/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22843998
Sometimes I even leave my phone on my desk while I go take a shit at work, I don't care if it rings, or if it goes wild with notifications of the latest market developments, that's just how indifferent to vibrating cucks delicate ears I am

>>22843998
Someone pleas call the Based department, they have to see this

> not taking every call on speaker
> thinks he's chadding it

>>22844065
I have them on the line now

>>22843998
>brown skin

>>22843998
>is black
>he thinks he's gonna make it

>>22843998
>he doesnt keep it on silent at all times.
You get to contact me on my terms, not the other way around.

I set my phone to "boomer mode" so it rings at 120dB

>>22843998
>nigger
>obnoxious
imagine my shock

>>22844238
> not letting it ring until the caller gets tired of waiting when you don't want to answer

I bet you're a beta voicemail haver too

>>22843998
Mute, silent all notifications.

That's what you have anon, that's what everyone of you must have.

Fuck the social media companies.
Fuck the Thots.
Fuck the ecomm.

They all want your attention, you are the product, you are onions green.

The faster you recognize this, the better you are.

Phones are the new chains, you are a slave to the tech companies.

You hear those old stories of the breaker of chains, slave revolts, etc. And no, I'm not talking about black people.

That's what you are now, you're given the pretext of freedom, and you choose addictive devices.

You even pay for the privilege, of newer, faster, bigger, nicer handcuffs.

Be free, anon. And you'll see the world as it is and you'll join the elite on top, and maybe, even, help to free the people who were like you once.

Or, keep in tune and make the system harder to break out, destroying how you escaped and making it ever harder for someone in your previous shoes to come out on top.

>>22843998
i literally answer my phone in public and usually call all unknowns with "guten tag kike"
and make fun of them for being goyim trying to be jews..
no honor in a goyim trying to be a jew.
when a jew jews at least that in natural.

>>22843998
>> He doesn't put his phone on sound mode
>> He thinks he's gonna make it
>Just laughing at insecure vibrating virgins.


i cant because the loud noises scare me

>>22844287
Nope voice mail inbox perpetually "full."
I quite simply dont give a shit who you are. You are not getting a hold of me unless I want you to.

>>22843998
>>22844024
fucking BASED
its even better if you are speaking in a foreign language compared to the people who you work with and just fucking yell in a language on the phone they cannot understand while working in the office

>>22843998
>he owns a phone

>>22843998
Imagine being cucked by a robot spy machine that invades your mind everytime some retard calls you to say hi. Imagine being so cucked that another man can invade your mind anytime he wants. Imagine getting notified for some bullshit spam email because another man wants to sell you some shit.

Leta be honest phones are 98% useless

>>22844163
Only nigs do this annoying ass shit. AND ONLY IN PUBLIC!

>>22843998
Based

> Uses old school bell telephone ringtone.
> Runs it on max volume
> No voicemail
> look at phone caller ID while it rings 8-9 times deciding if I will answer
> zoomer triggered
> reeeeeeee.jpg

>>22844304

> imagine being this insecure

I can't

>>22844374
Wow, getting mad Incel vibes here bro

>>22844339

May I return the based acknowledgement? The true red pill is to do this while making fun of said coworkers over the phone with your bro

>>22844325
one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

>phone is permanently on priority only so only contacts can call or text me

Fuck off pajeets :)

>>22844304
Based. Everyone should read this. Starting is as simple as disabling notifications from social media apps.

>>22844901

ok Karl Marx

>>22843998
>He puts his phone on loud so he nevers misses the sweet dopamine hit of hoping someone loves him enough to contact him
> He thinks anybody would give a fuck if he died

Just laughing at insecure phone simps

>>22844394
BETA MALE DETECTED

orb.bz is the way

>>22843998
Imagine being such a cuck slave to your notifications that you have a loud sound on for it to interrupt you constantly

My phone stays on silent permanently, chances are I want to ignore you. Also my voicemail is full, fuck you, go away.