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>>22869590
Don’t get shot or beheaded

I'm gonna buy a hotdog.

>>22869590
> maybe it is all about cocks in the end

a life of degeneracy won't make you happy anon, true happiness comes from living a good meaningful life. also fuck niggers. but really tho.

>>22869590
>Medellin
I too want to get abducted after making it

>>22869672
I know that, but first I'm gonna enjoy for a year or so.

>>22869590
Those are men

Buying several exotic/sports cars and flying them straight to the Nurburgring. Going to Japan afterwards and Mt. Fuji.

>>22869648
It really is. All of man's ambitions and achievements are an extension of his libido.

>>22869590
nice enjoy getting shot
>>22869673
and raped and killed

>>22869881
>and climb Mt. Fuji

>>22869881
all those gang markings on her body marking her as a bunch of dudes property. disgusting tier slut

>>22869590
Write to Emily Bloom if she wants to fuck, after that buy some land for a homestead and look for a waifu.

>>22869607
from what i hear you typically have to worry about getting robbed more than anything crazy like that. if you walk around with a fancy watch you might get held up, if you have your phone out someone might pull up on a motorbike and snatch it. i heard one story of a guy who got followed home from the airport and got held up outside his house

>>22869912
You should have sex after you make it.

>>22869590
Quit my teaching job. I fucking hate being high school teacher

>>22869987
What subject you teach Mr. Anon?

>>22869897
I don't think so. I'm married with a beautiful wife who I use any time I want without asking. Eventually you get accustomed to it. My biggest ambition at this point is making enough money so I can just retire and do whatever I want all day. Sex has nothing to do with it.

>>22869881
>get myself succubus'd
just

>>22869590
>flying to Medellin
see you in Liveleak

>>22870049
Junior History/Geography and senior Social Science. I don't know how many more years I can take.

>>22869590
Basao y Medallopastillao

>>22869590
>>22869673
Redpill me on Columbia? The Chinese on this page are telling me I have to visit.

>>22870393
It's not that bad, just don't go to Bogota or anywhere near Cauca and ur fine

I wouldn’t mind experiencing sex.

>>22870393
I don’t know anything about Colombia, but they seem to have the hottest Latinas.

>>22869939
and more property markings. absolutely disgusting tier trash

and I have had sex and more than you have in life lil virgin. you'll learn to identify the marks of owned property later in life if you're lucky but hey keep simping hard lil dude im sure she'll see your post and contact you for sex

>>22870114
It's mostly subconscious.

>and I have had sex and more than you have in life lil virgin. you'll learn to identify the marks of owned property later in life if you're lucky but hey keep simping hard lil dude im sure she'll see your post and contact you for sex

>>22870114
How long have you been married?

>>22870570
I'm 31, married for 4 years. Sex is great and all but I stopped valuing it so highly once it became as easy as jerking off. There is much more to life.

>>22869590
Buy more UBXT, and get richer. Simple as that

>>22870457
Why avoid Bogota? it seems to be safer than Medellin and like 3 times larger, hence more job/networking opportunities and stuff to do

>>22870927
oops meant for >>22870416

Colombia is quite dangerous but there are lots of hot looking prostitutes, they'll pretend to like you if you pay them

>>22870968
It really isn't more dangerous than large US cities. In fact most of Latin America isn't. The US seems to be in way worse turmoil in comparison right now. Just be aware of your surroundings and you'll be alright

>>22869590
OP dont listen to the haters. I made it in crypto and have spent alot of time in Colombia. Its not that dangerous if you are careful. Try to go for educated middle or upper class girls rather than building a harem of semi-pros. Youll get higher quality but less quantity but its much safer. Take a language class at Eafit in medellin a perfect place to pick up. Colombia is all about day game for top quality girls so you gotta get some spanish under your belt. Hope this helps. Cheers

>>22869590
Colombia will always be a shithole, stay away, moving to a shitty country won't solve your problems of being a retard talking with women.

>>22871107
You have no idea what youre talking about. Being white and having money makes you a walking God for Colombian girls

>>22869590
just buy dividend stocks and neet off the dividends. You don't even have to pay tax on it if you have zero income.

>>22870362
I hope you teach them about Atlantis and the Weimar Republic

>>22869590
just got robbed at gunpoint by two kids outside my house in rio. i love it here but back to burgerland for me

>>22871130
>and having money makes you a walking God for Colombian girls
I'm literally from Colombia, you will fucked in the ass if you move in this shithole, only good for visiting some places.

>>22871107
Sounds like a the easiest way to get robbed, butt raped, and/or killed by the cartel. Have fun, retard

>>22871107
Latin America is a bad only if you are below the poverty line, otherwise it's literally the same as the first world, except 5x cheaper across the board

>>22871145
how many times has that happened?

>>22871145
Yeah I felt in more danger in the tourist area of rio copacabana than the tourist area of Medellin Poblado. Lots of crackheads in Brazil. But I generally like Brazilians better than Colombians

>>22870362
how you doing kyle? party good last night?

>>22869590
New teeth
Excess skin removal
Maybe cosmetic face surgery

>>22871202
Quite the opposite, rich people have to be more cautious because you dont know who is going to kidnap you, the reason you dont get mugged in touristic places is because they are mostly owned by Cartel and its cartel revenue. You really want to risk your life for some latina rosties lmao.

>>22871171
Anon, expats don't lead the same lifestyle as average locals. They tend to get straight into upper middle class in Colombia, Thailand, Mexico, Panama and other expat hotspots, especially when they get income from abroad or work online (digital nomads), the exchange rate is a huge benefit most of the time

fix my skin and hair, get ripped, get super healthy, then fly to Scotland and be covered in redheaded hot whores and scotch and whiskey for months on end

>>22871268
Getting kidnapped as a rich gringo is very very unlikely. More likely is to get robbed or worst case scenario where they take you to an atm and clear your account. Not fun but not a somali pirate experience. Same for rich locals. But yes getting kidnapped is more of a risk for rich locals and i know some that were kidnapped.

>>22871233
Brazilians seem a bit more extraverted than Columbians, am I correct?

>>22871353
Theyre both extraverted but Brazilians are much more down to earth and much less superficial. I find Brazilian women make better girlfriend but colombian women are better for a bang. A Brazilian woman will be more likely loyal to you and much more likely to love you for who you are. A Colombian is way more likely to use you for money, status, green card etc.

>>22870515
????????
get some help

>>22871348
They don't care if you are Gringo sometimes, again if you plan to live there just be very cautious dont show wealth and you will probably live okay. im nobody to judge other people lifestyle but it's not all good, but also not all bad.

>>22871422
not true, in every 3rd world shithole there will be an amount of women trying to use you for the wrong reasons, some try to hide it more than others.

>>22870480
Ah yes, the infamous peacock feather and flowers gang, they're pretty rough guys.

>>22870947
Influx of niggerzuelan refugees and the mayor is a lesbian leftist who is destroying the city rn.

>>22871171
>I'm literally from Colombia
si en realidad lo fuera no seria tan pendejo como pa no saber que a los gringos los tratan como dioses aca. por ahi es indio o negro y por eso las viejas no le prestan cuidado kek

>>22871096
I am fluent in Italian, can understand Spanish probably 80% and can speak the basics. Been to Spain last year and had no trouble communicating using zero english

>>22871533
They dont care if you are gringo? That is a total lie.If you have 0 game sure but the white God factor is huge in both Colombia and a lesser extent Brazil (because youre physically less exotic) So lets be honest here. I fucked so many Colombian chicas its not even funny. And so did every gringo I know that spent significant time there. I agree with not showing your wealth for sure never show your wealth there.

>>22871700
Yeah you should be good. I would still take a Spanish class at one of the university's there just because its a perfect place to meet girls and the better your Spanish the better your game will be

>buy warehouse
>live in warehouse
>fuck with cars, guns, bees, tech, and random projects
>browse /o/, /k/, /an/, /g/, and /diy/ daily
Basically the same as I do now but with a warehouse. All I want is a warehouse bros.

>>22869590
When you visit poorer/violent countries the last thing you want to do is flaunt your wealth cause it's pretty much a guaranteed way to get robbed or worse.

>>22871834
Well if I make it I'm definitely picking a spot where it will be easy to slay and also have some fun splurging. I don't like Asians so Thailand is out, I hate eastern european women so Ukraine etc. is out, the only thing remaining is South America. Of course if I made 10 million+ I could just go anywhere but I doubt I'm not gonna pull out 10 million out of this bullrun and then playing a top tier guy in London or Paris or Stockholm or LA or NYC or even Madrid or Milan isn't that easy anymore.

>>22871930
In Colombia with 1-3 million you're basically worth 10 - 20 million North America. But yeah as other people mentioned you gotta be very careful so if you're very young i.e. under 23 or just party too much I would wait until you mature a bit. Other than that Colombia is the best place to go for chicas I loved living there and if I was single I would return in a heartbeat

>>22871876
Obviously I'm not stupid to go overboard and let every single person know I have money on me by doing stupid shit. However I don't really see a different option than SA right now given that I don't like Asians or Eastern Euros. Anywhere else you're not really a big deal for being white and well off unless we're talking 10+ millions.

>>22872001
I'm 30 and I rarely go to clubs anymore, prefer bars/restaurants. But if I have a fat assed Colombian girl with me I'd hit the clubs here and there just for the dancing really. And like you said, I'm not in love with the idea of SA beacuse of some danger there but I don't think I would get the same effect in other countries (given that EE and Asia is out for me and Africa for that matter lol). Even in "lower-tier" European countries like Greece or Portugal you're a nobody unless 10 million+ (i'd have to be EXTREMELY lucky to hit that this bullrun) and you get no bonus points for being white.

>>22872049
You should be fine. Its important to understand Colombians arent violent for no reason so if you get robbed as long as you co-operate you should be unharmed. Unlike US ghettos where they will rob and shank you because muh cracka. One thing to be very careful of is to make sure the girl doesnt have a Colombian boyfriend because cheating is very common in their society and she might want to experience your exotic gringo cock. My advice dont ever do it could get very dangerous very quickly if the boyfriend finds out.

>>22870382
Que hubo careverga

>>22872233
Most girls that cheat aren't exactly known for their honesty so how is he supposed to find out if he doesn't know anyone or speak the language?

>>22872370
Dont be ridiculous. You could say that about anywhere. If you put yourself out their you can filter for quality girls. Anyway most Colombian girls cheat because the guy cheats first. All my Colombian friends cheat on their girlfriends and fuck hookers. Also he does speak some Spanish he'll be fine. When I first got to Colombia I spoke 0 Spanish and I did good.

>>22871033
In the US if you avoid nogs they won't come to your cold rural shed. Medellin gangs who know you are rich will.

>>22869590
God imagine sniffing their panties after a long nights out.

umm..

probably keep looking at stocks all day
get something to eat
yeah
same really

>>22872507
Have you ever been to Medellin? What you mention is not a thing. Honestly he'll need to keep n eye out for gold diggers on dating apps, not gangs, which btw never step outside their hood that also happens to be on the other side of town and far from expat areas. I visited like 3 years ago and there were even guided tours for the favela hood, they even turned it into a tourist attraction lol.

If you're still hesitant, just don't venture into the hood like the other anon said, just like you would in the states

As sad and fa/tg/uy as it is Id finally make a huge Krieg army. thats mostly because making it for me isnt very high.

>>22872761
Maybe it depends on your level of rich. I have heard horror stories about Medellin from a friend who lives in Barranquilla

>>22872761
Youre mostly correct in that it is unlikely to get robbed in the rich areas but dont kid yourself it does happen. Some hoodlums will go to the rich areas specifically to rob people so you gotta be careful. That being said the hardened narcos who are the most dangerous guys in Colombia dont give a fuck about some gringo on vacation and probably would want you to enjoy your trip.

>>22872761
Not sure this applies to Colombia but in Brazil some favelas are safer than the rich areas because the narcos make sure the locals dont fuck with gringos that visit or live there. But those same locals will go to the tourist areas and rob you at gun point.

>>22869590
You can do this without being rich, you dummy. I've gone on a couple of sex tourist vacations before this covid19 bullshit happened. I'm sad that it'll probably be a long time before normalcy but I'm grateful for the memories.

>>22870436
It's meh

>>22870362
I teach history too. Subtly redpilling my students about how Columbus did nothing wrong

My fantasy would be to make it and buy some insanely expensive car to drive to work, I don’t even like cars. Never quit my job but then tell parents exactly how I feel about their children during parent teacher conferences

I teach at a private school though so flexing on annoying rich parents would be extremely cathartic

>>22869590
those are men

>>22870849
I literally thought you were shilling xBTC

Knock up mistress 1 and 3. Get to it mistress 2. Move out of the city and take my wife, children and pregnant vessels.