/biz/ - Business & Finance

WHY DID YOU BUY PLTR

1st for SHLL chads

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>>22942826
>>22942812

>>22942826
BECAUSE I'M ALL FOR THE TOTALITARION SURVAILANCE STATE!

>GME goes down
>value of GME debit spread goes up

>BLNK goes down
>value of BLNK spread goes up

what?

>>22942826
PLTR $10 EOD

>>22942826
idunno felt like it I guess

qt tomboy gfs and bought more WKHS

Guys I've done nothing but lose lately.... why didn't i just hold my workhorse long term

>>22942849
>tfw bought at 10.69
Just fucking go to 12 already so my ego doesn't take the hit, my wallet can

Get back in

What the FUCK is RKT's problem?

>He sold Palantir

Kek

>>22942359
>We haven't had a normal market since Trump has been President. Don't get me wrong, the gains under him have been great. But before him the market moved very slowly, any day where an index finished above .5% was considered good, and a day above 1% was a big day. Now people complain it is crabbing if that market doesn't go one way or the other by 1.5% per day
Really good post, bro

>>22942870
you were told to hold at a MINIMUM until the contract, why didn't you listen?

>>22942873
provided by Morgan Stanley, BTFO

cant believe I sold my QQQ calls at the bottom after being up so huge, what a complete shit day for me all around

>>22942869
Is that Shaggy?

>>22942895
Cause the contract has no release date

>>22942875
I think people bough it at IPO thinking it was a literal space company.

I hate weak hands

you have had plenty of time to get your round of PLTR. don't cry when biz is selling you your PLTR shares when it's at $100 eoy.

>>22942877
*For a ten dollar profit.

>>22942921
yeah, well now look at you

>>22942864
Nadella saved Microsoft from Ballmer, Novartis relies on their pajeet, Zoom blew up under their chink, Nvidia's chink CEO made them perform extremely well for the last few years. cmon man i can keep going on. Asian and Indian CEO's are objectively better because they are shrewd cockroaches. They don't have empathy.

>>22942910
write QQQ puts it's more thrilling

>>22942887
>wanting """normal""" market
fuck normie market. this volatility is godsent.

>>22942928
are they going to 10x their annual losses by eoy?
the math is difficult

>>22942943
wrong, it's because chinks and poos hate blacks

WE MOONING AGAIN BOYS

>>22942935
well everyone is expecting it to drop today basically. Its going to be sub 20 again before EOW if they don't give news and I can just buy back for less than I sold Tbh

>>22942928
kek this

>>22942959

>>22942887
volatility is good for the market

>>22942964
fucking christ

PALANTIR is a good long-term hold. Got in on the dip just now at $9.20. Big Brother won't let them fail.

>>22942964
Can't wait to see your loss posting lmao.

>>22942964
Holy shit, madman. When do you plan to sell?

>>22942964

Will PLTR be the new NKLA?

>>22942869
>You will never have shorter hair girlfriend galactic punt you.

>GME

PLTR AH predictions

>>22942964
I can see some reasons for investing in papu Karp, but what the fuck is a SSSS?

>>22942992
Uh no, they have a product

>>22942964
SSSS needs to be wordfiltered from this board

>>22942963
bro do you even know what selling covered calls is? my cost basis is negative at this point lmao

>>22943000
>wearing shoes in the house
Disgusting

is this one of those low volume fake pumps or am I good to hop back in?

>PLTR SUB 10
>MFW

Why are you panicking about GME when the entire idea is to wait at least through console releases regardless of any short squeeze deal.

>>22943024
algos overreacted to moderna vaccine headline, real buyers stepping back in, nothing to fear

>>22943002
Yeah its gonna shit

>>22943027
>Listening to biz

Yep

i sleep like a rock its great you know people tell me they say, how do you sleep so well? corona virus all over the place, radical left in the streets, you know we have the best law enforcement folks, they're terrific, but like i said, i sleep great because i'm 100% cash and because i bought a MYPILLOW, you ever heard of my pillow? its great, terrific, one of the best, maybe the best ever, sleepy joe biden could use a mypillow maybe he wouldn't so sleepy, the RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS are hold up your stimulus, its for political reason you know that they know that, its terrible what they're doing, and its hurting, our, economy, just take a look at your stock market, you know, i put 3 and half BILLION dollars in PLTR at 11 dollars a share today and then crazy nancy, and crying chuck, came out and said NO DEAL, now im holding bags the likes of which no one has ever seen before, this is the left folks, they're crazy, but we are going to win, we got to win, WE ARE GOING to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. good night, i love you.

>>22943021
I dont have options

>>22943023
We have sidewalks and streets that aren't shat in here

>>22943014
9.50~

Just bought 10 shares of palantir. Going to be scaling in really slowly to maybe 100 or so over the next week. definitely a 2x by next year especially if trump wins.

My god, Russel is a fucking dumpster fire today.

>>22942963
>sub 20
I fucking hope so
I'm gonna buy hard

>>22942924
Why must I have weak hands? Always sell at the bottom.

Reminder to buy calls now because the stimmy is announced tonight

where does the fuel come from to create a green dildo like that just after a dump... what a shitshow.

>>22943051
noise traders man

>>22943065
>100% cash

>>22943066
without options you really should just buy indexes, get that sorted out fren

>>22943089
thanks, buying puts

>>22942924
Remember anon buy high sell low

>>22943072
biden win would pump pltr harder. democrats are even more brutal with data surveillance. it was obama that set it all up after all.

Holy fuck. Now this is a POWER HOUR.

Strapped into PLTR at $9.50

>>22942964

>>22943086
its ok anon ur just not an alpha like us

Is NCLH a sure thing? Was trading $55+ consistently before Covid but is now down to a steady $17 with no operations. Restrictions got lifted and they can start operating again on nov 1st. Seems like an easy way to 3x an investment.

>>22943101
Thats silly uve still had over a 50% year outside of indexes

>>22943065
kek, 10/10

>3x bull/bear etfs
Are there any REALISTIC reasons why anyone shouldn't trade these all the time? They just seem too good. The only problems I can see with holding these is that you have to literally watch them and can't afk for too long and/or a sudden surge in dumping could fuck you over big time

>>22942943
Hope you're trolling. If not, yiiiiikes.

>>22942793

XOM & RDSB

Oilbros , since were ahead of a new pandemic upwards trend cycle..

Everythi...n-n-n-gg p---p---p--priced i...in a--am i right??....

THATS IT. I WARNED YOU GMErs. You guys are FUCKS. it didn't hit 11! Don't waste my time ever again

>>22943133
Yes, but, things are going to get worse before they get better.

The second there is a legit vaccine dump all of your fucking money into that stock

>>22943116
You do have a point there.

>>22943164
post receipt

my main stocks are AMD and APPL, are doing fine.

the mickey mouse memestocks like PLTR and GME are pissing me off.

>>22942924
hello friend

>>22943164
we're playing for november

>>22943164
thanks for the theta

>>22943164
>listening to /smg/

>>22943164
Just say your curse then impatient faggot

>>22943134
that's not bad but you really still need to get options activated

OMG GMEEEEEEE

Is it still a good idea to stay away from GOOGL because of antitrust shenanigans?

>>22943002
>>22943056
As long as it stays over $10, I'm still in.

>>22943139
>>22943133
More big titty slampigs please

And just like that, SBE is up again

Wallah!

>>22942982
>Imagine being braindead enough that you buy GME when Palantir has a 100% unique product that addresses a huge need
>Imagine not wanting to contact the dark lord

100x in PLTR. LETS GO.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LAST MINUTE DUMP

>>22943164
Lmao buy high sell low

>>22943173
You don’t think it’s going to rise now with restrictions being lifted? My one fear about going all in now is that the overhead cost of operating won’t be profitable with a potentially small market of people that are interested in cruises. That being said, people that go on cruises are generally dumb american normies.

>>22943212
You are activating my almonds. Also I'm clearly too stupid for options

DDOG going to the fucking moon

>>22943133
remember that they have way more debt now than they used to, so the 3x you're talking about may be a little bit of a stretch. 2x guaranteed though

>>22943133
better then CCL, so they say. They sold 2 of their big ships to stay alive.

I'll take 1 share of PLTR please.

>>22943242
Im gonna buy PLTR in 6 months after it dumps on the first earnings.

what a piece of shit, I lost $100 in that final minute

AAAAA PALANIR POSTING ALL SEARCH HISTORY OF EVERYONE WHO SHORTS THEM AAAAAAAA

WHICH ONE OF YOU JUST FAT FINGERED PLTR

GME will start to skyrocket near November, short squeeze should trigger then and if not you'll get a big gain anyways

It might squeeze a bit on Friday or Monday due to GME being on the threshold list for 13 days and consequences being taken against shorters.

Shorters do everything they can to shake out weak hands.

"WHY ISN'T IT 11 YET WAAAAH"

Holy fuck some of you don't even deserve to make it. I'm all in with 30k and I didn't even flinch.

>>22943144
Not trolling lmao, people from Asia are objectively better CEO's who take their companies performance to new heights most of the time. There's a good reason Asians/Indians are highly overrepresented in the S&P500 in America along with Jews.

>>22943242
>implying I'm not gonna put all of my COOM gains over the next two months into PLTR

>>22942948
>>22942966
I agree with your sentiment (which I assume is making a quick trade daily on volatility and swing trades) - but, this is all going to tumble down or result in a paradigm shift like the Nikkei in 1980s. What is good for the market itself is slow incremental growth devoid of mass speculation and cash injection from government. Don't be angry bros, I wish you both gains.

>>22942793
TSLA bulls, we still here?? Seems like nothing happening lately.

>>22943294
indeed fren
>finished at $10.20 on a red day
Does no one remember dumping to $9 last week
or $6 at earnings?
I swear

>>22942875
What’s your avg cost? I picked some up at $20. Planning on holding for 1 month minimum.

Rate my progress. Started this week.

>>22943258
What restrictions are being lifted directly on cruise lines? Im not familiar with any large announcements.

btw whos mommy?

>>22943161
Yeah bro, Oil is a good buy still.

>>22943294
>GME will squeeze any minute now!
>Oh, it didn't? Well, it will squeeze by friday!
>Oh, it looks impossible now? Well, it will happen in november!
>p-pls buy more of my bags!

WKHS, I need you to pump. Now.

>>22943260
it's simple, if you're already holding a stock you can soften the blows on pullbacks by selling inflated premium after a big run. you don't have to get into the more complicated option strategies but covered calls are a lifesaver

>>22943335
10 more days and you'll be at 0. great work anon.

>>22943295
>Indians
They're such shit engineers though.

>>22943294
My cost basis is now under 5$ with all the short term calls I've been selling and closing at the first sign of green due to all this volatility. I love it.

>red on a green day
Thanks MU

>>22943327
A lot of the anti-GME guys are paid shills that showed up last Friday. They’re everywhere. Fucken lmao.

>>22942826
Had $100 to chuck wt it, I guess. Not great as I’m down $10 dollars.

>>22943335
congratz anon! youre so cool!

>>22943239
Here fren

>>22943368
Indians are the worst engineers and also the best ones. Work in the SV and you'll realize how many elite technophile pajeet engineers there are in the sea of cowshit

>>22943335
What did you do to end up in this unfortunate predicament

>>22942793
I've got $400k in VTSAX and $85k in bond ETFs. I'm thinking of liquidating the bonds and buying 10-20 acres of land with a cabin and homesteading even though I have no idea what I'm doing.

>>22943342
>GME will squeeze any minute now!
>Oh, it didn't? Well, it will squeeze by friday!
>Oh, it looks impossible now? Well, it will happen in november!
Nobody has ever said this. it's always been
>most likely catalyst in November with consoles
>Maybe Friday/Monday if Threshold is significant enough
>Oh Cool RC 13D filing poomp
Every GME chad has always warned AGAINST weeklies.

I don't need anyone to "buy my bags" lol

>>22943401
God I love Blackhaired JAPs

>you touched the PLTR
what did you see /smg/

>>22942793
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .15%,that drop into close was concerning, again back to 333 point of control o_o
Even so I uhh guess trading higher on the weekly is good? Didn't end up buying any PLTR, I will tho! By the time I was watching it it already seemed to be falling pretty good, I'm uh gonna watch it some more.

>>22943335

I will never understand how anyone is red in this market. there's free money lying around everywhere.

>>22943335
Post portfolio

any other poor souls holding ssss calls?
i figured il hold til friday and maybe i can sell at a decent premium...

>>22943416
The absolute state of GMErs! Even denying objective reality now because they don't want to face the truth.
NO
REFUND

>>22943335
Not bad, I’ve definitely seen worse. Here’s my first month for comparison, still trying to find my stride don’t judge

>short leg on my arbitrage calendar expires
i love free money

>>22943401
I want to cum down her throat

>>22943435
Peter Thiel getting his back broken by some Mexican bear in a San Francisco hotel room

>>22943437
Up 0.59%.
I'll get there someday.

>>22943407
Discovering extreme OTM Options in a crab market. I have too weak of hands and want to immediately get out of them as soon as they go down.

>>22943458
Anon i-....

>>22943437
down 481 on ssss

>>22943456
why would I need a refund m80. I'm up over 100% in september lol.

what's today's nasdaq pattern called anons

>>22943478
and you're doing this your first WEEK?
that's like playing roulette when you don't understand the difference between balls and colors

>>22943499
An upside-down cup and handle.

>>22943342
>>22943456
Dude you aren't from smg. You're either trolling, a newfag, or you're a paid shill.
We've been repeating the same fucken shit for almost 2 weeks now.
Nobody has any fucken bags.
These are my "bags"
You'll get more traction on wallstreet bets if you wanna go shill there for a few dollars.

>>22943437
Not terrible

>>22943499
looks like Bart Simpson

>>22943416
Good idea to buy this dip?

>>22943189
>AMD
>not a meme stock
Pick one

tmrw should be green based on my TA

>>22943499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnXdGXfIOQM
looks like a bart to me

>>22943410
just make sure you have access to a body of water that has fish in it or you're ngmi

>>22943499
it looks like theta gang won again

>>22943437
+1.5%
see that food bull, I am legend

>>22943435
Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

>>22943499

>>22943373
Fuck MU with a passion, it's such a dogshit stock.
Not even on my watchlist

>>22943499
bart. stock markets is learning from crypto markets now.

>>22943499
Mt. Everest?

>>22943499
Bart simpson

>>22943439
Where? The market looked like it was bullish this morning and dropped close to EOD.

>sports teams i love let me down
>fuck up my investments
>gf is a bitch so I dump her
When do I just rope

>>22943519
The hardest dip is usually at 10 am fren

>>22943417
>>22943471
She only fucks big dicked chads with a SHLL cost average under $20

>>22943439
how much are you trading with

>>22943335
Same, how are some people so bad at this

>>22943499

>>22943519
buy ITM leap calls and sell short term calls against it while you wait for the pump

>>22943519
Buy afterhours now. Looks like it's around 10.06.
I don't know if it will go down further tomorrow, it is your risk.

>>22943279
>not selling during first pump and dump, then reinvesting back into PLTR, than doing it again after the 6 month lock up. Plebe tier

Sorry I was mostly gone today. What are we AAAAAAHHHHHing about right now?

>>22943437
I'm up 3%
BABA to the fucking moon
MSFT doing well

Both wildly exceeding my expectations

>>22943458
What did you do for this to happen?

>>22942793
buy 999 shares of wstl tomorrow for easy 15% gain. buying back for 1.48

>>22943573

>>22943437
>+.3%
I'M DOING IT MOM AND DAD!

>>22943456
Reality is that I’m sitting at over 100% gains in gme already. Why exactly should I sell now?

>>22943618
If your broker actually holds the shares than nothing happens though.

>>22943499
Open Rejection Reversal
>>22943541
SJM doing so well after cursing the world with their new logo makes me upset >:(

>>22943634
You absolute giga chad.
You got in at $5?

Anyone else bagholding pltr? Down 14% with these iron hands.

>>22943539
Yep, water is my number one priority.

>>22943437
0/0, SBE and tortoisememe dumbed on me

>>22943437
+1.4% glad im in not in stock

>>22943615
Went all in at the end of august and just had a terrible string of luck

>>22943086
Use Bollinger bands. Buy stocks when they are out the bottom.

>>22943659
Just DCA bro

>>22943511
Butthurt paid shill is butthurt. Who else but a paid shill could possibly want people to long GME in the current climate, with promises of 10x-100x gains, using exclusively disinfo? Especially with late shilling that results in anyone who falls for it to literally hold the bags so graciously showcased by the shill himself. Nothing less to be expected from the (((cohen))) crew I suppose.
In fact, the shill is so foreign to these parts, it isn't even aware of the existence of archives.

>>22943659
I don't give a fuck. I'll hold it for years. It's a drop in the bucket for me.

>>22943659
I bought 80 at 10.70, I'm in to deep now. Either press f or wish me luck.

>>22943659
Down 9%, im gonna hold till this bitch hits $12 then fuck off

What the fuck does this mean for SPI?

https://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/20/09/ac17725151/spi-energy-announces-pricing-of-16-0-million-registered-direct-offering

>today announced that it has entered into a securities purchase agreement with institutional investors for the issuance and sale of 2,964,000 shares of its common stock at a price of $5.40 per share, for aggregate gross proceeds of approximately $16.0 million, in a registered direct offering

SPI has been hovering between 7-9 the past few days so I'm wondering if I should buy now at around 6 and watch it pop back up or does this agreement literally mean that the stock is only worth 5.40?

>>22943505
I am not a very clever man. My first option went up $300 in 5 mins and I was hooked. Now I cannot stop chasing that thrill.

>>22943437
Mixed feelings. -1.18% today. Not very comfy at all, that dump at the end wrecked my shit. ""Analysts""" are blaming stimulus news but I don't see that argument. With you on PLTR, I want to wait a couple days and see how it shakes out and stabilizes before I buy in.

"AOC flagged ‘material risks’ to Palantir investors in letter to SEC"
Shit she tried to save us from these bags is she /ourguy/?

I don’t wanna use robin hood cus my ex gf works there, chase has a pretty good service. It’s free right?

>>22943659
nah, fuck this
I'm not touching this shit again

>>22943621
It’s okay anon, maybe she’ll let you dick blast her milk factories after you double your folio on NCLH

>>22943573
Good, even better

>>22943410
Do it in a cheap country like Romania or Georgia

>>22943690
>accuses someone of exactly what he's doing in the post
>he cries out as he strikes you

>>22943690

Fomo'd into GME like a retard and am now holding 1000 shares at 10.50

How do I diamondhand this shit? teach me bros

>>22943726
Also nearly 40% down on my entire portfolio since I started
All in stocks, no options
Hold me

>>22943710
it means they're diluting the shares because of the poomp. gtfo while you still can

>>22943774
based coomcat

>>22943778
literally just don't sell, retard

>>22943778
Just be apathetic to everything

>>22943778
How are your hands this weak?

>>22942793
>If your shit stock is crashing, check SPX before making a shitpost. It might not be your fault this time. - edition
nah UVXY is grinding my testes into a paste

>>22943437
+500 after losing -600 yesterday

>>22943760
Sounds nice, but I bleed burger and won't move anywhere else.
Also I saw sv3rige is moving to Romania, hope it works out for him.

>>22943778
How do I diamondhand this shit?
stop following it and come back in a week.
you'll thank us later

>>22943650
Somewhere between 4 and 5. Only regret is not going in much harder at that price.

>>22943785
I was at one point down 10%, but now am only down 1%.
Don't lose hope.

>>22943718
Ya strange day, I highly doubt index action was caused by news, it was big bois doing some mysterious shufflin' around
I'm confident in PLTR's success in the long term but have no idea what their valuation should/could be >_<

>>22943809
YO, ANGELO!

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQywZYoGB1g

>>22943833
Nah man, realistically he needs to look at it once or twice a day just in case. I don't want him missing out on the rare chance that shit squeezes early.

what is this theta gang website

>>22943437
>Didn't end up buying any PLTR, I will tho!
Lucky you, I bought the top

>>22943863
It's not a website

It's a cult ideology

And everybody's welcome

>VIXY AH
Tomorrow is going to be a fat dump, I can feel it.

damn gme tanking ah

>>22943807
>>22943809
>>22943810
>>22943833
I just feel like I lost a lot of confidence in GME after getting bogged that hard

And just like that, GME will never go below $10.10 again.

PLTR already going up

>>22943889
how good are these recommendations?

is it just me or are people basically using GME as a shitcoin
like the company is worthless

>>22943863
its on the smg discord

>>22943724
i like etrade (investing( and ameritrade (trading), both free

>>22943921
how does being guaranteed to beat the market sound?

should i get approved for options

>>22943721
no, she was just trying to rain on their parade since they dont hate white people

>>22943942
Do you want to lose money fast?

>>22943921
What if I told you, you could be paid for other traders making mistakes?

>>22943909
>$0.30 drop
>on a day the market is dumping after debates
>bogged
dude I don't think investing is for you

>>22943926
eh the stock is undervalued compared to upcoming console cycle.
That's the back up plan though, most of us are playing for the squeeze

>>22943942
I lost $800 last week on EOW calls just don't do EOW calls trust me

Rate portfolio

>>22943721
this fucking idiot cunt didn't do shit, what you mean is the (((justice democrats))) think it will get in the way of the browning of america
>also FUCK google how many fucking palm trees must i identify to please shekelberg

>>22943926
>enough operating capital to stay afloat for 1 year
>cycle of console launch
>disk versions in higher demand
>activist investor buys in
>shoves his goys into board of directors
>potential to be competitor against amazon
>5000+ fulfillment "hubs"
Yeah they're totally worthless, fucking idiot.

>>22943941
can I pm you with my name, dob, mothers maiden name, social and bank account info? You wouldn't do me wrong right anon?

>>22943443
If you inverse it, you can make it for me Anon.

>>22943990
Whoa

>>22943921
would you rather be the gambler or the house in the casino

Where's that anon that was talking to gamestop managers about insider info?

>>22943994
none of that is necessary to join theta gang fren, but i'll take it anyway for safekeeping

I had to work the graveyard shift, and just woke up, what happened in the last 12 hours?

>>22943544
Based event horizon poster

>>22944011
That's not how it works, faggot,

Imagine serving in public office for almost fifty years and you have less accomplishments than a career businessman who trolled his way into the White House.
Fucking astounding how the democrats begrudgingly picked JOE FUCKING BIDEN of all people as their nominee.
>CRSR in the green
Hell yeah.

>>22943921
Just do the exact opposite of what everybody says

>>22942826
because retarded bullshit has pumped to insane highs, and this seemed less retarded, which I assumed would pump appropriately

>>22943991
>>disk versions in higher demand
>>activist investor buys in
lmk when this happens

>>22944047
My ass got fucked HARD. A la "Daddys Discipline". Watch that film and you'll understand

>>22944043
you mean this?

>>22944103
uh try over a month ago bud

>>22943435
RED

>>22943435
Green because I bought at $9.53

>>22944140
ty

CCCL (not to be confused with CCL) may be chinapumped now in AH, or tomorrow PM. Nothing certain, but worth looking out for.

>>22943435
Sorry but I don't let my money touch garbage.

>>22943336
CDC restrictions on cruise ships setting sail got blocked by the White House. They expect to be resuming operations nov 1st instead of feb. 2021 now.

I'm voting for Trump.

I feel like buying calls/puts is straight up degenerate gambling.

>>22944168
They gonna “leak” your search history bro. Be careful.

>>22944177
Everyone in /smg/ that isn't short the market unironically has to vote for Trump or those 28% corp tax rates will make us see red.

>>22944187
buying weeklies is
LEAPs can be pretty solid

>>22944187
Only slightly more degenerate than actually buying stonks high off of hopium that they go up. Then again, that is why we are all here.

>>22944200
Pretty much.
If Biden wins I’m switching all my stocks to shitty green companies or just buying guns and ammo.

>>22944114
>bought at 2.98
When was GME ever that low

so are credit spreads basically free money?

>>22944200
>28% corp tax rates
Won’t happen, the neolibs will not allow it.

>>22944200
I'm voting for Biden because I want to destroy boomers and their 401ks.

>>22944175
milky milkers
Interesting, gotta imagine there will be a very slow acceptance back to normal cruise life. Even if americans are stupid.

>>22944177
fuck off

>>22944211
it seems like selling credit spreads on weeklys on OTM calls is a guaranteed premium return.

>>22944187
That is why you sell them instead

>>22944241
corona chan

>>22944241
Its 52wk low is around $2.50

Reminder that dividend stocks are your friend in these volatile times!

i just checked r*ddit just to see the front page, can't wait for blumpf to win and btfo them AGAIN

>>22944246
Credit spreads are profitable in the long run, but credit spreads on spy does not beat buy and hold spy; although the volatility is WAY lower so if you don't like huge fluctuations and/or you're older, credit spreads are the way to go.

They're also the best way to get gainz as a poorfag (<10k) too.

Holy fuck, fuck SSSS. How do I not be a big retard?

>>22944290
What have you got?

>>22943921
Just do Theta strategies on stocks that you would not mind owning or shorting the normal way.

Specific theta stock recommendations are usually by idiots who will lose their shirt when they write NKLA puts because of the high premium and then get fucked.
Just take normal stocks you know about and apply those strategies there
>>22944187
Depends on the strategy. A PMCC for example is not. Or a LEAP on solid stocks.

>>22943065
based

I bought WKHS and SSSS, what do i do with them? Go into Iron Hands mode? Or cut losses

>>22943778
hold until new consoles then dump at 15-20

>>22944314
I'm just looking at one for 10/2
>buy 341c
>sell 340c

$15 gained, max loss risk $85, 93.64% of expiring below breakeven price

Do you sell them before expiration if they're OTM or let them expire OTM?

What's the catch...

>>22944210
plus you can sell weeklies against your leaps for even more gains

>>22943139
Nope. Trade them all the time. Be careful about the inverse though. Most of the time the indexes look they are about to break down they pull a u-turn and resume melt up, leaving you scrambling to get out at break even or a loss.

>>22943065
I can hear him saying that word by word

10/10

>>22944363
so a PMCC is a long call spread

>>22944391
That's a pretty narrow wing, I personally like to make wide-wing spreads (something like a 50D/16D) so I have more "room" to abandon spread if it goes south against me. I like to write spreads 30 days out and close after 50% max profitability or 15DTE, whichever comes first.

>>22943139
>a sudden surge in dumping could fuck you over big time
diamond hands

>>22944408
how do you find the gem contracts that are OTM .01 then you wake up and they are $1 each

>>22944423
a pmcc is technically what's called a diagonal spread, or as I like to call them:

Spacetime spreads (calendars are called time spreads).

>>22944439
I just chose that one because it's very unlikely that SPY will get above either strike in two days.

>>22944423
Essentially you buy a LEAP ITM like 1 year out and then sell weekly or monthly covered calls against it. After that month/week you open another covered call on that LEAP.

It's like a debit diagonal call spread you keep on rolling and rolling one leg of. Kinda.

>>22944350

Mostly DIV.

I bought 1000 of T a few days ago hoping 28 was the bottom, and the price would only go up with 5G/HBO max. Or at the very least the price wouldn't drop and the dividend wouldn't get cut.

>>22943258
personally, i dont think it can go much lower. and the downside is much smaller than the upside. you might have to prepare to hold for at least a year or more, though

>>22943335
You'll fit in.

>>22944449
Lol you dont

>>22944339
Learn to cut your losses

when can I start selling puts on PLTR

Do we have new bread baking?

>>22943505
Lmao
Gonna steal that

Someone make a new thread, I’m done shitposting here.

>>22944527
True, I'm about to drop this and move on.

>>22944642
chill out, we don't make a new thread until we're on page 10

Can someone give me advice? I got like 1k to invest, but i don't know where to start? It's honestly hard finding the shills from earnest advice? I don't expect to get rich, but be honest with me anon. How likely is it for me to even try to double my initial investment?

I WANT A CRASH
I WANT CHEAPIES
WHENNN?

>>22944714
100% returns? Pretty fuckin unlikely

>>22944714
dont do it. you will lose money. lurk for months and then decide if you want to do it.

>>22944270
>>22944516
That’s my concern, I can either hold for a year or look for shorter term plays but a potential 3x of a folio in a year is enticing. It sounds retarded but desu I love the excitement of shorter more volatile plays, even if it’s not as lucrative, I’m a degenerate.

>WKHS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22944714
>double your investment
whats your timeframe

just buy a total market ETF like VTI and DCA into it. Dont look at it for 30yrs. Go outside and enjoy life.

>>22944714
SPY or QQQ

>>22944714
For you? Buy spy.

>>22943613
what the fuck was I thinking selling BABA?
And holding BILI?

>>22944512
>$10k dollars put into DIV in 2014 would now be 9800
I honestly do not understand why people who want safety do not just invest in SPY, but instead invest in stagnant and outright retarded stuff like KHC (DIV second biggest holding) because of its "dividend" despite its ever dumping share price.

I mean you do you but I don't get the point.

>>22943401
jesus you have the exact same taste in women as me, spoopy

>>22944754
i know that feel. I should have put all in on an index when i got back into the market in april

>>22944714
Wait until after the election. If Biden is president buy bear shares like UVXY or SQQQ. If Trump wins buy TQQQ/SPY/airline stocks and cruise lines because this mother fucker is gonna fly. You’ll double your money and then some.

Here’s the trick: sell after you’ve made a profit or prepare to learn a hard lesson in holding too long. Nothing stays golden forever. Get out when you’ve made a profit and don’t worry about the money you could’ve made if the stock keeps going up.

Don’t listen to these degenerate call and put buyers; options can wipe you out in no time.

>>22944804
>Wait until after the election.
Fortune favors the bold.

>>22944740
To clarify I don't mean invest 1k and expect to get back 2k. That's retarded even I managed to pull it off from what I understand.

>>22944772
>>22944780
>>22944781

As for time investment as long as it takes I guess. I doubt i'd ever be savvy enough to turn this into a leaving and I sure as hell don't have enough money for it yet.

>>22943435
BEVERELY
HILLS
CON
MEN

>>22942873
>Those are people who make six figures salaries
>Don't even fucking know how to open a brokerage app and hit "sell shares"

fuck retards

>>22944269
Same here can't wait till my parents are financially ruined

>>22944828
The smart money is waiting for the election. I am not smart and therefore did not wait for the election.

I held TVIX long after it went up to $1000 a share and should’ve sold. Don’t be like me. I’m bagholding all sorts of shit right now and I have a baby about to be born.

>>22944804
>If Biden is president buy bear shares like UVXY or SQQQ
literally buying the news

>>22944714
Assuming you want to learn about trading:
1k is not much and your start into learning about investments and money.
That means your focus should, for now, be on learning the basics. What makes a stock price, what are signs a company is doing well or badly, what style of investing do you like.

We all started out the same way ,so I'm gonna recommend you to just buy 1k dollars worth of shares of
A: 2 Companies you know like AAPL, AMD, AMZN or MSFT
B: An Index ETF Like QQQ or SPY

Both investments will make you check your portfolio daily, learn market times and market lingo. You will gain experience and make terrible blunders to reflect on. Then you can expand from there.

Assuming you want to invest and forget about it for 10 years:
Just buy SPY when you have money left and never sell. The end.

>>22944873
There’s a long way to fall. Keep trying to time the market. You’ll never win.

>>22944791
Good taste fren

>>22944794
I didn’t start learning about investing until like July, I’m bummed I missed profiting off the crash but better late than never

Do you guys think Biden's election has already been priced in?

>>22944783
I was writing two deep ITM 285 puts for 10/16 two weeks ago. I should have gone balls to the wall 300.

>>22944905
god i'd die to hit that

>>22944872
Get off 4chan ya boomer. You'd be doing yourself a favor.

>>22944923
how would you be able to hit it if you are dead? I'll hit it in your honor as you watch from the heavens

Anons, I gotta level with you for a second.

I do not respect women.

>>22944923
Unironically just get /fit/ for a year and say you want a qt sugar baby to play animal crossing with on your tinder bio and it’ll happen

>>22944923
That lady doesn't even have a body worth dying for. Man, when did becoming not fat just mean they're suddenly hot? Her face looks pleasant through from what we can see.

>>22944966
lol that's the stupid way, make money buy whores much easier

>>22944955
>>22944966
Checked & Checked

I've got the ol' ball and chain already. Not smashing 10/10 QT's for me

>>22943410
you can get pretty cheap land up north in canada, like 10k an acre in some parts. build a shipping container home and you can add onto it if its feeling small, also can place a shipping container on your land and airbnb it to people who wanna travel to buttfuck nowhere.

>>22944965
No one does, you're just not supposed to say it out loud and in public.

>>22944978
I need to fucking coom anon ok????

>>22945015
here you go lazy butts
>>22945015
>>22945015
>>22945015

>>22944985
Yeah but it’s way more fun looking like brad pitt and having a cutie authentically gush over you. I’m a big fan of authentic attraction that you don’t get with hookers.

>>22943642
wdym? they are in my account and im the owner of the account, so the shares don't belong to me?
the reason they r doing this is to get # of share holders down to 300 so they can go private.

>>22943856
he can just set a high sell limit good for a month

>>22944905
Is it just me, or is the house way nicer than the thot blocking my view?

>>22945004
What the fuck part of canada do you live in where a shipping container is a viable place to live.
Can you imagine trying to insulate one of those cunts for -35

>>22944804
Eho are the best cruise lines to make it?

>>22944787
Yeah most dividend payers are value traps.

>>22944512
I think T pays out more in dividends than they earn.

>>22945516
their payout ratio seems pretty good, actually

https://www.marketbeat.com/stocks/NYSE/T/dividend/