/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22733430
stop smoking weed

Its probably a scam, your bank would never do that. Just refuse

Shut the fuck up chainlink jew

>>22733430
Probably just wanna verify the transactions and probe to see if you’re money laundering at worst.

Just schedule it in person if you’re worried

>>22733454
AIght. I had the same thought occur to me.

>>22733453

A weed? I don't usually.

>>22733430
Chill soon, they just want to shill you their exciting new mutual fund

>>22733430
>egg biscuits from the gas station
You fucked up. That's a huge IRS red flag.

>>22733430
its a common scam. banks will never call you. they found out your name and info so they just google your nearest bank so it seems legit.

>>22733467
I did sell a lot of P100 filters around the outbreak.. I was suffering thousands of dollerionoes into and out of my bank account on a regular basis. I also let my money accrew before making chunk payments into chainlink as the price drops, saving more because I'm sure I'll see it at $2 again. Someday.. I'm also 20. Would me being 20 and my parents broke as shit bring suspicion on to me?

they might just want to see your transactions and clearify you ain't a narcolombian or some shit like that.

instead of buying crack you can start investing in AVAX so you can buy both crack and weed + not receiving calls to inspect your jewish ass

>>22733540
>Banks never call you
>My bank called me to greet me as a new account holder and told me about their services
Wat

>>22733517
Wh-why? u srs.?

>>22733540

Ahhhoookay that thought occurred, and then I thought "the first thing they're gonna expect me to do is check my checking account" And so I checked it with bitdefenders safe pay, where it sorta virtual machines the tab into an encrypted window separated from the rest of ur software. I checked, and all my money is still there.

>>22733610
That didn't happen to me anon. That never happened. I heard Chase is a really good bank, ur prly with them.

>me? no.

>>22733540
Banks may call but they will never ask for info. Cause they should already know.

There is no way im taking this phone call. Zero percent chance. They can send the police or nothing

>>22733656
Chase declined me actually lmfao, I’m probably going with HSBC at this point.

>>22733680
Fuuuuuuuuuck you're right.. it can't be anything good.. and I need plausibility deniable

>>22733671

They didn't ask for info, and the guy sounded super professional, if it is them, I'm trusting

>>22733680
.

It can't be anything good.

>>22733698
kekximus maximus ultimanium anon.

>>22733703
just remember no authority is your friend. Every NPC while on the jew clock is looking for an excuse to give you maximum sentence. Look at poor old boomer Ross U

>>22733737
Okay okay. Nice doubles.

>>22733729
Chase doesn’t like poor people goddamnit.

>>22733774

>>22733464
based deep red id, have you already made losses or are you about to make losses?

>>22733737
>runs drug market
>tries to get ppl killed like a retard neet
>gets JUST'd
Sounds like he deserved it to me

It’s crypto related. Same thing happened to me. Basically a phone interview to ask you in 25 different ways if you are money laundering and ask why you are buying off whatever exchange (guessing Coinbase) and yeah. I got flagged for a bunch of 10k deposits, yes I was dumb but taxes paid it’s all good.

>>22733430
based schizo

>>22734174
What a cunt you are

This is exactly why women cant be judges. I cant even begin to argue with this tool because shes so basic

>>22733430
They want to talk to you about your egg biscuits addiction. Get vanned.

>>22733517
This!! If the IRS knows that you have lots of money then why the fuck would spend soo little and very bad for you when you could of had way better meal than that shit food you ate. Maybe the IRS would not have come after you.

>>22733430
OP is you reply to this post with an E-mail address I will bail you out in the event XRP moons.

>>22734549
Jesus. I didn't think about that.

>>22733430
You are allowed to do what you want with your money, they have no right to ask you what you are spending it on.

>>22733430
Nice FUD. dr ns