/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>2276072

It's already mooned. I could afford a used Gallardo. But why not just leave it in DGB? So then I can buy a Huracan.

>>2276072
I might not buy a car. I might move out of the USA for a few months to forever. Maybe self deport myself back to Japan.

>>2276123
This was my plan, use my crypto gains to stay in Japan for a couple months, maybe a year. It's be an invaluable life experience, the only problem is that I don't speak Japanese.

I'm gonna keep my shitty 07 Honda Accord and play like I'm still poor

>>2276072
Id get around a 10 year old used Bentley for 50k

>>2276140
>The maintenance

Enjoy the $3000 monthly brakepads

This is how you hide from the cops. No tinted windows either.

>>2276072
I am going to buy land.

>>2276072

Lincoln towncar. Used. Black. Leather.

im a NEET and i have no interest in cars

>>2276072
this thread already exists you nigger

>buying things

>>2276167
I see there are $200 online, so with labor that would be like $400 and it wouldnt be every month. Exaggerate much?

>>2276137
Immersion is a good way to learn.

That reminds me. I need to get rid of my junk, so that when the time comes to move, it'll be relatively easy.

I have a lot of shit I don't need.

I'm going to fix up pic related

>>2276072
probably a tesla, keep the air clean and shit

also they have an antibio weapon mode, so there's taht

Depending on how much. Probably seek my 2006 Yukon and buy a fully loaded 2017 accord

>when

Fucking new coiners I just bought a truck last week cash money baby

>tfw already own dream car, e39 m5

i shall do everything in my power to make sure this fucking incredible car outlives me

A 1984 Lamborghini Countach

Gonna just keep my shitter and save all that money.

2005 Chevy Astro AWD

>>2276274
Dennis pls go

>>2276123
>>2276137
Don't limit yourself to one country, backpack around

>>2276284
Nice choice

>>2276274
jesus christ that thing is fucking ugly

>>2276138
You will be until you liquidate your portfolio. Shitcoins could come crashing down any day.

>>2276274
It's a piece of shit mate

>>2276320
are you blind?

>>2276072
maybe like a tesla or range rover

A Chevy Malibu. I want to start off small. Not gonna be for a while though, I'm gonna be holding for a long time.

>>2276320
shut your dirty whore mouth you nog

Silvia from jap land

>>2276274
fucking beautiful. I'd get one of these and a tesla

>>2276274
Nice

I'll stick to reliable cheaper cars for daily driving. Get a decent truck if I get some toys and for general hauling. I would only buy a really nice car if i made 1.25million usd plus and would just drive it on the weekends or something like that.
Personally i would prefer to blend in with the average population 90 percent of the time.

>>2276072
3 car threads in 1 day? This place is turning into /o/ except we could actually afford nice cars.

>spending money

>>2276319
https://youtu.be/DC7ngmhgKKg
Maybe one of these, fully rebuilt, custom and supercharged.

Spending money on a car?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*breathes*

HA

>>2276284
Used to have one, great car, just make sure no black person has even been near it, they do...........things

A 1990 BMW 325ix to replace the one I totaled 7 years ago

>>2276417
I forgot to mention..
>Car needs nothing, just get in and watch traffic get out of your way.

>>2276083
Because DGB is done.

>>2276072

an armored G65. I don't know what it is, I just have a thing for this car :)

The interior the

BMW M3
Pretty affordable with crypto gains

>>2276470
Same here.

>>2276470
>>2276485
But blue.

>>2276470
Beamers are for faggot try hards

If I feel like spending money like a nigger, I'd probably get this...

>>2276072
Am I alone?

>>2276437
yeah and get pulled over and cited for impersonating LEO

kek i hate you crown vic faggots... any time I see one I try to run them off the road. cops dont even use crown vics anymore

Always been a fan of the boxier e46 M3's. I honestly don't even want a lambo that much, Just give me something that is fun to drive.

>>2276072
A 94 Geo Metro Hatchback with a manual transmission. Not even joking. Shitboxes get my dick hard

>>2276544
This I even slow down because those fucking autists are legit autistic and think they are cops

>>2276514
Micropenis here!

>>2276527
The trans am logo would be swapped for pic related

>>2276641
Insecure about his little car here!

I know it's a fucking meme car but I love the design to bits and can't think of anything else I'd spend my gains on.

>>2276072
Pulling out $2.5k in gains this weekend to buy a 1987 toyota supra. No lambo, but as a formerly broke college kid I couldn't be happier

>>2276234
What car?

>>2276514
Don't get the 5 and a half foot bed - not very practical. Go for standard 6.5 foot or even extended cab 8 ft

>>2276272
Looks like a sweet ride desu

classic supercars are the only automobiles worth buying
why?
>fun to drive
>perfect design
>they actually gain value
>ultimate sign of wealth and class

pic related is my all time favorite since I've been 5 years old

>>2276691
1972 Monte Carlo

>>2276072
Finally I will dump my shitty Scion tc and buy either;

1998 Jeep Wranger
2000 Jeep Cherokee
or my favorite
1970 Datsun 240z aka poormans E type

A poor man dreams of leaving the rags for the hand-me-downs..

>>2276703
thx senpai. realized that pic is only cool to me cause i actually know what it looks like, and we're no on /o/ rn

nother pic for biz broz

>>2276757
fuck wrong image.

pic related

I'd buy a Tesla

>>2276140

>>2276777
This makes your original image even more hilarious.

>>2276629
same. fuck crown vics

there is only one answer for this silly question, my friend

LAMBORGHINI

AVENTADOR

SV

ROADSTER

>implying most people hear will be able to afford more than a bike with their $100 initial money
>Implying the taxman won't take a lion share
t. not a nocoiner

Imma' buy me a 1996 Lexus shitbox.

U S E D
M A Z D A
M I A T A
N A

there is no better car for your dollar

>implying most people here will be able to afford more than a bike with their $100 initial money
>Implying the taxman won't take a lion share
t. not a nocoiner

>>2276713
this desu, i'm a porsche guy myself though

>>2277074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5-l2Pn38iU

Toyota Camry because it's a sensible, respectable car and there are diminishing returns after that...

...but I'm going to get leather interior and bluetooth

i think i would get a tesla

auto pilot, electric, classy

>>2277074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58eaYbkIHeg

>>2277131
>Bluetooth
That's came standard for years now

>>2276413
mfw thats my dream car. nice choice bro

Terradyne Ghurka

"only true answer"

>>2277161
I wouldn't know because I drive a 1995 honda shitbox

>>2277191
lmao wut

old cars are death traps, you have an accident and the dashboard and steering wheel will crush you

>>2277206
This is a good point. Probably need to get the safest vehicle possible since accident related deaths are out of hand.

keep your lambos. ill take the aston martin vanquish

>>2276713
god tier taste my man

I'm in Chicago so I need an AWD daily for when winter rolls around. Currently have a WRX so I'd probably upgrade to a newer STI or maybe a luxury sedan that has the AWD.

With the money I'd save going non lambo I'd probably get a nice RWD Sunday driver or a little tuner I can work on personally. Preferably an s2000.

DANGEROUS RUSSIAN NIGGAS COMING
When i take my first btc i buy it and then tyotya sraka give me grab her pussy and we ride off into the bloody russian sunset

well first i just wanna say, hey bros give me just little 0.005 btc but then i realize i stupid i should do everything by myself

>>2276414
Jew or chink or currynigger

Probably Tesla, then save the rest for more investment

>>2277632

I saw you on I-88 vaping swerving through traffic.

fuck a nice car, it's just a way to get from place to place

>>2277965
also have fun paying for insurance and gas

>>2276072
this bad boy is the only right answer. Lambos are for manchildren

>>2276175
Mah nigga.

a nice Seat Leon Cupra.

300 hp baby

>>2276413
best in thread

>>2276072

old 750il babyyyyy

I'll pay half of my $12k VW Jetta loan off so I own it completely.

>>2276777 yessir

cant wait

>>2278480

>>2276072
Car? A depreciating asset where expensive ones do literally the same thing as cheap ones?

Kill yourself OP, please, immediately. When my portfolio moons I MIGHT, note that: "MIGHT" - buy a used Honda Civic

If you're wasting your crypto on cars to be honest you've already lost, quite frankly you've got some rethinking to do in your life. Crypto is the only asset you need, you don't need a car, you don't need a house, you don't even need a family or friends - all you need is crypto

If you're not all in, you're not even in. All you need is one set of clothes and a Ledger Nano S

If you own anything else, you're not going to the moon - we won't even let you onto the fucking launchpad viewing site let alone the fucking rocketship

PLEASE kill yourself ASAP OP

Yes silly goy buy a car and use all the money you shouldnt have to pay for it. Dont put it into a condo or apartment building so you can have passive income that would br bad. Nooooo buy yourself a lambo you deserve it

>>2276272
I would go for an e30 body but still not bad

>>2276272
Are you Aussie too?

>>2278520

>>2276072

Is it wrong that I want all your precious meme coins to crater, so that I can laugh at the inevitable mass suicides?

tfw 22 and no driver licence

>>2277074
>tfw I already have your gains car

Some beater off craigslist until 2nd gen self driving tesla comes out.

>>2276072
already have a reliable one; it's 8 years old but barely driven because I prefer my scooter and motorcycle

>>2278480
Exactly man i have a year to turn 3.5k into 250k

>>2278480
>>2278489
that is hella tight

I was thinking to go for the i8 for the environtment and all

>all these """modern""" """fancy""" """supercars"""
you people have no class

>>2276448
There's a new generation coming this year. Same design without the outdated technology.

Help a poor noob get a car too..by gifting bitcoins <3
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>>2279208
that's not even a picture of a real car

>>2279208
That's from a video game. You'll soon realize that old cars lack a lot of modern features. The constant rattling of plastics and metals aren't classy.

>>2279291
>>2279299
I just randomly uploaded one of the countless images I have of 71 Mach 1 Mustangs. Here's a real one, you happy now?

>old cars lack a lot of modern features
That's part of the feel. I know what I'm signing up for, I have some knowledge about older cars, thanks.

step up the crypto trading game, add me on skype: cryptoanna

>>2278520
>Crypto is the only asset you need, you don't need a car, you don't need a house, you don't even need a family or friends - all you need is crypto

based.

I'm going to buy a T-72 and crush bourgeois lambos.
http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/tanks-2/t-72-42
Wish I could find a T-80 for sale though.

>>2279315
You have some knowledge, but you've obviously never driven one. On paper it sounds good "oh man look at that NSX, I love that car" then you realize the plastic 90's took a shit in the interior and everything is old and easily cracks.

It's not as classy as you think it is.

>>2279345
>pic

But he was still fucking Stacy tho

>>2276072

>>2279482
>>2276072
Audi R8 V10 Plus (4S) with the PD800WB Widebody Kit.

A refurbished 69 Chevy Camaro in yellow and black.

>>2278520
Sperging this god damn hard

>>2276680
Noice. Don't care about the memes anon, that car is a beaut

>>2276072
Probably just some used sports car. I don't give a fuck about terrible investments like cars.

>>2276713
M O I S T what a beaut

>>2276413
THIS

>>2276274
Never meet your childhood heroes
The car drives like absolute shit an you will hate it the second you turn the key
This is a pure showroom car and you dont get showroom cars if you cant afford at least 5

>>2276072
Some cheapo caravan shitbox that i can abuse.

Expensive cars are for Niggers and gypoos.

its quite affordable desu

If I ever make a million euro I'm buying a Tesla

Y'all know vehicles are depreciating asset right? Buy property ffs

>>2276713
Absolutely patrician, this and the 8 series were the peak of modern vehicle design

>>2276072
I have $104,000 in student debt to pay off

<---- most beautiful car in the world. SAAB 900 Turbo

>>2279482
>>2279491
>Buying a VW

First gen Honda NSX

Kombat T-98

Anyone not buying an offroad vehicle deserves to have to walk.

I'm gonna keep driving my trusty Toyota and use the money to start a business.

>>2276527
perfect for when you also want to bang hookers and do cocaine.

Why cars? Turn your investment into an actual asset. Most of you should be looking to either pay off a house or buy a house cash.

Owning a 200k car means absolute shit, because it will depreciate 50% in 4 years.

Have you learning nothing from investing?

>>2281090
are you retarded

>>2281121
how small is your peenor

literally everytime I see a big truck like this I just think 'fag', I think the only people that like big trucks like this are other people with big trucks

its not cool

look niggers

>tfw already have a 2016 Toyota Camry
>tfw no mooning yet but when it does, I'm going to go get a nice beach condo and rent it out

Probably some used prius/lexus. If I buy a house, and just manage to accumulate enough capital to make living out of trading, secure myself with some financial pillow, I might think about some tesla. I think I'm more likely to invest in a restaurant though, me and some of my friends have some ideas that could sell well where we live.

Made 7k USD out of 700 USD since the beginning of May. I was just starting and made quite a few mistakes but 700% seems quite good anyway. If I manage to maintain the current growth rate then it actually seems possible.

>inb4 taxes
It's 20% max where I live, but I can think of a few ways to go around it if I make enough to be worth the fuss.

Poorfag here. I just put 50% of my Net into crypto. I'm sick of riding my bike, I just need a car. DGB going to take me places

>Under $10K
>Proven to be able to drive 1 million miles and beyond.
>Cheap spare parts
>V8 Engine for performance
>Comfy spacious interior

probably will just buy some used audi within the 5$ range because i dont need to be put on some list

I thik i'll stick to my shitbox and fill up my garage with bikes.
990 SMR, S1000rr, z1000, tiger 1200, RocketIII come to mind.
>>2276234
nice

>>2281304
>buying a rebadged VW

Supposed to go look at this sometime this week. 1983 (year I was born) with only 53K miles. Live at the beach being able to go topless I'd a plus. It's an "antique" now so it shouldn't depreciate much at all if I get it for the right price.

>>2276171

My nigga

>Buy a shitbox
>mod the fuck out of it
>keep the exterior stock
>proceed to fuck the police

>>2276720

LS swap that bitch

>>2281626
Tiger 1200 is a shit bike. Get an 800.

Source: helped design it

>>2276072
C63

>see all cars but this

I am gonna get this and tune the fuck out of it so it runs on ether.

>>2276171
Bro, are you me?

I love these threads

>>2281121
>offroad
it a fucking millitary shit man

Tacoma TRD Offroad with Bolt-on Super Charger AND Subaru WRX STi.

All you ever need-- and it will cost you less than 100k.

>>2281821
What is a Lambo then?

Probably a 70's amc javelin. I already have a 2003 buick regal which is fine for daily driving, I would just like to get a car that is fun and that I can be proud of.

Guys, guys, guys... Here's the real stuff.

i am a simple man

>my dick is VERY tiny: the thread

>>2284529
Im with you bro. Here is a real car that only big dicked men buy, such as ourselves.

>>2284559

>>2276072
4-runner TRD Pro. I've wanted an SUV for literally 15 years and keep ending up with old ass half broken sedans. I love skiing, and could finally do XC stuff I wouldn't have access to otherwise.

>>2284529
Maybe it's somehow related to my psychological dick. I've always been the weird guy at school. In a future student meeting I'd like to say "fuck off" to all of them.

>>2276527
eh, close.

>>2284559
They buy a car that you can actually park without needing to occupy two spaces and that has a decent trunk and fuel consumption.

>>2276083
pic or never happened

>car

I just want a beefy KLR to go adventuring without worrying about income

>>2276272
noob here, whats so great about that average looking car?

>>2277055
douchebag care. would have 10/10 tho

>>2284718
thats the entire point anon. it looks average, not too flashy. however still has timeless lines (doesnt look 16 years old), very comfy interior and ride, perfect for long trips or daily driving.

what the avg person doesnt realize though is that its a RWD saloon with a 400hp (370lb-ft torque), naturally aspirated V8 that will make you shit your pants