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Chinamen and italians have been delivering food for decades.

Food delivery is for lazy poorfags that will never make it

>>22873498
>ubereats

>>22873498
High time preference and laziness.
This is the long term effect of the civil rights movement, the welfare system incentivizing welfare Kweens to have kids with strangers, and the most productive segment of society(The middle class) being socially and economically cucked into believing things like "oh, I can't afford to raise more than 2 kids" and "well both mommy and daddy need to work a job to afford a place to live"

>>22873498
Playing vidya and fapping. No breaks.

>work 900 hours per week to be able to afford endless taxes, debts, and eternally increasing cost of living
>too tired and lazy to do anything, including cooking
>Food delivery time

That's literally it

>>22873498
wait until you find out how many strangers made your dwelling or even toothbrush and tooth paste.

>>22873704
heh, joke's on you. I'm homeless and don't brush my teeth.

>>22873685
>900 hours
kek, most normies don't do that though.
All the Lolberts are going to seethe at being taxed for this, but the best part of being a wildland firefighter is not just the awesome paycheck for Grug tier work, and "being on standby", but also getting free breakfast lunch and dinner buffet style.
and aside from doing laundry when you get home, you really have nothing else to worry about.

>>22873498
100% straight because I'm fucking lazy. I love it, I live in a city and its fast good food right in my hands when I feel like being a lazy fuck. All the people that deliver are hustling and chill. I like to tip them well when they are really cool.

>>22873498
fucking poorfag.. you cant afford "breath" seasoning on your food.

>>22873498
>Will this business model die out?
BWAAHAHAHAHAHA. People are stupid enough to pay for this shit, and the same people are poor enough they are willing to deliver using their own cars even though they make less than minimum wage after expenses (which they do not know how to calculate anyway). The system literally prints money for the owners who run and manage Uber Eats. Everything that costs money they outsource to ignorant and desperate drivers. Kind of reminds me of storage units in that people are stupid enough to have so much shit they don't need they will pay a monthly fee just to store it somewhere. Uber Eats is just another way the suckers are separated from their money, and it won't be going away anytime soon.

>>22873498
You forgot the part where some filthy immigrant picks your food with their soiled hands. Grow and hunt your own food if you are a real man.

>>22873498
Between growing, harvesting, processing, distribution, and finally retail staging, there are already at least a dozen people who have touched any given item you buy in a grocery store

>>22873943
fine i'm growing tomatos and beans in my apartment bedroom then

>>22873498
It will explode once drones start flying your food in.
I personally bought a stake in uber for this very reason.

>>22873498
My company pays $60 a day for food and I hate leaving my hotel room for any reason.

>>22873498
The satisfaction of ordering plebs to do the work for you, giving them chump change, and then they look at you like a hero for giving a $5 tip

>>22873790
>All the Lolberts are going to seethe at being taxed for this, but
Lolbert here, I strongly support neets and other fellow frens draining the federal government as much as possible. Better you guys than anyone else.

>>22873943
And as the time distance exceeds a certain threshold, pathogens are a nonentity. The immediate preparation and delivery of ready to eat food poses far more risk than shopping and preparing your own food. You're just a midwit.

>>22873498
Agreed. I tried it oit a couple times and both times the food was delivered by blacks. Never again. I would never go to a restaurant where blacks cook the food and I certainly dont want their dirty hands on it to deliver it. Absolutely disgusting. A friend of mine ordered wings one time and the driver ate 3 out of the box.

>>22873943
And then you fucking cook it which nullifies all the niggers who touched it beforehand. We're talking about already cooked food being messed with

>>22873498
lolwut

you commie pinko faggots really hate capitalism

>not every restaurant delivers
>dang im working another 12 hours shift at the hospital i sure could use some x for dinner
>pay uber eats 6 or 7 bucks
>get it delivered

fuck all of you idiots stay poor

>>22873796
That's a good goy. Self indulgence is the key to happiness.

>>22875582
why are you too much of a pussy to just say niggers ?

Are seriously neets trying to accuse me of being lazy since I'm a wagie cuck and can barely stand this wagie life to be motivated to cook all day while you jerk off to anime? Tell you what, why don't you fucking rope instead?