>>22961149
this is supposed to be a global pandemic worthy of doing shit that's got tens of thousands of people committing suicide

2 kids at your kids school... TWO

wtf

>>22961132
Because children who get it develop strokes that haven't gone away.

>>22961132
3 of my (somewhat distant) family members in Spain died man.
They were all in their 60s or 70s and relatively healthy. I had it as well and it isn't fun to have. Both my parents had it as well and they were very unwell for 2 weeks, I recovered in a week but still had some minor issues for a month afterwards

Fail to deliver data for the first half of september has been posted by the SEC
https://www.sec.gov/data/foiadocsfailsdatahtm
9-1 310,668
9-2 917,224
9-3 783,719
9-4 1,048,386
9-8 556,234
9-9 252,787
9-10 630,799
9-11 431,853
9-14 398,676

what's interesting is we've been on threshold securities list starting 9/22 which means (0.5% * 65.16 = 325,800) five consecutive days of over 325,000 shares failed to deliver should have started 9/15, but instead go as far back as 9-10 (even earlier if not for the small drop on 9-9)

for contrast in the previous month of August the median number of FTD was 20,201 the minimum was 415 and the max was one outlier of 347,372 (next highest number was 70,632)

Makes me think that for the second half of September the true numbers were 1M + shares a day FTD

data taken from: https://www.sec.gov/data/foiadocsfailsdatahtm

And just like that, GME will never go below 9.90 again.

>>22960632
Yeah, I thought he was a football player desu

>>22961178
ok so lies...

>>22961182
>relatively healthy
>it isn't fun to have
you do not shut down the planet for this

>>22961178
Yea and it also causes spontaneous combustion and I know a friend of a friend who got colon cancer from it

>>22960787
I know one person who claims to have had it and got better. I live in a city of over 900,000 people only half at most who wear masks. I regularly go to restaurants and coffee shops where nobody wears masks and haven't had so much as a sniffle. The ((("""pandemic"""))) is a fucking joke and I hope whoever is responsible for the needless hysteria and suffering by people who have been harmed far worse than had they actually gotten the shit, I hope whoever is responsible pays a dear price

>>22961140
Gibs for the people actually stimulate the economy and make the market prosper.

Historically the market has been at its highest during Clinton and Obama. Trump only after the $1200 check.

But no, only gibs for muh corporations who will lay everyone the fuck off the first chance they get.

Should I close the NAK call I sold a while a go?

>>22961187
wtf does any of this mean?

>>22961175
Sry for your losses.

>>22961000
A guy I work with's 97 year old father caught it and went into the ICU, he gave 2 negative tests and went back to his nursing home. He died about a month later from you know being 97 and all, but the over weight diabetic with heart disease I know who caught it is back to his old self. Just talked to him today. I don't know of anybody who died from this shit, and I know a ton of people all over the place who caught it. Those were the two highest risk cases I've seen and they both lived. Shit's a fucking joke.

>>22961160
>your sister and mother both have it?
No retard learn to read. They're nurses they treat people who have it. They've seen dozens of their patients die from this, some were as young as 20 who were completely normal beforehand. So hearing about some 70 year old smoker means nothing because this virus doesn't pick favorites. And even when someone "gets over it" the carrier has permanent lung damage and potentially develops blood clots and strokes.

It's literally around the entire world right now, people. So yeah, it's a fucking pandemic retard.

>>22961177
I live in rural Virginia and cases are going up here.

why am I such a degen? still holding over 60% cash and I have to fight everyday not to yolo half of it into some meme stock

>>22961237
The shorts are even more fucked than previously thought?

>>22961243
Couldn't be more obvious if you tried lmao. Imagine thinking you're subtle.

>>22960202
Microsoft, since they own Minecraft. REIMU is the next pick though.

>>22960604
In the middle of the interview, interrupt the interviewer and say
>Hold on a second. I need to check how GME is doing.
Pull out your phone and stare at a tradingview graph for a few moments before pocketing it and telling them they can continue. They will be impressed as fuck and hire you immidiately.

ah shit. RKT is going to crab isn't it?

>>22961224
Gibs for anyone is just Keynesian fuckery anon. Charging a credit card to gorge people isn't a economy.

>>22961237
Failures to deliver are the shorts that aren't covering their short sales (buying the stock) on each day, there's supposed to be a certain time limit they have to buy and cover their short

>>22961264
how can u even sell a share you dont own?

>>22961244
but do you know anyone?

this "global world-fucking pandemic" has been going on for almost a year

shouldn't we all know like 5-10 people who have died from it?
or... you know... at least one?

>>22961205
>>22961202
>People who work with the virus, and have firsthand experience with what it came do says this
>Anons who claims to know nobody who has it, and doesn't believe it's real or even around the world think it COULDN'T do this all because of feelings

You retards got your head in the sand. I never thought I would see an idiot here who actually follows feels over reals but you're really just going to believe it doesn't happen all because you live in a city that followed protocol and managed to stop the virus yourself?

>>22960180
We didn't shill PLTR, reddit did.

>>22961279
Its going to crab all the way to $60 eoy

>>22961244
>rural Virginia
Bro where? Wanna meet up and have sex or something?

>>22961252
Come on over and jump into GME with us. The water is warm.

>>22961286
Fuck, dude if you want it explained to you all the way from there just google

>>22961286

Welcome to the global Casino my fren

>>22961224
>the market only was high under trump after the 1200
are you fucking retarded man? did I majorly misread that?

>>22961286
I dont know ive never tried

>>22961290
my entire county has ignored this nothingburger
18 deaths

>>22961290
I'm laughing hard. You a clown? A comedian? You're a natural kid, you should definitely do stand up!

>>22961290
Yea whatever faggot I'm not even a denier like the other guy I'm just tired of hearing
>BRUH IT CAUSES HERPES AND BRAIN CANCER AND EPILEPSY AND HIVES I SWEAR
I remember during February/March on /pol/ people were posting literally anything as possible symptoms of the thing

/pol/ is freaking out today. Is this bullish?

>>22961287
If you think it's bad in america, check out thailand,
>heavily reliant on tourism
>lock entire country down, noone allowed in or out
>3569 total cases, 59 deaths
>people starving and an heroing all year

>>22961287
>but do you know anyone?
I have a co-worker whose kid plays in a soccer club in which an older player a few levels above got Covid.

>>22961243
>even if the carrier gets over it they have permanent lung damage
total fucking lie, youre acting like this happens in 100% of recoveries. simply not true, there are almost no metrics that track this. it happens sometimes and they dont know why. kill yourself

>>22961339
wtf am i looking at

>>22961243
by this definition arthritis is a pandemic

>>22961286
how do u think markets stay liquid??
Naked short selling is *necessary* for market makers

People are overestimating how big a deal the threshold list is though. Most likely nothing tomorrow

>>22961272
I think following conspiracies is important. We all gotta have doubts about shit, 9/11 or otherwise. But you literally told us you know people, and you purposely block out information about people who really suffered in favor of looking only at those who got lucky and had a mild case.
I'm not here to argue that it is, because clearly you don't care about facts when you think they're all wrong.

Tell us why you think this is all happening, why everything is shut down and we're need to maintained social distancing if it isn't for a virus.

>>22961352
I have a friend whose mother has a dog who went to the vet, whose cousin is friends with some dude whose daughter's boyfriend died of covid at the tender age of 2 years old. :(

>>22961352
global world-fucking pandemic

>>22961237
>>22961264
FTD means the share was short sold without arranging a borrow beforehand, i.e "naked shorting"

After 13 days (at the longest) naked shorts have to be immediately delivered via market buy per regulation SHO

when we hit short interest > shares outstanding there was a lot of speculation whether or not this means there was naked shorting.
The S3 guy argued no: https://www.shortsight.com/short-interest-of-float-2-0/ it's just there are more shares floating around because each short sale "creates a new share" so to speak

The SEC data seems to suggest otherwise. If my hunch based on the first half of September is right, then were talking 10-15 M shares naked shorted. That's basically the entire growth in the SI and a fifth of the public float

>>22960230
It will be and remain a penny stock.

>>22961358
Supposedly leaked footage of the Epstein "suicide"

And just like that, GME will never go above 9.90 again.

>>22961301
I bought some Jan calls yesterday based on that one playstation meme image...

>>22961126
stfu the hoax is not that the coronovirus doesnt exist it has existed for a long time, and that the same shit as h1n1, the normal flu, and others. the hoax part is that its being amped up to "2million dead is we lockdown everything now and spy on everything" and that never happened but they are acting like it still is

>>22961364
You don't fucking contract arthritis from others moron.
>>22961355
>It happens
>NOT ALL THE TIME
so? It still fuckin happens. If you want to lick doorknobs do it at your own home.

NEW @_@

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>>22961106
mfw I've been swing reading it since it's IPO but this time I'm in it for the Long haul. Reaching that ATH about a week ago was my signal to buy and hold out next time it dips. Went all in at $19 and will just accumulate instead of swinging, even if I made good money off topping it.

RKT is going to do fuckin great as more people realize they need to GTFO of cities. The "new normal" will make city dwelling a fucking retarded prospect.

t. NYC resident who actively sees how rapidly the city is changing and the increasing vacancies of retail real estate.

>>22961132
My dad actually caught the meme flu
He made a 100 percent recovery.but got lied to by the media telling him it was deadly.
So he drunk called me once at 3 am telling me he is leaving me his stuff in his will while he had it.

>>22961290
flu can do that shit too. anyways 1 in 1000 chance of death unless you're 70+, who cares

>>22961331
What's it like living in Fiji?
>>22961334
Why are you typing like a phajeet shitskin who's shilling a coin.
>>22961336
Yeah man it's almost like the fucking thing just started existing less than a year ago.

>>22961444
I heard posting on 4chan is a symptom of Corona
I think you might have Corona, please self quarantine for 200 years

>>22961391
It's blatant cgi

>>22961224
Clinton literally created a bubble economy and was the one who signed the legislation that allowed American companies to ship jobs over seas. Clinton's economy was built on the back of Regan's economy and one of the worst ladder pulls ever seen. I live in one of the manufacturing cities that was absolutely destroyed because of that shit. Every other person can tell you about how their job was shipped to Mexico or the company wanted to ship them to Mexico to get bullied and harassed out of their job.

Obama was a lobbyist President. He did what lobbyist said it's why he would seem to contradict himself because he would side with whoever opened the bigger briefcase of money. Also that is sort of disingenuous the reason the economy "boomed" under Obama is because more people were working 2 jobs but they counted each job as a different person. That's why they say "jobs created". For example wagie is saddled with ridiculous student loan because he fell for the college meme. Wagie works 2-3 jobs. Instead of saying we have 1 wagie working they say we have "created 3 jobs." Technically it is true that jobs were created but they are often low income individuals and the amount of income generated is less is not enough for them to have a legitimate long term impact on the economy since much of the money is lost in taxes.

This market blows

>>22961399
Have you looked at the data recently. They're saying it's deadlier. You're talking about something that has been around for hundreds of years to something that has been around for less than a year.
You fucking failed high school science if you think the data would be appropriate to compare in this instance.

>>22961373
>why do we use methods that ~ScIeNCE~ has ~proven~ do nothing
>against a virus that's far smaller than mask fiber
>even though coronamasks (which say on the label they don't protect against corona), which ~science~ ~pRoVEd~ were useless against corona, aren't effective against smoke particles, which are 10-100x larger
>if it's not because of a virus
>even though there's no enforcement half the time
>and nobody dies from it
>and nobody even has it in the first place
>and no organization doesn't rebuke itself on what to do every 5 seconds
>meanwhile the only seeming effects are that of the flu
>which is what coronaviruses do every year since the dawn of time, chink variant or not
>meanwhile, governments are trampling over the laws and constitutions of their countries using that excuse, such as allowing police to perma-noknock anyone without any warrant at any time to """enforce lockdown"""
>meanwhile large conglomerates like the gates foundation, which had their plans blocked forever, were allowed to go forward with dangerous (((experiments))) using confinement as excuses
>pls believe my disproved "anonymous sources" conspiratard theory it totally gives you brain caner hurr
>I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE
Never ceases to be hilarious.

>>22961409
your definition doesnt say anything about external transmission you boot lipped burr headed retard faggot

>>22961444
armstrong county PA
45 minutes from pittsburgh and many of the people who live/travel through here work there

>>22961516
They're saying it's 100x LESS deadly than they said it was a few months ago. Fucking lmao. It's not even half as deadly as the flu anymore.

>>22961126
its not a hoax but its not nearly the plague the media is making it out to be. if you arent immunocompromised or over 60 you literally wont even know you were sick or at most have a slight fever and be fatigued for a day or two. and literally 99% of people under 16 cant even catch or spread it

>>22961287
>shouldn't we all know like 5-10 people who have died from it?
>or... you know... at least one?

with a 2% mortality rate most of us should not know anyone who died.

>>22961299
Near Roanoke. And no.

>>22961373
Not that anon but you're asking the wrong questions. Most of east Asia is close to business as usual, as is most of Mexico, Brazil, and Sweden. Wuhan itself ended their lockdown on April 8th. How long ago was that? If there really was a horrible plague circulating, then why aren't there tens of millions of casualties in those countries? Do Asians and Mexicans have magic disease immunity?

>>22961243
so by that definition the world is constantly under pandemic because influenza literally infects people 365 days thru the year all oer the world

>>22961339
>/pol/ freaking out over a PS2 cutscene

the absolute state...

>>22961243
>>22961243
do we shut down the world hwen the flu or cold virus or herpes or epstein barre?

>>22961524
>>why do we use methods that ~ScIeNCE~ has ~proven~ do nothing
>>against a virus that's far smaller than mask fiber
>>even though coronamasks (which say on the label they don't protect against corona), which ~science~ ~pRoVEd~ were useless against corona, aren't effective against smoke particles, which are 10-100x larger
I don't believe it does either, but people are wishfully thinking that blocking people's breath and voice gives us like...a 20% chance at avoiding it or something. That's it. Nobody said it would stop coronavirus completely only that it can stop (((some)))

>>and nobody dies from it
>>and nobody even has it in the first place
>>and no organization doesn't rebuke itself on what to do every 5 seconds
People have it, and the reason why science CORRECRS ITSELF is because it's fucking SCIENCE. Science makes a logical first choice and if it doesn't work they fix it or do something else. It's not contradicting, it's called taking all the new data that they have and using it to better prepare.
You know what scientists said? Stay home, and if everyone does then we'll get through it. But the economy refused to do that and wanted businesses to stay open, so scientists said to at least wear protection like gloves and hand sanitizer.

It isn't religion where you write a fucking book and never edit any pages. It's science, they adapt to what's happening. And they said a 20% chance is better than nothing. The government agreed and here we are.

>>meanwhile, governments are trampling over the laws and constitutions of their countries using that excuse, such as allowing police to perma-noknock anyone without any warrant at any time to """enforce lockdown"""
>>meanwhile large conglomerates like the gates foundation, which had their plans blocked forever, were allowed to go forward with dangerous (((experiments))) using confinement as excuses

Those are all american problems. Good luck with that.

>>22961690
>get BTFO
>start rambling and making up more stuff in hopes the backpedal will hold
lmao
>public health is science
>WHO is science
>CDC is science
Fucking my sides HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
>this is the kind of sub-0 IQ'd moron I share the board with

>>22961541
Esl learn to read
>>22961544
Bro you have had 160k fucking cases and 8000 deaths. 18 out of 400 that's bad.
>>22961545
Nobody said that, who's said that?
>>22961563
>and literally 99% of people under 16 cant even catch or spread it
Completely fucking false there's hundred of cases of children contracting it.

>>22961592
>Do Asians and Mexicans have magic disease immunity?
Nope! They did something Americans don't understand, it's called following protocol. They social distanced and cases went down for them. That's what happened there that didn't happen in the US. And now Americans are REEEEing that it's not fair for other country's to open and not theirs fucking lol

>>22961739
I literally responded to your question and you made a bunch of wild leaps in logic, then you started making shit up. Now you're trying to treat this like we're winning some playground argument by literally typing "hahaha" like a 13 year old girl.

Bro you got brain damage

>>22961516
yes its more deadly than h1n1 but that was a meme too. rona 19 is real just way overblown the deaths aren't THAT significant

>>22961964
Go lick a doorknob on your own time

>>22961777
>>and literally 99% of people under 16 cant even catch or spread it
>Completely fucking false there's hundred of cases of children contracting it.

now compare that to the influenza virus that happens every year that we dont shut the country down for

>hundreds of cases
>country of 360 million +

>>22962110
Seasonal influenza doesn't cause permanent lung damage and strokes.

>>22961777
i know you a libshit so facts dont matter but for anyone else:

An August 2020 study from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention finds that about 8 children out of 100,000 require hospitalization for coronavirus infection
>https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/coronavirus/coronavirus-in-babies-and-children#:~:text=Among%20U.S.%20states%20reporting%20coronavirus,with%20about%20165%20of%20adults.


Analysis of pediatric COVID-19 hospitalization data from 14 states found that although the cumulative rate of COVID-19–associated hospitalization among children (8.0 per 100,000 population) is low compared with that in adults (164.5), one in three hospitalized children was admitted to an intensive care unit.
Most reported cases of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) in children aged <18 years appear to be asymptomatic or mild (1).
>https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/69/wr/mm6932e3.htm

now ask your stupid libshit relatives to compare these rates to the hospitalization rates for influenza and let us know if their TDS symptoms explode

>>22962215
neither does covid19 in the majority of people (non immunocompromised, non diabetic non 70+ year old)

>>22962249
What was that about facts don't matter? You're fucking retarded and you created a bias narrative for yourself. Get medicated schizo

>>22962274
Why, because you said so? Just Google this shit man, people are scared for a reason and all you're doing is downplaying what people have gone through and ignoring what everyone is talking about
I'm done googling shit for you. Fuck off.