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>tfw you thought Andre Cronje seemed like a good looking dude based on the only picture you always see of him

>tfw he in reality looks like he doesn't sleep his full 8 hours

>> No.22907945

Dude looks fat as fuck. He angle frauded hard on his most popular pic so it looked like he had a chad tier lower third.

>> No.22907957

>>22907896
This man sucked my girlfriend's penis.

>> No.22907962

>>22907945
YKWIFM? Feel like I got honey dicked hard no homo

>> No.22907972

>>22907896
looks like a druggie version of sergay desu

>> No.22908000

>>22907896
GENETICALLY

>> No.22908013

>>22907972
Andre Chronic

>> No.22908034

Andre Crohn's

>> No.22908038

>>22907896
That's what Slav genes get you. You either look like a Chad vampire or >>22907945 and tired as fuck

>> No.22908040

They've been injecting him with Genetic Plaid and he is slowly turning in to Sergey.
In 5 years time everyone in crypto will look exactly like Sergey. They will say it's to "decentralize the Nazarov" but it will actually be so that Sergey will have a lot of body doubles in case of assassination contracts.

>> No.22908060
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>>22908040
>Deploy ze contract

>> No.22908122

I would not give him spare change if I saw him panhandling in the subway.

He looks diseased.

>> No.22908141

>>22907896
e-even his photo was a scam?

>> No.22908144

>>22907896
Holy shit I just sold all my YFI

>> No.22908148

is that sargon?

>> No.22908280

>>22908141
This comment is funny. Hahaha. Thank you fren.

>> No.22908342

>>22908013
Kek

>> No.22908521
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>>22907896
JUST

>> No.22908542

>>22908060
who is making all these memes?

>> No.22908543

>>22907896
DeFi really gets to you.

>> No.22908569

>>22908034
>>22908521
Lost twice kek

>> No.22908616

>>22907896
Looks like a pathetic simp. Bet he eats shit everyday.

>> No.22909098

>>22908144
>He's still holding YFI after the blowoff top
>NGMI

>> No.22909172
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>>22908141

>> No.22909207

>>22907896
He looks possessed by Lucifer or some other infernal creature. Imagine actually selling your soul for wealth

>> No.22909227

>>22907896
holy shit he looks absolutely fucked mate

>> No.22909274

Andre just rug pulled his looks

>> No.22909305

>>22907896
delete this shit right meow

>> No.22909396
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22909396

Its fake. It just has to be. PLEASE TELL ME ITS FAKE ANON.

>> No.22909421

it's over

>> No.22909518
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sleepiest dev

>> No.22909582

>>22907896
Is this why he didn't show his face at smartcon?

>> No.22909640

>>22907896
What a fucking munter no wonder he only has 1 photo

>> No.22909680

>>22908542
that’s years old

>> No.22909720

>>22907896
What do you mean even if that “good” pic he looks like a total scumbag. Biz is so god damn gullible it’s hilarious.

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>> No.22909762

>>22909396
Yeah no he grew a beard and became fatter

>> No.22909782

>>22909720
Kek true

>> No.22909804

>>22907896
Someone needs to tell him to put the pipe down. Looks like he hasn't slept in months, feeling sorry for him now.

>> No.22909827

>>22909804
he needs to get leaner and shave his beard

>> No.22910013
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>>22909827
Like this?

>> No.22910043

https://twitter.com/DAmfZ9n9Nz7dDUW/status/1310910082704695296

>> No.22910061
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>>22909396
>>22909762
The next step.

>> No.22910088

Apparently some Turkish buy 10 days ago anticipated that Andre would scam people soon. Really makes me think

>> No.22910459

hahahahaha this is too good

>> No.22910855

>>22907896
This this the face of a man who watches too much anime, eats his own cum, and scams people to "prove a point"

Shame on you Andre. Go sleep in a ditch you dirty Slav

>> No.22910895

i just found this video where andre starts talking and the other guy doesnt understand anything and starts getting gradually more bored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKz2mEP1hfc

>> No.22910951

very subtle fantom fud, nice

>> No.22910954

Him not using cam @ smartcon makes sense now

>> No.22911057

>>22910954
I was just thinking this

>> No.22911096

Is this just a shop/lookalike or is it really him? If so, holllllllllly shiiiiiiiiiiit.

>> No.22911116

>>22910895
What happened to cryptocurve? oh yeah went to 0, same fate as YFI soon

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>> No.22911260

>>22909762
The beard and weight gain are only part of the problem. Look at his fucking eyes!!

>> No.22911358

>>22911260
he's justed

>> No.22911378

Are the other etokens also fucked? Do they share contract or something?

>> No.22911400

>>22907896
why is he wearing a female to male hoodie instead of an ARPA hoodie?

>> No.22911484

>>22910895
rofl

actually quite the opposite. The other guy realises that he is a brainlet, a nobody and he ll never be a genius like Andre.

Then he has a panic attack, see 1m05s.

>> No.22912259

“I'm a lab accident away from becoming a super villain.... that lab accident really needs to show up sometime soon now...” Andre Cronje