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22767385 No.22767385 [Reply] [Original]

My high school bully is more successful than me

>> No.22767439

you're a loser because you care

>> No.22767450

he doesn't even think of you

ever

>> No.22767461

>>22767385
What does he do?

>> No.22767465

>>22767385
Not if you kill him

>> No.22767473

>>22767450
this

>> No.22767481

Why do you even give a fuck.

>> No.22767493

>>22767385
he is probably banging 9/10 cuties every week while you play with your imaginary internet coins.

>> No.22767500

>>22767385
learn martial arts

>> No.22767503

Pathetic stalker

>> No.22767511

>>22767450
I just saw him recommended to me on Linkedin. He probably saw my profile too

>> No.22767528

Get more successful then PROBLEM SOLVED

>> No.22767549

>>22767385
prob holds more VRA than you too

>> No.22767550

>>22767511
What does he do anon? How successful are we talking?

>> No.22767603

>>22767550
Corporate job. Manages supply chain.

>>22767528
How?

>> No.22767638
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22767638

I can guarantee if he has a wife and a mortgage then he's going to be a divorcee in a box in a few years.

Unironically the autismo who prioritizes money and thrift over material goods and relationships will end up inheriting the physical realm, purely because you have all the time in the world to work 80 hours a week at some shit job making "80k a year" which ends up being like 50,000 a year after tax (lol) while he's spending all his money on his wife and her eventual decision to divorce him.

And then you go to a college bar where his daughter goes and you slap your fat stack on the table and then she fucks you and you laugh at him- he spent 18 years raising her only for you to fuck her. Being a father truly is the greatest form of cuckoldry.

>> No.22767661

>>22767638
*Note: this only works if you don't spend the entire time from 25-45 being a useless fucking neet.

>> No.22767844
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>>22767638
>I can guarantee if he has a wife and a mortgage then he's going to be a divorcee in a box in a few years.
>Unironically the autismo who prioritizes money and thrift over material goods and relationships will end up inheriting the physical realm, purely because you have all the time in the world to work 80 hours a week at some shit job making "80k a year" which ends up being like 50,000 a year after tax (lol) while he's spending all his money on his wife and her eventual decision to divorce him.
>And then you go to a college bar where his daughter goes and you slap your fat stack on the table and then she fucks you and you laugh at him- he spent 18 years raising her only for you to fuck her. Being a father truly is the greatest form of cuckoldry.

>> No.22767869

>>22767844
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuk her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuk her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>> No.22767901

>>22767603
Sounds like a based job. I do something similar. What do you do anon?

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>>22767844
>t. currently in competition with the divorced version of himself
enjoy getting rekt by the gestapo

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>>22767385
Offer to suck his dick for money

>> No.22768126

>>22767450
O O F

>> No.22768134
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>>22767603
plant drugs in his house and report him anonymously to the DEA
swat him by calling in a hostage situation at his house
kidnap his dog
break into his house and smear your shit into hard to reach corners
run up to him and clock a hammer on his head
catfish him and send results to everyone he knows bonuspoints for editing it so he looks like pedophile
run a fake profile of his wife and flirt with niggers that you invite to his door at 2AM
call at his workplace and tell his boss that your bullys mother died
offer free playstation 5 for pick up on craigslist using his address
spray acid on his face when he doesnt expect it
use a drone to dump garbage over his house
use a drone to burn his house down
use a drone to burn his car
release cockroaches in his house

>> No.22768149

>>22767511
>Linkedin

Imagine actually having a linked in. I made one because college and then deleted it. Fuck kikes

>> No.22768191

>>22767638
Cope/have sex

>> No.22768267

>>22768191
Newfag. Lurk more, idiot.

>> No.22768307

>>22767385
Do you know how many fucking nerds are saying that about me?
KYS.
I am just better at life than you.

>> No.22768410

>>22768134
based and liferuinpilled

>> No.22768418

So you're going by "Anonymous" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

>> No.22768501

>>22768134
I hope I never piss you off anon wtf

>> No.22768536

>>22767385
Because you think you don't deserve to be more successful than him and use society's false values to determine what real success is instead of your own definition of happiness.
You are the one putting a limit to your own mind and possibilities.
If you wish for something different stop comparing yourself to others and only focus on how you can improve yourself each day bit by bit.
If you feel the need to compare yourself to someone only compare yourself to your past self.

>> No.22768597

>>22768134
Roaring at this

>> No.22768620

My bully :
>beat me up in middle school
>banged the girl I loved in high school (he didn’t even go to our school
>varsity swimmer
>now successful dentist

>> No.22768634

>>22767385
>high school bully
i always thought this was bs made by hollywood

>> No.22768660

>>22768134
Why would anyone be expecting acid

>> No.22768735
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22768735

The only bullies I ever had were niggers and some kid who works at Meijer now. Feels pretty good ngl.

>> No.22768910

>>22768735
>some kid who works at Meijer now
Holy fuck I just looked at his facebook, it's even worse than I thought. Poor guy is literal white trash still living with his mom (at 30-31y/o).

>> No.22768915

>>22768634

If you're white in a nigger school, your bully is "everyone, including the deans"

>> No.22768930

My 5th grade bully got shot in the shoulder by his own father.

>> No.22769029

>>22768930
The dad was the true bully all along

>> No.22769068

>>22768134
Finally some good advice posted

>> No.22769136
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22769136

i can't remember the name of one single old classmate to even know
i literally didn't speak to other kids since middle school

>> No.22769202

>>22767385
I busted my ass in university to get a good GPA, went to law school, graduated with a somewhat decent GPA, only to discover that my high school bully is also a lawyer, but is more attractive and more successful than I am

>> No.22769358

>>22769136
Lucky

>> No.22769381

>>22767385
are you going to rise to the challenge or burn out

>> No.22769399

>>22767603
take anabolic steroids and lift weights and run and do yoga and jiu jitsu and bully him fr

>> No.22769429
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>>22767385
Should have been born with the genetics to be a bully. Better luck next life you ugly loser.

>> No.22769434

>>22767844
>if you change what winning is then you win

>> No.22769461
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22769461

>>22767638
Ugly studycel cope detected

>> No.22769473

>>22767385
Mine's not. He works at a shitty call center, and he's gotten fat. Plus I hear he pays child support to 2 different women.

>> No.22769636

>>22769429
Honk honk

>> No.22769677
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22769677

>tfw i was the bully

>> No.22769720

>>22768134
jesus fucking Christ

>> No.22769736

>>22769461
>calls cope
>post cope

>> No.22769755

>>22768134
>run a fake profile of his wife and flirt with niggers that you invite to his door at 2AM

THIS IS FUCKIGN NEXT LEVEL, IM FUCKING DYING AHAHAHAAH

>> No.22769916

>>22767450
This. The fact that OP still thinks about it says everything I need to know about why he was bullied.

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>>22769736
Where do you see cope?

>> No.22770030

and that's a good thing

>> No.22770052

>>22770020
That you value the approval of your peers so much.

God truly hates the likes of you, and curses you, you just don't see it yet. Keep coping.

>> No.22770060

>>22767385
just buy link lol

>> No.22770070

>>22767385
Kill him. Kill his family. Or kill his children in a gruesome way and get caught, spend the rest of your life in comfy solitary while you torment his mind due to his dead children. Live in his head rent free, like he did in yours.

>> No.22770089

>>22770060
Legit?

>> No.22770103
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>>22770052
Are you illiterate? The whole point is that Chad doesn't give a fuck about what others think about him.

see >>22769461 again

>> No.22770132

>>22770103
>The whole point is that Chad doesn't give a fuck about what others think about him.
Was I talking to "Chad", or to you? Even using the meme proves that what I've said applies to you.

"For, 'All people are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field; the grass withers and the flowers fall,'" 1 Peter 1:24

God literally hates you bro. Keep coping with the approval of man.

>> No.22770147

>he willed himself to be bullied
The strong have an obligation to rule the weak.

>> No.22770149

>>22768149
glad I'm not alone

>> No.22770154

>>22768134
This is how you properly fuck with someone you hate, not with seething inside and selfpitying. Act.

>> No.22770316

>>22767869
Imagine being this immature

>> No.22770328
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>>22770132
>religioncoping
Looks like you'll be dying ugly and alone.

>> No.22770343

>>22770316
Imagine being this much of a newfag.

>> No.22770347

>>22769202
>anon “busts his ass” to get “ ok “ grades and become a middling lawyer
>Chad breezes through the best law school in the country with top grades and gets hired right after graduation by his father in law

>> No.22770417

Jesus Christ you people are psychopaths.

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>>22768134
Sup /i/, long time no see.

>> No.22770447
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22770447

>>22770328

>> No.22770483
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22770483

>Middle school bully was a nigger
>He got shot by the cops shortly after highschool
made me lol irl

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>>22770328
>lmao just go with the flow bro
That kid worked his ass off daily at football practice but okay.

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>>22770347
The real funny part is how chad went to law school just to party while he makes more money then you'll ever make in your life just from modeling on the side.

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>>22770526
>That kid worked his ass off daily at football practice
And what does that have to do with the fact that Chad didn't have to do anything to get laid?

>> No.22770603

>>22768134
I'll keep a screen cap, so that in the future when I make it, I can destroy people, who ever fucked with me.

>> No.22770643

>>22767385
Did he get into Polytrade presale or something?

>> No.22770669

>>22770643
kek

>> No.22770688

>>22768134
Is this pasta, or did someone actually take the time to type this out in this thread?
Because if it's not pasta, that's scary.
It's either some really angry person who's been planning revenge on someone for a long time and has had all these ideas, or someone who is typing out actual experiences and is just recounting them.

>> No.22770711

>>22770603
Let's be honest, you won't be doing anything.

>> No.22770727

>>22770688
>that's scary. :^(
You need to go back to normieville.

>> No.22770806

>>22769136
Even the losers at my school had frens. You must be a real sad sack of shit

>> No.22770832

this thread lol. if you're that fucking mad just confront him and see where it goes lol.

>> No.22770844

>>22770806
Where do you think you are?

>> No.22770954

>>22770832
You think i want to talk to that motherfucker? Didn't even click his profile because then he will get a notification I was viewing it.

>> No.22770984

>>22768620
JUST

>> No.22771007

>>22769399
This, get fit and beat the shit out of him.

>> No.22771149
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>>22769429
>Error. Duplicate file exists. Here :
based

>> No.22771206

>>22767385
go kick his ass and record it, post it on his facebook. After youve beat him bloody, say exactly this...

"Bullies are all secret faggots and you just got buttfucked champ!"

Then just walk away

>> No.22771251

>>22767385
nice bait

>> No.22771312

>>22771251
Is my story really that fantastical to you?

>> No.22771343

>>22767869
>"muh daughter's tight pussy"

>> No.22771356

>>22770688
nice bait

>> No.22771359

>>22770328
some of the most successful people I know still try to self improve, get fitter, lose weight, eat healthy etc
the type of person to write this comment is unironically the freak and really must be socially isolated to believe that most people drift through life, get success and don't think about it or have any self-awareness

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>>22768134
>break into his house and smear your shit into hard to reach corners

>> No.22771617
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22771617

>>22768410
>>22768501
>>22768597
>>22768660
>>22769068
>>22769720
>>22769755
>>22770154
>>22770426
>>22770603
>>22770688
>use a high powered laser to permanently blind him
>sneak up with gaspistol and shoot in his ears
>print out gore and send it to him and his family
>break into his house and lace his food with mercury
>collect junkie AIDS needles and place them where he is likely to touch them
>use superglue on his cardoors
>use drone to drop heavy rocks on his cars windshield
>manipulate his cars tires
>send him asbestos bomb that explodes when package is opened
>write PEDO in red on his door at night
>take a wallet make it look legit include his name/address and receipts of expensive items in it + a key to his frontdoor, lose it near gypsys
>glue rusty hepatitis A B&C razorblades to his doorknob so he fucks his hands up and gets pozzed
>make grindr profile for him and flirt with every homo in the city tell them his address
>plant jammer near his house so his wlan and phone are fucked over the weekend
>sign up his email for spam
>deglove his mother and wear her skinsuit around him surprise attack him with a machete

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>>22771617
>>22768134
Is this copypasta or oc?

>> No.22771920

>>22771359
Cope. See the pics here:

>>22770103
>>22770543
>>22770601

>> No.22771942

>>22768620
Imagine being (you)

>> No.22772036

>>22767385
my bully became a drug addict, lost all his teeth, then OD'd and died.
S to spit

>> No.22772062

>>22768620
i bet you also watch bully cuck porn.

>> No.22772102

>>22767385
its the natural order, anon

>> No.22772188

>>22768418
Tanner! its Trevor! Whats up bro? I just remembered the time you, me, Kyle and Reggie cornered this faggot in the locker room and made him suck our dicks one by one and made him swallow our big fat cums. Lmao hes so gay for doing that XD! Say hi to Sarah for me!

>> No.22772327

>>22768134
kinography

>> No.22772332
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22772332

>>22768134
based

>> No.22772371

>>22771206
>and then forcefully penetrate his asshole with your raging hard dick on facebook live

>> No.22772933

>>22770483
White trash

>> No.22773002

>>22771343
>>22767869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8-cjd5cdIU
You got memed on kiddos

>> No.22773024

>>22770328
this is trash i was chubby dork at 14 and intentionally joined the basketball team to get in shape and get girls

>> No.22773599

>>22769461
If you have a high IQ the right becomes unsustainable at a certain point. Like at a certain point, even if youre good looking and popular and get everything you want, you'll look around at all the people you're friends with or your gf and you'll just feel this profound embarrassment at who they are, like what they fill their lives with. The left is more based.

>> No.22773636

>>22768134
Based

>> No.22773670

>>22771617
Holy based

>> No.22773691

>>22768134
>offer free playstation 5 for pick up on craigslist using his address
Have some mercy for god's sake anon

>> No.22773717

>>22773024
Chad didn't have to do that though.

>> No.22773992

>>22767385
I never had a highschoolbully :(

>> No.22774021

>>22770328
This image perfectly sums up my life. Read the Tao of Pooh for more. Pooh doesn’t give a single fuck and everything ALWAYS works out for him

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>>22768134
>run up to him and clock a hammer on his head

The only sensible option here.

>> No.22774380

>>22770483
still works, huh?

>> No.22774445
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22774445

>>22768134
Impressive, very nice

>> No.22774812

>>22771617
>deglove his mother and wear her skinsuit around him surprise attack him with a machete
Fucking based

>> No.22774865
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22774865

>>22767385
Kill his family, get him fired, ruin his reputation.
Do whatever you can to make him miserable.

>> No.22774902

>>22767385
>ring his house bell
>bully opens door
>shoot him in the ankle with a silencer
>take him in
>shoot his pregnant wife in the belly and start to rape her throught that hole while he watches
>after you are done shoot him in the other ankle and throw the corpse of his wife on top of him so the semen, blood and baby fluids choke him to death

Op is not that hard

>> No.22775454

>>22767385
of course he is lmao

the weak should fear the strong, did you think that stops after high school? It's a 0 sum game anon

>> No.22775513

>>22771617
So easy to fuck up someones life forever holy shit

>> No.22775579

>>22767385
Consider NEC (nectar) ... extremely undervalued.

>> No.22775590

>>22768134
DARE I SAY BASED

>> No.22775669

>>22767869
Guess how we know you're a jew.

>> No.22775946

>>22768134
best post I've read here in a while

>> No.22776029
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22776029

>>22767385
Your fault

>> No.22776323

>>22771617
>>22768134
>average mETH holder

>> No.22776352
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22776352

YOU NEED TO GO TO A THERAPIST FOR TRAUMA TREATMENT ANON.

The pain is fixable. Check out EMDR. It does not have to be that expensive.

Also 1000$ is FUD.

>> No.22776399

>>22768134
Advise him to all in xrp

>> No.22776597
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>>22767385
I have the feeling people with a high IQ tend to be more disappointed in life since they think they deserve more. However, it doesn't happen to them.

On the other hand, people with an extremely high IQ aren't even caring about what could be unfair to them in life since they get everything they want without even having to work hard.

So if you are worrying about life you are the worst kind of person.
Stupid people are too stupid to notice, intelligent people don't see any problem. It is just you who thinks he is better than anyone and deserves more.

>> No.22776610

>>22767385
Who the fuck keeps bumping this shit?

>> No.22776633

>>22767385
WHACHYA GONNA DO ABOUT IT BASEDBOY? ARE YOU GONNA CRY IN THE CORNER AND LIVE IN THE SHADOWS ARE YOUR LIFE OR YOU GOING TO FUCKING MAN UP AND MOVE FORWARD?

>> No.22776759

>>22776597
>On the other hand, people with an extremely high IQ aren't even caring about what could be unfair to them in life since they get everything they want without even having to work hard.
It’s hilarious that you think this. Not that I’m extremely high iq or anything.

>> No.22777005

>>22776597
there is some truth to your sentiment
but at the same time, it has been shown 120-130 iq is the ideal range for success in life. politicians, businessmen, lawyers, etc.. above your subordinates, but not so high you can't relate to them anymore
per capita, ~150 iq people are more likely to underperform and more likely to feel discontent with their life as well
it's probably true there are very few 170+ iq people who are unhappy, once controlled for mental illnesses. but then super high iq often comes with some form of mental illness, so...

>> No.22777209

>>22767638
Ah, a quality + refreshing post.

>> No.22777273

>>22771617
>>deglove his mother and wear her skinsuit around him surprise attack him with a machete
anon...

>> No.22777609

>>22767385
fact that you still check your high school bully is embarassing, anon
fickin wait it to come back home at night and break his legs with an iron bar, then shit on his face, this will make you feel better

>> No.22777837

Only because he took a chance on something, grabbing every opportunity he had to become successful, enough of this motivational talk go check out Rio DeFi, see if you can invest in it and stop crying about your high school bully being way richer

>> No.22778394

>>22773599
High IQ chad neet here

The left is not based, its cringe.

>> No.22778417

>>22775669
He sounds like a jewish coomer to me, Bro.

>> No.22778634

>>22768134
based and Zersetzung pilled

>> No.22778788

>>22768134
This is why I come to this shithole

>> No.22778802

>>22767638
what a fucking loser

>> No.22778955

>>22768134

>yfw this is Vitalik and his many ideas to fuck over Sergey

>> No.22779019

>>22768134
Imagine being THIS much of a loser because someone took your candy in elementary school.

>> No.22779144
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>>22767385
I didn't have a high school bully
I am doing better than most of the people who tryharded in high school and got better grades than me,.

>> No.22779166

>>22768910
>>22768735
>>the bullied becomes the bully.
A vicious cycle.

>> No.22779191

>>22767385
no shit retard. you think the real world is like a shitty movie?

>> No.22779268

>>22775513
They say it’s easy to get away with murder of you have zero motive or connection to the victim too. Good thing most people aren’t crazy like that

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>>22768134
>>22771617
this is some next level shit

>> No.22779390

>>22778394
It's so cringe it becomes based

>> No.22779432

Imagine caring about some faggot frim highschool. You dont deserve to make it OP. The sec you start comparing yourself to others not as a form if motivation you literally lost

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>>22768134
>>22771617
based ebil anon

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>>22771617
>Put dead fish in his air conditioning units
>Gain access to his car and park it somewhere close by, but not where he left it
>Buy street worker's barricades and lock down his street
>Pee on door knob
>Spray small doses of industrial grass killer on his lawn. Not enough to kill it, just enough to make it look stupid
>Throw dandelion seeds into his flower beds
>Let martens and volverines loose around his house
>Order coffin deliveries to his address
>Accidentally put invitations to gay fetish meetups, addressed to him, into the neighbors letter boxes. Make obvious what they are