/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22865964
haha why does girl have a dick bros?

>>22865969
all girls have dicks, are you new?

>>22865964
Damn that girl is hot as fuck

I wasnt ready

>>22865969
that's a man

>>22865964
That's a man(female)

Sofia Rabello

>>22865964
what a beautiful gi-

>>22865964
Would you suck that dick?
I'm not gay but I know I would

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>>22865983
Top kek

>>22865964
ya got me

>>22865964
By having a stunningly handsome and fit boyfriend of course.

>>22865964
Wear a suit. Sit in first class. And pull out this bad boy.

>caring about viggers

ngmi

>>22865969
Vaginas are just CGI, no one actually has sex, it's just an ongoing meme from ancient times.
Tell me when's the last time you saw a real vagina in the real world and not on the internet?
Exactly, all women are just men. The concept of women and vaginas are as real as santa clause and the tooth fary, now you're in the know.

>>22865964
Get yourself a nice pair of tits. Other than that they don’t notice shit.

>>22865964
its got to be a dildo right frens?
there's no way he bigger than us right?

Why tf have all traps big cocks?
Did they overload on pussy at a young age and turned gay?

>>22866403
They got molested because of their size and it caused damage beyond repair

>>22866024
She looks like a balding faggot on a regular day.

But I would suck that dick mean if she put a little more effort on her feminity

>>22865964
maison martin margiela
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comme des garcons half zip wallet
carol christian poell

>>22865964
How can she have both boobs and a cock?
How does that work?

>>22866450
According to the kama sutra, men with the horse linga (dick over 6in, kek fucking tiny dick indians) are by nature indolent, lazy, pleasure-loving, and wanton.
Chads with a big dick can bag the best women and satisfy them as well. But what if you're skinny, 5'8", low-t, and effeminate with a big dick? Answer: If you're sexually depraved, you become a trap
>>22866450
I bet there a lot of these cases as well, unfortunately

>>22866224

>>22866266
I only laughed at the "Santa clause"

Im never clicking on a webm again

>>22866224
read this book OP, also who gives a shit what girls think. You've made it. Do whatever you want.

>>22866403

this is what I'm thinking.

>>22865964
Grab em by the pussy.

That humble flex will occur automatically.

I'm a millionaire and it usually happens when you talk about:
1. Where and how you live
2. What you're plans are (some of them will include large expenses)
3. What you do on the days (I don't work and I get all my money from investments, that comes up quite a lot since people ask what you do. Sometimes I don't want to explain and I just say that I'm homeless and collecting cans).

These things occur naturally and you won't have to think out any "tricks".
Some people like to brag more about it, but I don't. I am naturally a quite simple man and don't like an excessive lifestyle.