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22813522 No.22813522 [Reply] [Original]

so, who's the first taker?

>> No.22813541

>>22813522
kys simp-enabler

>> No.22813567

>>22813522
>First taker
>Implying she isn't just going to accept all takers and send them a standard string of automated messages at set times

This is called creating a sense of urgency, basically marketing 101. All she needs is a countdown timer and she's basically like every other fake guru webinar shill.

>> No.22813574

what a waste of money. you could have fucked 10 better looking Chinese whores for that same price.

>> No.22813577

>>22813522
No one. Because no one here is a SIMP.

>> No.22813581

humanity is dooooomed lol

>> No.22813586

>>22813567
God I wish I was a woman sometimes, i'd do shit like this all the time and i'd be retired by 23 with minimal effort

>> No.22813598

>>22813567
its an nft you fuckhead, oinly one person can buy it

>> No.22813615

>>22813567
>Implying she isn't just going to accept all takers and send them a standard string of automated messages at set times
Yeah I never understood why people who do only fans do it. Isn't the content just pre-made? Like you don't actually interact with them right? It's not like even a cam girl or something.

>> No.22813620

>>22813522
Disgusting. I'd rather use drugs to feel better and it'd still be less harmful.

>> No.22813714
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22813714

>>22813586
Since this is clearly a guy, you should have no trouble being some anon's virtual girlfriend either. Moreso since you seem to idealize it. Can't wait to see you on RARI and SIMP for you, hun.

>> No.22813759

What's stopping anyone from listing fake profiles here or just forwarding them to some chatbot?

>> No.22813765

What the fuck is a simp?

>> No.22813864
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22813864

>putting permanent and immutable proof of being an thot on a fucking blockchain
According to my chainlinked oracles, the definitive truth is that you're a whore. I'll pass.

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22814063

>>22813522
VIRTUAL
>VIRTUAL
I mean if she would offer to be a real girlfriend with sex for a week and that price it would be a serious offer

>> No.22814253

>>22813522
>beautycam
she's using a beauty filter. i bet she's fucking hideous or a man.

>> No.22814665

>>22813864
>muh oracles
scam, forever and always

>> No.22815075

>>22813522
Might be worth buying her for an old lady. Having to thot herself for a perverted, geriatric bat might do her some damage.

>> No.22815155

>>22813522
Anybody with this nft in their collectibles just signals massive simp retard.

>> No.22815156

>>22814253
It's obvious. Look at the photo. She looks like she's aging badly and that's underneath a ton of makeup.

>> No.22815265

jawline too pointy