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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass shitcoins. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, do any of you even own any actual equities that have real world value? How about real estate? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of the stock market because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than multi level marketing or playing the lottery.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "trade minuscule amounts of pretend money on the internet"? I also got straight A's at Harvard Business School and work on Wall Street (Me and some bros from my firm ate at a 3 star Michelin restaurant last night and then banged smoking hot high end escorts afterwards; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Vid Related: It's me and my bros
https://youtu.be/p_B5WZCJd5g

>> No.22825275

>>22825144
>working on wall street with a business degree instead of a math or cs degree
ask me how I know you're a second class citizen

>> No.22825336

>>22825275
Ask me how I know you are new on this website

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>>22825144
Gomenasai, my name is Sergey-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent philisophy culture. I hope I can become a blockchain evangelist for Studio Ethereum or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>> No.22825399

>>22825275

Murk loar

>> No.22825400

>>22825275
I write IPO’s for multi billion dollar companies. Yeah automated trading division pulls in a lot of money but we hide those ugly freaks in the basement because they’re total nerds and nobody likes them

>> No.22825573

>>22825275
I don't know why you're replying to stale pasta; but if you go to an Ivy League school, you can go to wall street with a meme degree. A 4.0 from Harvard Business School would basically guarantee you a good job on wall street. You might even go straight into private equity.