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>He has a girlfriend
>He thinks he will make it in the bull run

>> No.22832422
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Good thing mine just broke up with me last month because I lost my job, little did she know I was already sitting on 70 ETH and 10k LINK.

>> No.22832493

>>22832422
based
>>22832403
correct

>> No.22832763

>>22832422
Don’t speak to your SO about crypto.

>> No.22832950

>>22832403
Just keep your fucking mouth shut! My wife knows nothing and will know nothing.

>> No.22832962

>>22832403
My girlfriend pays for my food and gas and car insurance so I can stack more LINK, I'm gonna make it because of my girlfriend.

>> No.22832967

>>22832950
>Wife

You may as well just tell her because you will never be rich you fool

>> No.22832996

>>22832403

>talks about making it
>can't even afford to maintain a family
>thinks he's a man

>> No.22833057

>>22832763
I didn't otherwise I'd never have gotten out of that mess with my bags intact

>> No.22833217

>>22832950
Get in the position that you can walk out the door with a suitcase and a USB stick.

>> No.22833539

>>22832962
fine but surprise her when u cash out

>> No.22833624

>>22832950
Lol me too. At this point I don’t even know how to explain all of this stuff to her. She knows Bitcoin that’s about it

>> No.22833681

>>22832403
My gf loves me, been together for 8 years, both of us are not even mid 20 and she makes more money than I do and invests 60% of her wage in stocks and other assets.
I don't know how I deserve her bros, how is everything in my life utter shit but this worked out so good? I truly hope you guys meet a chick like her eventually, life with a cool female is based.

>> No.22833694

>>22832950
have kids or file for a divorce before you become rich, the moment she notices something different (new watch, new car, or even just feeling happy and free) she will try to get some.

>> No.22833714

>>22833681
ugly female hands wrote this post

>> No.22833835

A gf is expensive af. And she was the kind that shared the costs so i cant even imagine what it is to be with a cunt that payes nothing.

>> No.22833882

>>22833714
Amerimud cope

>> No.22833900

>>22833681
Cuck

>> No.22834090

>>22833900
virgin loner

>> No.22834742
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>>22832403
I told my family casually some months ago about chainlink during the pump and they werent really interested, then since its dumped they mocked and laughed at me, and I told them I sold it all after that ( ofc I didnt ). I hope im in the clear now

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>>22833835
not even a meme, my gf expects me to buy expensive gifts because i max my credit card for us going out precovid each month and now she says i dont have to do that

>> No.22834832

>>22834742
Only if you prepare what you will say when you make it.
Create a fake front company and say you are trading, investing or something like this.
They will find out you have more money than you should have if you use your new wealth too visibly.
You better prepare yourself to say no to their constant demands for free money they didn't take the risk to earn.
You will then have to look for new friends who don't need to work...

>> No.22835307

>>22834809
you didn't get her young enough. When she expects expensive shit she is beyond repairable, you need to groom her in smart money usage. I mean what about all those FIRE people? They usually are couples, sometimes even with kids. SMart chicks exist and they don't need to be ugly as shit

>> No.22835332
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>HE
>HAS
>A
>GIRLFREN

>> No.22835383

>>22833681
Enjoy it while it lasts. Nothing lasts forever, naive kid

>> No.22835402

>>22835307
Lmao i got my gf into expensive shit. I want a hyper glamorous sex bomb into middle age.

>> No.22835430

>>22832403
>tfw gf thinks your broke
>tfw have 100k in my checking account she doesn't know about

>> No.22835458

>>22833217
Unironically dreaming of this moment.

>> No.22835470

>>22835430
So she's savvy then.

>> No.22835555

>>22832422
Based

>> No.22835591

>>22835383
>NOTHING LASTS FOREVER
yeah I'm aware we all die someday

>> No.22835593
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>>22832996
he fell for the
>legally give an irrational emotional woman rights half of everything you have and will ever have meme

Ngmi

>> No.22835609

>>22835591
>we all die someday
>he isn't going to become a cyborg
NGMI

>> No.22835989

>>22835609
Imagine your mind runs on IOTA and they fucking pause the network for a couple of months

>> No.22836054

>>22832403
What's my gf gonna do to wreck me lol?
I feel comfy despite this rocky month in market

>> No.22836221

>>22836054
extremely naive, you’ll learn the hard way

>> No.22836235

>>22836221
who hurt you

>> No.22836292

>>22833882
oh so you're a eurotard.

i hope you and your ugly girlfriend get rapped by muzzies.

>> No.22836302

>>22832403
In my case, we’re going to make it together. We’re both accumulating, just waiting for that bull run. Life is great

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>>22833900

>> No.22836442

>>22836235
Your mommma's fat ass XD

>> No.22836521

>>22836235
someone I loved, getting cheated on is a bitch. you never really get over that level of betrayal

>> No.22836617

>>22833681
Your gf is either fat, unattractive, or mentally ill. It goes against a woman's natural instinct to date down. Hee hypergamy will kick in pretty soon as she gets closer to 30.

>> No.22836863

>>22832403
lmao nice cope you incel

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my gf gives me money to buy crypto
problem loser?

>> No.22837354

>>22836617
Sure but who is she gonna get once she's past the wall at that age

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>>22836617
Knowing you're a fucking incel actually makes me happy, have fun killing youself in the next couple of years brother. That'll be your
>NATURAL INSTINCT
you fucking looser

>> No.22837488

>>22837357
>8 posts
Your posts read like they were writen by a desperate tranny.

>> No.22837580

>>22834742
>little cousin Johnny only made 800% gains rather than 1200%
>hahaha what a fucking loser