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Join the Church of the Unicorn today!
>Telegram: Church_of_the_Unicorn

Seeking early investors and true believers.
Tried and tested business model.

Your degeneracy has been rewarded! The Unicorn has bestowed upon you a great gift!

PRAISE THE UNICORN!!!

Only those with unquestionable faith shall make it. Only the chosen shall be rewarded.

Upon entry to the church, all your sins will be forgiven!!!

>Membership:

>All are welcome to vote with us on important Uniswap matters
>Membership will be available by purchasing any amount of Indulgence
>Written Indulgences declare the holder free of sin and blessed by the Unicorn
>Holders of 100 Uni who apply before TGE shall receive an Indulgence
>Members will be required to HOLD at least 100 Uni to be considered “Chosen”
>Only the Chosen may join the Clergy
>Clergy members only, will be entitled to vote on church policy and receive benefits


>Mission:

1. WE SHALL NOT SELL, for the Clergy must control the majority of the UNI in circulation if we are to succeed. Only the chosen shall succeed.

2. WE SHALL SPREAD THE WORD of the Uniswap Governance Token to the masses. Our rhetoric must tell the people to do their own research, but consider UNI

3. WE SHALL REMAIN UNITED as one when asked to vote on important Uniswap matters, decided by the clergy in open forum. Assisting others in need to vote with us for the good of the church.

4. WE SHALL NOT FUD. Any fear, uncertainty, or doubt is considered heresy and will result in exile from the church. Even a whisper of FUD shall turn the eye of the bear.

5. WE SHALL NOT CRITICISE. Praise be to he who gambles with the most faith. For we were once degenerate gamblers ourselves and have been rewarded for our recklessness.


This is the way of the church. Repent Now!

This is the path to redemption for your sins!!!

>> No.22828453

Any thoughts on Binance trying to buy up all the UNI?

>> No.22828462

>>22828444
>Prophecy:

“
There walks among us a group of “True Degenerates”. They are those who held many accounts and gave to the divine pools before the great gift was given by the Unicorn. Miners, Bot-Runners & The First Believers.

When the True Degenerates join us alongside the Great Whales in our mission, we shall all make it.

If the eye of the bear is turned we must accumulate and forego our other attempts at greatness. We must fill the Uniswap liquidity pools and keep the faith at all costs. For the accumulator shall become the whale.

When the the prophecy is fulfilled the Church will create a new financial paradigm of investor-control-expansionism and we shall change the world, as we see fit.

”

Praise the Unicorn!!!


>Our Message:

“
>Futures, stocks and options trading involves substantial risk of loss
> and is not suitable for every investor.
> Investing in the crypto-market, at this level is a degenerate activity
> and beyond anyone's ability to predict the potential outcome of your investment.
>
>With that being said, Consider Uniswap...
>
>It's the first user-friendly decentralised exchange
>It's at the forefront of decentralised finance
>UNI “enshrines Uniswap as publicly-owned and self-sustainable”
>The Church of the Unicorn is a great place to express your positive thoughts about UNI,
>all are welcome
”

Spread the word! Change the world in 2024!

>> No.22828479

>>22828453
I'm sure they see the potential

>> No.22828483
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22828483

>>22828444
>>22828462
did cz write this?

>> No.22828500

I heard that Binance is the only one who can vote right now and I'm scare

>> No.22828502
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22828502

>>22828444

>> No.22828516

>>22828483
No, this pasta is fresh

>> No.22828540

>>22828516
nice fren.

>> No.22828593

>>22828500
That's why we need people to hold 100 UNI, and keep it where it can be monitored

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>>22828593
i have over 10k uni fren.
wtf do i do. they told me to gib it to binance fren.

>> No.22828780

>>22828665
I'm as scared as you are. We need to have a place to pool our thoughts and ideas. We must prepare for 2024!

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22828792

>>22828780
i'm gonna need a bigger hat fren.

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22828813

>/biz/ trying to control Uniswap by pooling their tokens/delegating authority

Lmao this will fall apart when a pajeet gains control over your pools and steals all the coins. /biz/ is dead, shitpoos killed it.

>> No.22828905

>>22828813
It's possible, this is why we need more than just a holders club...the church is our answer. This project will use something similar to Uniswap SOCKS for fundraising in the initial stages.

>> No.22829763

>>22828444
Also Check'em