/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22792216
Ngl probs gonna kms

>>22792216
I really hope the SHLL merger brings me back some money next week

>>22792235
why the fuck would you do that

>>22792235
based

3 weeks ago QQQ was here

>>22792235
Nah dude. What's wrong?

this faggot on stocktwits sounds like some retard anon here

im reading your cringe posts right now you fucking loser

Bought CBAT at the peak, sold it off at a loss almost instantly because people kept saying it was already over, but now it’s going up again.
Fuck it I’m just gonna take comfort in my GME bags.

WHAT SHOULD MY 50 YEAR OLD MOTHER INVEST IN?

What do you guys do on the weekends with no trading?

>>22792284
This is a FREN only thread. Only nice and positive vibes allowed, and mommy posting

>>22792235
Do you guys actually kill yourselves when you post this or is it all just a joke for our mutual amusement

What would happen if I just dumped 100% of my paycheck into SPY?

Fuck, Down 150k in 4 days!

What the hell is happening to DPHC and TCNNF. Do I sell?

first for OPTI crew

>>22792300
She should have invested in birth control

>>22792216
I LOST 50 BUCKS AND I JUST KEEPS STAYING LIKE THAT

>>22792333
Nah I made her a good return

Are we buying the Canadian or US JE?

>>22792325
>Down 150k in 4 days!
Wat... Post your portfolio

>>22792300
ETFs and boomer dividend stocks
normally i'd say bonds but that's shit right now

when you're 50, your priority is to protect your wealth, not YOLO into Tesla or something.

>>22792300
A casket
>>22792333
Based

>>22792333

CBAT BROS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22792305
>mommy posting

So what stocks do mommies like?

>>22792328
What is this almost bankrupt stock

>>22792313
Some actually do. Probably 2-5% of them. There are a lot of depressed and suicidal people in the stock market. It's their last chance at making it.

Fuck im missing out on cbat

Congrats CBAT chads.
I chickened out last second and didn't let the order go through. Oh well.

>>22792300
My cock

>>22792235
NGL has been pretty solid. Im sure I'll sky rocket with winter coming in.

>>22792328
I'm all in, with $20.

>>22792242
He has his own blood kids to leave his money to. We talk stocks together a lot. I don't expect any money from him and would not begrudge him as he doesn't owe me anything. It's a bit of a shame though because his own kids are pretty shit with money and logic. My prediction is he will leave it to his semi alcoholic son who is married to a woman who cheated on him twice pre and post marriage. I think she will divorce him immediately after he receives the money and take it all if he doesn't blow it first.

If someone left me a crazy some I would just throw it into a dividend etf and live off divvy while pursuing my own goals. I don't even want to be rich, I just want to exit the rat race because the idea of working for 10+ more years makes me want to kill myself. I could be happy in a small cabin with naught but my kayak, my dog, and my bow.

>>22792362
Lol. Honestly just boomer shit, SPY, VOO, maybe some QQQ. She shouldn't be risking her wealth this late in life.

>CBAT up 50% AH
>volume
>probably opening at 5 tomorrow

how do we stop the chinese menace

>>22792364
if you have the choice, always buy US because the TSE does not have extended hours trading.

like imagine if for some retarded reason you're holding ACB. Earnings are out after 4PM and it's fucking terrible, shit goes down -15%. Dumb leafs can't do anything while that happens and can only wait for open the next day to dump. ACB in the morning is now -30%.

same applies for any of the leaf stocks that trade on both TSE and NYSE. Always go with the NYSE version so you have the flexibility.

>>22792428
Is tech ever going to be done dumping?

>>22792404
I bought earlier in the day, but then it dipped hard and everyone said the party was over so I sold
FML

I have a feeling that we are going to re-live 2008. Many more restaurants are going to close this fall due to colder weather. Outdoor seating won’t be available. Evictions and foreclosures are going to piled up.

I’m worried. What are you guys buying? I mostly just buy $250 of VOO every week. Sometimes some safe stuff like MSFT too.

>>22792322
Stressful

>>22792440
IT NOT EVEN BEGUN DUMPINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>22792404
complete chance on my part, I was ready to sell early but didn't because I got a pattern trade warning

>>22792427
>dividend etf
do shit like MSFT and TSM too. They give reasonable div yields for being growth stocks.

It's also why TSM's just been crabbing through the dip, that stability given by the div yield is still inherently valuable.

>$50 gains
>$50 loss
>$50 gains
>$50 loss
>$50 gains
>$50 loss
All September long. Make it end.

>>22792440
Look at monthly chart and what moving average it typically touches

Then look up bearish engulfing candle and look at monthly again

Post results here

>>22792440
Of course, we just don't know when. Anyone who says they know 100% is full of shit. No one saw the kung flu coming, now did they?

Anyone who claims to have a crystal ball that gets BTFO goes and hides. There will be some anons who time it right and others get destroyed. Who do you think will come back and brag

>>22792300
GME

>>22792508
Every other stable divvy stock has fallen 50%+ during covid even when they went out of their way to INCREASE their dividend.
TSM crabs during dumps because it's an actually good stock as opposed to being a dividend meme, and is yet another example as to why dividends are your enemy.

>>22792503
ASPS owners of hubzu

wow holy shit. we made it frens.
post hot girls or link good porn if you got it

>tfw i finally will be able to afford a maoist chinese mommy GF

Thanks to whatever chink bot leaked the CBAT pump before it happened

>>22792301
Think about GME.

>CBAT
why did i only buy 280 shares

>>22792521
>No one saw the kung flu coming, now did they?
Imagine being so retarded you actually think the wuhan virus caused the stock market crash.
>>>/r/edd!t

>>22792404
you have 2:04 left in AH to buy

LETS GO CBAT
HIGHERRRRRR

>>22792438
this. be sure to use TFSA

Should i double down or go all in before this shit triples in the morning?

>>22792575
Lmao yeah the repo market taking and overnight rates spiking to 10% had nothing to do with it

God people are retarded

>>22792389
Maybe should have got a tiny bit more, but oh well

>>22792451
I’m so fucking mad you guys have no idea

>>22792434
I told anon to yolo into it, he said he would eat a sandwich and think about it. I hope he thought about it and bought in at around $1.70

>in on CBAT at 1.18
im only buying asian stocks from now on

>>22792216
remember how I wrote in an earlier thread how GME was on the threshold securities list which mean brutal naked shorting has been going on for the past 5 days?

well today numbers of short interest for 9/15 were released, showing a short interest of 66.4M shares, literally more than the 65.16M shares in existence.

Let's see what other major players have to say in this game (see pic related)

Something intensely fucky is going on, and no matter what GME is going into the history books

My god there will be serious bagholders tomorrow. . . .

>>22792629
Doesn't this mean an infinity squeeze is almost inevitable?

>>22792575
You think Covid caused zero change on the markets?

lmao

>>22792629
i cant wait to be part of history

>>22792645
COPE

Why did I sell CBAT before the party pump, I was in at 1,10
Please you don’t have to leave me behind on all the P&D’s

>>22792544
dividend stocks doesn't mean shitty value trap REITs, oils, etc.
Dividends offers stability.

>>22792650
I think this means:
a) yes an infinity squeeze is inevitable barring some sort of fraud
b) some hedge funds have realized how fucked they are and have been committing fraud to try and save their asses

we're in a whales world now. hold tight

>>22792656
>>22792600
The absolute state of redd!tard invaders. Oof! Yikes, cringe. Take your meds, schizos, and don't forget to dial 8.

Okay I got an answer about my mother.
I’m 23. What should a 23 year old invest in? :)

Dootsie roll

>>22792695
boku no pico

>>22792645
Yeah, after we all sell at $4.

>>22792688
AQN's current dividend has a payout ratio of 96%, and a ttm payout ratio of over 150%. It's a desperate bid to not go down to the price it belongs: 0.
Aside from that, it only barely does better than SPY, and that's pretty much the only example you are even able to give outside of ridiculous shit like pretending buying at IPO and holding for 70 years is the same as benefiting from dividend.

>>22792695
GME

I'm convinced there's some rich anon pumping these $1 Chinese stocks just to see the memes that come from it

>its still going up after extended hours markets close


I LOVE MAO

>>22792629
>>22792650
>>22792689
This is what the King of shorts has to say about this. He wrote more. Check his twitter.

>>22792695
A Polish/Hungarian/Czech wife

>>22792695
G M E
M
E

someone has to borrow that share to sell it to you, and they eventually have to get it back

>>22792689
How high do you think we’ll go? I’ve missed out on all the Chinese energy company P&D’s to hold my GME

>>22792732
According to CBAT fren, it's a pnd discord/forum group. Note that so far, all the targets were relatively small cap (15-20m max market cap), easy to move.

This is such a tease. I really hope Tech has a bull run and then show some bear signals so I can sell these puts at $10.

Since Robinhood doesn't allow me to short sell, which apps/web sites do?

I'm new to this and I know shorting is too risky for a beginner but I'd still like to know.

>>22792301
Screening for companies witg moat and doing research and valuation on thrm

>>22792757
/smg/ is an asian tigermommy thread and ONLY asian tigermommy

>>22792757
I’m a woman.
>>22792756
Huh? I’m a beginner so please can you expand on that?
I was going to invest in BTC and ETFs

>>22792757
Holy fuck did somebody hit this bitch with the big ugly hag stick?

>>22792732
its koreans and chinese man. both retail and whales. they all ride the same stocks and their money has no where to go but the american stock market. look at the ceos of all these companies, asians. they're just fomo'ing into ev sector stocks and dumping TONS of cash into em day by day

>>22792765
Its all a chink bot group, dont fight them, just ride it

>>22792757
this

>>22792801
you need to go back...

>>22792765
Is there some kind of law against this shit?

>>22792726
ok honestly i never noticed that SPY actually gives 1.7% div yields this entire time. I always had it in my head that it was like QQQ's negligible yield.

>>22792787
Ameritrade

>cbat at 2.40

Holy fuck, the market is completely closed, how is this possible? Mommy?

>>22792749
I've read it already a week ago

>>22792762
Originally I was thinking sell half at $20, hold the rest for a $50 meme

Now?
I un-ironically believe we will hit 3 digits and there will be a movie made about this.

>>22792732
Based. That's what I would do if I had fuck-you money. I hit the gold cap in World of Warcraft and I would just buy out whole markets of supplies for the lulz. Alas I have not hit the gold cap IRL.

I watched my wife sleep with a black man last night. Me and the wife didn’t talk at all today, I hope everything is ok.

>>22792813
where to track anon?

>>22792695
My cock

CBAT 2.46
>CBAT 2.46
CBAT 2.46
>CBAT 2.46
CBAT 2.46
>CBAT 2.46

What the fuck is going on with apple

>>22792819
>laws
>2020

>>22792801
>I'm a woman.
My point remains the same.

>>22792855
Do we have to worry about circuit breakers?

>>22792855
>I un-ironically believe we will hit 3 digits and there will be a movie made about this
kek

>>22792855
and boomer parents always said videogames are a waste of time. now they can eat their shorts

Please stop posting about CBAT, I’m coping and seething and ABSOLUTELY LIVID I SOLD AT 1,50

>>22792870
Wait for the leaks, buy early, sell the next day or if the volume comes in the same day. Theyre obviously trying to not do intraday trades. Its been leak->buy->sell on pump next day->reload. Im sure we will get word of the bext one in line tomorrow once people start tracking unusual volume etc etc.

If its a chink company its a sure bet

>>22792884
Tru
>>22792880
I bet the bull bought CBAT. Based chad

day ruined

It was shocking how much thicker he was than me. I wish my penis was thick and long, I will never know how it feels to give a woman an orgasm and that makes me sad. I guess I can always use my tongue.

>>22792916
i bought my 500 shares at 1.50 thanks anon

>>22792892
doesn't matter, at an average volume of 6.42M shares exchanged a day it would take shorts over a week to cover all of their positions.

the chart with halts will literally look like pic related. Shorts will be committing suicide

>>22792916
You should have thrown an amount you were potentially comfortable with losing and rode the meme stress free

What's cbat and why am I hearing this only now

>>22792948
I'm kind of worried the hedge funds will cry DELIST THIS I'M TOO BIG TO FAIL and somehow all trades will be reversed.

I masturbate to videos of police officers getting gunned down by mentally unstable people. The blood curdling screams from the officers brings me total orgasmic elation.

I'm getting CBAT puts tomorrow.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

it bothers me that im talking to, essentially, a bunch of gambling addicts. not any kind of systematic trading but literally just YOLO'ing on shit hoping it 50x like SPI.

>>22792999
Can you please stop posting?

>>22792801
i wouldnt go 100 or even 50%, but basically more shares are loaned out than there are physically out there, like a bank loaning out 1.2x its money, and if theres a tender offer or a big spike in price they need to cover the shares they loaned out, like an old school bank run

>>22789271
fucking end me

how am i supposed to benefit from these chink stocks when i have to wage away during trading hours?

>>22793001
>Puts
>On a stock with no options
CBAT AT 2.62 OOOOOO

>>22792999
No, please post more. You bait is delightful.

>>22793023
get a wage cage with internet access and a sitting at a desk position

>>22793023
Do you really want to risk jumping on that shit when they basically work the same as shitcoin PnDs, up and down with no warning?

>>22793001
That's a safer bet. Fuck these yellow algorithms

Say it with me

BASED
MAOIST
TIGER
MOMMY
GF

>>22792846
holy shit that girl is ugly
>eternal anglo strikes again

I am fucking pissed I'm so poor I could only afford 40 CBAT. I guess doubling 60 bucks will be cool.

>>22792404
I'm holding only 500 shares from 1.23, but I am not celebrating until I dump my shares at a substantial profit tomorrow.

I just got mad chasing cbat from 1.70 all the way up to 2.40

So I just forced it by over buying at 2.40

Locked in now.

475 shares lmao

>>22792939
I feel so bogged right now

>>22793060
COPE

>>22792921
yeah I got all that, I mean where do they discuss it? I saw screenshots of some chingchong discussion board posted here yesterday, as well as a korean one

I actually wanna cry I’m gonna make so much off CBAT tomorrow I fucking love you CBAT anon

>>22792959
chinese bat. covid is a lab-engineered virus that makes its victims buy that stock.

>>22793003
First day on the internet I see.

>2.90

>>22793092
>>22793090
When we selling at?

What should I put my limits at?

Thank you CBAT anon.

HOLY FUCK IT JUST KEEPS GOING

the sell off in the pre-market tomorrow is going to be insane.

>>22793114
I couldnt find those chink sites either, its a korean site youre referring to that had the trending tickers. Some anon is keeping it hidden well and leaking here also

the more this fucked pumps in AH the more it gaps up tomorrow. im waiting till the end of AH to buy so i dont get dumped in before tomorrow

Shill me on CBAT.

I didn't find any news on it. Is it just a PnD?

If its a PnD its cool too. Just want to know what I'm getting into desu

Oi vey YFBM looks bullish coingecko listing 16:00 GMT mark this words Chutzpah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZa4fyhQXBc
>a-chan mommy is dating an ugly comedian

bros wtf i thought money would make me happy? also before you ask they're getting a foot massage during the video.

>>22793125
Im moving to china and joining the CCP unironically if i make it because of this piece of shit lmao

>>22793125
lol so happy i got in at 2.40

I could have bought at 1.70 but I waited too long.

>>22792216
>3DPD
>Some stupid chink stock

>>22793145
what even is the point of /makingit/ when I will never touch fluffy tail

>>22793115

>>22792996
look m80 I'm just a rando on the internet with ~5K staked on this. I can't tell you how it ends.
What I can say is that to me it seems unprecedented.

Hedge funds can and do lose retarded amounts on single trades, and them committing fraud is usually a sign of it cooming
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_trading_losses

CBAT

>>22793003
gamblers stumble in off the street but theres big money here. just not midweek

>>22793132
I had enough fun with the jogger stocks. I don't want to end up like the SPI bag holders. Fuck that

THREE DOLLARS

>>22793154
This is why china needs more aryan males to let the best chink women actually in raise their genetic value

>>22793154
迷っていますか
ここは/jp/ではありません

>>22793145
I think Chinese bots are buying it

HOLY FUCK I SHOULD HAVE BET THE HOUSE ON IT

>>22793198
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22793166
COPE PEDO

Thanks CBAT anon! This is for you.

>>22793145
Lithium ion battery company from china. Pumping due to Elon.

I was literally going to put in a few hundred bucks to get cbat at 1.17 before close but said nah. Jesus Christ I’m so pissed.

I ALWAYS CHOOSE THE WRONG FUCKING ONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22792801
Are you...uh... familiar with the memes and rules about the this place?

YOOOOO CBAT LETS FUCKING GO WHEN WE SELLING AT 10?

IM IN AT 2.40

>>22793134
that's probably for the best, thanks anon

>3.50

Being able to participate in AH/PM pumps is my favorite thing about buying shares instead of options.

>the chinks figured out the SEC cant cuck them with halts in extended hours

>the chinks figured out the SEC cant cuck them with halts in extended hours

>the chinks figured out the SEC cant cuck them with halts in extended hours

WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT

WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT

WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT

Srsly YFBM 5 dollar to 100 dollar tomorrow

>>22793229
I bought at 1,10 and sold at 1,50 because everyone said the pump was over. I wanna fucking kill myself

>>22792801
>A woman is investing into ETFs
SPY to 0. Everybody go home.

>>22792996
>>22793180
hedge funds run unregulated. they can essentially do whatever they want. They are NOT under the jurisdiction of the SEC

what's the point of trying to big brain move into GME when you can just win on pump and dumps

fuck lol, my money from SUNW is still waiting to be settled. ffffuck

THIS IS MY FIRST MOONER! OMFG THIS IS MY MOON VIRGINITY!
IS THIS THE POWER OF NO DD AND FOLLOWING A RANDOM 4CHINZ POST?

>>22793272
Gains are gains, anon. Appreciate what you got.

>>22793293
I aold my gme to buy cbat. Ill buy back in when I sell cbat tomorrow

>>22793215
Seethe more queer.

Why's cbat going up like this

stop arguing,

post more sexy women please. I got you guys gains, now i wanna coom

>>22793133
you're welcome fren

>>22793272
And you're complaining?! You have to wait years to make a return like that on boomer stocks.

I DARE IT TO GO UP ONE MORE FUCKING DOLLAR, I'LL FUCKING DO IT

You are:
>white
>23 - 35 years old
>make under 50k/year
>racist
>raised in middle class family, but will never be able to afford the same house your parents did
>was "gifted" as a child
>have main character syndrome
>depressed
>incellibate
>recessed chin and skinnyfat, but not morbidly obese

>>22793308
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha pedo faggot youre so mad

>Could've gotten in on CBAT at 1.5 but /smg/ told me it was dead
Fuck you guys >:(

>>22793318
>post more sexy women please. I got you guys gains, now i wanna coom
Take the 2dpd pill for maximum test gainz

>>22793264
fuck your shitty shills

>>22793304
>>22793320

I was lucky enough to catch two of the Chinko Pumps today it seems.

>>22792819
Yes, on american markets this is called market manipulation and this is a criminal offense I believe. It's normally very serious and can get you really fucked up if you're not a large company or group that can afford to just bribe your way out of everything.
But so long as you don't know that this is china bot movements, it's all good. You merely followed what some rando said online and have no idea what's going on. It's not a scam then, it's just taking financial advice from a magic 8-ball.

>>22793338
>>was "gifted" as a child
Lmao. Yeah you and everybody else buddy.

>>22793318
sell in the morning or hold and hope the chink bots keep pumping?

>Amazon announced vidya streaming service
Time to buy in

>>22793352
Its taking a breather last chance before 5

'Be careful tho'

>Got a job offer that starts in October
>Won't be able to refresh /biz/ for 16 hours a day and get the latest inside scoop on Chinese P&Ds anymore
I unironically might become poorer by working.

>>22793352
Literally me

>>22793338
This is me except for the last two.

Seems like id make more money swing trading SOXL and TQQQ right now than holding SQQQ except that SQQQ is for the belief that we are heading further and further downwards with this crab.

>>22793350
Kek. Pathetic, just like your ugly 3dpd women. Stay cringe queer.

>>22793313
>Why's cbat going up like this
because I'm the king of the world

>>22793306
that's exactly what im avoiding, you're free riding like that unless you're doing it from a margin account.

Daily reminder chinks are the white mans only enemy against jewish trickery

The chinks figured out the jews cant do SHIT in extended hours. This is the start of a new paradigm

>>22793424
how the fuck do they profit from this though? Greater fool?

>>22793423
Why?

It only matters if you lost money on gme

>>22793423
If your using RH I'm pretty sure all RH accounts are default margin. Have to call them to make it cash.

>>22793447
>how do you profit by making 3-4x your money in 48 hours

???

CBAT chart this time tomorrow

Who else bought CBAT at $1.60

>>22793418
You said you wanted to dump at $2 tomorrow and reassess. What's the plan now? Dump now? Still wait until tomorrow morning and see? Still dump at around 5?

Its dropping...its fucking dropping...

>>22793424
Shut up faggot

>>22793474
Sour grapes: the life

You should kill yourself LOL

>>22793418
>+114% AH
CBAT is making my dick so fucking hard after hours. Hopefully it keeps like this tomorrow.

>>22793338
>incellibate
I think you meant involuntarily cellibate
Incellibate means that you've had sex
Everything else is accurate except for the white part, I'm a mutt but still racist

>>22793453
you sell a stock, the money isn't settlted immedaitely. You buy something with that money, your broker probably lets you get away with it doing that, but if you sell the share afterwards before it's settled, that's freeriding

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/f/freeriding.asp

your broker will smack you with a good faith violation or whatever

GME anons convene so I can wash away the frustration of dropping the CBAT P&D.
How likely is it that we hit the meme number of $50 a stock?

>>22793491
SEETHE

>>22793418
How did you know are you like that one anon who’s uncle told him to buy another chinaman stock when it was 3 before it went to 40 next day.

>>22793472
Anon, you realize someone needs to buy for you to sell your shares, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnFfXFr-nnQ

>>22793318
we are in your debt

>>22793472
the chink bots are pumping themselves, what if no one buys it on opening and it dumps immediately

>>22793486
I told you CBAT 99% chance break it's ATH of $4

If it does, who knows what will happen.

>>22793524
Algos.

>cbat gains
>could only afford 50
fuck it sucks being poor

>>22793494
I don't need your stinking sour grapes

FUCCCCCCCKKKKK WHY DIDNT I BUY CBAT!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55892jT06aI

>>22793447
My impression is that the larger western corporate world has no sway in social media spheres. The east being more savvy in these areas, is however. Noticing how influential the rising investing class is (twitter traders, robinhood, stocktwits, etc) drives them to pump a stock (both promotionally and with money) which then creates sharp momentum driving the prices of stocks they want to be higher while simultaneously raising their personal leverage by increasing overall market prices (and dumping at the top of the momentum curve to continue doing this)

its genius

OH NO CBAT BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>22793524
We all cash out on robinhoodies and jews who chase in normie market hours the next day, again

>>22793513
unless outright fraud continues to be committed I think we're hitting 3 digits un-ironically

see here >>22792629

even if the frauds on the short side somehow win out, we're all gonna end up in a movie

>>22793513
no one knows. Whoever shorted it might be buddies with MMs anyways and will probably figure out a way to defuse it without going bankrupt

GME could dump hard back to $6 if there's a second lockdown too.

>>22793573
Fuck are you talking about? buy the dip.

>>22793610
>>22793610
How have these chinese algo pumps played out in the past?

Holy heckies ○_○
Me proud you CBET anons

>>22793533
great taste anon ty
>>22793522
>How did you know
I work from home now so I joined literally 17 different stock pumper discords I saw being shilled on twitter. Some of them are half chinese bots, others are sock puppets for guys building algos at investment firms. some are pretty active. You just find the common theme among them and yesterday it was CBAT after SUNW lost some steam, and today it was all CBAT.
CBAT got volume alerted early, was probably the easiest penny pump and dump call I could've made. The chinks have their own version of robinhood except there are 1.5 billion of them versus 300mil americans. Chinese stocks are insane right now, no laws no rules.

>>22793620
They dump after I sell at ATH

>>22792301
trade crypto

I hope it doesn't drop below 2.40....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RcV8snfX-g

>>22793633
Gib all links and ill post my foreskin

>>22793338
Almost
I made so much off of stonks that I’m over 50k

Was that the top for CBAT?

>>22793620
>chinese algo pumps
BRUH. This is just manipulation of after hours low volume of a penny stock by some dudes with a couple million. You fuckin idiots.

>>22793642
don't tempt me like that... i might have to buy more

Trend Look familiar? Coming to a CBAT pump n dump near you. . .

>>22793642
after hours is just a taste. I didn't even expect it to run after hours, I figured we would see early morning pre-market action and then a big gap up and then panic buying by stocktwits fools.
There will still be a gap up tomorrow, American penny pumpers aren't even in this one yet

>>22793573
Many bagholders will be made tomorrow.

>>22793555
Don't be like that. Even at 20% gains per trade, you'd still only need 45 trades in a row to reach a million dollars. At ridiculous 2x+ gains per trade thanks to cbat fren's magic, that's only 15 trades in a row. If you were there since SPI, and only managed to get 2x on SPI, SUNW, and now CBAT, you're down 3 trades. Just 12 to go! The most important part is to be patient: don't go YOLO on things that aren't solid (e.g. that you can't cap the risk on or that you don't have unique insight on such as bot/whale movement). Sometimes you won't do a trade for 6 months, you have to be OK with that so as not to squander all the efforts. Sometimes you'll see 10x or 100x trades and won't take them because they look risky. This is also perfectly fine.
Just remember: only 14 trades to go if this is your first! Patience is key.

>>22793672
>low volume

its literally fucking CHINA retard

>>22793642
it dropped

With all the crabbing, can i just buy both TQQQ and SQQQ, hold and sell whenever one is up and do this in a loop?

>>22793595
> Whoever shorted it might be buddies with MMs anyways and will probably figure out a way to defuse it without going bankrupt
They've already tried that GME was put on the list of threshold securities yesterday, so for the past 5days ~300,000 shares have been naked sold short

not to mention someone added 800,000 shares to be lent out for short selling today, when we've been sub 200,000 available for weeks now (a week ago it was 20 at one point)

lockdown is their only hope

>>22793633
is cbat worth swinging tomorrow? buy at open and sell midday?

>>22792392
nice mercedes

>>22793518
Rent free faggot

SELL IF YOU'RE NERVOUS.
i'm staying in at 1.09 average. i'm expecting a gap up but i'm also a retard

>>22793338
>Yes
>Yes
>No, just barely
>"Yes."
>Almost bought it from my parents this year, but realistically it would've been a stretch
>Yes
>This doesn't mean anything, it's just a vague and undeniable criticism
>No
>If you mean involuntarily celibate, then no
>No

>>22793674
I kind of want to up my position another 150 shares, thoughts? I'm confident in a 4-5 gap at pre tomorrow

>>22793679
Yup

>>22793338
>>white
half
>>23 - 35 years old
yes
>>make under 50k/year
nope
>>racist
don;'t waste time with that shit unless it makes me money
>>raised in middle class family, but will never be able to afford the same house your parents did
hard to say
>>was "gifted" as a child
sort of
>>have main character syndrome
what?
>>depressed
no
>>incellibate
lmfao no
>>recessed chin and skinnyfat, but not morbidly obese
no just skinny

Only 1 was on the money. Were you describing yourself?

>tfw cashed out at 3 and kept 500 shares just to meme

Whats the next chink pump cbat bro

>>22792301
Chill,do stuff, fuck my wife. you know normal stuff. Hell last weekend she uh surprised me in the shower...

>>22793703
>is cbat worth swinging tomorrow? buy at open and sell midday?
depends when you got in. too late to buy-in imo. DON'T FOMO
if you missed it, there will always be another

>>22792235
>if joke
do a flip faggot
>if actually IRL
but srsly fren don't do that shit
>if actually IRL and gonna do it anyways
take out a mortgage and dump it into GME at market. Help us kick off this short squeeze. And then dont kys and just go to low sec white people jail and live a structured easy life for free.

YOOO JE RUNNING NOW TOO I HAVE BOTH

>>22793338
>yes
>yes
>no
>no
>no, thanks to cbat, otherwise yes
>no
>no
>no
>no
>no
Oh nooooooo.........

>>22792301
I add to my frozen cum collection

>>22793751
IS IT CHINESE???

>white
>23 - 35 years old
yes
>make under 50k/year
yes
>racist
midly
>raised in middle class family, but will never be able to afford the same house your parents did
low class, can't afford any house. Gonna save up to $10k and buy a big shed
>was "gifted" as a child
i'm still gifted
>have main character syndrome
no
>depressed
no
>incellibate
volcel, women are too expensive and troublesome
>recessed chin and skinnyfat, but not morbidly obese
yes, working on cutting pounds. food in USA is too calorie dense.

>>22792291
nothing else shook me in my GME pursuits...until reading your image. Dear god, am I just a smooth brain normie fuckin retard like the rest of them?

>>22793738
nah I din't buy in, I was expecting a Pre-market pump then a intraday super pump like with SPI

thanks fren. holding in GME now

There are more shares of GME shorted than there are stars in the universe

>>22793770
JE is chinese (canadian)

>>22792301
let the constant stress subside.

>>22793712
>"Yes."
Why in quotations?

>>22793692
>being this retarded
Are you new? A large buyer can fuck with a penny stock in after hours because only a few people are trading, so they can push through any resistance. There's probably only a dozen millionaires trading CBAT in AH right now. Nothing else. Have fun with your bags tomorrow.

>>22793776
well remember that smooth brain retards made loadsamone on a TSLA squeeze earlier this year with only 18% of float shorted

Were at more than 100% of outstanding shares

>>22792757
That's a man

>>22793799
Hahahahahahhaa youve been seething the whole fucking thread

Hows your dividend stocks with no growth going boomie

>>22793799
Well said, anon

>>22792757
I've seen better looking MEN than this man

>>22792313
> Survivorship bias: the question

>>22793776
we are forgetting something vital
or maybe it really is this obvious

either way, this isn't like we're betting on a short squeeze on HTZ post-bankruptcy. We can afford to hold until Q4. If the squeeze hasn't happened by then, we might be lucky enough to get +50% gains by then so just secure some profits and decide if you still want to keep a small position in GME then.

>>22793912
>>22793912
>>22793912

JUST ABOUT READY TO GO ALL IN ON THE NEXT PENNY STOCK THESE CHINESE PUMP. REEEEEEE THE CHINESE CAN MAKE ME RICH WHILE THE AMERICAN POLITICANS ARE BUSY WITH THEIR OWN AGENDAS AND HAVING A FIT OVER GIVING ME 1200 DOLLARS BUT FREELY TOSSING TRILLONS AT DEAD COMPANIES AND JEROME TOSSING IT AT STOCKS AND DUMPING STOCKS SO THEIR RICH FRIENDS CAN SCAM RETAIL AT LEAST THE CHINESE BOTS SCAM THE MARKET MAKERS!!!!

>>22793882
I genuinely think the only way they can get out of this is to cheat their asses off.
We've all made the right call by investing in this, no matter what happens, this was the logical decision friend.
I think we're all gonna make it.
If something Jewy happens, well...that isn't up to us.

>>22793933
Based as fuck

>>22793813
so considering that like ~85% of GME's outstanding shares is held by institution, another ~9% from insiders

is it possible that the MAJORITY of the short interest was from naked short selling passing over the same shares again and again between lenders/short sellers? Would they all have to be bought back immediately with the threshold security thing, or just a portion?

>>22793934
they're ALREADY cheating though:
>threshold securities list
>Short interest > shares in existence
>a flurry of articles like this https://www.forbes.com/sites/petercohan/2020/09/23/dont-bet-that-gamestop-can-compete-with-amazon/#2b718c249b52
>bLoCkBuStEr!

somebody with a lot of money is really desperate right now

>>22793338
>White
No
>23-35 years old
Yes.
>make under $50k a year
No, but I'm not far from it.
>Racist
Yes
>Middle class raised never able to afford house parents did
Lower class raised, my parents rented. But I rent too so no difference I guess.
>"gifted" child
Yes. School sucks though, way too fucking slow paced.
>main character syndrome
Nah.
>depressed
Formerly. Shrooms helped with this.
>incellibate
My GF is putting makeup on right now so we can go out to dinner. I'm shitposting while waitin for her to finish.
>recessed chin and skinnyfat
Not at all, I'm actually trying to gain weight because I almost never have an appetite.

This has been a wild week for the Penny Stock PnDs. We had a new one each day, with the next lining itself up in the evening each time. Would be nice if this kept up while the rest of the market shits itself.

>>22793996
Any new ones coming up? I missed out...

Fuck its below 2.40 its going back up right guys?

>>22793970
>is it possible that the MAJORITY of the short interest
that's what I think yes. someone desperate with a lot of money is trying to get out of this, and the best he can do is a drop to $9

>Okay let’s get some facts straight.
>$GME appeared on the threshold security list as of 9/22 meaning any broker/dealers with fail to delivers must close-out within 13 consecutive settlement days.

so 13 day on the FTD

>>22793701
Yeah, but you'll eventually lose this game of chicken if something suddenly skyrockets the fuck up or down.

>>22793356
That's a Dog

>>22793338
>white
No
>23-35
Yes
>make under 50k a year
Yes
>racist
Yes very
>raised in a middle class house
No my dad made 30-50 dollars a hour back in 2008 when the housing market crashed but didn’t buy a house only expensive luxury trucks
>gifted as a child
Won a state award for an essay once
>main character syndrome
?
>depressed
No
>incellibate
No
Recessed chin and skinny fat
No just skinny

>>22794130
to be fair, I'd much rather fuck a female dog than a man. Is that weird?

>>22794034
Nope, it's over. sorry bud

>>22792216
>>22792389
>>22792434
>>22792554
>>22792798
>>22793059
>>22793533

>>22794265
His son is unironically more handsome though

god i hope this gme dip causes more shorts. my gains are rapidly shrinking

>>22794660

Why wouldn't gme crash?