/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22798112
Software Engineering

>>22798112
Intelligence doesn’t matter. Worst trait

idiot, imagine thinking you're too intelligent

Diet and exercise, you fat fuck.

>>22798112
Stop being a fat fucking piece of shit you stupid fucking retard

>>22798112
Just pick up a physically demanding hobby in your off time, and go for jogs to burn off calories.

>>22798155
Also just go vegan or vegetarian. Guaranteed weight loss.

>>22798112
stop eating junk and start exercising, why do you even need to ask?

>>22798112
Top intelligent is a meme. You're sperging for sure. Count your calories and get your shit together.

Door to door salesmen

>>22798112
"I'm too intelligent"

yeah, right you fucking retard. what are you doing here? get off your high horse you autistic piece of shit, start lifting and get a job instead of betting on pajeet coins with your parents money and trump bux

>>22798226
Probably too lazy. 8 hours at a boring job then come home and be bored it kills you.

I lay in bed 24 hours a day and still only slightly chubby tho not even close to obese

Also humans need to do drugs or they end up fapping and eating all day

>>22798270
>lifting
>getting a job
ngmi

Cycling is the cure-all to being overweight. Works on everyone indiscriminately

>>22798171
this
10k steps every other day fatty, lay off the bedtime stacks too

>>22798112
If you're intelligent you can just use manual labour to get a high paying easy job in the field doing something like operating machinery or safety.

>t. anon who just spent 12 hours lifting stuff on and off a roof in a telehandler for a roofing company making $46/hr

>>22798112
That means you are not as intelligent as you think.

>>22798112
exercise you dumb cunt. get a sit-stand desk, do squats/lunges/pushups during boring meetings, stop eating trash.

lose the weight, maximize your life span. there is literally nothing more important than your health, squandering it is the literal worst thing you can do for your future. not only will it make you depressed and put you in physical pain, it will in all likelihood financially ruin you too.

>>22798271
I get that, but it still needs to be done if you want to remain healthy.
Just doing a 10 minute exercise a day, maybe when you wake up, is enough to get started. It gets easier the more you do it.
For diet, what helped me was using a calorie tracking app so that I'm reminded as to why I shouldn't pick up fast food or eat some dessert. (entering the calories of your average fast food sandwich really puts it into perspective). It's hardly that much of a hassle either since these apps can generally be pretty easy to use.
I use a lot of drugs, but I don't think I'd end up fapping and eating all day without them desu. Guess everyone has their own coping mechanisms.

You can't be intelligent and overweight. It's a sign you have unresolved business. Something is causing the eating. Stress, loneliness or other shit that is making you feel bad. Solve your problem and you are on the right path

>>22798112
> I'm too intelligent
> Is a fat lard working babbies first desk job

>>22798112
If you were smart you wouldn’t be a disgusting fat fuck

>>22798112
anon get your fat ass up and stop eating pizza with pineapple

REEEEEEEEEEE YOU CAN BE INTELLIGENT AND RUN HIGH LEVEL CONSTRUCTION JOBS WITH PEOPLE WORKING UNDER YOU WHILE STAYING ACTIVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE SPEND 2 WEEKS ON A BIG ASS EXCAVATOR DIGGING TRENCHES AND SMASHING CONCRETE, THEN A WEEK DOING ELECTRICAL WORK, THEN PROGRAM A BUNCH OF CONTROLLERS, THEN DO SQL MANAGEMENT, THEN A WEEK CHUMMING IT WITH ENGINEERS AND BUDGET MANAGERS TO MAKE THE CYCLE KEEP GOING

YOURE NOT TOO INTELLIGENT YOURE JUST FUCKING LAZY BRO GOD DAMN

>>22798586
Show me one intelligent person that does any of those things.

>>22798112
If you're so smart why are you poor and fat?

>>22798112
If you’re indeed that intelligent you would understand that by investing in your own appearance and charisma you can have others willingly do things for you. Did hitler not teach you anything about leadership?

>>22798698
Why are you?

>>22798731
deflecting the question
>ngmi

Learn to cook and go gluten free unironically

>>22798731
I'm not, and gave no indication that I am so, you're backlash though gives some light that you may be. Sorry about your luck and developed habits.

>>22798731
SON ONE DAY YOU WILL REALIZE THAT CONSTRUCTION IS THE MOST PROFITABLE PIECE OF ASS YOU CAN EVER GET YOUR MOUTH ON, YES THERE ARE A LOT OF RETARDS - JUST LIKE AT THE COFFEE SHOP YOU SWEEP FLOORS AT, BUT WHEN YOUR CRUSH SERVES ME COFFEE AND STUMBLES OVER HER WORDS HOLDING MY AMEX BUSINESS CLASS CARD, AS SHE SMELLS THE AROMA OF MY SWEET F250 KING RANCH LEATHER SEATS THROUGH THE WINDOW - YOU WILL REALIZE HOW UNINTELLIGENT YOU REALLY ARE SON

>>22798765
>>22798794
>2 retards who can't read IDs

>>22798112
Manual labor is best for the intellectual. You can think while you work instead of your mind being preoccupied with bullshit.

>>22798112
people who refuse to do manual labor are worth about as much as the dirt on the bottom of my shoe.the key is doing manual labor for a high wage. you'll never know how satisfying it is to bust serious ass and get a seriously big paycheck for it. stay worthless, you piece of shit.

>>22798112
lose weight bitchtits

>>22798270

>>22799001
Why would I do that when I can make six figures being a code monkey that gets to work from home and still have time to swim and weight train thanks to the lack of commute and long hours?
Congrats, you’re the strongest slave on the plantation. Good for you, but you’re still a nigger.

>>22798942
Been thinking about this lately
>enslave your body, while your mind is free
vs
>enslave your mind, while your body is "free" (usually wasting away at a computer)

>>22798112
what are you even asking

are you saying you want a better job

are you saying you want to lose weight

just go to the gym faggot

>>22799559
seriously though OP look into intermittent fasting. it works very well, I was running 20/4 fast for like a year and dropped around 50 pounds. that has built some discipline on being okay with being hungry sometimes but i am not perfect and have swings. in any case i think IF will help with initial progress and motivate you enough to keep doing cardio/HIIT or to start lifting regularly. lifting is very fun and not as hard or intimidating as it may seem, just try to stay positive and build a habit so it becomes harder to break

hope you make it anon, you fucking dipshit

>>22799593
to be clear I was doing IF while lifting and doing hiit every week at least once, not just IF, but food is def more important for weight loss than hitting the gym

You're clearly not very smart because you're incapable of impulse control so you'll be a fat pretentious self absorbed retard for the rest of your days

>>22798112
Asking what to do to avoid manual labor is a good first step. You're trying to adapt and that is the sign of intelligence.

The answer is lurk more. And move more, honestly. Sedentary unhealthy lifestyle means you will die sooner.

>>22798112
>too intelligent
>obese
Pick one, if you're actually smart enough to justifyingly have an ego about it then simple calorie counting should be easy as shit.

>>22798112
start deadlifting, and using barbell/free weights


I did deadlifts first time last week...just make sure form is good and start w light weights

>>22798112
> Im too autistic to do manual labor and too lazy to look after my health via exercise and a good diet.

Fixed it for you OP

Fixed it for you OP

>>22798112

Ugh

>I have a diploma in business I received at age 20.
>I'm currently studying chemistry and engineering, not at university, just because I want to teach my kid how to build rockets.
>I've got a great grasp of quantum physics, and have been asked to host lectures on pure mathematics and math theories I formulated on my own, mostly on quasicrystal structures
>never attended a university, hardly attended high school

You know what I did out of highschook?
Plumbing.

You know why? Dad told me to.

You know what I do now?
I dig trenches as a laborer for plumbers hahaha because I am a DUMB CUNT and did not listen to my Dad.

FUCK you OP, I love diggin holes.
I just wish it was MY business I was digging for.

>>22798112
You're not that intelligent if you are obese

>>22798112
>intelligent
>obese

Pick one

>>22798292
it also indiscriminately turns you into a faggot

>>22798112
eat less and go for a walk you fucking retard

>>22798190
Nope. I know lots of "vegetarians" that pretty much only eat pizza and pasta, so practucally only carbohydrates, which will make you fat. The key to losing weight is not snacking at all, only eating 3 meals per day and only one plate per meal and if you really want to lose weight then try cutting ALL carbohydrates for a few weeks.

>>22801497
based cheese ID

>>22801535
Checked.