/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22891067
MFA BITCHES

HHHNNNGGG GME I'M BEING SQUEEZED HHHNNNGGG SQUEEZE ME HARDER

BA and WKHS need to start flying!

GME shorters trying to keep GME under $10.
GIVE GME YOUR ENERGY ANONS.

White power hour.

SQQQ BROS...

NVDA

>>22891104
Cars don't fly you silly goose.

EOD dump incoming.

PLL didn't dump today so can we expect it to pump tomorrow too?

Can anyone explain why debit spreads with a stock price past the spread's break even can still be extremely negative in total returns?

Is the demand for the short leg just abnormally high or something like that?

Ah.. my bowl america, oh God no

>>22891131
Shut up no it's not

>>22891067
Warning GME Chads, huge shorter counterattack coming this week
>looks like S3 Partners’ managing director is writing a GameStop related research report that will be out tomorrow morning:
https://twitter.com/ihors3/status/1310622030069411840?s=21

>>22891067
Anyone else fasting for Yom Kippur today?

I'm thinking AMBO is the power hour play. Probably pump 20% or so

A GAMESTOP JUST FLEW INTO MY ASS

SOUR HOUR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22891167
Look closely hombre. Better catch those cheapies

short dicks

BA lifting off

>>22891171
Muh threshold list.

MY TESLA PUTS
THE FUCKING CHART ANALYSIS ALL LEADS TO IT CRASHING TODAY WHY THE FUCK IS IT GOING UP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GUYS LOOK AT FLUX WTF
LMAO AT THE GOY SHILLING FLUX EARLIER

>KNDI
im bagholding this but i bought puts. fuck china

>>22891217
you talk like a fag on stocktwits, peak cringe

>>22891243
You too :)

When is Trump talking? It's already an hour past 2.

hey thread what are your thoughts on XFYI token? very excited by the growth, demand and functionality XCredit Finance is bringing onto entire field. But also curious to hear your opinion and whether you buy XFYI

>>22891233
>listening to meme lines

>>22891234
this is why you should only take advice from CBAT fren rather than the jew anons who shill garbage

>>22891171
"oy vey"
I'm not buying that for a fucken second
Go away bobo

>>22891258
3:30 EST

>>22891234
I made 20% off of FLUX, your fault for being retarded (again!)

FUCK I WANTED TO BUY GALT ON FRIDAY BUT DIDNT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22891233
What kind of shit lines did you draw, it shows bullish continuation look at the divergence with momentum indicators.

>>22891109
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22891100
well i like boomer stocks

MSFT limp dicked today.

Thoughts on MLPA ETF?

Gimme a sub $10 stock to long for a year.

>>22891322
CLF apparently

>>22891289
ZOOM OUT FAGGOT

>>22891317
as usual since i bought it...

>>22891318
going to a screener and then sorting on biggest yield is a recipe for trouble fren

>>22891337
>unironically using TA for forecasting long-term movement
Looking at daily, what the fuck are you looking at?

>>22891307
Buy JJSF and TR

CHECKED
>>22891111

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>22891322
I put one on VNOM.

>This is it guys, the economy is doomed!

>>22891394
fuck off boomer

>>22891171
Not sure your intention here, he’s suggesting there was no naked shorting

>>22891171
This has easily gotta be one of the most manipulated stocks this year

>>22891322
GameSto- oh wait, that one is never going under $10 again

>>22891394
fake news

somewhere..pendy is smiling

>>22891383
good idea, could use some food stocks

>>22891366
why would anyone look at the daily chart? the daily chart is for retards

>>22891394
Thanks pal! I went all in on dividends and now I have enough for a Happy meal at the end of the year!!! But it's okay, because of compounding I'll end up being able to buy THREE happy meals next year with my divvies!!!

>>22891421
Pendy is still down

>>22891431
That's what I assumed you were doing because clearly you're retarded.

>>22891334
>CLF

Get your CRSR while it's sub $20!

>>22891394
No seriously, even if dividends are objectively less profitable than growth stocks, should I start going all in on dividends if I am paranoid of a bubble pop (I'm assuming dividend stocks are less volatile than growth stocks, and the dividends will still be rewarding during the downtimes while the growth stocks will be soul sucking)

Are SPCEchads, dare I say it, taking off?

>>22891301
\o/

>>22891109
>>22891301
\o/

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooh

GME is going bankrupt, SELL your shares while you are ahead! Anyone who buys in now will end up bagholding so sell now!

THIS SHIT IS GOING DOWN TO $5 AND THEN $0 IN 2 YEARS. Don't listen to GME shills and their blatant lies.

please sell your shares

Hows it feel knowing many asshole shorters who are trying to manipulate the markets will finally kill themselves when GME finally squeezes.

>>22891109
>>22891301

>>22891171
Sent earlier today, market reacted with the same cup and handle on GME as every day.
If this was going to cause a dump wouldn't it have happened?

Hey bros what's the Chink pump n dump play for tomorrow morning?

>>22891394
>market crash wipes out 10 years worth of divvies in a single month
>never recovers while the rest of the market does
Dividends are your enemy.

Who here want to die bc of waging? Im so bored and cant motivate myself to work. I want to die i want to die i want to die

>>22891498
Yes, brother. We are going to SPACE

>>22891522
That image literally shows a bear getting burned and going anhero because of a short squeeze

i fell for the clf meme

Buy LAC puts
>oh but Tesla just made a deal with PLL to buy their lithium
PLL is not LAC. Irrationally dragged up on the coattails

>>22891432
>>22891410

You're greatly underestimating the power of compound interest.

>>22891492
Don't go all in. Have some dividend stocks that you believe will exist 50 years from now. For example, TD bank.

just bought some cheep sqqq

>>22891522

>FOMO'd on CREG and it's been plummeting ever since
Can't even dump it otherwise I'll get tagged as a pattern day trader, this is what I get for gambling on bots

>>22891558
>literally too dumb to read
It says he killed himself because VW went under and he bet long.
>the absolute state of GMErs

>>22891551
Based

>>22891522
>please sell your shares
Real CHADS don't ask for things from others... they certainly don't beg.

Virgin beta shorter detected.

>>22891582
bro this is why i was waiting until afterhours

>>22891522
That was a result of the VW short squeeze. The Bears got fucked and the bulls won.
We are the bulls dumbass.

>>22891553
take the live-with-parents pill.

i hope you bought CRSR bros.. 30 EOW

>>22891553
We don't' wage here because we not poor fags.
Can you stop posting and get back to work, we need to keep the economy, thanks, slave.

Everyhting is so green...

I got a nice 10%+ profit today...

Is this a bull trap? Are we really at the bottom? Should i secure my gainz?

>>22891111
Lol so close out today and buy in the inevitable dump? Unless most shorts close during dump which i suspect what that lilely hit piece is intended for due to the deadline for shorts

>>22891587
>made wrongway bets on skyrocketing vw shares
>checks date
no my friend, it is you who are retarded

>>22891631
Nobody knows honestly.

>>22891551
You realize every good company pays dividends right. You don’t have to chase high yields to appreciate the free money.

who are the most delusional posters in these threads and why is it the GME fags

>>22891664
there was some idiot still holding SPI earlier

>>22891556
vroom vroom

How cunty is it to sell an options contract and then buy it back for $1?

>>22891587
The VW drop due to the merger happened well after the infinity squeeze.

>>22891067
Any guess for SHLL eow? I bought the top :(

>>22891587
>Also in 2008 Merckle had made a speculative investment based on his belief that Volkswagen shares would fall; however, in October 2008, Porsche SE's support of Volkswagen sent shares on the Xetra dax from €210.85 to over €1000 in less than two days (a short squeeze), resulting in losses of a low three-digit million in euros.

>>22891468
This doesn't work and it's really annoying.

Thanks SPCE and PLUG. Liquidated my holdings in both and can’t wait to re-enter on a red day

>>22891661
>oh no I got BTFO
>better backpedal and pretend buying MSFT for the growth means MSFT is a dividend stock!
>d-divdends are your f-friends right?

>>22891067
Buying aapl at the split fucked my portfolio. Fuck this god damn jew trickery

>>22891661
"Free Money"
Value of the company paid back to the investor in cash instead of appreciation of the share price.

He is still right though, the majority of good companies pay some type of divvie between 0.7-2%. However, who cares about that, especially of the company in question dumps and can't recover cus a large portion of bagholders were only holding for the "free money"

>>22891522
>that rich
>still trying to gamble for more

Lile seriously wtf. If i had 98 million i sure as heck wouldn't be doing that or even have more than a million in stocks for that matter.

>>22891664
Probably you with your puts you faggot bear

>>22891233
With delivery news on the way guaranteeing at least a stable price? I sold a 405p this morning did you buy it?

>>22891690
You will be more than fine. Hold. The ticker hasnt even changed yet, you are still in a good position

>>22891432
I priced my retirement at $30/hr full time, so for every $30 annually I receive in dividends and capital gains distributions, that is one hour of future work i'll never have to do...every year for the rest of my life. There are 2,080 work hours in the year. Last year I received ~$21K in passive income. That is 700/2080 hours I can write off. Every year my dividends increase on their own without any added capital about 7%-12% per year. Without adding another dime other than reinvested dividends, I'll reach that goal of $62,400 in passive income in approximately 11 years. The last two years I've also begun increasing my dividends annually about $1200/ year with new capital.

first you're receiving monthly happy meals then the next thing you know you're mortgage is paid for the year, every year in perpetuity. that is a very nice feeling

i'm not saying this is the only way or the best way, but this is the investment strategy for my future goals

>>22891569
I understand compound interest, but back dated tests show that growth stocks always out perform divvies. sorry gramps.

>>22891498
I bought this meme at $15 a while ago.

I'll buy some more tomorrow when everything is red.

>>22891712
same, if it pumps up again after the new Iphone release Im getting out of this meme stock

>>22891698
Literally wasn’t me who posted this >>22891394 you fucking retard.

>>22891698
Explain KO. People have been taking in increasing KO divvies for 30+ years. Divvy stocks are great and a sub 5 figure portfolio fag such as yourself can’t change that

>>22891678
You do know they dont actually go to space right? It's a high altitude amusement park ride lol.

>>22891698
honestly MSFT at some point had higher div yields than some fucking REITs

why people bother to chase stagnant dividend stocks like most REITs i will never understand

>>22891692
>>22891687
>>22891644
Thanks for the (You)s kind strangers

>>22891582
>CREG
not saying it'll happen this way again, but with SUNW and CBAT there was a mini pump during normal trading and then they really took off in extended hours.

FUCK YOU GME

STAY ABOVE $10 THIS TIME

>>22891757
>people have managed to get *GASP* a 0.1% return! THAT'S SOOO THE GREATEST
>nevermind the fact KO dropped 50% in the crash and hasn't recovered
>nevermind the fact SPY destroys all KO gains over a decade in just one year

>>22891569
>TD bank
Invest in a bank. Jesus, you are clutching at straws tonight.

Kindly /r-ing dividend anons's monthy/weekly dividend stock calendar.

>>22891766
That's why you lift weights and look like a chad.
What's the point of being wealthy if you still look like shit.
Power
to
the
Player
Live by the code.

>>22891492
don't go all in divvies. depending on your age especially. if you're young, buy up some GOOG, AMZN FB too. but also have a decent part of your portfolio in dividends growth stocks (think SBUX, LOW, AAPL, MSFT, O, JPM, JNJ, NEE, PG, V etc - focus more on divvy growth than yield at this time). let time work for you for both capital appreciation and dividend growth. Then when you're older, you can start funneling the dividend payments away from DRIPing into the same company and put it into safe higher yield stocks that won't offer much in growth but will have steady payments year in and year out.

>>22891727
I bought a hedge but lower than yours. Kek I may use tesla to make money but i have no faith in the stocks pricing so i need to protect myself from it doing an $80+ price swing downwards.

getting real tired of GME constantly going back and forth $9 and $10 just go up FUCK

>>22891758
kek, nope didn't know that and frankly I don't care that much as long as the stonk price goes to the moon

Do I hold WKHS or will this shit drop 20% in a day again?

Trump soon

Should I buy tsla? Three years seems like a long time to wait for a large price movement.

>>22891827
>AAPL, MSFT,
AAPL, MSFT,
These are growth stocks, they are not Divvies growth stocks. THEY ARE LITERALLY TECH GROWTH STOCKS NIGGER.

>>22891432
better off getting a mcchicken and then use the app to get $1 large fries

Reminder. SRNE's price target is $21.

Currently, it's at $10.20.

Get in now.

>>22891878
Yes, become a bag holder.

>>22891796
>people have managed to get *GASP* a 0.1% return! THAT'S SOOO THE GREATEST
Where are you getting that number it’s about 40 times too low?
> nevermind the fact KO dropped 50% in the crash and hasn't recovered
KO is $3 higher than it was this time last year despite of the March dip
> nevermind the fact SPY destroys all KO gains over a decade in just one year
have fun selling your SPY, non retards just take the free cash instead

>>22891582
Time to buy some CREG.

>GALT

I love how triggered people get over divvies

dumping?

>>22891553

You are requisitioned as a soldier of the apocalypse. Start preparing for the war.

>>22891695
Plug has done me good so far.

>>22891879
MSFT is the largest dividend payer on the planet. Do some research before posting

>>22891790
TALK NICE TO HER OR SHE'LL REJECT US FAGGOT

>>22891827
Dividend growth stocks are honestly your best friend. Don’t invest in stagnant divvie stocks that peaked years ago, invest in good growth, low to mid yield divvie stocks.
Dividend growth + capital appreciation is more important than yield.

GALT day GALT day

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HIOLD FUCK ITS DUMPGING AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Why are all these normies selling whenever GME goes over $10? We need to fuck the bears once.

>>22891848
Kek. As easy as that stock pumps, it easily dumps as well. Now if a real space company ipo'd id go all in such as SpaceX or BlueOrigions. Too bad neither of them seem interested in doing that.

Sniff* sniff*

Do you smell it?

Sniff* sniff*

Steel Factories are pumping. Oil is Rising. Gold now climbing.

Sniff* sniff*

AH, Yes. The War market is back on the table. Not seen for nearly a 3 decades since the good old days.

Sniff* sniff*
Yes. This is the Real Deal alright. Forget that masturbatory fit America threw in the Sandbox. This brings me back to my Nip killing days.

Sniff* sniff*

Delicious.

>>22891752
You’re gonna be beating your ass in a year if you do

>>22891879
The guy has been BTFO every single time he memed dvivies. He used to post meme charts about divvy aristocrat beating SPY (when it doesn't, it was a fabricated chart) and other bullshit. Then he tried to argue that there's a difference between DRIP and growth, then that there's a difference between selling your stocks monthly and being paid divvies monthly, and finally he tried to pretend there's no speculative aspect to betting on divvies. After he was thoroughly destroyed at every turn, he started pretending that tech growth stocks are divvy stocks. His excuse when people point it out is "hurr jus cuz iz divvy stock no need 2 chaze high divvy stock durr".

The GME S q u e e z e boys. JFC.

>>22891833
As long as it was a hedge against your shares. I sell way otm calls every week to see if I can get my cost basis near zero before it does come crashing down.

>buying shares with orders
>not selling puts
>not getting an immediate 3%-4% discount

>>22891109
He sold?

>>22891762
Eat shit faggot.

>>22891976
Seethe and dialate shorter.

Cant decide if I should sell my 26 strike WKHS calls or keep holding

>>22891902
hello bagholder

>>22891969
Source? You’re all over the place

WHERES TRUMP

>>22892020
lick my butthole gay boy

>>22891349
I know fren, just wanted to get into MLPs without the K-1 and this showed up.

Still doing the DD.

>>22891967
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xu6gmQCljfo

>>22891961
It isn't normies. It is manipulation by large bears using everything at their disposal.
Paying articles
False claims
Hiring shills on fucken investment forums and a fucken Mongolian webweaving imageboard

It is total desperation and they can't even get it below $10.

>missed the CREG pump to >$4
REEEEE

>>22891582
Bought in at 3.47 at first, and it instadumped to 3.38

>Trump talks
>immediate dump
kek

>>22891987
Am trying to do the same. Sold a call last week. Was absolutely mortified when I realized I had no downside protection throughout the entire weekend....on a stock that can literally swing nearly a $100 (eg after battery day). Quickly bought one this morning. Feels like a slow ride tho as my current covered call is in the money noticeably now (its a 1.2k gain so better than holding and refusing to sell only for it to dump and panic sell at breakeven)

>>22892021
Bro, what the fuck are you smoking?

NOT ENOUGH ENERGY ANONS
REQUESTING BACKUP

>>22891879
Msft literally pays $17b in dividends every year
AAPL pays $14b
Shut the fuck up

>>22892108
>90% of which are automatically reinvested into apple and msft

>>22892092
The Floyd special

>>22891760

I sersiously have a hard time believing this. It is giving 51 cents dividends a share at a cost of 202 dollars a share. Is this really supposed to be even kind of relevant?

>>22892102
\o/

COOM ON GME!

>>22892071
he hasn't started talking yet

anything i should buy before close?

>>22891967
unlikely. we were very close in march to going to war with Iran. biggest liability to any American military campaign is the public. and China fucking with their currency or taking some fish that don't belong to them is not something your uncle jim wants his nephew coming back in a radioactive box over.

>>22891582
>>22892069
>buying into china
you deserve it

>>22892077
To add it was quite a distressing weekend. The thought of no downside protection kept randomly disturbing me, including waking up and immediately thinking about it as my blood pressure clearly went up.

REEEEEEEE YET LAST YEAR I WAS TAKING RISKS WITH 10K LIKE IT WAS NOTHING (only to lose most of it). YET HERE IM TAKING A MORE CALCULATED APPROACH AND AM SPAZZING OUT

GameStop posters are worse than sneed posters

>Up 1.3% on my FANGMANN portfolio today

I just want to get the rugpull over with why do (((they))) love to torture the goyim like this

>>22892108
He’s just a salty person. He screeches in every thread when people talk about growing their divvy portfolio. He’s especially active on blood red days

>>22891631
I secured mine today. I smell (((something))) fishy

>>22892108
Imagine literally being this retarded.
Yikes!

>>22891067
Bull trap friends
Tomorrow we're back to volatility and uncertainty. It's an important week with all that's going on

>>22892129
What the fuck is your point? Oh wait, you’re fucking retarded. Literally ALL I AM SAYING is msft and AAPL are some of the biggest dividend payers in America. They have low yields right now because their stocks have shot up in the last couple years. You obviously wouldn’t know that because you clearly started investing this year

>>22892149
Pic related, it's a pretty comfy read.

Any thoughts on Palantir IPO?

anyone here ever use NOPE as a trading strategy?
https://thenope.info/

>>22892161

>>22892161
Sneedthing

>>22891968
I dont think so, too many retards who have no idea about the stock market (like myself) have pumped that shit up
Im getting out before shit hits the fan

I'll come back when I know what Im doing

>>22891976
Just chill, hold on and enjoy the ride
the exact catalyst is unpredicatable

>>22892185
im buying

>>22891940
And this one again, Microsoft only pays a 2.24 annual dividend per stock, and the stocks are fucking expensive. Do I just have unrealistic expectations?

HOLY FUCK A CHINESE RECYCLING COMPANY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>22892140
it was almost 3% div yield 5 years ago until the stock price QUADRUPLED

meanwhile REITs only look like they have a high div yield like 7-9% because they got wrecked in March and lost half their value. Realistically they would hover around 4% divvy yield, what's the fucking point.

Buy TSM if you want something with growth similar to MSFT and still has >2% div yield

>>22891067
How long do i hold nokia for max profit

>>22892180
>>22892172
>>22891631
don't be afraid when the line is green
don't turn away from the green line
walk towards the green line and embrace it

>>22892168
I’m not even a dividend chaser, I’m just not retarded and understand that dividends are literally why stocks were invested in the first place and I understand the benefit of divvies
>>22892178
>stating a LITERAL FACT
>somehow makes me retarded
???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

https://youtu.be/CEVnkN5w6lY

FINISH STRONG GME

>>22891631
Secured most gains already. Most stuff I have left are very long term calls, stuff that is resistant to dumping, and a single put hedge. If it dumps no problem. If stuff keeps pumping....lol ill just watch. Ive walked into one too many bull traps these last few weeks all of which last anywhere from 1 to 2 or 3 days.

Green green green. You fuckers are always wrong.

Basically just crabbing/slowing edging downward till post election?

WHEN IS THIS FAGGOT GOING TO TALK

>>22891631
NASDAQ will test 11,200 tomorrow, it bounced off of it twice since the dip started. Hopefully it pushes through... Maybe if we have a good debate on Tuesday night

>>22892161
now hold on just one sec there partner

>>22892243
This is what dividends do to you folks. Not only do they halve your portfolio value, they rot your brain by keeping you in perma-cope mode.

Should I invest in CAT or DE?
CAT seems to have the better valuation and pay higher dividends, but DE probably has better future growth.

>>22891968
Lol you have no faith in your apple stock when you become this defensove over someone else selling. Reminds of those silver buyers whod froth at the mouth on youtube just hearing about selling silver

QUICK WHAT CHINK PnD SCAM DO I BUY FOR TOMORROW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Should I buy a call for micron now?

>>22892294
MFST, AAPL, NVDA, XOM all have divvies - what the fuck do you invest in?

>>22892311

YANG

>>22892158
>tfw no Dragon stream for 3 weeks

>>22892311
I'm in CREG since 3.25

>>22891737
Love this zoomer meme.

>>22891811
TD bank is solid. They WILL bounce back to pre-covid. (while paying divvies)

>>22892311
NIO

>>22892240
Piss off thats how I lost 10k in unrealized gains last month. Delusional perma bulls piss me off acting as if it's impossible for the line to go down.

>tfw may legit have corona at work rn
>if i tell anyone and test positive thats 3 weeks unpaid leave
>i want my money
>but also three weeks would be awesome i could go travel and sleep in


What do bros

Trump just mentioned technology "from a different planet." What the fuck?

>>22892340
I remember the people who got liquidated betting against China.

>>22892294
What the fuck are you on? I’m literally stating facts you fucking retard. THE FIRST PUBLICLY TRADED COMPANY IN HISTORY PAID AN 18% DIVIDEND. Originally you would invest in a stock to get the dividend. That is why stocks exist in the first place. Obviously times have changed over the centuries and capital gains are more sought after than divvies today but that doesn’t change the historical fact.

>>22892304
Invest in Dominion Energy (D). They give great divvys and provide electricity to the entire mid-atlantic + some other shitholes in the country which means they are not going anywhere unless the government implodes.

>>22892102
\o/

>>22892367
SPCE IS PARTNERING WITH TRUMP TO HARVEST NEW MARS TECHNOLOGIES SPCE TO $1000

>>2289236 take the leave you retard fuck

>>22892363
Spread the Wuhan virus to everyone at work, hide your symptoms and still go in. They will have to shutdown for some time, when they do that: say you have symptoms and stay home.

>>22892359
just buy more, she'll be right

>>22892363
dont tell anyone you have covid thats dangerous to yourself because the government can """quarantine """ you

>>22892024

On some of my position, yeah, but I bought a large chunk at $6. I could cash out now, but I think it's going to hit $20 by EOY.

>>22892367
He is unironically just referring to an electric truck with AI driver assistance that he saw earlier today.

>>22892363
Are you actually sick or did you just test poz?

When the fuck is disney bringing back their dividend? They literally cut their dividends a week after I bought

>>22892363
Get on unemployment and enjoy anon

>>22892363
>3 weeks unpaid leave
lol, wat?

>>22892218
I've got hands of fucking tungsten man. Don't worry about me. I'm in for the ride.

>>22892423
Reyes is a fucking can btw

>>22892431
why would they bring back dividends when they could instead spend that money on Diversity agendas?

>>22892429
Father is extremely sick like the fucking woopin cough on sum hood shit. I can feel them phlegm building in my airways when i make myself cough. Its starting for me

>>22892185
wanna buy don't have a lot of cash on hand tho, small position

this is PURE MANIPULATION
what the fuck

>>22892466
powerful post anon

>>22892313
Why buy anything but VIX (or if you're a true chad VXX) the day before the most controversial debate in US History?

No one here has any idea what the reaction will be, what the Antifa riots will be like outside, whether Uncle Joe will spill his colostomy bag, or whether Trump will say the N word.

But I promise you, the results will be volatile. Trade volatility cheapies only, or buy both OTM puts and calls at the same time to be sure you cash in.

>>22892363
Just eat an orange and buy SPY puts, brah.

>NAIL
That's right baby. build them houses.

>>22891852
Probably going to crash. Trump already gave the good news, the conference right now is just taking about Covid testing shit and they won't talk about Lordstown Motors at all. We got a small pump and we'll get a dump because it was a random footnote with no significant news. President was just like "oh cool...you think this is the future? Can you explain what the big deal is? Oh, true four wheel drive? Cool. Alright, that's all folks."

>>22892185
Supposed to debut at 10 dollary-doos so there should be a surge for a few days or so. After that it's anyone's guess.

>>22892363
>not even considering staying home to stop the spread of disease
>but considering staying home to sleep in

psycho

>>22892475
Well they won't let you into work like that so you have no choice then.

>>22892449
Yea i wont be able to come into work for three weeks and they wont pay me. Its fucking gay, unconstitutional, and a violation of divine law and my human rights

>>22892486
Always has been.

>doubled my money in psychedelics (MMED) over a couple days
>still bullish long-term and usually hold when there's this much potential, but sold on Friday because I was expecting a correction and down the road I'll rebuy anyway
>used my profit to buy some infrastructure stock to hold for at least a month
>this morning, MMED jumped up again, +15%
>nearly FOMO'd back in but decided to hold off on it since there was no news
>it's now down 11% from Friday while my infrastructure stock is still climbing slowly

Dodged a fuckin' bullet.

>>22892363
Buy UPS and FedEx calls. Take 3 weeks off.

>>22892363
reported to Fauchi enjoy your concentration camp stay bro

>>22892454
we're all gonna make it fren
except for bobo, fuck bobo

>>22891498
>tfw Broker gave me 1 stock with a $50 deposit
Nice

>>22892332
>>22892373
Look at the divvitard trying to cope and backpedal. Next he'll say TSLA also counts as dividend investing because maybe in 100 years it'll have dividends.LMAO

>>22892350
>zoomer meme
gramps, you posted a literal fake news graph and got btfo when people actually looked into your claims. its time to stop posting and take your geriatric ass to a nursing home.

>>22892416
Id still be down if i was holding. Cut my bags at a higher price than they are now but walked away with minimal gains.

>>22892475
Rona is a dry cough not a lot of phlegm.

>>22892475
Isn’t the rona a dry cough?

>>22892510
Dude idgaf piss off the virus isnt even real

GME brothers, it's a good idea to have some cash on hand in case there's another dip tomorrow. Expect the """research""" publication on the naked shorts to be another short & distort.

>>22892548
this poster is a janny, fuck jannies, ignore the janny divvy hater

>>22892499
>President was just like "oh cool...you think this is the future? Can you explain what the big deal is? Oh, true four wheel drive? Cool. Alright, that's all folks."
Loled. I mean its not really a big deal desu. "Oh so it uses a battery instead of oil now. Cool. Wanna play some Mario Kart?"

WKHS to what 23-24 at open tomorrow due to Trump not being like
>hey guys looked at a pickup truck, guess we're gonna give 30 billion dollars to workhorse!

>>22892548
Look at this retard. If Tesla never pays a dividend then it’s stock is actually worthless. Remember that if a stock doesn’t pay a dividend and it never plans to, it has no intrinsic value

>>22891233
>He shorted the future martian government

>>22892598
Based.

>>22892602
LMC isn't WKHS. WKHS owns 10% of LMC. You retards have no idea what's going on.

>>22892598
big dogs gotta eat
just spent some divvy cash to buy a stock

>>22892185
Palantir is nearly two decades old and still isn't profitable. Hard pass.

>>22892515
>>22892363
What country?

AHHHH DO I BUY $CREG

>>22892590
Joke's on you. I'm priced in at 9.46 and have no money left to give haha. I'm all in at 30k.

I'll have 7000 dollars to spend tomorrow, what buy?

>>22892661
America. Such a fuckin shithole. Theyll force me to not work and not pay me and ill end up starving what the fuck

>>22892609
What about BRK.A?

>>22892311
SNROF

>>22892676
Yes, join me

>>22892676
Yes, moneyblood for the FOMO gods.

>>22892696
Give to me

>>22892685
Put on your iron gloves and don't sell if it falls. It will eventually make you money.

>>22892696
NAK

>>22892698
looks like it's time to replace you with an immigrant

>>22892676
why gamble when you can just wait until a chinese algo bot picked it up

i mean you do have extended hours trading right?

>>22892676
>buying china stock
Literally arbitrary spikes/drops based on the communist party decisions that are always going to be a surprise for everyone.

Remind that we are being squeezed on qqq between the 20sma above and 50sma below.

If we break above 20 we’ll have a decent dead cat bounce.

If we break below the 50sma prepare for an epic dump down anons.

I’m loading some sqqq if we get above the 20 daily sma.

hey dummies, you want to get in early on an EV?

buy PIC ~12 dollars. Like buying WKHS back at 7 dollars.

>>22892643
yeah i sold at the top today If im not mistaken LMC is mostly owned by GM so... they wont shill gm though because they have no stake in it. its over WKHS bros pack it up

>>22892590
I was waiting for it to dip under $9.50 but that moment never came.

>+$1,153.46 (+6.61%) Today
I had a good day in the market. Thanks for the ride today, bros.

lmao huge pump in the literal last second of trading

>>22892656
>probably a CIA supported company like oracle
>government contactor $$$$

>>22892705
Has no intrinsic value

>>22892698
I feel your struggle brah, used to work foodservice. Nobody in foodservice takes sick days unless they're bleeding from the face.

GME $10.10 at close

A P O L O G I Z E

>closes at 10.10
>immediately 9.95 afterhours
what's the point?

>>22892698
Just collect unemployment you sperg and enjoy the NEET life for a couple of weeks.

>>22892803
the close price is what shorts have top look at overnight.

>>22892803
Why do you care about afterhours?

>>22892754
You're wrong again.

>>22892609
>watches Berkshire shareholder clips and thinks he knows how to invent

Look at this anon, does this thot have any intrinsic value? Is she really better looking than any other 8/10 in a bikini walking the beaches of miami? Is there any intrinsic value in something 51% of the population can provide and which exists for free all over the internet?

And yet she's a millionaire. What gives something value brainlet, is what someone else is willing to pay you for it. Hence this average ho making millions on an internet full of free porn, and an economy where not every company trades at 10x P/E

>>22892803
>AH volume 2.4K
wow it's fucking nothing

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m up 1.67%, pretty good! Phoneposting rn, no thyme to look at charts or nothin. Gold is up, we were so close to the big leg down to my limmy, uhh not sure what else is going on

>>22892698

Then you'll beg for the EBT card. This is Democrat racketeering at its finest. Create the problem and then demand power and money for the solution.

>>22892598
So he's the one that's been banning me for nothing, in top of that he's a divviefag. Now I really don't like him.

>>22892803
Surprised there wasn't a big volume at the end.

>>22892823
because it looks prettier when it's also green

>>22892841
Glorious 3x ETF day

FUCK FDA
FUCKING FAVORITIST KIKES TANKED MY INO STOCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22892735
I'd listen to you if I hadn't made 12k off SUNW and CBAT last week. I don't give a shit about being smart, I kneel to chinese algo bots.

>>22892841
+1.52% G/L. Not bad. Hopefully GME moons this week and I can see some real serious shit.

NEW @_@

>>22892875

>>22892875

>>22892875

>>22892875

>>22892841
up 2%
sold one of my positions that reached a new ath

>>22892841
today was a good day

>>22892841
up over 2% in both accounts

welp, no chinese algo bot on CREG afterhours
instead people are dumping

>>22892851
thats what we call a top anon

>>22892861
>250K invested
how much did you lose over the past blood red week?

>>22892870
Those freckles might be fake as fuck but I'd still beat the shit out of that pussy

>>22892841
Hyperventilates

>>22892250
We did it

>>22892841
VERY comfy +6.13% today! Makes wageslaving a little better.

FLUX got an instant 50% up AH.
PECK is looking good AH along with CREG

>>22892841
+7.89%

>>22892908
Week not so bad but got the shit kicked out of me over the last month or so. Still up 100% this year but the trauma these last few weeks has inspired me to pick up scalping on my Webull account. So far so good. Wish me luck

>>22892841
1.74% today! Nice

>>22892767
Grats fren, you should send your mom flowers. When was the last time you called?

>>22892152
Cold War was a Proxy War too dumbass

>>22892841
+0.70%

nothing happened today

>>22892861
>250k
Anon its not hard making money once you have that much.

>>22892363

If your workplace distributes masks for employees, feel free to run your mucus hands over a bunch of them while picking yours out. Bonus points if you place an already used mask back into the pile as a new one.

Stick your finger in your nose, get a huge glob of mucus, and rub it along all the entrance doorknobs. Make sure you rub a lot onto the bathroom handles too, that way if someone wages their hands, they'll have to still touch coronadoor on the way out.

Wear your mask, but do the retarded nigger move of having your nose sticking out since nobody understands how masks work and nobody calls people out for not wearing them right.

If your workplace has a cafeteria that has paper plates and plastic forks provided, feel free to cough all over those whole nobody is looking.

If your workplace has a fridge for employees, feel free to cough on people's food in the fridge and put it back.

If your workplace has bottles of hand sanitizer for employees to use, unscrew the head and take a piss in it (make sure you drink a lot of water so your urine is clear). This won't spread the virus, but it'd be funny as fuck.

But honestly even with all of this o doubt you'd spread it to anyone. This memevirus lives for like 2 minutes outside of the body and you have to literally put it into your nose, mouth, or eyes for it to actually infect you. I honestly don't know how people get infected with it. My wife got it about a month ago and I literally made out with her every day to try getting it. I got nothing, she had sniffles for like a week and was just extra sleepy through the day, and then it went away like nothing.

>>22892841
2.04% but all unrealized so it doesn't count.

>>22891733
What do you invest in/how much did ya start with.

>>22893119
I started with 2500 in 2017 and just went hard

>>22892841
I broke even

>>22891211
How reliable is this intel?

>>22893547
Volume at price.