/biz/ - Business & Finance

Look what they've done to my stock, ma
Look what they've done to my stock
Well, it's the only thing that I could do half right
And it's turning out all wrong, ma
Look what they've done to my stock

>>22780195
DXY going to 103. Treasuries will moon with massive short squeeze as rates plummet to zero. We deflation boys. UUP and TLT.

have we topped? Can I buy my puts and FNGD?

Still me your favorite telecom picks. I'm looking to build a long hold portfolio of them. Obviously I know of T, VZW, and TMUS, also have CMTL on my radar.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You told me, I see you rise
But, it always falls
I see you come, I see you go
You say, “USPS will approve a $6 billion contract.”
And I say, "Oh no sir I must say you're wrong
I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong"
Won't you listen to me
You told me, “no I promise it will be $50 a share end of year”
Been there, I've seen my hopes and dreams
Crash 50%
I've seen the sky just begin to fall
And you say, "All things pass into the night"
And I say, “I was emptied out by NKLA
And now Trevor’s on the lam, he’s going away.”
Won't you listen to me
Good-bye WorkHorse we’re crying over you
Good-bye WorkHorse we’re dying over you
Good-bye WorkHorse we’re crying over you
Good-bye WorkHorse we’re dying over you
Good-bye WorkHorse we’re crying over you
Good-bye WorkHorse we’re dying over you

$OPTI
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/optec-international-inc-opti-secures-120000180.html

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

should have sold my SQQQ calls. im retarded

aapl bouncing back up wtf. what would you say the fair value of it is?

gonna fomo in under 100 for sure

my dick

>>22780240
Imagine raping her behind a gas station

EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE BROS

>Staring at SUNW level 2 data and watching the algos battle it out
Comfy.

>S&P up 40 points
Faaaaak and I missed my fucking entry

>>22780240
holy fuck that is gross

>>22780195
Panic sold when it went up to $8.23

>>22780228
l
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4370972-dicks-sporting-goods-inc-dks-ceo-ed-stack-on-q2-2020-results-earnings-call-transcript

Nothing to worry about Frens. Just keep buying.

DXY is not dumping
this bounce is going to have trouble taking hold
likely speculator-led
we'll see if it can survive when volume dies

These dead cats keep bouncing

WHAT DO YOU GUYS USE TO MONITOR VOLUME IN REAL TIME

i mean like watching actual orders placed in real time to gauge interest

To the person saying the GME squeeze is over. Explain how all the shorters managed to cover their positions when theres not enough stocks on the market

In SPI we trust

Portfolio feels right now. Still not selling

post your gains you other retards chasing a squeeze

this almost makes up for losing a good chunk of my unrealized gains on GME
also good practice for playing a squeeze if it happens for GME too

Who the fuck is buying NKLA, are you retarded? Not only is the market in the middle of THE FINAL CRASH TO END ALL CRASHES but even needledick Milton has fled the company and they've admitted they can't do JACK SHIT without him

>>22780319
that stopped being the case over a week ago, anon

This is how a portfolio manager manages his own money.

>>22780240
Honestly really good looking tits for a tranny. I bet the nips are fucked though. Would GF
also WKHS

FINALLY going to make all my money back this time.

>>22780274
>113% portfolio diversity
Margins?

Why do you gamble your money like this. Even if you have full confidence it will go up.

Unless 120k is just money to play with for you in which case I'm envious anon that your play money is slightly higher than my whole fucking portfolio.

>>22780312
TradingView Pro+ for $20 a month
even actual hedge fund guys and CNBC journos use it

>another day of some delusional faggot banks and hedgies trying to prop up the market instead of letting it crash

>>22780331

>>22780351

SUNW is running out of juice

>>22780340
Proof?

>>22780338
>be greedy when others are fearful; and fearful when others are greedy

BLESSED KOREANS

>SHLL
thank you jesus

Please Jerome. Talk more about the evictions and single mothers.Talk about wearing the mask.Talk about the racial inequalities face the free market.

Just say whatever it is you gotta say but for fucks sake turn on the fucking money printer. Say it was an accident tee hee guess we should just give it all away.

>>22780338
>THE FINAL CRASH TO END ALL CRASHES

Do you realize how autistic you sound?

>>22780323
>YWN be part of a private army evicting vagrants from the endless sea of empty chinese owned homes littering the american landscape

>>22780312
L2 Robinhood (gold is surprisingly cheap even if you don't really use robinhood)

otherwise wallmine is a good one

>>22780195
I've been cash for 3 weeks waiting for correction and then get greedy and foolish enough to chase a silly 600% pump and dump. I deserve these losses

POLA next SPI

Hmm a pump out of nowhere just lile the last few weeks....Im supposed to believe it is for real? Too many bull traps these last few weeks dont wanna touch this and get btfod

>>22780384
you'd like that Bronze Age Mindset book

>>22780360
>sold so early at $5.30
next time watch the volumes

>>22780388
How do you access charts with Robinhood gold?
I have never been able to find where to see order book

>>22780355
TradingView going crazy with their prices
Nothing they offer am worth $20 a month when you can get it in ToS or Serria chart for free >_>

never bet against america

Crash cancelled bros time to buy

>>22780406
tradingview unironically runs better for me than ToS. i like the user-generated analytics shit you can import too.

>>22780364
Yeah my tracking stop limit or whatever it is called activated

>>22780406
fuck off retard

>>22780405
has to be through browser. Go on stock page and bottom right of graph is an expand button.

>everybody on stocktwits who tried to short Tesla is getting railed

kek

Is that usps contract ever happening? Down 2k for the week. Fuck.

>>22780225
DXY still going up?

>>22780406
put your name on

>New home sales in August highest in 14 years
NAIL, Lumber and RKT bros we're going to make it.

>>22780441
Wow, I'm retarded. I somehow missed that for over 6 months. Thank you anon - glad I asked

Last chance before moon mission to $15 EOD SUNW bros

wtf is this

>>22780383
They LITERALLY talk about this in the investor's bible, all the signs are there, this is MARKET RAGNAROK THE END OF DAYS and everyone is supposed to SELL ONLY NO BUYING EVER

>SWBI recovering
I wonder why

>>22780423
>stop limit
is that even going to work optimally with this volatility

and oh shit it's going back up over $8. I sold too early after all

>>22780458
I wonder if some junior trader at a big bank has created an algo that inverses the most talked about plays on Stocktwits. would probably make a killing

>>22780462
USPS will be lucky to even exist a year from now, are people actually expecting them to buy a fleet of new EV trucks?

haven't followed the news, what is the best NAK options play to take?

>Bought the top of SUNW yesterday during trading halt
>Sold today
>Made up all my losses from yesterday
Aaand I'm out. Good luck everyone.

>>22780463
yes

Who is pumping this shit what the fuck. Why cant we get a decent correction. What is with these faggot bankers.

>>22780195
Is all of this red because the niggers are rioting over the fat monkey woman? The fucking virus is getting weaker and people are bored with the narrative. What the fuck?

>>22780486

AND WE ARE GREEN


stocks will never go down again

fuck bears

>>22780323

>Buy HD

NOOOO GO DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22780487
You know why. Timing SWBI around... current events works a charm.

>>22780499
Don't they already have the money for it?

SBE!
SBE!!
SBE!!!!!

>>22780504
Hmmm something feels fishy about this pump then. Want tp buy in bit i know that is fomo. And the last time i fomod into tqqq it peaked only to crash hard (134 to like 117 a week or two ago)

>>22780503
CBAT on the move. Possible sympathy play.

>>22780503
you're nuts for playing a squeeze/pump in the middle of the day
That play is always to buy pre-market when there's a massive amount (it was +250% today) because that's going to trigger liquidations of retard short sellers from the previous day.

This might run up to $14 but I'm going to be happy with my almost +100% gains.

>>22780523
Yes, these retards don't even know the details. They're mostly salty they missed WKHS below $5.

>>22780492
They already do have systems to monitor WSB (look it up) so I'm sure their systems analyze Stocktwits, Twitter, Yahoo Finance, and maybe even /biz/ too
A lot of info to be gleamed by analyzing all the different financial communities

isnt life grand

WHY THE FUCK IS APPL GOING UP

>>22780541
cramer told them the bottom is in
so they're buying the dip like big time investors!
what could go wrong, bro?

How many people are going bankrupt from the "buy the dip" meme. How stupid are these people who buy Tesla on a Thursday morning during a market crash?

>>22780275
>>22780284
>>22780349
What do I need to do to get on topic responses in this general now? Fuck tesla really ruined this place

>>22780556
to bait you into buying obviously

>>22780556
because I bought puts.

>>22780556
squeezing out short positions

>>22780554
I'm only down $100 today fren
life is grand

Cheapies

Tell me true, oh mighty /smg/.

Do I sell now, or keep holding?

>>22780419
> like the user-generated analytics shit you can import too.
kek this one really great thing about TV but it free >_>

>>22780432
>>22780468
okay :(

>>22780505
I suspect they are trying to squeeze money out of retail.

What hurts retail more?
A sudden drop and flat line. 1 group damaged but any newcomers just hold and are fine.

A slow bleed that leaves call and put buyers with a loss, that leaves share purchasers with hope only to see it bleed with random pumps to spark hope and sudden buying from fomo'ers. Any new entrants also see the stocks going down.

>>22780285
I literally bought your bags :^)
Aaaaaa

>>22780500

>options on a $.95 stock

Why?

+0.15% on the day. Nap time.

Unironically, the sell-off might be on hold for a little bit
>Sell Rosh Hashanah; Buy Yom Kippur
It might be tapering off..
Still extremely doubtful, but this sell-off may 'inspire' Congress to pass stimulus

>>22780576
this dumbass posted a tranny and expected people to read his post lol

I have a day trade on SUNW so I moved onto POLA and so far so good

>>22780546
It was after SPI was $20+ and I literally panic market ordered 100 shares of every halted ticker some guy on Stocktwits posted. I figured what the hell it was only a few hundred bucks and these are EV/battery companies, worst that happens is they go to their pre-pump price.

>>22780499
Fuck. You’re stupid. I’m sorry.

So it’s pretty much confirmed that we are re-living 2008.

>>22780579
Lol its likely algos programmed into baiting retail to biy it from them (who bought a lot lower in large quantities to start a fomo rush)

>>22780616
The Penny Fags are getting confident again
I thought we exterminated your kind long ago

>>22780541
This might be a DXY fake up, but eventually, it's going to spike. 30Y yields also dropping. With the outrageous short positions on treasuries, we could see the biggest bond short squeeze in history. Lacy Hunt is convinced yields are going to get pinned to zero. I buy that. Unless we see stimulus that would make Keynes blush, not sure how deflation doesn't stay one step ahead.

thank you blackberry anon
and than you anon who said don’t buy sqqq because he did
helping me recover my tsla losses :/

>>22780607
can be good profits if it swings hard and ppl fomo in

mfw waiting for SESN to crash because the management is fucked up.

>>22780566
Tesla’s real price should be about $250.

Dead cat bounce is just about over.

>>22780616
RIP

>>22780630
bro what

I said it yesterday, most major investment firm have shorted the nasdaq.

>>22780556
because its the best

buy the dip

>>22780642
yeah s/o to the BB anon who said it was gonna be another GME. it didn't run as much but i sold out w/ 8% gains, feels nice

>>22780605
>bought your bags
That doesnt make sense if he sold higher than he bought in at

>>22780566
Explain.

>>22780312
Robinhood Gold is $5 a month and you can see Level II market data. I only bought it to increase my instant deposit limit so I could panic buy yesterday lel.

>>22780668
Firm? Just one firm? But it's the most major do that means it's pretty big I guess..

What's Jerome saying?

>>22780355
>>22780388

thanks guys

>ze boot?

SUNW is over, not enough short sellers left to fuel the squeeze after all

>>22780668
Sauce? I remember someone saying something but only vaguely.

>>22780697
wat?
how is it hard to understand what he means?
he's saying that this rally today is short-lived / just a dead cat bounce; that people who are buying right now thinking that the sell-off is over are going to get burned hard when the crash keeps going

>>22780667
2008 financial crisis, zoomer.

Evictions and foreclosures are going to pile up. Restaurants are going to close en masse with the cold weather. Unemployment is going to increase and Biden will likely win.

>>22780616

Glad you got dabbed on. Nearly fooled me into buying

thanks for that dji mini pump. almost got liquidated with 14k.
my heart... damn

This is just a bounce right. My puts are safe?

Made $20 off of SUNW. Ya you can call me the Wolf of wallstreet

>>22780715
>What's Jerome saying?

Nigga Black Live Matta. Hol up yo. Ooga Booga

I like to edge my cock to bbc midget GAPING porn to reduce my anxiety levels while trading spy options. This volatility is killing me man

>>22780667

we're basically in a time loop

>>22780708
Fidelity ATP is free

>>22780658
Remember on May 1st, when Elon musk said the stock was overvalued. It was at $140. I have looked at their financials, and their growth prospects, and what they should realistically be able to achieve. I would say their true value is around $100, and that is assuming a lot of future growth.

BACK DOWN WE GO

hey guys i just bought tqqq october puts, so the dump is cancelled you can buy in confidence

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/jpmorgan-pay-record-1-billion-settlement-over-precious-metals-treasury-manipulation

For any anons who have been closely following silver / trading options on silver, you NEED to read this article.
Essentially, JPM settled for $1 billion that they were manipulating silver; the settlement was just reached.
They were on their best behavior while the investigation was ongoing; it was definitely starting to wrap up over this past week (to be announced today)
Monday their traders resumed their activities.

We are going to see SUPER red days for silver ahead, possibly as low as $18
Long-term, this is unsustainable, and will result in a COMEX default (regardless of new Chinese refineries)
Expect silver to tank probably until the end of November..

Good luck anons!

Hahahahahahaha

>>22780741
Tfw bought and sold it for a 2% gain. Hopefully I don't get opportunity bogged like with SPI

>>22780760
>>>22780715
>>What's Jerome saying?
>Nigga Black Live Matta. Hol up yo. Ooga Booga


Yo muh nigga, wear da whyt women at?

IS DFEN A GOOD BUY? IS DFEN A GOOD BUY? IS DFEN A GOOD BUY? IS DFEN A GOOD BUY? IS DFEN A GOOD BUY? IS DFEN A GOOD BUY? IS DFEN A GOOD BUY? IS DFEN A GOOD BUY? IS DFEN A GOOD BUY? IS DFEN A GOOD BUY? IS DFEN A GOOD BUY? IS DFEN A GOOD BUY?

>>22780264
>I'll buy at $80
>I'll buy at $95
>Ok I'll buy at $100
It's already $108, what the hell is wrong with bullbears? If you think it has speculative value, do something.

Bought a small bag of je at .45

Lets see if it does a 4000% increase and I make all my money back I lost on tesla

>>22780801

no

>>22780640
God I hope. I was comfy holding AGQ and went camping for a couple days

>>22780728
Volume died quickly was about the same amount from when it peaked and market sold for me about 10 minutes later iirc cause iirc it was 90 something million and then 10 minutes later it was still about 90ish million. Small loss. Had I not bought in a second time id have walked with a profit of 100 dollars. Instead i walked with a loss of about 200 dollars. That blows. I shouldve bought yesterday when that anon said it but i didnt and fomoed today...didnt even buy it at 3.50ush either.

>>22780754
good job anon we're sincerely all really proud of you

reminder vix calenders for sept-oct are free money (premium exceeds risk)

>>22780761
that's pretty based

>>22780801
No.

>not buying OPTI
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/optec-international-inc-opti-secures-120000180.html

Its over recession canceled

>>22780810
>>22780824
why not?

>>22780804

>JUST Energy group

Anon I......

>>22780340
I guess you better short it then!

>>22780801
no
the F-35 is going to be cancelled next year
no war with China
no war between China/India
no war in Yurop
no war = no gainz

uhoh futures turning red again looks like it was a fake pump to bust out the shorters

>>22780844
fuck

Kek we're going down now motherfuckers.

>>22780838
>if you think it isn't going to $40 you MUST think it is going to $0
fuck off, retard

PLEASE DUMP I NEED SOME BIG RED DILDOS

>>22780789
>>22780789
you will lose

>>22780754
Made £16

>>22780827
dare I hold a penny?

>>22780789
holy shit you have 100k and put it all into 1 shitcoin company?

>>22780668
I guess there is a reason most investment firms don't beat the market...

>>22780754
Thanks for playing, penny fren!

>>22780837
Lol i mean I only bought 170 bucks worth.

I'm already up.

Probably going to get justed

jerome just said AGAIN that there's nothing more the fed can do

uh sunw?

>>22780254
STOP WE NEED POSITIVE ENERGY

DOMP IT

>>22780898
That lying sack of shit.

>>22780729
>>22780710
>>22780879

this is what happens when republicans refuse to pass more stimulus

>me warning others not to take advice from /biz/

>go all in on sqqq calls
>realize they are actually puts
WHY AM I RETARDED

welp

I’m so sick of this fucking dump, every fucking day

>>22780658
Not gonna happen lmao

GOT SHAKEN OUT WITH MY STOP LOSS AAAAAAA ITS GONNA DIP AGAIN R-RIGHT? AAAAAAAAA

>be me, Goldman Sach intern
>goes on WSB discord full of retards who gamble their money
>use the power of satire & manipulation to get on the good side with the deep voiced redditors
>talks about how I put in [insert obscene amount of $] on a bullshit DD
>little kids with daddies brokerage acc & ugly NEETs gets sucked into my absolute chadness & follows along with me
>does the exact opposite
>love the sound of pain & stress going through their mics


and at the end of it all, there's only silence as their account goes in the negative.
>tfw

>>22780898
I think what he meant was
"fuck around, find out"
he's setting the bear traps out so that he can get everyone mega-short, then he will pump them all to death

>>22780917
he isn't lying

apple puts guy here, i just gambled the my last $1,300 bucsk on this shit while apple was pumping im stressing like crazy going to just shut down my comp and make breakfast and not think about it til hour before market close. please dont financially ruin me guys

WHY HAS JEROME BETRAYED US!!!?!?!?!??! THAT RAT BASTARDO!!?!?!??!?!?! AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>22780789
Good luck anon
Doesn't honestly seem like a bad play; China is booming & will keep buying iron - the 2023 calls should really pay out

>>22780898
ffs jerome just print the fucking money god pls just do it

>>22780819
Hoochi mama
>pic related

>>22780816
How do you even trade vix?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHahahahahaa

>>22780930
what does that mean, bullish or bearish? that fucking green volume scares me

you know the drill by now
raise your hand if you sold SQQQ like a retard

>>22780950

>>22780991

These europoor 3rd worlders locking down again are dumping us even more those bastards.

>>22780986
it means algos bought to fill the gap and absolutely retarded retail thought "BUY DA DIP V V V V V V" and now we're back to dumping

>>22780991
I bought fucking puts, at todays bottom, im nonironically going to kill myself

>Still losing money on SPY, QQQ, and real companies
It's a pennystock P&D market now. Join us for tendies.

>WKHS follows TSLA exactly
does this mean... there is nothing to worry about? tesla will just eventually go up as usual and wkhs is basically leveraged that way

I lost 600 dollars REALLY fast today because I was being silly. Putting my account away for a week

really glad I didn't buy those TSLA 420c 9/25s I was gonna try to scalp and flip today

>>22780991
no. im with this thing to the bitter expiration

>>22781012
RH needs to clean up that interface. it's too easy to make that mistake

>>22781035
fucking this, im fucking done

I WOULD FILE A LAWSUIT IF I HAD ANY MONEY

>>22780844
Means buy palantir. Digital warfare is the aero.

>>22781015
what's the next penny play, NEETanon?
please enlighten us, lead us to the promise land

I don’t like red days

>>22781011
why would algos be programmed to buy that much i dont understand. is it to shake out put holders and shorters?

>>22781032
good buy
i dropped 10 of mine and letting the rest ride

Bears are cumming today, what will you do about it bull trannies?

Hello The Market? Its your most important customer here. Make the line go up or down, but do not make it a boring crab day or I will get bored and leave. You need my patronage to survive, never forget that.

Regards,
Retailo Retardo

>>22780925
>this is what happens when republicans refuse to pass more stimulus
Kek delusional. So the democrats tossing in a bunch of other requests is a okay and republicans should just agree? How about making a bill that for once is solely about 1 thing and not tossing 10 million other things into it?

Nonetheless I dont believe these companies should be getting anything nor should theu have gotten anything earlier this year. They get billions and the commonee gets 1200 if at all and we get told we are greedy!?

When will SUNW moon again?

>>22780986
Doesn't that sound scary to you? What you just said? Green dildo on volume and barely moved the fucking price.

>>22781066
i don't know
they just always do it

>>22780500
>>22780607
I sold $1 covered calls on a day it was up a couple cents, made like 25% of my cost on a monthly. They probably won't get assigned despite being ITM because premium is so high.
I'll probably hold if/after it expires because the army report might come out, but I'll go back to selling covered calls after that. If I do get assigned I'll miss the moonshot but I'll have made, I don't know, like 10 or 20% gains.

>>22781086
2035
you should've sold

>>22781062
I don't know, just go on Stocktwits and click random tickers that are being shilled and throw some spare change if it looks good. Once you exit the mob moves onto the next ticker like a swarm of locusts.

>>22781065
THEN YOU NO LONGER GONNA LIKE ANY DAYS FROM NOW ONNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Looking at this, I can't tell if today's going to be a TQQQ day or an SQQQ day.

>>22781015
Funny how so many boomers mocked crypto only for stocks to behave like crypto.

>>22780954
Like hell. All the money printed is being held by the banks. Fuck Congress, threaten the banks at gun point to start lending again damn it.

JESUS FUCK SHOULD I EVEN BUY TODAY??

>>22781068
permabulls are out of ammo
permabears are trying to break even
realists are raking in cash and watching for cheapies when the upturn comes

>>22781066
Because they know much volume and price action it takes to get retail retards going and swipe their money in short trends.

I hate this market, I’m gonna be bagholding fucking forever

>>22780967
Jerome is right, there is nothing more that they can do. Their primary responsibility is as the lender of last resort, they aren't responsible for managing the entire economy. At some point the onus needs to be on Congress to make a long-term fix (who have effectively done nothing since March).

>>22781122
no, wait a couple more days

So what the fuck caused this massive out of nowhere dump? We were massively green just a day or two ago.

>>22781121
the money was never printed
banks don't just take the money and hold it
the banks have to print it and they aren't

>>22781066
Algorithms are only made to divide & distribute the money put into Index's & ETFs. The only mystery lies in the fact of how they're distributed.

>>22781035
Yeah. Has happened to me and someone else. Sometimes it still says puts when you click call and other times it still says calls when you click put. Or the times when it lets you take on infinite risk without the block that usually appears (they apparently rejected the appeal and didnt refund the loss THAT THEY CAUSED by allowing a misclick that also allowed infinite risk)

>>22781122
buy puts on non-tech stuff for end of October and just wait for the dump, fren

>>22780564
Why did you erase the superbear channels?
Was something wrong with them?

>>22781122
Being neutral is also a position anon. And usually a fairly safe one.

Is Sony worth buying should I give the nips my money

>>22781167
>Algorithms are only made to divide & distribute the money put into Index's & ETFs
That is fundamentally false.

>>22781164
So what the fuck caused that massive out of nowhere pump? We were massively red just a day or two ago.

this fucking democrat with no time being allowed to simply berate mnuchin as long as he wants
HE'S STILL GOING

>>22781164
New lockdowns

sold SUNW at 6.00. bought in at 1.08. kinda fun, time to exercise

>>22781066
The thing with algos is that once another algo company has reverse engineered how they work they can be manipulated, so they have to mutate in a never-ending arms race. It's beautiful, really.

>>22781189
sure

>>22781166
>the money was never printed
actually it was in the terms of liquidity. it gave the entire market leverage it wouldn't have had. if that's not "printing" I don't know what is. lrn 2 MMT

>>22781172
This is what fucking happened to me, it must've
I never buy puts, i never click the put tab
I NEVER EVEN THINK ABOUT PUTS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I HAD PERFECT TIMING AND IT BIT ME IN THE ASS

>>22781174
didn't delete them
haven't moved them in a while
investing.com has weird rendering issues sometimes

I'm gonna go make a turkey, cheese, broccoli omelet and play video games. I'll be back around noon. Hold down the fort, rkg.

>>22781192
Based

YOU GUYS SAID STOCKS ONLY GO UP WHAT THE FUCK

>>22781166
>the money was never printed
>banks don't just take the money and hold it
>the banks have to print it and they aren't
Are you retarded?

FUCK THIS CLOWN MARKET.

>>22781210
printing is a bank making an actual loan to a consumer

>>22781209
Its fake right?

>>22781192
>that massive out of nowhere pump?
nigger we had a steady uptrend from March until end of August.

>>22781166
When the reserve ratio is 0, money is basically printed constantly.

>market too volatile to time right now
>even the VIX itself is wildly volatile

>>22781203
A chink using a chink virus Luis Vuitton mask?

>>22781241
zoom out retard

prob red for the rest of the year at this point with the election and civil war coming up....

I'm just going to stop checking my broker everyday and hope for the best

>>22781249
no
why the hell do you think DXY is going up?
the printing is not happening the way you think it is

I love the people screaming clown market or asking why things are going down
you just know they weren't having these thoughts all summer when things were going up forever with no resistance

>>22781264
Where is the vix for vix.

I'M DONE. I'M FUCKING DONE.
I'll log out and come back after elections!

Just got out of a 370/365P on TSLA for 25th.
Can't handle it...
Got out at a 200$ loss and bought a share and immediately daytraded it out of spite. for 5$...
The market is frustrating as fuck. Stupid swings, slow bleed.
Just crash already! This is nonsense, all of it! The Covid too! We, close, we open, we migh close, we might not! JUST MAKE YOUR FUCKING MIND UP!

And fucking Musk, flops the fucking batery day, and then decided to sue the goverment?!?!?
WTF dude?!?!?

I'm done! Not selling, not buying, not doing jack shit. Clow market right here.

And my fucking day job. I'm getting calls from my clients because they need estimates of payments to us because they want to engineer the shit out of next earnings. "Look Anon, this is a publicly traded company, we don't want number surprises." I KNOW YOU FUCKING SHIT, I BOUGHT SHARES OF YOUR FUCKING COMPANY AND THEY JUST KEEP DIPPING!!! STOP REMINDING ME!!!

>>22781257
https://twitter.com/sony/status/1267216347978752003

>>22781257
no you can look it up

>>22781283
and miss the excitement?
This is the most dopamine release i've had in a while

Is there a detailed and structured no-nonsense tutorial online (or just a book) to get into markets and trading?

FUCK TREVOR MILTON AND
FUCK NKLA

>>22781233
TURKEY MAKES EGGS TASTE LIKE TURKEY

>>22781260
yeah, off of what?
my point: none of this shit makes any sense, dont act surprised when it goes against you

>>22781252
nigger where do you think leverage comes from? do you think a bank/broker just pushes a big red button that says "leverage"? Do you think for multiple times leverage they just push it more?

If you are holding cash, hoping to buy when the bloodbath is over, wait minimum until Monday
>Sell Rosh Hashanah, Buy Yom Kippur
It's totally possible the sell-off continues on Monday, don't just buy on Monday without re-evaluating
Yom Kippur is on Sunday - wait for Monday.

>>22781086
Its ogre and so is my bank account

>>22781307
>off of what?
General optimism for the future?

>>22781291
$VVIX, it does exist.

>>22781264
Based ADHD market. I love the chaos and drama.

>>22780813
no, there was no way to guarantee a squeeze was going to happen yesterday at close. It was only at pre-market when it was inflated that you could 99% guarantee a spike in the morning

>>22781285
>dxy
Never mind, you are.

>>22781320
lol

>>22781294
you am allowed buy shares of companies you analize O_O ?

Imagine hating on this predictable market because green lines not going up lmao
Just fucking sit aside if you don't wanna short and wait till after election and buy tech/pm

these kikes think they can hurt me lmao pathetic display really

MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND

>>22781308
the banks have to make the loans
they aren't
get as mad as you want

>>22781303
I don't think so......

Think these will go in the money?

>>22781228
Down 250 on sqqq I wanted to go tqqq since I called the bounce too but I didn’t trust my gut.

I’m out for the day as I’m extremely salty meme line anon.

>>22781190
Institutions only trade index futures. Computer algorithms help distribute money among the companies in the Index. 100% of the money is coming from real people putting massive amounts of capital in LIMIT orders. The only thing that fluctuates company securities is pre/after markets. Don't believe me? Put a chart of the s&p future and/or nasdaq future right next to any company under that index.

>>22781345
right? buy OTM QQQ puts dated late November and just watch your money roll in until then

>>22781343
That's what speculation is, dumb dumb.

Nasdump back in green, boys!

>>22781303
not ground turkey

bros... did Elon really bet against America?

>>22781359
50/50 either way today with us being in the center of the channel

So the walmart kid definitely knew something we didn't huh? FSLR feels fucked.

>>22781363

>>22781354
the bank loans are such a tiny part of the fed action you are seriously retarded.

>>22781413
ok
explain what's happening, then
explain what powell is saying, because he's saying exactly what i'm saying

>tfw only bought 350 shares of je at .45

>>22780866
You said the shorts had covered so you're safe now. It doesn't have to go to zero for you to make big gains, you'd better short it right now because this is the top!

Keep it up, lmfao.

>>22781389
he literally built a factory in Shanghai and another in Germany

>>22780254
>alexa play goodbye horses by q Lazarus

>>22781439
show yours

>>22781209
saw this the other day and i wont be buying a ps5 because of this unironically

>>22781455
lmao who cares it's a 4 figure account

>>22781413
The fed provides liquidity to these huge banks so they will become more risky with there lending (to each other, companies etc). The banks look at the current environment and say fuck that. Its very difficult for money to get outside this system to help the real economy

>>22781294
Kek just hold anon

>>22780349
That's not a tranny.... Can't be

>>22781455
king shit

>>22781399
True looks like we’re fucking with the trend line from the highs down to 9/16 pump and dump top.

>>22781470
yours is negative, isn't it

>>22781482
I'm so sorry...

>>22781482
>he can't tell the difference between fake tits and real tits
never gonna make it

>>22781209
Fucking hell... can they just stop?

>>22781488
it looks like we're repeating thursday/friday of last week, possibly hour-for-hour

convergence pop on daily TSLA chart. buy now or you're a fag

ARE WE GOING UP OR DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22780503
Haha did the same. Made $380 and I’m good with it. Much better than the loss I was expecting. Wild ride.

>>22780576
yea this board is fucked, nothing but tranny posters, tesla bots and that one retard that keeps posting photos of the crackheads that he's fucked..

>>22781490
you got me...all your posts are cringe btw

>>22781482
what difference does it make? "she"'s cute.

>>22781344
I'm not an analyst!
I'M A FUCKING SUPPLIER!
They want me to guess how much we are going to make them spend before they do!!!
Can you believe that shit?!?

>>22781536
show the week

>>22781524
We’ll know shortly if it bounces off 266.60ish again

It does look very similar

>>22781533
the guy who fucks crackheads is based.
go back, normie

>>22781542
the difference between getting poop on his dick or not

>>22781467
I'll buy 2 then

>>22781536
LOL, dude said puts on sony because fuck niggers

>>22781471
This
Fed forced primary dealers to sell them bonds; this money is kept in balance at the Fed so that they are able to loan $$$ out (need to maintain 10% reserve balance at Fed)
The goal was that by increasing these balances banks would feel more comfortable lending
However.. in reality, this is not what's happened. Banks see the squeeze more than anyone, as they're the ones receiving call after call every single day that
>We can't repay our loan
>We need a few months where we don't pay
>We need loan forgiveness

It makes zero sense (from the banks perspective) to keep lending when all the fundamentals prevent loans from being repaid.
Why would you loan money out that had low probability of being repaid?
You wouldn't.

>>22781482
what's the difference?

NEW @_@ !!

>>22781568

>>22781568

>>22781568

>>22781568

Tfw bought GME at 10
Can’t catch a break

>>22781536
>a million doll hairs
why are you even here?
>>22781558
to be fair, most of them know how to clean their assholes. you're right though, still gross

>>22781557
this. Cheap crackhead whore anon and rural retard anon are the two posters that embody the spirit of smg the most

>>22781567
well ill buy one but only to resell on ebay for christmas rush buyers

All my SPAC gains have disappeared I'm up like $500 That's down from 10K of games in September FML

>>22781588
you bogged us down

but honestly the liquidation value is around $5 so your downside is only 50% at most short-term, more likely ~25% because of Cohen and consoles. You didn't risk more than you could afford to lose, right?

>>22781557
how is contracting the aids virus based?

>>22781605
damn i had a pre-order opportunity and let it pass i shouldve done tha

Anyone take my advice and buy SWBI?

Pumped a comfy 4% already, broke down trend from the top and it will continue to blow earnings out of the fucking water. Has boomer div of 1.23% as well

Amazing growth like always pre election.

>>22781618
that's because you're a dumb options gambler
old /smg/ was pro dividends and passive investing
this new wave of tesla bots and drug addled retards have killed the spirit of old /smg/

be honest be honest....does anyone here use a brokerage other than robinhood and webull?

>>22780956
At least it wasn't much money. Next time buy and hold. Don't gamble on options.

>>22780576
Why did you even post the picture you fucking idiot

>>22781509
>>22781512
>>22781542
>>22781582
I've been led astray. My forefathers will never forgive me and I'll never make it due to this fumble. I was tricked I tell you, tricked!

>>22781363
Do you think that companies like RenTec only trade futures? Dude that's dumb. Think about what you're saying.

>>22781677

Don’t discourage them. I make a decent income by selling weekly calls to degenerate options gamblers.

>>22781482
>>22781512
>>22781703

>>22780956
god speed retard

>>22780373
Whatcha holdin there anon?

>>22781736
hands are grossly male

>>22781533
>>22781696
Nobody responds without pictures :)

>>22781766
Yeah, hands are still my fallback metric.

>>22781721
How do you actually get your options to fill?

>>22781767
(you)

>>22781455
Oh, it's !Ug.
I think I've argued with you about this enough. You've admitted losing more money in the last month on SQQQ calls than I could ever make on GME.
Then you lied about it dozens of times in at least ten threads.
What a loser.

>GME

If dubs we end the day red. Whoops! Looks like I didn't get digits! I'm so sorry Bobo bros. I guess meme magic just won't work in my favor today :(

Darn. If only I was able to get digits for someone to check. Woe is me.

>>22781677
I use fidelity to access the TSX.

>>22781933
FUCK.

>sqqq down
>all of my stocks down
How is this possible

>>22781766
Don't you just love lobster?

>>22781933
What have you done

>>22781969
Pareto principle

>>22781933
Lmaaaaaaaaooooo

>>22781677

>>22781933

>>22780678
>>22780642
wow feels weird to be shouted out. bb anon here. hope your enjoying some ok gains :)

>>22782087
How is tsla up.

>>22780378
You deserve to lose it

>>22781736
fkiing chinks!! They fake everything!