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>Our next caller is Anon from /biz/. Caller, you're on the air.

>> No.22862532

>hi ramsey, i made a millie off Chainlink
>oh dinnng dinnnng. good job. have you invested that into real estate?

>> No.22862601
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>>22862463
Dave is the based Chad behind RARI

>> No.22862607

>>22862463
>Hey Ramsey
>I went 25x Long on BTC with my life savings and I'm not going to make it.
>How do I declare bankruptcy to get out of crushing student loan debt?

>> No.22862633

>>22862463
Dave I have 100k margin leverage on something called Dogecoin and 25k in credit card debt. My question is what color Lambo should I be looking at buying?

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>>22862463

>> No.22862703

>>22862463
>Hey Dave, I just want you to know that you offer nothing more then a basic finically education and anyone who isn’t stupid already knows what you preach. Please transfer this to Kiyosaki’s show as he is much smarter than you

>> No.22862742

>>22862463
Has anyone ever asked Dave about crypto? I know he would be against it, but it would be hilarious hearing him react to returns and risks involved.

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12k debt from going in on ghost masternode... help me Dave

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>>22862463
>Dave, I refinanced my house to purchase curry token and used all of my money to buy shitcoins which I took out 15% APR collateralized loans on.
>What are some good ways to invest in real estate with the gains I'll be making?

>> No.22862870

>>22862742
He has talked about it. Said one of his staff had bitcoin and he called him an idiot. Told him to buy mutual funds with good track records.

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>>22862870
Sounds about right. He always alludes to him taking risks through his life, but never permits any himself.

>> No.22863085

>>22862463
>Hey Dave how are you?
>Better than I deserve

>> No.22863146

Henlo

>> No.22863163

I completely forgot half of the semester for my intro to college class was dave ramsey videos lel

>> No.22863206

>>22862680
>>22862855
>>22863085
based

>> No.22863213

>>22862463
The motherfucker always tells people to talk to their pastor, including a lot of kids. Bad advice Dave.

>> No.22863231

>>22863163
Really? How would you even make a course that's half Dave Ramsey videos? Funnily, I'm listening to him right now while working on an assignment for my class.

>> No.22863292

>>22863163
That almost sounds like a scam.

>> No.22863396

>>22862463
Hey Dave, just wanted to say fuck jannies, fuck kikes and fuck niggers. Have a good day and thanks for having me on.

>> No.22863444

Dave: hey it's the dave ramsey show!
Guy: hey, uh, how you doin, uh dave?
Dave: better-than-I deserve, what can I do for you?
Guy: uh, well I-uh have a bunch of credit card debt and a bad job.
Dave: wow youre an idiot! spend less and pay your minimums and get a second job.
Guy: okay wow thanks dave I never thought of that!
Dave: rice and beans! you better not ever tend to your credit score. buy your house in full along with your car. leverage literally does not exist. I'm going to connect you to my assistant to get you a free copy of my book. NEXT CALLER

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>>22862463

Should we make usury illegal?

>> No.22863508

>>22863444

If you're being sarcastic, you need to learn "leverage" is just the way rich people with assets get consistent income streams from poor people who pay interest.

>> No.22863529

>>22863085
LMAO

>> No.22863561

>>22863231
>>22863292
Something about teaching good financial habits so you don’t fuck yourself right off the bat with loan payments and that sorta thing. The assignments would just be a halfassed essay about what we learned that day usually a page long.

>> No.22863735

>hi dave, i'm in my mid 30s. i have around $400k usd in chainlink, and no debt. what used sports car should i buy?

>> No.22863761

>>22863735
>mid 30's
>only has 400k
>wants to blow 1/4 of it on a car

ngmi