/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22853212
tell her to get a job

>>22853212
>offers to clean my apartment weekly cause she most likely will need the money
Your such a dick anon

>>22853276
*You're

>>22853212
Maybe if she throws in some ass on the side.

>>22853212
depends how much and also depends on your relationship. If you need biz's advice on this you may be retarded.

>>22853212
Maybe cook her dinner as payment instead.
Maybe she shouldn't retire if she can't afford to?

>>22853212
Hey Anon. If you’re serious you should pay her. She’s your mom man. Mine is dying right now from cancer and if she ever needed anything I would have done it for her. I miss my mom already...she can’t talk anymore (on hospice) will likely pass tomorrow. Hearing your death rattle is the most horrific thing I’ve ever had to bear witness. It’s changed me forever, there’s not a thing I wouldn’t have done for my mom and if I was you I’d do your future self a favor and spend more time with her and tell her it would make you happy to have her clean your apartment. But say that you are just happy you have her in your life. Best of luck OP. I miss my mom already. :(

>>22853212

move to another city. problem solved

Solution is to not respond to a "respond to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight" post

>>22853661
This

>>22853353
about $200-300, our relationship is pretty good. It's a lot though. I don't earn that much

>>22853390
damn, sorry to hear that anon! you are probably right, help your mom out. thanks for your post, hope you will get to spend a little more time with your mom :(

>>22853347
this

>>22853661
Dude, yeah this.

Girls like that love crawdads. I'd take an old metal barrel, fill it right up with crawdads and send her a pic of it, but tell her they're all for yourself.

Why is she retiring when she, can't retire? Is your mother retarded or something? Make her clean and give you a blowjob every week. Only pay half of what you agreed on. Say it's because the blowjob was not good enough or some other nitpicky thing.

>>22854250
I was 23 and home from the Air Force with my new wife. My parents wanted to take us out to dinner. I love seafood. Dungeness crab and steamer clams being my two favorites.
They took us to an all you can eat seafood buffet at a place called Tug Boat Annie's. I leveled the place. I was there about 3 hours and it was mortifying to my wife. People were coming out of the back and pointing at our table. "That's him over there". It was like I was Homer Simpson. A waitress even came over and said something like "I've been allowed to offer you piece of Prime Rib if you'd like it". I declined and just kept going. Finally my wife was squirming so much and we were laughing that we started to make a scene. I just called it and said we could go. I honestly could of stayed a lot longer.
Dungeness and I go way back....I just don't fill up on it. My dad tells a story when he was stationed at Whidbey Island on the Navy base. They had an all you can eat buffet on Friday nights. He said I did so much damage one night that they tried to charge me as an adult instead of a kid. I was like 10 years old. So yea...I have a history.

>>22853661
Sorry anon this is so sad, I fear this with my parents almost everyday.

>>22854446
Thanks anon. Yeah it’s painful and if I had a time machine I’d go back and down more time. Tell her more that I appreciate her. I’ve been whispering every kind thing in her ear but she’s unable to speak and death rattling all day. I cry looking at her so I have to leave the room. But I don’t want her to sit there without someone holding her hand so I always go back. I know I’ll see her again I just wish I could have one more day.

>>22854539
Spend more time*

>>22854354
That reminds me of the time I hitchhiked to boise with my older cousin Vartanian. Varty as we used to call him had a mint condition 95 mustang that we were going to drive, but just before we left said "fuck the gasoline ---" , put a brick on the go pedal and ghost rode it right into the reservoir cackling like a maniac as it plunged into the deep. So we set off that afternoon, never had the heart to tell him that I had packed his pet lobster in the trunk. Sixty five days later and forty pounds lighter between the two of us , we landed in idaho

Pay your mom anon, its not only the money, it will give her a sense of purpose and pride in you that you can help support. Stop acting like a nigger and do it happily, you cunt

>>22854354
>>22854590
what the fuck do your boomer talk some where else BOOMERS LEAVE REEEEEEE

>>22855170
OK OK I SURRENDER! BUT PLEASE STOP THE INSULTS!

>>22853212
>retires
>still needs money
that's not retirement she just wants to mooch.
lawyer up, hit the gym, buy a few guns, read infinite jest, and move to montana

>>22853661
When my mom died of cancer i did become a better son for my dad.

>>22853212
If she wasn't like an abusive mother, you know that you should help her out regardless. I mean people here will tell you otherwise but you know that's the moral and correct thing to do. If she insists on cleaning your house let her.

>>22853661
Jesus anon I'm sorry

>>22855365
She had a kid and instead of taking care of him she can't even take care of herself and now she is shaking down her fucking son for money. She sounds like an abusive manipulative cunt. What she needs is a hard punch in the gut, maybe some getting pissed on. Then she needs to stop being a whiny fag womanchild and grow the fuck up and find a job.

>>22853212

I would give her the money she needs and clean apartment by myself.

>>22853661
Hope you're doing okay anon.

>>22855419
You'd probably lick her husband's cum out her pussy too, beta ass faggot.

>>22855409
Presumably she did take care of her kid (OP said they have a good relationship) and now she's retiring because she's old and can't work a full-time job. She should be punched for that? You're very obviously projecting some personal issues here anon.
That sounds totally non-abusive nor manipulative, and helping out your folks when they near the end of their ability at old age is normal and good. And your folks expecting their kid to help them from is also normal. Shaking someone down would be putting emotional pressure, she's literally asking for a job and probably wants to see her son at least once a week too.
I'm sorry your mom never hugged you anon, it must hurt.

>>22855459

And you'd probably have some mental issues

>>22855531
Slurp slurp, lil' cucky. Show them how mentally stable as you swallow a mouthful then lick your lips

>>22853212
She is your mother. She carried, clothed and fed you. There is no choice here.

>>22856104
She's a failure and should kill herself to preserve whatever shred of dignity she has left. As is she is a disgusting shameful disgrace. If it were my mother I would tell people I don't know her.