/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's happening.

>>22850411
I had 800 UNI earlier today.
Sold 400 for STAKE. I am planning to buy back in once the reddit bake off is announced.

>Did I fuck up

>>22850411
I fucking hate this stupid shitcoin

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

$6 is FUD. try $60

>>22850411
There’s literally no reason for it to pump, it’s gonna crash again

there's literally no reason for me to pump loads in your mom, yet i don't like using condoms

>>22850411
>/biz/ gonna miss out
>AGAIN
enjoy your ps5s

I tried swinging it and got bogged. I have to wait and see if it breaks through $6.

>>22850411
please for the love of god, bail me out bros.
i don't want uni. i want link.
pump me. fuckin pump me bros.
i fucking hate this coin.
buy my bags bros.
i just want link.

>>22850538
i remember you. did cb refund you?

Ohh my God!!!!! Am I not going to be a bag holder aasaaaa fuck yes

>>22850500
>>22850519
no reason that you know of :^)

>>22850538
send me 75 uni and i will shill so hard for you daddy

>>22850538
Dang. Honestly that pic you posted is crazy.
This is why I don't buy LINK in 2020. You could have bought 10k LINK for so cheap two years ago. It seems fraudulent to but it now. That's just be though.

What problem do you have with UNI? I honestly think at the very least it will go to 43$ at some point. But I expect with the release of UNI V3 that it could possibly blow up to 100$ or so.

>So why so much hate for UNI? We all got it for free and potentially will be worth hundreds.

>>22850557
no, the email is still open though, they didnt close it out yet. but that doesnt mean much to me.

>>22850411
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT UNIBROS?!

Can believer this was free

>>22850619
Same desu. I went on uniswap to buy PNK and now got 400 UNI in the bank mein negger

>>22850411
>>22850455
>>22850488
>>22850500
>>22850533
>>22850599
You guys are the guys! dkys gmi

Do the needful buy uniswap to save my village.

oh god, it's tanking again. tanking with no heals.
again.

>this is a fool's rally

Liquidity provider here
thanks for the free money

FUCK MY LIFE, MY WALLET GOT HACKED. ALL MY FUCKING UNI IS GONE. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY FOR ME TO KILL MYSELF

https://etherscan.io/address/0xE198460222dE99f21c51047D2e1a9692D213BF45
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Never mind. I made a little money. Maybe next week.

>>22850835
>https://etherscan.io/address/0xE198460222dE99f21c51047D2e1a9692D213BF45
F

Nice project!

>>22850835
metamask? i moved everything to binance out of paranoia

>>22850951
Right before the fucking bull run, I am not even joking about this but what would be the fastest and most painless way to kill myself in mine craft survival mode?

>>22850954
post tits, post pits, post feet.

>>22850985
>metamask
no coinbase wallet on my phone.

>>22851008
>phone

>>22850411
It's literally dumping right now

>some whale pumps
>stops

>>22850411
Imagine not dumping the spread-filled whale cash out + short squeezes and accumulating FIAT For Clover42.

Man, can someone tell me whats the big fucking deal with this token? What the fuck does it do, why does it have value at all? I dont even have any but what the fuck does it actually fucking do, or what does it plan to do.

ALSO, XRP IS THE BEST, THANKS FOR RECOMENDING IT TO ME /biz, FUCK ALL U LINKERS, I BOUGHT IN AT 20 AND SOLD AT 16, THANK GOD

>>22851114
same question here. I don't see why it has any value at all

>>22851092
Are you retarded? Genuinely concerned here.

fuck all you reddit newfags ill be riding my unicorn to the fucking moon while you plebs hold your bags

is uni worth holding for a month or is this it

>>22851182
Are you retarded as well? Genuinely concerned here.

It's Bog crabbing. They're trying to make money off you buying and selling.

Has any anon here seen my old fren poomp mee?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of poopee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5hFMy4pTrs

>>22851212
i'm guessing you can 100% predict the future can't you you schoolboy bitch

>>22851381
>IS GOVERNANCE COIN WORTH HOLDING UNTIL GOVERNANCE IS ABOUT TO START?
This is you retard.

>>22851114
It's a governance token.

>>22851416
when does it start then Mr. Nostradamus

>>22851438
Imagine having stock in the NYSE or DOW or NASDAQ themselves.

Laaaalalalaa I'm comfy with my 500 UNI. Sorry for the people who sold. This is going to $20. Laalalalaaaa laalaalaaa...

>>22851571
Thanks just sold 50K

Easy $10, when they release V3 of Uniswap. Easily a top 10 token, selling is retarded.

Massive buy signal

>>22851571
if you dont realize big brain is un-ironically playing 97D chess your never going to make it.

>>22851689
I bought back in. We seem to be on the floor.

Now we wait for a whale to crash it back down to 4.8

CZ pity pump

>>22850411
Still waiting

>>22850411
MAKE IT TO 6 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Is this zee whales who pomped eet 30 cents? Bonjour. Pomp eet ageen to $6.

>>22851546

Not w the big defi project comingoming out lol.. goodnight uni

This is pumping because the UNI staff were warned that the Fantom fork of UNI would be released within the coming days.

I got out as its likely going to dump hard.

>>22850411
I sold my UNI for CORE. I plan on rebuying, and looks like I will be doing so sooner than expected LOL.

>Fuck, which of these phones do I call to pomp eet? Bonjour. Bonjour, are you zee pomper?

>>22851438
They said after a 30 day grace period literally in the post holy fuck. DO YOU NOT READ?!?!?!?! ARE YOU RETARDED?!?!?!?

>>22852526
>>22852531
here they come right on time

It's time

>>22852604
do you still believe in the UNI hype after all of this? >>22852531 >>22852526

>>22852654
I don't give 2 shits about fantom

>>22852682
what do you have to say about the big defi project coming out?

>>22852682
kek. ngmi.
There will be no reason to use UNI very shortly. The fork has no gas fees mate.

>>22852687
I say, "suck my nuts. not selling."

>>22851114
It's like owning shares in uniswap. That's it. it's not really a currency in that sense.

>>22852703
what do you have to say about this? >>22852694

>>22852694
>>22852716
Suck my nuts. Not selling.

>>22852731
but you can't defend it?

>I like this new system better, therefore everyone else will and all traffic will immediately move to the new system
Literally the most common mistake in crypto

>>22852741
>/biz/
>defend

you're on the same board as the ripple schizos you know that right

>>22852768
how? I'm just a bystander asking questions?

>>22852741
but you can't suck my nuts?

>>22852797
how as in how are you here or how are you this dumb to keep asking /biz/ why they need to justify their retarded actions like buying into uni at 5.20 when it's gonna tank down to 4.8 again tomorrow

>>22852824
>buy
I said, "Suck my nuts. Not selling." Not, "Suck my nuts. Buying the local top."

Its about to bart simpson so fucking hard lol. You guys were warned.

>>22852859
ah yeah this is a free coin going back to my ripple schizos bye friends say hi to the equestrians at 1 dollar

>>22852531

it's over.
>it's over
dumping
>doom pee

>>22852946
Actual users don't want to pay gas fees? What the fuck was this headline trying to convey?
A consumer will naturally always sway towards the better deal.

We were so close to breaking out

I'm not buying more for now, this is too shaky

>>22852898
>>22852531

Called it fucking perfectly.

THEEEEEE SIMMMPPPSOOOOOOOOS

>>22850835
This is why you fucking losers are poor and will stay poor. You saw one dude do this and got a ton of free shit, then another one got some free shit but not a lot due to appropriate skepticism, and now here you are. You stole someone's idea because it worked for them and now you aren't going to get dick from anybody because you're an unoriginal fucking loser

>>22853206
Now apply this to your strategy on which flavor of the day shitcoin PND you choose. Ever notice you always buy in AFTER it already started pumping? This is because you're an unoriginal lazy fucking loser

>$5 stablecoin

>>22850411
BACK DOWN TO 4.80 WE GO

>>22853945
When will crab season end?

>>22853980
Well hey if it crabs at 5 we can at least hope for an actual pump to 6..... right?

>>22853980
When you finally trade your UNI for something better. It was good while it lasted but ETH really let it down.

Unibros I sold at 5.1. It's going back into the 4s I'll rebuy lower... but I'm losing hope.

>crabbing again
time to ignore crypto for a while

>>22850411
>4.93
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>22855037
It'll pump 30 cents again within 4 hours.

>>22850411
15$ oct

>>22855643
no it wont.
this shit will be under $4.00 by tomorrow night.
it is the worst crypto.

idk bros, there will be lots of pink wojaks within the coming week from those who sold.

It's going up from $4.70.

4.80 stablecoin piece of shit

What should I do with my 400 UNI? Pool UNI-ETH or just hold?

Bitcoin is moving lower, dragging all alts with it

Is it over UNI bros?

>>22857325
It’s over. Shame really.

>>22857049
are we just going to ignore this?

>>22857325
no

it's just getting started unibros

>>22851114
>I BOUGHT IN AT 20 AND SOLD AT 16, THANK GOD

You and I- two men, one soul, all losses.

>>22854645
>sell my uni
>invest in memes
>get fucked and lose it all

I should have just accepted the crabbing.

My stump is itching bros, it only does this when UNI is about to go on a run.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

whhhhhhhy it's not pumping