/biz/ - Business & Finance

Are oil stocks dead? People still need fuel to go places, no?

>>22772926
My company told me to WFH until June of 2021.

>>22772926
They'll go up in December, right now is the time to put a big call, it always go up in December

First for jannies calming down. Goddamn they were vicious today.

>>22772939
You still got to travel to see your bull in December

So the markets are obviously closed, and I'll only post this once, but if any of you anons have any shitcoins with potential to shill, I'll listen at this moment.

>>22772939
Sure, but I'm more interested in the 5-10 year look. The shutdown won't last forever.

>>22773005

buy whatever you want. I'm holding OXT. wish me luck

>>22773029
Anything about OXT that stands out to you?

>spy down
>crypto down
>gold down
>oil down
>real estate dropping

What do I invest in? Why is everything correlated?

>>22772926
>A literal global shutdown is in effect
>America is covered in nigger riots everywhere
>Tons of companies laying off people because of muh flu
>"haha cheapies let's buy oil :D"
This is what happens when you just stare at graphs and don't think about the reality that they are reflecting.

>>22773053
You could always look into commodities on nadex.

NAK isnt gonna happen and hasnt been able to happen the past 10 years. I'm all in short term puts fuck you guys youre retards

>>22773082
Is their even volume on NAK puts?

>>22773082
>t. brainlet with no conception of mining operations
Not my fault you don't understand the nature of the operation you're evaluating for investment fren. I tried last thread to help you, but you just hate money. No skin off my nose.

>>22773096
Just me basically

>>22773082
Should I buy 100 and sell 2Cs every week?

reminder the redpill is adrenochrome/blood
https://youtu.be/RGfFpvyHmQs

the wachowskis are satanists

>>22773112
That's what I figured, I have a $2 call and it's pretty empty.
>>22773120
I bought one so I guess yes.

>>22773062
what should I buy instead of oil

I was too scared to try it, but can I short stocks with a cash only account? I can't try in paper money cause that's a fake margin account. Google says I can't but idk. I lost 15 bucks on STI earlier when it went up 4000% so I thought maybe I should just leave it alone for today. Also, now I have no more settled cash

>>22773108
Theyll be denied due to location. They were just last month told their proposal was shit and to bring a new one and now their ceo stepped down.

>Those few applicants who have been denied permits usually have refused to change the design, timing, or location

Plus these snowniggas would chimp out if it happened

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY BLOOD BOILS FOR THE CHEAPIES
NASDAQ $1 END OF WEEK

>>22773134
I only believe conspiracy theories if sunny D tells me that they are true
andrenochrome is a pretty simple organic molecule, they could make it in a lab if they wanted to

>>22773148
are you still in levvy tech or did you cash out

its going to keep dumping till end of week or beginning of next fellow dip buyers this is gonna be a big one get those 3x leveraged etfs ready

>>22773053
Get WOOD (Lumber)

>>22773148
You know I always found it odd that jannies ban people for avatar posting but let tripfags run wild.

>>22773005
I feel like 87% of threads on /biz are shitcoins. Almost cringe that there’s not more broad discussions

>>22773161
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fountain-of-youth-young-blood-infusions-ldquo-rejuvenate-rdquo-old-mice/

>>22773161
>are you still in levvy tech or did you cash out
I cashed out all my NASDAQ shit a few weeks ago.
I dumped all my SPXL too.

I literally have 25k cash rn, which is the full amount that I transferred into my account over the course of the spring.
So, literally primed and ready to go...
I'm leaning towards FNGO or FNGU this time, if not TQQQ

>>22772477
I just wanna save them. It wasnt even options, a rather safe strategy as the stock would literally have to dump to 1.80 for me to have lost half my money. But with what anon said, it looked promising but i decided to ignore it.

Sigh, im never gonna free them from wageslavery am I.

>>22772484
I've wanted to free them from wageslavery for so long. They've even become aware of my plan.

>>22772926
I’m waiting for the next dead cat bounce to load up on drip

>>22773140
If you're that incapable of thinking independently, unironically just buy SPY every day for the rest of your life.

>>22773145
There is way, way too much money in the project for it to be denied because of some native shitskins' feelios. Worst comes to worst, they get told to take it to the drawing board again, the stocks dip again, and I get even cheaper cheapies.

>futures dumped red
>then pumped green
>then dumped again

>>22773279
>just buy SPY every day for the rest of your life
I was already going to do that ;^)

it's over

>>22773005
Lemme guess. Looking for the next SPI. Very saddening I missed it.

Anime!

>>22773331
what? my future??

>>22773306
>NASDAQ shit the bed this past week
>busying self w/ the 1m candlesticks
>posts crab
Sir, click the zoom out button a couple times. The season's getting about ripe for buying cheapies.

>the us government and the investment banks in bed with them have conspired to ensure that nobody on earth has anywhere safe to put their assets
what a shit end to a shit year. I love being financially JUSTed across a diversified portfolio.

>>22773053
Isn't the most obvious answer is to buy inverses?

Lmao, I love how the headline is "global recovery hopes dim". These niggers say whatever the fuck they want and hope retards buy it.

>>22773279
>"too big to fail"
>over a decade of failure
>this time its different

Trump opposes the mine and Democrats do too. No future.

>>22773356
it's a downward crab
might last a while
I'm ready to buy, but I'm not rushing it
slow and steady

Literally all this over a politicized version of the fucking flu.

>>22773279
I'm sorry it's 20 years of a mining company with no mine. Its not happening.

>>22773409
>downward crab
>SPY literally fell over 2%
Sir, did you only get started on the whole investing thing in March?
You might be surprised to hear this, but 1% change in a day used to raise some eyebrows

>>22773373
>Lmao, I love how the headline is "global recovery hopes dim". These niggers say whatever the fuck they want and hope retards buy it.
These faggots literally just look at the current day's direction and make a story about it with zero effort put into critical thought about future direction

>>22773026
Thanks meme magic, for destroying the Earth. Just what I needed.

>>22773464
this is 2020 monsieur scoopy
big ups, big downs; it is how the market works now.
it is all part of the greater crab structure that flows through us.
all things are bound to their range, all things must return to their homes

Ok jannie listen, for whatever reason you just ban me whenever you see one of my posts. It's unfair and isn't in line with 4chan rules. I understand that the hormone treatments can cause mood swings, so I won't take it personal. I also know that being rejected as a mod for wall street bets can be demoralizing. That being said, I'm willing to make you an offer. Id you leave me alone I will pay you 15 times your current salary to just let me talk to my friends. Now I'm not very good at math but I'm sure one of these other anons will do the math for me. I'll pay you in Bitcoin, so once the anons come up with the number, I'll pay you accordingly.

JPOW you motherfucker BUY MY BAGS
YOU HAVE ONE JOB
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22773593
JPOW literally says he's out of money and asking congress for more money to buy your bags.

>>22773569
soo uhh let's see running the numbers here...

hmmm yess... my dear... sniff... carry the two...

That'll be 0.00 bitcoin to the jannie!

>>22773614
are you telling me he does it for free?

>>22773614

That fucking tool JPOW needs to buy my bags before Friday or I'm gonna fucking vote democrat

I don't understand how the market is shitting the bed like this. Theres trillions in stimulus and most of the economy is back up and running.

>>22773700
>Theres trillions in stimulus
Yea, that explains the move up from March until early September
>most of the economy is back up and running.
uwotm8?

>>22773392
>>22773444
You know this board has IDs, right?

>>22773161
>simple organic molecule, they could make it in a lab if they wanted to
You could say hat about anythinf retard
>THC
>Peyote
>Opium
They real thing is always better and it canr ever be synthasized. You can’t print a bottle of wine. The best coffe in the world is pooped out of a monkeys ass

>>22773614
>>22773628
Thanks guys! Have a rare pepe

>>22773700
Maybe it's different in the US, but here too the economy is basically back where it used to be, except there are fewer tourists from abroad.

>>22773747
jp bro?
Life is and has been great for this whole ordeal in tokyo.
at a cafe right now. rainy tho.

>>22773522
>big ups, big downs
>all things are bound to their range, all things must return to their homes
Okay, so this is somewhat something I'm aligned with.
I'm fucking itching for those cheapies tho, fäm

>>22773143
Can someone explain this bullshit with “settled cash”? On coinbase pro there’s nothing like that, I can go in and out between cryptos and cash as fast as I can click the mouse.
Is Fidelity worried that they won’t be able to actually claim the money from the purchaser of the shares I just sold? If so, isn’t that their stinking problem, they are the broker, if they admit they feel uncertain on that point shouldn’t I try to find a different broker? And presumably they have computers, so it’s not like it becomes too complicated for them to keep track of who owes what to whom. Silly nonsense.

>>22773781
What’s crypto? Sounds like for faggot shit to me

>>22773775
filtered btw ;)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22773569
>Id you leave me alone I will pay you 15 times your current salary to just let me talk to my friends. Now I'm not very good at math but I'm sure one of these other anons will do the math for me. I'll pay you in Bitcoin, so once the anons come up with the number, I'll pay you accordingly.

>>22773800
Filtering the tripfags is the best move. Want to hear something crazy? 2 scoops has been here for 3+ years.

>>22773827
Has he ever posted good gains or does he just shitpost

>>22773825
qt anime gril, frendo

>>22773800
>filtered btw ;)
Aaaahh ;) u 2, bb grl <3

>>22773569
It's true. I saw your post about avatarfags getting banned, but not tripfags.
Wait. Does fucking ratsu get banned? That's some bullshit if so, because unlike me, he's not an absolutely flagrant & seething homosexual

>>22773888
He claims to use 2 scoops but has never posted body. Very sad! Many such cases!

>>22773569
>BANNED
>Reason: Attempting to bribe a moderator

>>22773464
I thought it used to be everybody did coke and ripped their ties off and jumped off skyscrapers? All that over 1%?

>>22773827
>Filtering the tripfags is the best move. Want to hear something crazy? 2 scoops has been here for 3+ years.
Since summer of 2017, so yeah

>>22773888
Here's a screenshot I just took of my all time.
I started with just $500-$1500, then went fucking nuts during COVID, so the first couple years are wildly diluted...
The most recent trough is around 38k in March.
The most recent peak is 92k around a month ago.
I have 25k cash right now primed and ready for some cheapies.

>>22773888
In all honesty I never paid too much attention to 2 scoops but I know he's not a lousy trader
>>22773895
Ratsu could easily get banned depending on the mood of the jannie.

>>22772883
Based incomprehensible Facebook meme pajeet OP

>>22773946
>>>22773944

in this picture you see someone literally only making money during the greatest bull market in recent times.
literally average / below average

Now that so many people know about the GME meme squeeze, it's probably not going to happen anymore. Best to hope for a slow melt up and a peak at about 20.

>>22773944
>40% over 4 years
holy boomer
...not that im better though...

pic unrelated it's a train in japan though i thought you'd like it

the 3200 party has been successfully defended so far
I hope that it will still continue tomorrow :/

>>22773937
I think the doing coke and ripping off ties thing is ubiquitous
the jumping off of skyscrapers thing happened once or twice

>>22773973
coom cat is dead?!

Anon, are you ready for another -3% today?

>>22773796
It’s assets that, just like stocks, are represented as numbers on a screen that you can buy and sell. Then you stare at charts and pretend to do TA while interpreting every bit of news like a schizophrenic and you never sleep.

this week is going to determine if we go up or down lel

>>22774032
Let it start off green I want to roll puts

>>22773912
>He claims to use 2 scoops but has never posted body. Very sad! Many such cases!
I face posted once.
I'm thinking about getting a bar piercing through my left ear.
Maybe I'll face post again after I do that.

>>22773937
>I thought it used to be everybody did coke and ripped their ties off and jumped off skyscrapers? All that over 1%?
Well that was 2007.
There's actually a statistic out there for a certain number of people dying (by suicide) for every percent that unemployment rises...


>>22773946
>In all honesty I never paid too much attention to 2 scoops but I know he's not a lousy trader
I already learned my lesson about options.
I'd have pretty solid numbers if not for the options, or the dilution from adding my big boi salary bucks this past year.
>Ratsu could easily get banned depending on the mood of the jannie.
That's wild. I either haven't gotten banned by them, or am just so unaffected by it that I literally can't even recall.
Ratsu's a good poster too. Never goes off the fucking rails like I do IIRC.


>>22773978
>>40% over 4 years
>holy boomer
I already fucking posted that this shit's diluted.
I literally only had $500-$1500 in there for the first year kek

PIGGY BANK BROS RISE UP

>>22773716
Whats still fucked beyond airlines and bars? Everybody i know is back to life as usual just with a mask

>>22773062
You're talking short term. What about as long term hold? The shutdown won't last forever...

>>22773973
How does this work? How can people knowing prevent the squeeze?

>>22774103
Tourism industry
High end hotels are still screwed from lack of travelers

>>22773946
>>22773569
I literally once handled a call in my volunteer work for some chick moderating a forum that wanted to slice up her arms/legs because she got chewed out by a friend for abruptly banning someone.
Felt zero remorse for the ban.
Solely desired it for how an internet friend reacted to her actions.
Meanwhile a gay black boy that is getting bounced between houses with zero sense of ownership for him, pressured to fully support himself, called crybaby all the while was just fucking taking it all.

I know I'm the fucking racist software engineer, but I really wish the gay black boy could swap lives with the white girl. I respect him more.

>>22774089
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>>22774071
I went 3 years without getting banned and out of nowhere this new jannie is banning me whenever I post. I don't get it.

>>22774089
CASH KANGS RISE UP

>>22774127
You man the suicide hotlines?
What're the odds I can speak to you directly when I blow up my account with options?

>>22774103
>Whats still fucked beyond airlines and bars? Everybody i know is back to life as usual just with a mask
I swapped the bars out for Seeking Arrangements.
Literally had a cute 18yo white girl and 20yo asian girl (both college students) try to sell me their pussies.
I knew that kinda shit was on there, but fucking wow.

>>22774140
Maybe they're a "person of color" (nigger/shitskin) or "person afflicted by gender dysphoria" (tranny/mentally ill/based castrator), and have a particular penchant for you over your utilization of such slurs

>>22774151
>You man the suicide hotlines?
Yes. Been at it for a month or so of actual calls now.
Not a single based castrator yet. Just teen girls, old dudes, homeless guys, and a schizo.
>What're the odds I can speak to you directly when I blow up my account with options?
It routes to call centers by area code of your phone number.
If you call with the right area code at the same time as I'm volunteering, it's about 1/4 to 1/10

>>22774119
They stop piling on more shorts as the old ones expire, presumably

>>22774144
Checked

Bros, are we buying sqqq and SDOW at open or wait until a green day for cheapies?

>>22774144
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY BLOOD. IT BOILS FOR THE CHEAPIES.
FUCKING BOILS.
MY FUCKING BLOOD BOILS FOR SOME CHEAPIES.
I'M GOING TO MAKE AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING KILLING THIS BEND.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE.
RIGHT FOR THE FUCKING THROAT, MOTHERFUCKER.
YOUR ASS IS MINE.
I'M GOING TO FUCK EVERY GODDAM BEAR TO DEATH BY 2021.
I'M GONNA BUY THE ENTIRETY OF SPXL.
EVERY FUCKING SHARE OF IT.
LET'S FUCKING GO.
LET'S FUCKING DISCO.
LET'S FUCKING KNOCK THIS BITCH OUTTA THE PARK.
LET'S FUCKING RIDE IT INTO THE SUN.
LET'S MOTHERFUCKING GO.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LET'S FUCKING GGGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22774281
>Bros, are we buying sqqq and SDOW at open or wait until a green day for cheapies?
I'm waiting for cheapies.
Probably going to plot out a limit orders strategy for mega-bull ETFs tomorrow, with a certain dollar figure clearing on certain tickers at different % down on SPY

For example:
(I got 25k cash rn)
7k SPXL at SPY down 10%
8k SPXL at SPY down 15%
10k TQQQ at SPY down 20%

>>22774367
I have a pretty similar strategy, but I really don't see a stimulus until after November and likely we'll keep steadily bleeding until then so im not putting anything into a bull market yet.

Some anons here fell into the bull trap and went all in on TQQQ at $165 thinking it was cheap.

>3 threads
can you tranny gamblers do anything right?

>>22774413
3 scoops

>>22774367
imagine if you
haha
if you
bought tqqq on march 20th 2020
and held until sept 1st 2020
haha oh man could you imagine...

Man SPI went up 100% in 2 min at premarket but I was to scared to be a degenerate gambler.

>>22774397
>I have a pretty similar strategy, but I really don't see a stimulus until after November and likely we'll keep steadily bleeding until then so im not putting anything into a bull market yet.
It's so hard to call the bottom. Really fucking hard.
You either do it prematurely or "miss your opportunity".
A key fact is "the market falls faster than it rises".
This key fact is all that holds me from doing shit like going all in on TQQQ at the end of days like today.
>Some anons here fell into the bull trap and went all in on TQQQ at $165 thinking it was cheap.
:(
I did buy stuff prematurely throughout February.
I did get about a 50% return on my SPXL shares though.

>>22774435
>3 scoops
<3
;)
I was actually feeling "scoops supreme" next if I carry through on my commitment to go all of 2020 without selling any SSO shares I buy, which I'm on track for.

>>22774439
>imagine if you
>haha
>if you
>bought tqqq on march 20th 2020
>and held until sept 1st 2020
>haha oh man could you imagine...
Remember SOXL shill?
That fucker probably made a few hundred grand.
FNGU would probably have gotten you more than TQQQ. I think FNGU got a 300%+ pump

It's so weird to me that VIX hasn't moved proportionally to the indices, why is there so little fear when we're rapidly down 10%+ from ATH? Look at the put call ratio, this makes no sense. Also pls no ban jannies look I'm talking about finance
>>22774127
Lmao you still remember the roster I made all those years ago when I called you the racist software engineer
>>22773161
Hehehe, the adreno thing is interesting. It's very easy to synthesize and u can look up trip reports on erowid from people who've taken it, they describe it as non-psychedelic just like adrenaline or epinephrin which makes sense. On the other hand Humphrey Osmond was the first person to do large scale tests with it, he was a level above CIA agent, he hanging out with true elites (pilgrim society, century association) like Huxley bros, Al Hubbard (OSS station chief), and Oscar Janiger (discovered DMT). Osmond found he could introduce psychosis in the already mentally ill by administering adrenochrome, which makes sense as it's like a huge adrenaline rush. Doesn't explain the whole elite blood harvesting thing, but interesting. If I had to guess the preoccupation with it is a way for otherwise rational people to put their implicit understanding of elite dracularity, be it financial or whatever, into words.
The Wachowskis are really weird (and ripped off Grant Morrison) tho, read about their dominatrix who does genital mutilation o_O

>>22774654
You don't need puts if you got your money out of the market already.

>>22774439
Checked the numbers:
TQQQ went around $35 to about $175
FNGU went around $26 to about $245

Like I said, I'm feeling FNGU for this bend and I'm going right for the fucking throat.

>>22774672
How are fund managers handing their gamma then silly? Look at the COT, large specs have added to /es positions. Look at how low GEX is, it almost seems like it's laggind DIX o_O
Something strange is going on that absolutely can't be explained by "retail has sold and isn't short"

>>22774654
>Lmao you still remember the roster I made all those years ago when I called you the racist software engineer
Kek it feels so accurate!!
Over half my team is H1B -- either chinese or indian. Some don't even have a software degree; just some other engineering degree. Fuck, even our intern had a mechanical engineering degree...
Meanwhile, there's plenty of decent American engineers in the midwest who simply aren't willing to fucking move.
I actually feel like I'd get fired if I say I voted for Trump too!

>>22773161
>>22774654
but /pol/ told me adrenochrome is harvested by jews from babies
>>22774673
>26 to 245
holy fuark

>>22774603
>its so hard to call the bottom

There's no reason for anything to be green without stimulus talks.

We still have a month and a half before the election, so Stimulus won't happen until then.

We'll be bleeding for a while then moon mission

>>22774733
>>26 to 245
>holy fuark
Yeahhhh, buddy, that's nearly a 10X. 10 fucking X.

You put in 25k, you get out nearly 250k
You put in 90k, you get out nearly 900k.

Like I said m80, I wanna go right for the fucking throat this bend. Right for the fucking throat.
LET'S GO.
LET'S FUCKING GGGOOOOOOO!!!
MY BLOOD BOILS FOR THE CHEAPIES! FUCKING BOILS FOR THE CHEAPIES!!!!
LET'S MOTHERFUKN GGGOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22774816
Do you think there's going to be a stimulus soon after the election, or not until the new congress is seated? In the latter case, you might have to wait until early January...

>>22774855
>>22774816
There will be no 2nd stimulus

>>22774864
This.

>>22774816
I'm more worried about the period between the election and the inauguration desu, there's a lot that could go wrong. You MUST read the Transition Integrity project's docs on this!!
>>22774727
Daily reminder you're functioning within Control Society, the diffusion of power through an population of insurgent sub-elites is intentional. As competition over shrinking resources becomes ever more fierce the incentive to tear you down by any method possible grows too large to ignore. Now more than ever, hide your powerlevel!
>>22774733
Pol's opinion on global conspiracy must be regarded as parochial at best and a fabricated narrative drawn up by hostile actors at worst. Narrativization is key; if you find yourself living someone else's story (Qanon, etc) you're lost, this is their magic. John Dee understood this, Crowley understood this, the Dulles brothers understood this, and global think tanks and NGO's have instrumentalized it so powerfully I'm not confident anyone is untouched.

>>22774864
There will if biden wins. If biden loses dems will not allow anything to go through

>>22774880
A contested election would be a black swan. Remeber fear and and uncertainy are worse than bad news.

>>22774654
VIX is almost at 30. The road's about to get bumpy, buckle up.

>>22774898
Wouldn’t that be bad since he wants a capital gains tax

>>22774917
Everything biden wants is bad

>>22774837
have you ever thought about how you'd change your life if you unironically /madeit/ with a gigabagger?

I have. I decided, I'm going to legally change my middle name to Snivy and wear green polos with a popped collar and beige slacks for the rest of my life. And then I'd probably buy the pabst blue ribbon factory.

>>22774934
Maybe the only good thing coming from him winning will be more peaceful protest
>trump wins
Go to a protest with maga hat and get beaten to a inch of your life
>Biden wins
Go to a protest with a Biden hat and get some dirty looks

>shitty broker takes a fucking hour to commit a trade
>lose the little gains I'd be in for
aaah I'm financially ruined

>>22774906
>black swan
If you're going to use terms like that then please at least learn what they mean and how they apply.

>>22773700
THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY

I am down nearly 5% on my whole PF
when does the recovery start?
Am I forced to baghold 3 years now?

>>22773444
theyre just leaving half a trillion in minerals in the ground. forever.

>>22773700
The economy isn't back up and running. The stimulus that kept small businesses afloat has run out. The pain is about to become real if nothing is passed. Many businesses were forced to shutter doors and that will have a major impact on consumer behavior through the holidays. Expect the worst November for retail in recent history. There is very likely going to be a recession for the next couple of years.

>>22773732
how do you like me now, faggot

>>22773735
>the best coffee is excrement, literally
cringe, cringe, anon.

When will Trump cross the Rubicon and make himself president for life? You just know it's going to happen.

>>22772883
>democrats killing people in New York, New Jersey, California cuz covid
>democrats causing riots
>democrats burning and tearing shit up
>democrat media saying nothing but covid covid covid
>democrats pledging allegiance to china
>democrats pushing voter mail in ballots
>democrats making the stock market fall

This is it!!!! It’s game over!!!

>>22774880
>the diffusion of power through an population of insurgent sub-elites is intentional
I feel very fortunate to be one of those sub-elites and literally have qt white college girls trying to sell their fucking pussy to me. This is seriously some Brave New World shit.

>>22774960
>have you ever thought about how you'd change your life if you unironically /madeit/ with a gigabagger?
Well, I already make 170k/year and have a solid plan for doubling that in next couple years.
I've primarily thought about what I'd do when I've made enough off that to feel a sense of ambivalence towards keeping a job.
Or even a little sooner: just take a few months off to do my own thing.
Goals I have:
- shit loads of kids with a qt white girl... I'm feeling 3-5, or just become a sperm donor and go all fucking out or just start raping my way through the countryside if I lose all hope in the world
- re-publish a videogame that I made
- keep going with my newfound fondness for painting abstract shit
- watch A LOT of anime.

>>22772883
Omfg!! You idiots really need to make 3 fucking threads? Are all of you retarded? Seriously. We only need 1 thread faggots no wonder you are all losing your fucking shirts. You are mindless drones.

>>22775174
Wow, you wrote all of that? Too bad, I'm still voting Trump.

>>22775029
Red pilled as fuck. This guy fucking gets it.

>>22775054
I lost 10k in a day when my portfolio was only 30k-40k in size. Pretty sure that put me at net negative. I'm now a full-fledged faggot that's 100% guaranteed to make retard-level money if we hit 20% down again.
You'll recover, anon.

>wkhs +5% premarket
this fucking rollercoaster

>>22775114
https://www.google.com/amp/s/api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/news/2016/04/160429-kopi-luwak-captive-civet-coffee-Indonesia
Just the facts. No matter how good science has gotten you can’t just recreate things better than or equal the real thing.
Many such cases.
They make shitty thc pills that arent the same. They make mescaline but not the same as peyote. real Meth is way better than pharma garbage too
The blood of children is just better when scared naturally and horrifically, the natural way. And the adrenchrome produced is great for mind fucking other kids and getting you high. You can’t bottle that shit like the real stuff. You gotta get it fresh from the tap. Plus it oxidizes easy as fuck so it would be like formulating expensive ass coffee in a lab and it’s always gonna be stale.
I bet a faggot like you gets his coffee already ground up and oxidized. That shit is for niggers.

IM WARNING EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD. INVEST IN SUNW!!!! ITS THE NEW SPI!!!!

>>22774673
For me, it's the cheapest TQQQ leaps I can get my hands on once it hits $50 or so

>>22775174
More than one smg thread is a short term bear long term bull signal. It's a sign of initial panicking but probably closer to bottom.

>>22775268
er, Rajesh, you're supposed to shill BEFORE the pump and dump.

>>22775141
I thought about buying rgr and swbi yesterday. I had a good solid five minute think on it. Decided to pass. That seems to have been the right choice as they're both down in premarket.

>>22775268
Explain why

>>22775268
CHECK AGAIN!!!

SUNW

Where can I short AMD?

>>22775294
ahhhh yknow... i might pass on this one.

Futures are having a seizure

>>22775275
>LEAPs
Fascinating.
I'm going to watch how those perform.
Have you tried this before? I'm worried about liquidity a bit
I'm currently doing FNGO shares, which are nice for long-term holding, but it's not as liquid as FNGU, so the spreads were kinda shit when I was getting in

Fuck NASDAQ

>still down YTD because I was a retard and bought the tanker meme, sold the bottom and then bought the top for gold miners

J U S T

>>22775275
>>22775352
Honestly, lately, I've been thinking of calendar spreads actually. vxx just popped 30, spy probably won't fall below le ebic 300. could be profitable?
i've done shitloads of vert spreads, but i've never done calendar spreads actually lol.

wtf

>>22774864
There will be a stimulus. It's just a matter of when? After/right before the election or inauguration are likely scenarios.

Without it the economy would collapse completely and we would enter a full blown recession.

No president wants to be a recession administration. You pretty much doom your party as a whole as well as your donations.

>>22775458
Trump won't give a fuck during a second term since he can't be elected a third time. Expect some really crazy politics over the next four years. A stimulus isn't guaranteed.

im really mad at missing the 20x boat from SPI today. im going to FOMO into it tomorrow after the morning dip, is this a bad idea? i know its a bad idea but i cant help thinking clown market and chink manipulation will pump this shit to $60+

>when doing the wheel you want to avoid being assigned
Is this actually true or just boomer wisdom?

why is it still going down?

>>22775484
But he obviously hopes that his children could run at some point in the future. He might also have plans to stick around as some sort of political commentator or launching a competitor to Fox News. He won't do anything too crazy.

>>22775458
Dems will do everything they can to avoid a second stimulus before the election. It'll either pass right after, or - if Dems win the Senate - after the inauguration.

Is there still time to fomo into $sunw?

Is the premarket screener being retarded for anyone else? What's going on?

>>22775519
So if im looking atthis right if they catch up to tesla in market cap $800 would make you a millionaire. Lottery ticket time

>>22775458
> Print another stimulus
> BLM and niggerinos protest and destroy the shops
> Violence and crime in the major areas
> No one goes out shopping
> stock market reaches new all time high

Honestly it makes not much sense to print in the next 3-5 months

>>22775519
I'm fomoing in because you know everyone else will too. Simple as.

Sorry bears. The futures are buying up QQQ cheapies.

>>22775605
how much are you going to buy?

>>22775738
thats my plan. are you going to hold for any meaningful length of time or just try to ride the FOMO wave today and cash out as soon as you get profit? im debating between throwing down and cashing out as soon as i get 15% profit or maybe just dumping $1,000 into it and forgetting about it for a few years

>>22775759
Please zoom out

Why TSLA is -4,5% on pre market?

>>22775759
peak delusion

>>22775759
shorters are buying shorts

>>22775616
The market is still a year behind. It has a lot of catchup to play. Population didnt shrink. Future outlooks are all mostly the same(at least what moves the market these days). The golden bullrun as far as it may seem may just be here before we know it

>>22775769
I'm actually debating between SUNW and SPI but def just ride the meme wave.

>>22775769
Probably Zero right now desu
Never underestimate a chink OP, could this be CCPs Tesla? They seems to just be some solar company that all the sudden wants to make EVs idk

Anons, what's the plan? Start buying once SP hits 3,000 and Nusdump 9,800, right?

DPHCbros....

>>22775773
Investors didn't like battery day.

>>22775828

>>22775770
>>22775774
>>22775785
I'm fully zoomed out and you delusional bears need to cope with the reality that stocks only go up.

SUNW boyssss!!!!! Fuck why didn't I put my life savings in that shit

>>22775858
What about that big ass ravine between 2000 and 2015, based retard?
Have fun waiting one and a half decades to be right

>>22775849
But it was yesterday. Why TSLA is falling again?

>>22775851
Based bean posting

>>22775882
Because its fair value at best is like 100?

>>22775878
The fucking .com bubble retard?

what do you call this pattern?

>>22775878
Oh no, I'll be buying the most technologically advanced, ruthlessly capitalist companies, and insane revenue growth at lower prices.

>>22775934
classic flaccid pattern

>>22775934
strong buy signal

>>22775293
checkmate

>SBE to 15 during AH
What the fuck happened last night?

Gonna throw some money at SPI open again today, how retarded am I?

>>22776065
might work, might won't work. consider it as a lottery ticket.

>>22776063
chargepoint IPO announced

>>22775268
if you missed it yesterday, you probably missed it completely. Also not something I would throw more than $10 at.

>>22776065
you are here

>more income from selling premium in 2 months than income from dividends in 2 years
I know it's because of the elevated volatility right now but damn 35% p.a. gives me a big think.

Gambling my last thou on SUNW, if this fails I'm going to a halfway house boys

>>22773771
Sounds like New Zealand considering the fact he even mentioned tourism, which makes up like 30 percent of the Economy. New Zealand is basically as if it never existed but people wear masks and on busses sit apart, everything else is completely normal.

>>22775773
Because it's an overpriced piece of shit. Zoom out

>>22776120
Tbh I'm just getting greedy, already made more money in a few mins with that crazy ride than I have in all my time trading. If I was smart I'd only put in half my earnings but I don't think I'm that smart.

>>22775882
Oh boy. Some of you guys are worst than r*ddit

The fact it kept getting frozen stopped it from going waaaay higher than it did I think.

how do I invest?

>>22776083
>https://m.marketscreener.com/quote/stock/SWITCHBACK-ENERGY-ACQUISI-65220719/news/ELECTRIC-VEHICLE-CHARGING-NETWORK-CHARGEPOINT-AND-SWITCHBACK-ENERGY-ACQUISITION-CORP-ANNOUNCE-MERGER-31351584/
>It's real
Based SBE anon. Wherever you are, thanks for this win.

>>22776211
PLTR, because it is a perfect partnership

>>22775921
>stonks only go up
>unless they don't
>but that was only b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-because
>NOW stonks only go up!

>>22776194
inb4 he accuses you of 'stretching' the image again

>>22773345
chika is bearish or bullish bros??
i must know!

Yo, team, remember that screen cap of an Asian portfolio with SPI, SUNW, and POLA?

SUNW's up to $6.30 AH and POLA went from $2 to $4.

We might want to take a gamble.

hoping to scoop up some cheap TQQQ today

>>22776218

Really? Fucking awesome, I wish I'd been able to afford more than 30 shares.

>>22775331
can't even short this trash

what's up with the yellow fever today haha. there's a decent chance that you guys already missed the boat.

How do I reverse this so I can pull all my money out and never touch stocks again?

>>22776371
just hodl with me...

>>22776371
All in SQQQ to reverse it.

>>22776371
Buy GME

SHLL please moon after the merger

Lads, when do I start picking up some of those cheapies?
Once they're down 20-25% from their ATH?

How can the Dollar Index be still strong as fuck around 95? After all the QE, REPO injections, stimulus package after stimulus package and now even random Digital Dollar rumours? The fucking M2 supply increased disgustingly and randomly the dollar keeps up?

Explain that shit to me

wonder if this could double as a "how many noobs are getting blown up right now" index

>>22775858
>he doesn't know the fed stopped pumping imaginary money in june
lmaoing at your bag holds anon, keep seething

>>22776402
"Buy when there's coom in the streets" -John D. Rockefeller

>>22775934
the low volume speculation action

>>22776211
They're going to need a VERY big army for that

>>22776371
>-$1,900
Reverse what? Just get a paycheck.

>>22776390
This unironically

>>22776415
Banks are shitting themselves and not lending, consoomers are shitting themselves and saving instead of consooming, businesses are shitting themselves and not investing, debtslaves are trying to pay their previous loans.

End result: the jews trying to devalue their currency and fuck over honest people end up with egg on their faces.

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Less of a fucking spoonfeed today, dyor.

Redpill for me. I’ve always been drawn to and respected reality. I’d be happy to space to it compared to an illusion.

Anyhow you guys see airlines trying to run yesterday? Sheeeit tho stalled out on me

g-guy is it safe to still hold GOOG and ICLN ?

>>22776476
Eagerly waiting for this fuckin presale..

>>22776417
Would be a funny alt index that actually was useful using the same data as this KEK

Holy whit bros, what should I do with my SUNW bag? Got 41 shares

>>22776470
So you wanna basically explain to me that we are in a deflational phase after all the money supply increase?

>>22776490
>safe?
No
>should you exit?
depends on your risk tolerance

What apps are good besides robinhood?

>>22776529
What money supply increase? The banks won’t hand it out.

>>22776536
what could the biggest downside be?
is -60% from ath realistic?

Didn’t they pull notes internationally as well? So even USD isn’t getting handed out to other countries.

>>22776547
You are confusing M2 with M2V...velocity decreases for sure, but that doesn't effect equities which are artifically blown up by the increase nor the daily expenses as the fake CPI indicates for random Pete and Joe.

>>22776547
but reddit said the money printer go brrrrrrr

On a serious note, I've made a ton off of AGQ puts as the dollar rises, but is there something even more reactive to changes in the dollar?

>>22776554
we're in a bear market right now, its not a simple correction.
in terms of long term holding then yeah it might be okay to just hold through the bear, but it might take more time than you expect.
nobody knows anon.

Blackberry bros we fuckin made it

BUY THE TSLA DIP GUYS IT'S GONNA MOOON

>>22776543
Schwab, TDA Think Or Swim

>>22776547
the direct stimulus fooled midwits into thinking this was the case. In reality, banks are just squirreling away the money and currency is literally disappearing from circulation.

>>22776425
>Federal Reserve Board announces an extension through December 31 of its lending facilities that were scheduled to expire on or around September 30
>https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20200615a.htm
sweetie...

>>22776529
Look up the M2 Supply. Then go look up the M2 Velocity. They are basically inverse. Money printing does nothing but inflate equity and property prices when people don't actually spend the money. The never ending prostitute-tier loose monetary policy we've had for 12 years is the reason share markets have gone on their best bull run in history and unemployment is allegedly had 50+ year historic lows and yet inflation is anemic, and we're actually skirting dangerously close to deflation...

JPOW can print all he wants. It's lost all real world impact. It's like the money printer is set at 5th gear but COVID is making us go up a steep hill and he's putting his foot into the throttle throwing ridiculous amounts of gas into the engine and yet It's still losing speed... It'd be a political nightmare but the only way I see a way out of this decade long quagmire is for the world to have a violent correction backwards so we can reset things. To keep it with the car analogy - he needs to go from 5th to 2nd quickly and we need to grit out teeth for a rough jolt but It's the only thing that's going to stop us stalling.

>>22776603
It unironically will, just a matter of when. There's no real reason for TSLA's erratic behavior to stop. There is still a long way up to go once we get stimulus pushed through. Wouldn't be surprised if we hit UBI in the next 5 years either.
I dont care that DXY is up, zoom out, dollar is worthless. If you want to be bullish on the dollar you need it see it regain a TON of ground and I have no idea why it would based on macro factors. You will never see lucrative bond rates again.

>>22776554
I don't think so. GOOG would have to drop another 50% to be below 60% its ATH, which would mean that its P/E is below the S&P 500 mean. Considering Google's growth, that stock would be such a steal, I can't imagine it even getting anywhere close to that.

>NEE 83%
>PLUG 2%
>SPCE 4%

>>22776687
PLUG 12%*

someone here mentioned yesterday that putting 'EV' in a description of a stock is akin to putting '.com' in the name in 1999. Assuming this is correct, SPI's performance yesterday would surely be the peak of the bubble and a sign that things are exponentially overvalued, triggering a mass sell off, yes?

>NKLA is still worth 4x more than WKHS
explain it
just

>>22776459
I'm an apprentice electrician. I make like $450/week after taxes.

>>22776587
>we're in a bear market right now, its not a simple correction.
How do you know that? Having one red month seems a little early to call it a bear market, especially considering we still have to deal with Corona and added volatility up to the election.

>>22772883
Why did Microsoft make a deal with Royal Dutch Shell instead of Tesla? Doesn't that look bad for Microsoft?

>>22776529
Basically this

There any good pre-market signals today?

Also, irrelevant side question: why the fuck are there so many off-board scammer threads lately? Did the site get into hot water again?

>>22776335
It's already dumping during pre-market but hopefully we can get a pump once things open up.

>>22776218
is this still viable for short term flip tomorrow

>>22776651
>just a matter of when
>just baghold 3 years to break even

>>22776603
I'm gonna buy tesla at 50 because then it's a value investment

what are the chances spxs could hit $10 by november?

>>22776706
Cramer even said WKHS is worth nothing

>>22773062
have you seen the number of the cars on the road...

we were in the end of a shutdown like 2 months ago

>>22776315
no what screen cap was that and hwen did it get posted

>>22776746
>3 years
lol go open shorts if you think that's even remotely true

>>22776749
Even 50 for Tesla would be pushing the definition of 'value investment'.. maybe 30. They're definitely a high growth company that can justify a higher than normal P/E given their IP, tech, etc but their EPS is around $1. $50 still puts the PE is the 50ish range.

>>22776768
Based on what?

>>22776703
That's what's happening

>>22773062
Graphs are signal, reality is noise

>>22776703
Don't forget that most western governments are increasing taxation and legislation on ICE vehicles, so there's still good reason to be confident and invest in EV.
I understand why people may not be overly bullish about EV startups but the sector as a whole doesn't seem any more speculative or risky than renewable energy.

>>22776641
Very nice analogy. Gives me a picture in my head of what’s going on. Literally we are bogging out and are going to stall soon. Then instantly start going backwards down the hill, while JPow frantically tries to start the car back up, get it into gear and now realizing he should of hit the brakes a long time ago while he’s flying full force backwards down the hill.

>>22776807
the same part of his anatomy he pulled this gem from

>>22776792
See >>22776194
You retards have no idea what a bear market is

SON OF A WHOREEEEEEEE

>>22776801
I thought their EPS was way lower

>>22776807
on a painting behind the woman he interviewed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzyc3SjTux4

here is the link for you bagholder

>>22776814
At least our old gas powered vehicles will never go down in value on secondary markets of people who only want to use ICE cars when they aren't making any more

BUY CORSAIR YOU BIGOTS

>>22776828
200,000+ dead

>>22773096
he's lying

>>22776829
>what is volatility
There is no chance of us not seeing all asset prices jump as stimulus spending gets pushed through. Market is signaling that it wants it, that's all. If you think we are in a prolonged down trend I would love to hear why.

>>22776878
covid-19 + regular flu numbers + thousands of individuals who were never tested at all and automatically added as covid-19 later at the order of liberal governors + a dude who had a car fall on him + a baby who died of suffocation + george floyd

>>22773082
it's asymmetric af, max loss maybe 50-100%, max profit 2000-10000%, dayum son, it's not that bad of a play, i wouldn't go all in tho

>>22776878
200,000+ Dead

>>22776616
Thanks fren

>>22776909
>>22776924
Two hundred thousand dead americans.

Will sunw do wat spi did?

>>22776842
Sorry anon I don't quite follow, are you saying ICE won't depreciate? I wouldn't be very confident about that given how much governments and legislators are pushing for EV and taxation/restrictions on ICE.
Could even end up becoming subject to advertising and lobby campaigns to demonise it for public health akin to smoking. Green politics isn't going away.

>>22773358
just right before your def gona buy into something just bet against it instead.

works inversely over how much money you could have lost.

>>22773143
>shorting stocks
Do not do this, so many people blew up on SPI and others, jfc, these 1-3 day low float run n gunners are impossible to time/asses risk even for pros who trade only these types of setups. You'll maybe profit 1-3 times but lose heavily 6-9 times. There's a reason they are called career reapers.

>>22776943
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/deaths.htm

educate yourself low iq lead addled urban retard

>>22776943
Two hundred thousand dead americans.

Wtf is JE???

bros..

>>22776972
>>22776983
>200,000 (two hundred thousand) + (plus)

NEW

>>22777036
>>22777036
>>22777036

Be first to shill your stonk

>>22777036
>>22777036
>>22777036

>>22776924
remember when blacks on twitter were gloating and acting all smug because they thought they were immune and it only hurt wypipo? Only after realizing it hurt them did it become some unbelievable tragedy

>>22776906
Because there are a million and one deflationary drags on the share market over the next 10 years. Boomers retiring and shifting asset allocation, monetary policy becoming tighter (It has to, eventually), the reality of global economic recession, etc. If you think stocks literally only go up, go look at the inflation adjusted SP500 from 1965 to 1990. Now that's not to say I think shares are in for 30 years of bearishness and crabbing, but I think the chance of it doing that are higher than they are that it's going to go up ~500% (inflation adjusted, which is what it's done from 1990 to 2020).

Bear Markets last YEARS on average. Everyone in this fucking market thinks a 10% dip in a given month is the world falling to shit and suddenly everything is a value investment worth buying in to for the inevitably post dip surge.

>>22774975
its gonna bounce to 380

>>22777006
200,000 out of 300,000,000, most of them old.
It's not enough. I really wish this thing was the plague it was hyped up to be.

>>22775858
>I'm fully zoomed out and you delusional bears need to cope with the reality that stocks only go up.
yeah, but the people have this little tendency called panic which is the main ingredient in a dish called 'sold the bottom what do'

>>22775558
>He won't do anything too crazy.


uh huh

>>22776714
Even one red month can mean a bear market, and besides - there are no real signs of recovery.
Just look at the start of covid at feb/march, its behaving sort of the same in terms of trends and TA.
I like to look at standard error bands because its a probabilistic indicator and its still bearish with no sign whasoever of recovery.

>>22775858
retards like you will go down in history as "the primitive people back in the day who thought stocks would only go up"