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The title sums it up?

How?

>> No.22939269

>google.co.in
>अमीर जल्दी कैसे पाएं?
>???
>profit

>> No.22939279

first you have to get some money then you have to flip it, then stack it, and then reinvest.

>> No.22939306

>>22939237
Kneepads and a lotta cum in my mouth. Then I lost maybe 10% on crypto scams so I upgraded to bleaching my anus then became a millionaire. Thailand is a great place to get good paying clients.

>> No.22939324

sold drugs and went all in link summer of 2018, you can do the math ;)

>> No.22939378

>>22939237
>graduate with an econ degree
>wageslave at a shitty bank for four years
>convince Goldman Sachs to hire me with a 40% raise, wageslave for another year
>convince silicon valley company to hire me with a 100% raise, wageslave for another two years
>also bought bitcoin when it was $1k
I wouldn't say I'm rich but I'm a hell of a lot richer than I was seven years ago

>> No.22939839

>>22939279
Thank you genius

>> No.22939851

>>22939378

That sounds insanely lucky.

>> No.22940210

>>22939851

I´d say a dick to earn 50 dollers per day. is there any way to do it online?

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>>22939237

Maxed out my credit cards betting on Trump winning the 2016 election. Always vote for Trump.

>> No.22940508

>>22940265
lol, you're about to learn an expensive lesson

>> No.22940541

>>22939237
>leetcode
>$135k/yr as new grad
>dump it into a condo in a gentrifying area and crypto while living like a dog

>> No.22941149

>>22940541

If you earn 135k/y you are already filthy rich

>> No.22941206

>>22941149
Not when you’re financially responsible for a mentally impaired adult sibling for life you aren’t

>> No.22941468

>>22941206

That fucking SUCKS, but if you werent, you would be filthy rich.

>> No.22941591

abused a function on a cryptocurrency exchange, went from 2k to 100k 6 hours this summer

was VERY exciting, I had hand towels in front of my and had to dry my palm every 5 minutes like the esport pros do at tournaments kek

>> No.22941666

>>22941591

Lacks credibility.

>> No.22941890

>>22941666

aight dude, not going to name the exchange or how i have abused it, talked to the CEO on twitter, he was chill about it, how someone was gonna find out eventually etc

i am not going to name them

feel free not to believe me, i have nothing to gain from convincing u, just shared as i think it was cool that i found it before anyone else, still feels surreal desu, even more so considering that i managed to keep it, stopped leverage trading at 100k (i also went from 100 USD to 2k, did it with DOGE thanks to Elon kek)

without the 100 to 2k the 50x i gained that day would have only bringed me to 5k

>> No.22941955

https://www.strawpoll.me/20026511

>> No.22941995

>>22939237
invested $50k into CAP in 2020
cashed out $5M in 2021

it was that easy

>>22937491
>>22937491

>> No.22942039

RANK GOOGLE SITES in 2007-2011 -> BITCOIN in 2009 -> ETHEREUM in 2014 -> BULLRUN IN 2017 -> .... 2020 ????

>> No.22942123

>>22939237
inherited 10M

>> No.22942340

>>22942123

So what I am seeing so far.....is that everybody got filthy rich by pure RNG

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>>22939237
so heres the thing, ive combined jelqing and nofap and the results are unbelievable

my test and virility has shot up drastically, the results in the gym speaks for itself alone, not even taking into account how i feel on a normal day to day basis, and my dick gains? the length, the girth, the vascularity... its absurd the gains ive gotten, stop being a betafag and start nofap+jelq, itll quite literally SAVE your life!

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22943791

Well I was doing pretty good until I found /biz/ bow I’ve lost about75% of my portfolio and I’d say I’m still doing better than most of /biz/. Maybe if I follow sound advice I can lose the remaining 25% by the end of the year. I’ve mainly been able to achieve such losses by using the time tested strategy of buying high and selling low. Stick around you’ll find that is our preferred method of trading: