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Definitive step by step guide from seeing a girl you like —-> being boyfriend and girlfriend.
GO!

>> No.22849980

>being boyfriend and girlfriend.
Thats retarded bro I just rape. You should too.

>> No.22849988

>>22849980
fpbp

>> No.22850008

>>22849980
Good luck in prison lol

>> No.22850293

>>22849964
be yourself

>> No.22850309

>>22849964
wildly depends on 3 things: money, looks and status.

>> No.22850343
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22850343

>>22849964
*Ahem*

>> No.22850648

>>22849964
SCENE 1: A BAR:
(a) hey! [smile]
(b) what you drinking?
(c) I don't wanna jump on ya.. not unless, you want me to..
(d) no, your fucking cunt mother is not living with us
(e) you lawyer me?! I lawyer YOU!. Its LAWYER TIME, bitch
SCENE 2: SAME BAR, SOME TIME HAS PASSED:
(f) hey! [twisted smile]
(g) I just got divorced..

>> No.22851059
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22851059

>>22849964
>hi
>hi anon
>you want to hang out sometime?
>ok :)
>hang out
>put your penis inside
>congrats you are now boyfriend & girlfriend you may kiss the bride

>> No.22852212

Bump

>> No.22852273

Step 1: Find existing boyfriend and girlfriend
Step 2: Assert Dominance over boyfriend
Step 3: Take girlfriend
Sep 4: Defend girlfriend from other males until she lays eggs for your children.

>> No.22852385

>>22849964
This is the low IQ, short term, approach that will only lead to you finding HOOAHS
You date women, to find out which ones are marriage material, and which ones you like, and which of the ones you like, like you back enough to say yes to a proposal.

Then you have decades to raise a family of 15 to bring about a new dynasty.

>> No.22853674

Unironically the red pill is to steal a quality girlfriend from someone else.

The whole problem with getting a good girl is that they good ones are taken. The single ones have many options and will not be interested in you. Women are dumb when they have too many options.

Steal one from her boyfriend by being her friend, slowly showing you have a much better life. Lie about seeing other girls and have a good time with her. She'll monkey branch to you by first breaking up with her bf (who will get jealous from her hanging out with you and try to tell her not to do it). I don't know why but whenever a bf says this to a girl, she sees it as a challenge and tries to be "free".

Don't invest too much in women though. She'll probably branch away to another cock when she sees something nice. Just do this with many at the same time.