/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22853665
You type like a nigger

Marry a Christian and never come here again

>>22853665
unfold a paper clip or something
wrap it around your finger, tell her your married.
pump and dump her.

>>22853665
Smash discreetly and keep moving, ggez

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

>>22853665
Dont be a fuxking degenerate. Be loyal to your gf you fucking faggot. Risking comfy.jpg for some plastic faced thot is pathetic. Learn some discipline and self control simp.

>>22853665
you will have regretful thoughts no matter what you decide, but cheating is a lot more destabilizing and cruel than passing on the opportunity.

considering your ambivalence to the current gf, if you need an out, then do it without betraying her. also stop fornicating because it brings you needless suffering

>>22853665
Kill yourself degenerate.

>>22853665
Take her to a cheap ass motel and fucking demolish the shit out of her. Just do it. I was in same exact situation as you and I gave in to my coombrain for this disgustingly hot “lesbian” chick with thiccc lips who was 9/10. I couldnt resist. But i love my gf and my gf is 10x the wife material this fucking dumb slut would ever be. But shit was cash no regrets

>>22853665
dont listen to these fucking faggots

rent a hotel room and smash the fuck out of her
finish on the face

>>22853878
>shit was cash
Leave forever

I love my GF and would never want to betray her trust and everything I've built up with her over these years for a fucking small window of novel excitement. If you wouldn't want her to do it to you, then don't do it to her. Trust is mutually built. I sure hope you're just posting this for the sake of getting the fantasy out of your head so you can move on from this shit. It's not worth it. I don't know about you, but if I'm in a relationship with someone then I really want to be with them for keeps. Life's too short to waste it playing silly games of hot potato. Find someone you truly care for and who cares equally for you, and built a stable life with one another as partners who will stand up for each other through thick and thin.

My girlfriend is passed out in the sofa right next to me as in typing this. Her legs are on my lap and her hand is holding my wrist, but she's fast asleep. We read a visual novel together all day from start to finish, unlocking all possible endings, and she finally reached her limit at the final credit scene of the perfect end. She put her controller up on the sofa, curled up into a comfy position stop me, and went to sleep instantly. There's nobody in this world I would rather be with than this woman. Find a bind like this and don't you fuckin dare think of breaking it.

Also, what shitcoin is this? How much to make it????

Men like you are disgusting. Poor gf, I’ve been in her shoes and it feels like shit, if she finds out you’ll really damage her. If you do it, be ready to let your gf go. She deserves a real man who will respect and value her.

>>22853665
>lip injections
>hot
Be honest, are you a nigger?

when did biz become a blog

>>22853794
is this pasta

>>22853999
classic women doublespeak. women love men with options. OP should tell his gf he is going to fuck the other girl and there is absolutely nothing she can do about it

>>22853665
I gave up about half way through. These stories are usually good.

>>22853665
rug pull your gf and make profit

>>22853794
This is the most cringe-worthy pasta I’ve ever seen on this site

Do it, let yourself get caught, blame your gf so she tries harder in the future. Get the best of both worlds.

>>22853978
I hope to someday find someone who feels about me like you do for your gf. I’ve been with bf for almost 7 years and in the beginning of our relationship he did a lot of shit kinda like OP. Found Craigslist emails where he was looking for casual encounters with other women, broke up with me because I didn’t want to accept an open relationship or having threesomes. Weeks later he looked me up again, probably after having fucked other sluts in the meantime and realizing it wasn’t the same as having a real relationship. I was young and stupid and went back to him. But now looking back I would’ve never done it if I had the confidence and self love I have now. Our relationship is way better and he has changed in many ways, but deep down I still resent the pain he made me go through back then and I’ve never been able to trust him completely after that. Reading OP’s thread made me extremely anxious and reminded me of how most men actually think and act. I just want to find someone who wouldn’t cheat on me for anything in the world, and I don’t truly believe that person is my bf. It makes me hopeful seeing comments like yours. You’re a true gem, please never change

>>22853665
how is this /biz/ related?

>>22853665
Tell yr gf about the message
Then fuck her in a hump motel anyway

>>22853665
>saw me with another girl
This means a ton to women. If youhave pictures with women or hang around with female friends a ton of women all of the sudden want your D

>>22853665
Killself nigger degenerate

>>22853794
Based 1950s style marriage

>>22854129
>>22853978
Tldr

Kleros is vaporware

>>22854099
>This is the most cringe-worthy pasta I’ve ever seen on this site

>>22854131
It’s biz related because she’s unironically a pajeet but a really hot one and instead of shilling me a shitcoin she’s shilling me sex

This exact thing has happened to me. If you want to keep the gf the trick is to keep minimal contact... like follow her on ig or something and then once you break up you could hit her up

>>22853878
shit was cash kek
>>22853794
Kleros jurors cap this we may need it later during the culling
>>22853978
PNK, 100k

>>22854129
>Reading OP’s thread made me extremely anxious and reminded me of how most men actually think and act.
Hello ma' lady

Niggers and gooks aint thots fag.

>>22853978
Youre never gonna make it faget

>>22854034
It's either this or defi/yfi spam.

>>22853794
Based

>>22853665
I have been in scenarios like this. Just dont. I never did, but now know that i have several opportunities for rebounce, should my current relationship end

>>22854129
Spooky similar to my gf story, only we did have threesomes and our relationship is dogshit as she won't just shut the fuck up and stop being a victim with trashy selective memory. Going to leave her desu

>>22854584
Yeah, it’s probably for the best to go your separate ways. If you want to have threesomes I’m pretty sure you can find a girl who is as open minded as you are, from the beginning. But some girls go into those type of situations hoping that SOMEHOW the relationship will get better, while deep down it’s eating them alive. Then they’ll resent you afterwards. Do what’s best for both of you, anon

>>22854680
Lmfao you hit the nail on the head, nothing but resentment. I gave her plenty of chances. Sucks since she's exactly my match politics etc. wise but she can't get over this fat assed girl we fucked since that girl really liked me. Been smashing solo for awhile while she seethes at home and she fucking cut me open before I started doing solo stuff. Recently she flew off the handle again I'm out.

>>22853705
this. good advice

>>22853665
Just do it. The country/world is going to be in complete chaos in a couple months. There are already purple skies in Ukraine right now (see /pol/). You are going to regret the fuck out of this when your in a FEMA camp soon and could have done it before you get ovened.

>>22854680
I think older chicks almost understand that guys want some variety. Guys can love a chick but just want to fuck another chick. There was a NBA Russian player Andrew kirelienko who is married to some total babe Russian pop star. And she let him sleep with 1 other chick a year. Now obviously that might be a tad different cuz he’s in the NBA and not together with her a lot of the time. But chicks still know. He didn’t do it tho, I don’t think.

>>22853878
You embarrassed yourself today. Go away for awhile.

>>22853665
That’s a man

>>22854767
Yeah, her going full psycho is taking it a bit far. Maybe fat ass girl could be the new gf. Point is, people need to accept when it’s best for both to just move on, you and me included. Best of luck to you

>>22854857
Yeah but I know there are guys out there who want the same as I do, someone who doesn’t want to have sex with others. I could argue that a lot of women also like to keep their options open and fuck different guys at the same time. But I’m not like that, I’ve tried and I’ve never ended up feeling good about myself. And if all I can get is horny dudes well I’d just rather be alone for the rest of my life with some kitties

>>22853878
this. IF you are going to do don't hold back and treat her like a pornstar that you didn't even have to pay to fuck. also film it on your cell phone then upload it here. but just show us pictures of the girl I don't want to see your dick.

>>22853794
dangerously based

>>22854131
jannies will let you post literally anything except HEX threads

>>22853665
Read this OP:
>>22853705
Repent from your sodomistic ways and return on the path of god.

>>22853665
Just do it, you pussy. Stop asking a mongolian basket weaving forum to make your decisions for your shitty unfulfilled life.