/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22948052
(((Sherman)))

I don't feel too strongly about GME one way or the other but I have been making some decent pocket change with my GME calls these last 4 days. I normally trade options on PZZA and if you guys are active day traders you know that sometimes all you need is just one ticker you're familiar with and you can make a living off that ticker, however I must say for once I'm glad I listened to bizraeli shilling lol.

Remember folks the best investment you can make is in yourself.

I've been cumming into a tupperware container and freezing it since March and let me tell you no matter how much money I make off the market nothing will beat my frozen cum collection

>You can't work because of the virus and we will use force to stop you
>lol do you expect us to give you money so you can survive?

What did the senate mean by this?

TOKYO STOCK EXCHANGE TEMPORARILY SUSPENDS TRADING, CITING PROBLEMS WITH THE SYSTEM - NHK
>TOKYO STOCK EXCHANGE TEMPORARILY SUSPENDS TRADING, CITING PROBLEMS WITH THE SYSTEM - NHK
TOKYO STOCK EXCHANGE TEMPORARILY SUSPENDS TRADING, CITING PROBLEMS WITH THE SYSTEM - NHK
>TOKYO STOCK EXCHANGE TEMPORARILY SUSPENDS TRADING, CITING PROBLEMS WITH THE SYSTEM - NHK
TOKYO STOCK EXCHANGE TEMPORARILY SUSPENDS TRADING, CITING PROBLEMS WITH THE SYSTEM - NHK
>TOKYO STOCK EXCHANGE TEMPORARILY SUSPENDS TRADING, CITING PROBLEMS WITH THE SYSTEM - NHK

>>22948108

Based homeless fucker anon

remember folks the OTHER best investment is to get a steady, high paying job. Only invest with what you are willing to use. Mix in long term holdings with occasional fun short term trades. You're never gonna make it stressing day to day (IMO)

>>22948147
yall niggas hirin?

>>22948108
Biz is a good place to get tips if you are willing to do a bunch of your own research and not just jump into everything shilled

Just got $30K because I quit my government wage cage. How do I turn this into a million?

>>22948171
buy 30k worth of NAK and you'll be set for life

>>22948171
Find the next amazon etc, wait ten years.

>>22948171
Do you know anything about stocks?

>>22948147
Stressing day to day as I gamble my NEETbux on chinese scams and other bullshit is much more fun than being a wagie

>>22948129
LINE GO UP OR DOWN?!

What the fuck is renewable natural gas and how is it different than normal gasoline

>>22948052
so we're going to open up on "hopes of a deal" then bleed out during the day only to bounce back hard in AH. i really don't like jewish people bros.

>>22948218
It comes from a farm of lactose intolerant pajeets obviously, dumbass

>>22948147

Unless you want to work 100% commission sales gigs or $15/hr burn and churn ops, there's no good job here. Even trades and public sector are cucked. Better just gamble whatever savings you have left on a hustle than participate in the rat race. For me, it's GME.

>>22948128
Exactly what you think they meant
Kill the poor

>>22948213
Like always it will CRAB

>>22948129
Fug, I hope the chinks didn't haxxorz them or some shiiieeeeeettttt

>>22948218
aha farting lol
big poop pooping fart butt
haha i fart out when i squeeze out big poops hehe

>>22948164
idk I blindly jumped in on CBAT when it was being shilled and made a x2 gain

>>22948171
You cash out your pension money? I’ve got a municipal job that takes 7% every check for that shit and I want it bad

>>22948269
There is no need to hope it didn't happen...
....when that's obviously what happened.

>>22948233
>tfw im an actually lactose intolerant pajeet.
i started using lactaid ealier this year and now i can finally deal with white people food, which is mostly covered in a gallon of of assorted melted cheeses

>>22948129
NANI

>>22948129

SSSS 15$ EOW

>>22948278
Damn man you got lucky.
Really really lucky, don't do that blindly again haha. At least, don't make it a habit.

>>22948235
when you are saying there's no good jobs "here" are you referring to where you live or just in general?

Plenty of decent to high paying jobs available even during these times

Common biz get your shit together the Japanese stock exchange has halted trading

>>22948171
put it in SPY or QQQ

it will be worth a million before you die

>>22948319
How old are you and how long have you been working?

>>22948274
Based Musk here has the next transformative idea

>>22948299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mkiGMtbrPM

>>22948319

Of course where I live, there's always a good job somewhere, but it's not going to be here. Well, unless you made it yourself I guess.

TOMORROW ULTRA GREEN CHECK MY 7's

Why couldnt i buy palantir today? I put in an order to buy 50 shares when it was 7.50, then the whole day passed and i never got any while i watched the price go up

>>22948305
heh yeah, but I was only playing around with 2% of my portfolio so it was just memes... but 100% gain on 2% of your portfolio is bretty gud

>>22948329
>nothing on Reuters
nothingburger

>>22948358
It opened at 10.15

>>22948319
my IT shop only hires blacks and women now, tough for white kids these days

>>22948171
Don't listen to any of these losers. Put it half in TQQQ and half in FNGU then forget about it for 15 or 20 years. Thank me from you 400 foot yacht later

>>22948337
31 been working since 22

>>22948358
>Why couldnt i buy palantir today?
Who the fuck cares lmao, you'll probably make a bit more money if you held off on buying palantir today

>>22948374
>tfw I very nearly decided to run the wheel on TQQQ when it was at 170

>>22948365
You might want to check that again frendo

stock exchange in Japan just got hacked?!

oh shit.

I help people

>>22948416
I'm not wheeling, at least not intentionally but I sell the shit out of covered calls on my SOXL and use the proceeds to buy FNGU. When SOXX gets under the 200 day moving average I'll sell out and start selling puts until we get back above then wash rinse repeat. No regrets and I'm up 6 figures doing this

>>22948347
reminder you can make 90k delivering bread
>inb4 you're a piece of shit

>>22948437
thats normal for the tokyo exchange lol

what is this by now? The 3rd time?

>>22948374
>FNGU
FNGU WHAT THE FUCK FUCK CANADA

>>22948147
>investing your lifetime into Shekelburg's 15th yacht
Not a great investment

>>22948474
Where the fuck can I do this?

>>22948147
True. I've been recording most of my sessions and I've compiled a massive library that consists mostly of sex but a few videos of me bathing homeless girls sprinkled into the mix. Not to mention the vast number of toilet vids I've captured during my days working at my perfume kiosk at the mall. I'm contemplating uploading all of them on clips4sale and selling them for a dollar a piece. What do you guys think I should do?

>>22948474

>delivery routes

Pretty much have been carved up like a christmas ham here. Best offer I've gotten so far was buying someone's snack route for about 8 grand cash, and that's in a jogger infested part of town.

Will stocks go up or down next month?

>>22948437
Appears to be a technical glitch
https://www.reuters.com/article/japan-stocks-tse/tokyo-stock-exchange-suspends-trading-in-all-shares-due-to-technical-glitch-idUST9N2GC00Q

>>22948547
Yes

>>22948280

You have to resign/retire. I see the crash coming and I want to scoop up cheapies. As the saying goes, “would you trust the government to watch your child? No? Then why let them invest your money into a 401k?”

There was so many smooth brains at work didn’t understand simple inflation. Working 30years for a $2000 pension. Adjusted for inflation that wouldn’t be worth 30 years of waging.

>>22948345
Thanks anon. I was wondering where that was from

>>22948437
>puts usb drive in stock exchange computer and steals your shares
Nothin personal giajin

>>22948526
ask a delivery guy
>>22948534
are you in the US? if so i'm certain there's more out there.

>>22948577
You'll never see your 401k unless a miracle happens to this country.

>>22948474
its all wagyism at the end of the day

all shelf stockers for companies do it not just bread

>>22948575
Sounds about right

>>22948547
Golden Bull

>>22948147
Based. Starting a 200k starting job in a couple of months. Feels good man.

>>22948585
Where the fuck did you work in delivery?
I got paid jack shit even with tips included.

>>22948547
NO one tell her, she is a spy!

>>22948592
ok stay poor and meaningless

>>22948618
dude its all hustling
no shit you can tell someone "just get a job and make money" and go grind your ass off

nobody here wants to work a job though thats the point

B M R G
M
R
G

Stealth 10x SPAC about to explode! Load up tomorrow or cry!

>>22948604
i should've said sales
you can make 90k selling bread. which is effectively just delivering bread. next time you see a guy stocking bread or chips ask them how to get a job.

>>22948585

I mean I'm in jew york, so all the good routes are pretty much taken or sold for top dollar. Only thing you can deliver here nowadays are amazon prime packages since ups/fedex stopped taking apps here unless you want to move across the river and take it from jersey, and from what I've been hearing from those that worked at amazon turn over is high. Like 2 weeks after the new batch is in, they're all no shows. They gotten so desperate they've been offering sign up bonuses to anyone that joins as well as can survive the first 60 days lmao.

HOLY SHIT PEBBLE JUST GOT APPROVED WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON FAGGOTS

>>22948718
OH FUG A PEBBLE JUST FLEW OVER MY SALMON

BABA chads won again today. Imagine hating money so much that you refuse to invest in BABA

>>22948665
Nice larp. Now buy BMRG and you will finally be able to show all your middle school schoolmates your sick gains at school tomorrow.

>>22948646
What's their merger goal?

>>22948743
Sorry Chang I don't buy Chaynah

GME moving up after hours

>>22948772
EOS energy storage. They're the battery play to the SPAQ/lordstown/NKLA EV plays.

>>22948566
Geeze. What is it with prison cameras or trading computers only malfunctioning during extremely important times?

>>22948773
>letting emotions dictate how you invest
ngmi

>>22948773
Imaging hating money this much LMAO imagine investing in bloated overvalued American zombie companies instead LMAO

>>22948785
GME BROS WE'RE MOOOONING PIC RELATED IT'S MOVING SO FAST TOWARD THE RIGHT

>>22948740
>>22948718
In actual news tho, Trump just signed an EO that expands precious metal mining in order to decrease US reliance on China for rare earth metals. The Pebble mine which NAK holds is a massive source of the rare earth metal Rhenium.

>>22948792
Nothing to do with my feelings, would rather bet on a US ruled dystopia than a Chinese ruled one because if the future is being ruled over by China I'd rather just die anyway

>>22948194
Dangerously based.

>>22948768
what you want to send me your resume? shut the fuck up faggot
>>22948674
there are some major food companies that still staff their own routes, meaning you don't have to buy it. and they are always hiring at least in my metro area

Quads for GME coomage

>>22948868
fuck that was close.

>>22948824
give me those sick links so I may study this info

>>22948868
Almost there bro here let me fix that for u fuckkk I’m gonna coooooooooom

>>22948876
In other words, GME is not allowed to coom.

>>22948868
I'll do it for you, check em.

>>22948785
low volume so I wouldn't put much stock into it.

>>22948868
22s that GME dumbs

>>22948889
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/executive-order-addressing-threat-domestic-supply-chain-reliance-critical-minerals-foreign-adversaries/

So what's the next scam stock to go all into? I'm tired of GME and PLTR. Shill me something good, /smg/

>>22948834
>would rather bet on a US ruled dystopia than a Chinese ruled one because if the future is being ruled over by China I'd rather just die anyway
thats incredibly emotional, irrationally

Everything you buy has chinese components, stop acting like a moronic boomer and make money how you can get it.

>>22948718
Source?

>>22948718
>>22948824

Holy shit, seriously????

Link????

We're rich, anonitos. We're fucking rich!!!

I'M COOOOOOOOOOOMMMINNN!!!!!!!!!

>>22948789
Thank you, anon.

>>22948913
Buy NAK NOW FAGGOT the train is leaving SOON.

>>22948913
"Tired of GME"
b o i
GME hasn't even begun.

>>22948917
>I'M COOOOOOOOOOOMMMINNN!!!!!!!!!
Hey man, that's not cool, that's a GME meme, no stealing kthx

>>22948913
Man, I got 100 shares at $11.20

Going to hold for infinity.

All it needs is a government contract renewal, which has been doing for years and it'll sky rocket

No NAK links
Can't find any info online

Fuck you guys, stop scamming me

>>22948973
I was making a funni when I said >>22948718
In real news Trump did sign an EO that expands rare earth metal mining, Pebble Mine holds a lot of rare metals, primarily Rhenium which is needed for many things (jet engines, etc.) see: https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/executive-order-addressing-threat-domestic-supply-chain-reliance-critical-minerals-foreign-adversaries/
This +Alaska-Alberta railway + the extremely positive EIS point towards ROD being a go in a few weeks.

When will DIS recover

>>22949004
How much should I throw at NAK right now?

>>22949004
>it's real
OK, maybe I'll buy some NAK lottery tickets

>>22949025
Everything + your parents retirement + your dog's retirement.

>>22949023
Q2 of 2021 I guess?

>>22948947
With the money ill make on NAK, I can probably buy a game stop cash.

Workers and the one single customer inside and everything.

Alright boys, throwing 3k into the NAK pile tomorrow morning.
Rest stays in GME.

So if stimulus is passed Friday will be green???

Nigger

>>22949089
Bada bing bada boom

>>22949089
If its like last time, we'll have 3-5 solid weeks of daily green

what would NAK shoot up to in the case that the mine does get approved?

>>22948052
rate my folio

Some anon did a fake NAK approval post a few weeks ago ever since then I always distrust but holy shit it;s actually real!

>>22949128
Infinity +1
My floor for expectations is $20 but honestly it could go as high as $100 if the hype builds enough.

>>22949128
About tree fiddy

>>22949139
2nd half

>>22948052
give me my FUCKING gibs you kikes

>>22949004
>>22949150
whats your strike and price for NAK lottery tickets?

>>22949163
strike and date, excuse me Im retarded

>>22949163
I have 750 contracts rn at a strike of $5 set to expire in may and they were .10 per stock.

>>22949128
> replaces Chinas imports
>one of the biggest precious metals mine in the world
>stimulus hits and inflation and makes gold sky rocket again

Literal gold mine, anonito. What do you think?

What time do you guys go to bed? For me it’s 9:30 pm

Tomorrow I shall take 4k and throw it in NAK.
It better get approved before the election.

>>22949220
I’ve been burned way too many times on penny stocks shilled here. I’ve made my best gains on stuff shilled here but never penny stocks.

If the vote passes tomorrow, what would be your go to after-hours play?
>Buy AAL / BA
>Buy TQQQ?

>>22949205
you sound like a hopeless autistic faggot. how do you get by the day without drugs

CSRS chugs, when are we hitting 40?

I believe in this man. Should I go all in TWTR or get my exposure from FNGU?

>>22949241
I get up early man

>>22949220
The election does not matter THAT much if you're just making quick gains because of a few factors. The old EPA BBWA (Bristol bay watershed assessment) The BBWA was made by the Obungo administration and was not scientific in any way, it just shit on the entire project and canned it for years. Recently it was thrown out in court and replaced by the USACOE EIS. The EIS is exemplary, states zero impact of the mine on fish in the region. If the dems tried to do anything using the BBWA or EIS they would be thrown out in court. The only threat would be if they wrote new legislation or passed an EO to protect the region. However none of that would happen until January at the earliest (they may just fucking forget about it by then if something bigger is going on). The ROD is expected by November or December of this year before Biden 'n Co would take office.

>>22949318
What's the price it will go to after it is approved and before any mining officially starts?

I know, no one knows but...wtf when's my usps contract going yo be announced?

FRENS ASSEMBLE

>>22948052
Is it going to be ground hog day
If Congress doesn’t come out of its hole and pass the stimulus 1 more month of red days.

>>22949364
At minimum I'd expect $6 with approval. Fuck could go to $20. When the EIS got released it was at $3 and that was a year ago and back in 2011 it was at $20 when they were about to merge with some company but the mine was still up in the air. No clue what it would be before mining starts but it'll be a lot.

Is stuff like FNGU and TQQQ back on the menu for now? Should I wait for another red day to buy or just buy at any price? Seems like things are right back on their previous ridiculous uptrend

>>22948091
his nickname in the porn industry was The Spermin' Sherman

Remember that it is literally impossible to beat the market and buying individual stocks just leads to unnecessary risk. Simply buying a broad market ETF is the absolute best way to ensure that you actually make it. Don’t fall for the individual stocks meme.

>>22949588
t. VOOtard

>>22949588
>buying a broad market ETF
10% gains a year. good if you are already making 100k + and in your 30s, not necessarily good advice for 20 somethings with high risk tolerance

>>22949588
What's the fucken point if I make 10% gains on something too small to matter.

>>22949588
don't listen to this guy, buy NAK and GME

>>22949622
holy based

>>22949588
>>22949622
Don't listen to these guys. Forget their wonderful numerals. The truth, the light: it is BMRG. Get BMRG, get BMRG WS, and become RICH.
Just like those of you who listened and bought GENE earlier today, except without any of the risks.

>>22949609
>>22949611
>>22949621
>>22949622
Have fun having way too much risk just underperform the market

>>22949588
Like 80% of my money is in broad market ETFs but every once in awhile you gotta go all in in shit like NAK

>>22949622
Based and checked NAK bro you sir will make it.

>>22949694
Kinda lookz like a turd desu

>>22949661
I'm beating QQQ this year and kicking the absolute shit out of VOO actually.

>>22949588
>literally impossible to beat the market
What about the people that beat it?

>>22949661
Theres never been an easier time to outperform broad market ETFs especially when you want to avoid exposure to shit like airliners
Never mind all the deep value picks like Tupperware that went up +2000% in months. Even Bed Bath Beyond is up +400% in months. GME +100% in one month. Shitty picks like DDS was mooning this week too

This is NOT the time to be doing broad market unless youre a pussy

>>22949588
I’d be willing to bet my returns are considerably higher than your with less risk. Then again, I’m a premium seller.

>>22949588
So far so good

>>22949758
that didn't happen, it's literally impossible.

>>22949678
>>22949694
Why would you guy's think nak is gonna happen? Realistically one little opposition or set back you lose 50 percent. Bros gamble some fucking chink pump and dump anything other than building new mines fuck this is the worst gamble.ever shilled here. Fuck a simple tweet sends this to the floor

>>22949813
NAK

>>22949622
>pennystock
I know NOKia looks like one but fuck off equating it to that shit.

>>22949813
NAK

>>22948052
https://www.nyse.com/regulation/threshold-securities
tick tock shorties 13 days soon

>>22949826
>NOKia
huh? NAK is Northern Dynasty Minerals

>>22949813
Someone linked this earlier suggesting that it means things
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/executive-order-addressing-threat-domestic-supply-chain-reliance-critical-minerals-foreign-adversaries/
Obviously it's still a lottery ticket but yea

I have 1100 shares of NAK. Are you faggots going to make me buy 1000 more?

>>22949758
never happened

>>22949803
The interesting thing is that while it’s broadly true that a simple portfolio of individual stock picks doesn’t *consistently* beat the market (spy), it’s also true that the market doesn’t *consistently* beat a portfolio of individual stock picks. What really matters is what you end up with after x period of time in the market, which is entirely possible to be the market in total returns over that period of time.

hi

>>22949902
Buy 100 long call contracts instead, better value for what you'll get in the end.

What’s a good ticker to practice TA on?

>>22949913
hello >:D

>>22949844
>>22949825
Seriously though. Just buy a meme and dump it. Best is case is a 2x. Worst is reduced to nothing
>>22949874
Like I understand your optimism I'm just saying buy in caution. Ask all the people shilling at 1.20s a week or two ago. This is riskier than just buying stupid pump and dumps. Cut ya losses and move on.
>>22949902
Also please buy a thousand more. Thinking a new mine is gonna go in to gut something sooooo many people are opposed to fuck it.

Biz is pretty good at shilling good shit but fucking nak is the worst one imaginable. With that said. I hop you guys make it and prove me wrong. 2x at least

>>22949746
>>22949758
>>22949760
>>22949778
>>22949803
>>22949906
>>22949909
Lmao you kiddies think you can beat the market when professional fund managers can’t even do it.

>>22949950
howdy

What's the next 800% random solar stock pump?

>>22949970
You know this place is a den of degenerates why do you bother coming in here if you're not gonna shill some bullshit for us to gamble on?

>>22949970
I’m actually a professional ‘fund manager’ for my place of work, albeit it’s proprietary.

>>22949970
>professional fund managers can’t even do it.
But some have? Are you retarded?

You might as well claim that it's impossible for an start up to be successful because "markets can't be beaten". No shit, most won't make it but a blanket statement of "market can't be beaten" is just idiotic

Remember if you buy any mining related stock that hasn't budgeted and pulled the trigger on their capex you are looking at a years long hold. Permitting is literally only part of the reason why.

>>22949996
It’s actually a stock market general. Sorry I’m trying to encourage smart investing such as 70/30 voo/bonds so that you actually make money in the long term instead of larping as an investor

>>22948743
I have been looking into investing into BABA. Can anyone here talk me into our out of it?

>>22950018
I have 300k in various index funds, I come here to play with my fuck around $.

Buy CLF

>>22950018
Alright well, if my plan was just to put all my money into SPY and never look at it what would be the point in browsing a thread about stocks all day every day? There's no fucking point in being in this thread all the time if that's all you're gonna do

>>22950006
>albeit
>proprietary
you talk like a fag and you're shit's all retarded.

>>22950018
I have 600k in index funds but want to use a few % in gambles with /smg/. Nothing wrong with that

>>22950018
>making smart investments for 10% yearly gains
vs
>gambling on a mining company without a mine, chinese scams, and a bankrupt video game store
I'm here for a fun time not a long time faggot

>>22950077
If you say so. Makes no difference to me.

man if NAK shills are right and I don't buy a long call I'm gonna feel like a big retard. I could spend 37 dollars to gain thousands of dollars. It's okay, the NAK shills are probably wrong.

Dumped 70k back into $REFR

Hold long.. only 15 million shares left in the public float with potential news we waiting on.. got about 40k shares total

I own over 0.1% this company

t. CLF anon

>>22950122
I've recently decided to go 98% Boglehead 3-fund, and then 2% all-in TQQQ. Still way too early to tell if this will work, but it might mean the difference between +$100k in 6 years versus +$200k in 6 years. Should be fine as long as NASDAQ 100 doesn't go full retard.

>>22950018
There is literally no reason to invest in bonds in this interest rate environment.

When the interest rates shoot up like the 1980s however...

>>22950144

Oh forgot I also bought about ten thousand worth of CLF $7 '23 options

CLF going to $24 only has a 10b market cap lol

>>22950140
Do it.

can i buy NAK at 4 am on webull?

>>22950140
Don't invest anything you aren't willing to lose

>>22950018

>>22950169
NAK isn't going anywhere, relax

>>22950132
Then go play poker faggot and gtfo off smg.

>>22949970
I know this is bait but most fund managers have several huge constraints working against them.
1. can't short
2. can't trade anything where liquidity is an issue due to large size
3. Can't own more than a certain percentage of any stock
4. Limited in what kind of instruments they can trade
5. Have to consistently perform else clients start pulling money out so limited to plays with short term payoffs

Any one of these can enable an amateur to out earn a big fund. All of them together make it much easier

>>22950162

Also I forgot

https://www.mining.com/iron-ore-price-jumps-5-after-vale-suspension/

Buy CLF folks.. no brainer

>>22950158
I actually lowered by international from 30% to 10% and totally got rid of my bonds since I'm like 25% cash right now. Saving for a house but now i'll just dump it on the next 30% drop

>>22950158
you might want to read this. The leveraged index fund vs index fund is an interesting experiment.

https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272007

im not sure how it will play out long term 20+yrs. Leveraged ETF's have blown up in the past.

>>22950161
just like the last 12yrs? it has to happen soon right ?

>>22950195
How heavy?

>>22948304
Word of truth

>>22950262
For international I opted for VIGI instead of VXUS. VIGI filters down to just those rare non-US companies that have figured out how to survive and thrive admist the anti-capitalism environments of all those dirty peasant parts of the world.

>>22950282
He has thousands of insanely OTM calls

>>22948299
Based Genki poster. He knew long before /Pol that “we are all one”, Israel controls everything and you’ll make more money dancing for the Jew than anything else.

Palantir is pure evil, don’t do it.

>>22949415
shut the fuck up satan

>>22950276
>im not sure how it will play out long term 20+yrs. Leveraged ETF's have blown up in the past.
I've poked around charts and graphs of many leveraged ETFs' histories for a while and the only leveraged ETFs I've seen that actually ended up going completely bankrupt and dissolving were all commodity-related ones, many of those being oil (both bear and bull ones often got fucked in the ass)

>>22950161
>interest rates shoot up like the 1980s however...

Anyone got calls for KGC? Last day to get the dividend is Oct 8th.

GME will never EVER hit $11.50

GME will hit $11.50 TOMORROW

>>22950372
Gonna save this post for later so I can coom to it after it happens

>>22950388
Checked
>>22950372
Get fucked shill

>>22950322
I just have vxus and international large growth. This is just my 403b. My other accounts are 50:50 voo/vug
Also have APPL. Had FNGU and TQQQ but had paper hands early this month. But now I don't have to watch it like a hawk so it works for me.

>>22950398

>>22950372
>GME will never EVER hit $5.00
>GME will never EVER hit $7.50
>GME will never EVER hit $9.00
>GME will never EVER hit $10.00
>GME will never EVER hit $10.50
you are here
>GME will never EVER hit $11.50
>GME will never EVER hit $20.00
>GME will never EVER hit $50.00
>GME will never EVER hit $125.00
>GME will never EVER hit $1,000.00

PLTR to $12 tomorrow

>>22948052
just buy cocos-bcx who caresssssssssssssssssssssssss about this old shiiiiiiiiiittttttttt

Fuck, I wanted to wait until election day to pour 10grand into the market, but now I might miss a big pump tomorrow with news of a stimulus?

Unemployed and can no longer easily concentrate on a lot of things. My obsession with getting rich off the stock market (at least setting up a strategy to make steady returns) has grown too out of control. Can't work on my personal projects anymore without randomly checking stocks and stock related stuff including after hours/when markets closed. Can't even play video games for fun, just start bored and trying to think of a strategy to get rich off stocks. Heck I spend a good chunk of market hours looking at stocks and I don't find it enjoyable at all especially when I start thinking of what ifs! Then there is sleep, I sleep late as it is and wake up early cause of freaking premarket stocks opening when its barely 6 am (pacific time here). I'm disappointed, ashamed, mad, and depressed about my constant failures in the market. I HATE IT, I ABSOLUTELY HATE THE STOCK MARKET WITH A BURNING PASSION!!!

It seems I made a good move this week and will likely be up $1k by eow albeit I could've gotten more. Plus I could've entirely checked out after Monday morning and I'd be in about the same position portfolio value wise right now comparedto all this constant checking. Yet my impatience of seeking financial freedom is driving me madly obsessed with stocks and I hate it!

What do I do?

>>22948052
John 11:25-26 KJV

25 Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:

26 And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?

>>22948114
>Remember folks the best investment you can make is in yourself.
Bad advice, absolutely horrible feel good bullshit. Most people are unable to ever get a "good" job for no fault of their own.

You can only improve yourself if you were born under a lucky star. You can't make dumb people smart and most people by definition have too low of an IQ to become an engineer etc. So what's left for us then? Absolutely nothing, your spot welding might be superb but that won't save you. You'll get paid the low wage of your labor and if unlucky outsourced to Mexico

>>22950524
Buy more

Please give me more dividend stocks
>¡divies es meme!

I don't care, please tell me the best ones

>>22950555
ETSY because it doesn't have a dividend

>>22950555

GME when it inevitably moons and announces it'll start paying divs again to btfo shorts once and for all.

>>22950471
I love coomcat

>>22950184
yeah but im tryna hit a nice day trade swing

>>22950276
Not saying anytime soon, just that Yellowstone will burst one day. In the meantime, 100% stocks for me.

>>22950547
Then don't be most people, fren

>>22950639
>Just get lucky and be born into the right family
Riveting stuff.

>>22948213
>muh dicc

>>22950524
not this far in but i can feel myself getting there desu

who else /comfy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPTUxl50PkY&frags=wn&ab_channel=PommeOfficialVEVO

Joe Biden will concede on November 5th

>>22950761
not likely at all, but stay optimistic

BABA is grippin' and rippin'

>>22950783
Is BABA basically the next Amazon waiting for price discovery?

>>22950761
Based
>>22950688
Pretty pessimistic attitude. I'm not a jogger so maybe that helped.

>>22950796
Pretty much, yes

>>22950796
>next Amazon
thats Gamestop

>>22950783
>>22950796
>investing in chinkshit
their entire business model is supplying poojeets and white niggers with the shittiest product imitations passable
do yourself a favor and buy some GME tokens frens

Will AT&T really benefit from 5G? Maybe a lot?

>>22950855
And people continue to buy these cheap ass products. Chinese plastic bullshit is the backbone of modern civilization

>>22950847
>>22950855
Why GME? I know Michael Burry made a big move earlier this year but what does GME have going for it?

>>22950900
we use large corporations that means were choosing it

nope actually the average human has no power

>>22950915
GME is gonna pump when the new consoles get released in November.

I work in a prop shop and an older kinda juiced up trader came to me today and told me i should stop looking at him ????
I said i am not looking at you wtf (i really wasnt)
He then said he gonna fuck me
I said yeah come on fuck me
then the floor/risk manager dude came and said whats up and the guy told him i am looking at him whole time
Me and my friend who works next to me and whose account we both trade from said thats not true he came to us
Then he shouted again he gonna fuck me!
I said come on fuck me
He came to me and pushed me away and the floor manager did litteraly nothing because they are friends
he just said dont do that

Any advice guys?
btw i am 19
he 50 lol
What would a CHAD do?

>>22950922
Yep probably makes sense to kms now

First option.
Don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.

>>22950915
new here friend?
>new CEO is a fucking wizard
>is 15% in
>pivot into online retail
>will into the pc parts market
>console cycle
>undervalued by almost every single metric
also maybe we get a little short squeeze down the line... or not so little

>>22950840
Life is pessimistic. I admit, at first I was jealous of your wealth and then I remembered that you too will have to go through the death of your parents, ventually kick the bucket as well. However go 200 years forward and we'll probably have beaten aging itself.

So yeah, we were all born to the wrong generation. Ours is probably one last ones that will get experience sweet oblivion.

Also, we're all just the sum of our genes and environment. It's all chance

Joe Biden will concede on November 5th. Screen cap this

>>22950944

Tell him to fuck off next time unless you aren't crushing quotas.

t. chop shopper

>>22950963
Macy's? For real dawg? This garbage ass company.

>>22950388
Checked

>>22950981
I was thinking about asserting dominance. Just looking at him vigorously and obviously. His desk is across the room and to the side but I could blow kisses when our eyes meet

>>22948547
October down, November up.

>>22950944
drop your pants and undies, turn around, and lean over a counter, anus and ballsack exposed

>>22950524
I know that feel. I have an addictive personality. My whole life is just jumping from one "obsession" to another. I've done video games -> fitness -> programming -> now investing. The only thing that has cured my addictions is to go so balls-deep into the hobby that my dopamine receptors fry and I get bored of it, kind of like that episode of King of the Hill where Bobby smoked cigarettes so Hank forced him to smoke as much as possible until he got sick.

>>22950496
This a guy is going to become a GameStop billionaire.

Who SBE here?

>>22951038
get a load of this mary sue, whos addictions include Fitness, programming, and investing

>>22951045
i saw that, homeboy needs to start trimming those options though

>>22951056
all in SBE
just checked out some of their charging stations IRL, they're great

>>22951045

I hope this dude cashed out with at least a couple 100k just in case. It would suck ass if he somehow lost all that shit

>>22951031
I didn't do that and now I gotta think what to do when I see him. I might just kick his ass. I'm 2 meters and 103 kg

>>22951026

That sounds pretty fucking gay even to me my man. Is this some shit they do in quant shops or chicago these days? Any broker that tries to give me flack is met with a polite, but firm fuck off.

I sell options premium and options premium accessories

>>22951102
It's in Switzerland

>>22950998
If /biz/ is bearish, then it's time to buy. Long M. Macy's should just adopt the Ross model and just become an off-price discount chain that looks like shit. Seems to work for Ross and TJ Maxx and shit.

FUCK JANNIES

>>22951095
He is either greedy or knows something we don’t.

>>22951085
Anon pls give field report

>>22951115
And trannies, especially trannies

>>22951112

>euro

Dunno what you guys do over on the other side of the pond there, but whatever it is I don't want to be part of it,

>>22951133
Based and checked

how do i turn £250 into £100k guys preferably within the next 5 years

All right, fine then, how about Coke? Am I allowed to buy that dividend stock without being called a cuck? Surely it's safe from a potential bubble pop and at least has some growth potential back up to 60, right?

Is anyone else looking at FNGU and TQQQ or is it too risky before the election?

>>22951119
He's been holding since 2019. Itd be retarded to even start trimming now in September instead of max hype November or even Q4

How do I turn $250 into $5 by the end of the night

>>22951162
NAK calls would be your best bet
and or finding leaked earnings reports on onion and avoiding the glowies when you somehow play every earnings perfectly

>>22951162
By putting 15k in SPY every year for 5 years

>>22951165

>Am I allowed to buy that dividend stock without being called a cuck?

Why would you care what some random anons have to say about your portfolio.

>>22948367
I set my fucking limit order at 10, and then when I noticed it wasn't filled it was at 11. I bought at the literal top. Oh well, I would have lost money even if I bought it at 10. Guess I will hold these bags for a while.

>>22951113
They are trying to stay that classy place that your grandma goes to buy you a sweater for your birthday because she thinks its nice. But even grandma doesn't have time to bother with Macy's these days. If she hasn't spent her entire social security check on scratch off tickets and cat toys, you might luck up and get a Walmart sweater that doesn't quite fit right

>>22951083
Yes I am peak memer.
From 2011 to about 2015 I'd play World of Warcraft up to 16 hours a day and it ruined my school life. /vg/ was my main board.
In 2015 I bought a barbell, power rack, the Starting Strength books, and /fit/ was my main board for a few years.
I self-taught programming, got a cybersecurity job, and read a lot of computer books. /g/ was my main board.
I made a Robinhood account after the March lows seeing how much money people were making in YOLOs. Since then I have done nothing but check stocks, read about stocks, and lurk /smg/ every minute I'm at my desktop.
I wonder what my next meme will be.

>>22951165
ko is overrated, pep is better

>>22951182
Buy a couple hundred McDoubles

>>22951208
Probably killing yourself tbqhwyfamalamadingdong

>>22951244
based

>>22951208
I don't think those are memes, that's just how the male brain ages. I did the exact same thing. From gamer to /fit/ to reading business news. It's just how the male brain matures.

>>22951216
Pep tastes like you took a ko, poured it into a glass, poured out half the ko and replaced it with water and a couple packets of artificial sweetener

>>22951262
best description of pepsi ever

>>22951208
I think you just have normal autism

>>22951254
It's almost like my brain on drugs

>>22951262

Pretty much the same thing I say to the few that asks why I never drink pepsi and only coke.

>>22951262
they make bubly which i like pretty well.

>>22951193
>NAK
I have some shares, may pick up some options later down the line. I heard there's potential news in December regarding the mine?

>finding leaked earnings reports on onion
wait is this actually a thing? I'm no stranger to onions but I've not heard this

Hope you got your Puts ready for correction tomorrow morning.

>>22951267

>>22951208
sounds like autism honestly, and I don't mean that in a mean way just in a real way like I think you're autistic

>>22951295
>NAK getting mentioned again
Thank fucking God. I've been sitting on it for a couple years.

>>22951165
>>22951216
>>22951262
diet coke gang lock in

>>22951280
>>22951315
I am diagnosed Asperger's yes.

>>22951262
This is a pretty good description. But to me it's just less acidic and maybe sweeter. It's less complex and tastes a lot more sweet.

>>22951115

>>22951330
I mean....aren't we all

>>22951286
Coke is the soda for men with big nuts, Pepsi is for those who lead "alternative lifestyles"

>>22951347
>>22951314
>>22951262
>>22951216
>>22951165
All of you are faggots Royal Crown is the patrician choice

>>22951254
wtf this happened to me within the last 8 years just recently got into stocks after being in /fit/

>>22951298
I did, but I think it's going to correct upwards 0_o

>>22951404
>>22951404
>>22951404
NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
>>22951404
>>22951404
>>22951404

Nassim Taleb is /fit/ and /biz/.

>>22951391
Like I said, it's a pretty normal pattern for men as they grow up. You play games because it satisfies your childish male power fantasy, then you start to want to see the potential of your body in real life so you get /fit/, and then you want to secure your future so you get into business, and once you get into business I feel like the adult world opens up to you. I never read the news until now. Yesterday was the first presidential debate that I watched. I actually care about what's happening in the world now.

>>22948241

>>22951370
>>22951347
>>22951286
>>22951262
*crrk--TSSSSSSSssssshhh*
Excuse me gentlemen

>>22951436
Literal dyel

>>22951095
At least he would still have his ebin r*ddit upboats :^)

>>22951454
Dr Beppy is good but not a Cola.

>>22951442
>then you start to want to see the potential of your body in real life so you get /fit/
Heh... not to lift away your autism to get girls... haha.

>>22951317
Don't get your hopes up too high I'm pretty sure the plans for the mine could still go south and keep NAK worthless.

Just keep your eyes open for news over the next few months.

>>22951454
dp is very based

>>22951482
It's always to get girls. Always.

I just got done wage cucking. Did anything exciting happen in AH /smg/?

>>22951594
we all agreed to buy NAK for no reason

>>22951663
Don't look for reason just NAK

>>22948186
lmao holy fuck do not do this

>>22951690
NAK

>>22951436
>sub 3 plate deadlift
woman-tier

>>22948939
why is nak a good buy?

NAK attack incoming


NAK bros, what color lambos are y'all buying?

>>22951038
Okay that actually sounds quite similar to me, im the guy you were responding too btw.

>go so balls-deep into the hobby that my dopamine receptors fry and I get bored of it
Very similar. Too much of a specific video game and I get tired of playing it. Hmmm guess i dont have much hobbies.