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Fuck jannies

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>You haul ass down the corridor
>You can barely see, but you can feel the undead following close behind
>Your chest hurts and legs are weak from the poisonous arrow you took earlier
>Your vision is blurry but you still manage to run towards the pale blue light in front of you
>You pray that it’s moonlight - praying you found the exit to this maze
>The undead no longer seem close behind
>Perhaps they are bound to this dungeon, or maybe they are scared of the moonlight
>You can feel the cold air and it is indeed the exit you have been searching for
>The party clears the corridor and finally reached the clearing above
>Where you are greeted by a massive undead dragon with red claws

>ROLL INITIATIVE

>>22904663
Imagine doing it for free

>Links for Bulls
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>22904658
toot toot

>>22904658
She is practicing for blowing on my dick.

>>22904664
Rolling

>>22904658
Someone explain how both VIX and other stock futures can be green at the same time

>>22904664
huh?

Fact: I am smarter than you and I declare the market fucking CRASHES tomorrow

SELL SELL SELL
RED RED RED
CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS

>>22904694
vix measures volatility. stocks going up is also a sign of volatility

US Tech futures still pumping and the chart still looks good

>>22904694
VIX isn't anti-index, it's just volatility.
You can go up in a volatile way.

FUCK JANNIES
also, desu

>>22904694
Because it’s late this happened earlier the VIX ticked up the exact same amount while everything pulled back then pumped again

>>22904664
rolling! Have at you, foul beast!

>>22904712
Amazing how much good choosing a Supreme Court justice can do.

>>22904705
>>22904717
So instead of going up slowly, we're going to open 5% up and the Dow will be up 1000 points EOD?

Will Nasdaq hit 11800 today?

Isn’t VIX puts bought on futures contracts?

Here's the thing about us BOBO's. We don't cum often, we cum hard and when you least expect it.

Friday is the last day for stimulus hopes. House & Nancy better come up with something. Come Friday, no stimulus= Bloody October.

>>22904758
Pelosi won’t sign shit before the election dude

>>22904731
It doesn't mean more up or more down, just more volatility.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/v/volatility.asp

>>22904664
Go fish

>>22904758
>when you least expect it
>Friday
So smug.

>>22904798
>the dragon eats your face

>>22904757
No. Read:
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/v/vix.asp

This is the song I listen to, to get pumped for the next GME trading day. I'm gonna make it, will you?
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=2YLoJ9ItSj0&feature=share

>>22904757
>>22904757
9000

So will stocks go up or down next month?

>>22904770
Why is this on Pelosi? HEROS was signed. Senate hasn't pass anything.

What is a good percentage to keep as cash rather than in stocks cause of all the ptential rockiness the market may experience in the next few months?

http://www.strawpoll.me/21018147

>>22904847
The bill contains insane poisonous pills

>>22904841
Yes, or maybe sideways.

>>22904758
>Friday is the last day for stimulus hopes
Is this true? Any of yall know?

Lads is it time to buy PLL or are they capped to 50?

>>22904658
FUCK JANNIES

>>22904859
That's where negotiations come in. All bills come with porks.

>>22904827
I have not heard the name Yanni in some years.

>>22904664
Gimme that 99

You think ibio will ever do anything?

Or should I just drop it and buy 230 gme?

>>22904878
Time to reinvest your mind to him, and enjoy giga-gains.

why is no one shilling Unity? pumped hard since IPO

How many stock's/etf's should you invest in at most, to maximize gains?

http://www.strawpoll.me/21018186

Threadly reminder: WKHS 50 EOW

>>22904928
Not profitable.

>>22904928
Look at financials and look at how much they pumped the intial valuation. It was originally supposed to ipo in the $30 range which imo was still too high considering financials.

>>22904934
WKHS 5 EOW*

>>22904930
4-6 is around the sweet spot, I think. Although if we're talking strictly ETFs you can drop that down to two or even all-in one if it's an index.

>>22904847
Senate is in session next week. They have to pass it next week or wait until Mid-November according to the Congressional calendar.

If it doesn't pass next week, markets are going to turn into Disney Land for Bobo's.

Yo you think i should sell my ibio at a loss and dump 2.3k more int gme?

>>22904841
stocks only go up long term

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUTURES

Are traps gay?

http://www.strawpoll.me/21018192

>>22904900
>Down 20%
Do you know for an absolute certainty you can make up that 20% on a different position using that cash?

If you are not "I would bet my mother's life on it"-tier sure, then no, because you haven't actually lost any fucking money until you sell you dingus.

>>22904930
i love you strawpoll anon

what should i do before the markets open?

>>22905025
Eat a healthy breakfast, maybe go to the gym as well?

>>22905025
smoke a bowl and jerk it

>>22905025
Have breakfast

>>22904930
I have positions in 9 but I really want to trim it down to 5 or even less. I think there's way more opportunity to make money if you learn a few stocks inside and out rather than buying a bunch of crap you can't really keep up with and just sort of hope trends upwards. If you're going to hedge your bets by diversifying, you'd be better off just finding a couple ETFs you like imo.

I'm stuck bagholding some crap that I bought at the peak during last month, and I don't want to sell at a loss so I'm just hanging on to them while I figure out the best stocks I want to pursue.

>>22904813
This is what I originally thought is what investopedia says but some rested tried telling me it was on how many put options were bought.

Coomcat I'm channeling your energy!!! Push GME to $11 tomorrow!!! I sacrifice a fat baggie and some disgusting gook in hopes you bless us!!!