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first they boom and then they cook

haha

nuuh

>>22908924
>first they boom and then they cook

what

>>22908729

They are fucking annoying, if you are a young dude they will loudly say in an open plan office you should ask out x female employee like HR wont destroy you

>>22909033
And then they COOM***

Guess I've been outed as a phoneposter fag now.

>>22909108
Yeah I've noticed a few of them do that. I think they just want to coom vicariously through you.

>>22908959
“Just fucking nuuhs” holy shit hahahaha.

>>22908729
This one has hit close to home. I'm a dude but this boomer coomer at work kept constantly asking me if I wanted to join him at the nearby pool before work, or if I liked swimming to lead into asking me to join him at the pool. He used to ask at least 2-3 times a week. He had a massive coomer face and I'm sure he would sniff chairs when you left the office

>>22908729
not gonna lie. this is literally going to be me in the future.

They are always trying to flirt with stank ass cleaning ladies

I have wet dreams about thebhousing market exploding in flames and buying these assholes homes at a discount while they are upsidedown from refinancing at the top to "get lower rates"

>>22908729
Imagine in like 10 years when these dudes are still there.

>the only way to escape boomers is to move to another country

>>22909286
I've met a lot of boomer coomers but never a gay one, please keep studying this specimen for science.

>>22909312
Are they even latinas with fat asses? Or are they cooming over methed out trailer trash?

>>22909183
Honestly probably just some weird boomer thing where they "heard" that zoomers and millennials "aren't getting laid" so he thinks he's gonna "help you out", except offices don't work like they did in the 1980s and I'd prefer to keep my job than ask out fatty Ann from Pennsylvania.

I actually had a boss who was kind of like this- fat, old looking, bald. But then it turned out he was only 36. It was really weird, he looked like total shit so I thought he was like 56

>>22909306
>anon knows his destiny

>>22908729
Yeah it's fucking Ann. Some retarded 60 year old trying to "guy talk" about an average woman that we see once a week. Fucking pathetic. I love shutting them down.

>>22909342
We all do fren

>>22909363
Methed out trash

>>22909346
You bring up a good point. Do the people 10 years behind them just inherit their mannerisms and beliefs? Will there always be a perpetual supply of new Coomers from the previous generations to replace the ones who retire? Will we have Millenial Coomers in 20 years? Is there any way to stop fat, old men from constantly trying to coom?

>>22909363
We got rid of him and i'm pretty happy that we did. Dude was two steps off trying to rub my calves

haha yes last week had this new boomer guy who i had help me out for a few hours and show him around, he seemed alright but was typical boomer coomer, i remember him telling me dirty jokes and trying to show me some videos on his phone. Anyway I was asking where he was a few days ago and turns out he got fired for sexual harassment, apparently he had been pestering one of the young cafeteria girls and tried telling her a dirty joke or something and she reported him.

>>22909460
Millennials and zoomers will be replaced by robots and pajeets. Boomers will keep working until they die, even if they technically can retire. Gen X is already basically dead.

>>22909460
Perpetual supply for sure, I think it's ones who felt like they never fully lived up to their youth / got married too early etc.

>>22909368
nope hes right

they want you to bang her so you'll come back to work and tell them about the sex

>>22908729
A lot of these guys are married, but they try to impress you by talking about random sluts they banged in college. They get tons of spyware and viruses on their work PC's from clicking the coomer popups too.

>>22909513
A glorious decline

>>22909578
It's always the 1970s in their heads.

>>22909578
I used to work with some ex-Navy submariner boomers, they would brag about all the women they banged while in port. Another guy revealed to me they were universally speaking of prostitutes, and they just couldn't say that because on the off-chance it got back to the wrong person it could mess with their service record/benefits.

They were always cooming over the details of having sex with poor women in Asian countries 20-30 years ago who would have sex with anybody who paid up.

>>22909513
>Gen X is already basically dead.
lol what?

>>22909787
Memes about suicide. But also the birthrates from 1965-1980 put gen x as the smallest native born generation after WWII, but numerically there are as many Xers as there are millennials. However this is mostly because of the sheer number of pajeets who are gen xers.

>>22909783
>fucking prostitutes could rob you of your pension if you mention it 30 years later

We live in a shitty time. This is a shitty society.

>>22909883
Don't do the coom crime and you won't do the time

My boomer boss called my personal cell once and as I answered it I hear "COME ON PICK UP THE GODDAMN PHONE". Right after I had hit the answer button. I just kind of sat there in silence until he said "uuhhh.....hello, anon?"

>>22909513
gen x unironically will be powered by VRA

>>22909783
I'm an ex-Navy submariner millenial who didn't get to stop in ports to bang prostitutes

>>22911799
It used to be discouraged with rules that had no teeth, and nobody cared to enforce. Or even actively disregarded in the interests of morale.

Starting in the mid-2000's they cracked down and made a new policy that anyone caught engaging in prostitution could be imprisoned and/or dishonorably discharged.

>>22909783
>They were always cooming over the details of having sex with poor women in Asian countries
So like half this board

>>22909513
>Gen X is already basically dead. . .

*inside. FTFY

T. Gen X.