/biz/ - Business & Finance

fuck women fuck minorities all in TSLA

>>22729937 #
So just how great do these batteries have to be to overcome the diversity agenda? It's not get /INTEL'd/ is it?

Next thing you know workhorse is at $400 and tesla is at $25

i hate minorities

>NOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T USE CHILD LABOR TO MAKE PROFITS!!!!

Gravity powered batteries???????????????

nasdaq looks so sexy oVer 11100

this fucking stream

I own 1 share can I submit a FUCK NIGGERS proposal?

some paper boy just chucked a ps2 game at my window

now if they proposed surveillance so lazy niglets cant slack off in the acid mines you might gain some traction

>>22730051
>tesla uses child slave labour

Bullish.

>rejected
lel

I watched my wife get bred last night.

>>22730107
link?

Battery day turned into bitching day

>Tesla shareholders voted against the woke clowns
BASED

no wonder elon doesn't want SpaceX to go public when pedo boomers have rights to vote

holy shit the simple majority proposal was approved ahahahahahahaha GET REKT ELON

>>22730051
>voting on rules
crazy vol

>muh human rights
no movement at all

STOCKHOLDER PROPOSAL

Tighter conditions on the ol' cobalt mine. Bring back the classic ball & chain, only smart this time. You will be able to monitor the smart ball & chain with an app on your phone, and the electric lock can be charged. Increase efficiency by reallocating all slaves over 25 years old to blood diamond duty.

HONK HONK
HONK HONK
HONK HONK
HONK HONK
HONK HONK
HONK HONK

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP ELON IS TALKING!!

>the beeping to welcome Elon
cringe

Clown World Anthem

WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO THE GAMESTOP ANONS

How great do these batteries have to be to overcome the diversity agenda?

>*honk* *honk*

clown market confirmed, tesla to the moon

>>22730096
Pumped hydro storage is a thing, anon.

>>22730132
Explain please?

>>22730176
I think you'll have one more opportunity

Is Elon autistic?

BIG ELON IN THE HOUSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

>cyberelon can already understand beeps and boops
long neuralink

Fattery day.

We all eat rottiserie chickens and put on weight together

the king of the zoomers is autistic
kek

daily reminder that smg is more retarded than crypto kids

Wtf they forced him to go sober?

>>22730051
fucking LOL

>>22730133
Tfw i will nwver own any spacex shares.

I'd cash out all my positions and dump it in spacex, probably even get a loan

>>22730193
I don't like to trade stocks i rather build up my portfolio but damn that would have been a good trade

>>22730176
not too late .. might see pull back to 9.5 before eow

HONK HONK

>>22730176
because you probably have been at a gamestop and you know they are fucked without major change.

>Put your hard earned money in Tesla

>>22730194
Do you seriously not know he's autistic as fuck or is this sarcasm.

>cucks honking with excitement like theyre little kids
TSLA shareholders everyone

>>22730194
>Is Elon autistic?
how are you just learning this?

Holy shit how did someone this poorly spoken become this successful?

I hate women

welp, shorting Tesla tomorrow...
if only you guys knew what I know
weeeeeeeew....

>please honk

long on diamond miners

imagine the 10/10 chinese puss elon could be fucking

instead he chooses grimes a 2/10 white roastie

>>22730189
Every big company has annual meetings where shareholders can propose things. There is a set of cancerous people that shill for diversity, women, and green shit every year. They are nearly always voted down.

LOL musk cant even speak properly

>>22730245
when he was on rogan i was shocked at just how much of a fucking retard he is

>>22730256
You now remember this moment in history
KEK

>>22730253
spill fag

>>22730299
diversity hires

>>22730241

>>22730245
it's unironically his autism. he can think outside the zeitgeist because he's a dork with loads of money

>>22730277
its admirable

>>22730277
that's because his mouth can't keep up with his brain.

>>22730277
He has aspergers

>>22730308
Lol

>>22730245
Most smart people are not well spoken. Nearly everything you use today was made by people that talk like this.

>>22730231
That's the beauty, they dont need to change a whole lot when they're the only ones left selling games in retail.

>>22730326
He's talking to Gertrude right now telepathically.

>>22730316
>>22730277
i would do far far worse i couldnt get a word out i dont think

to me it looks like hes speaking great

imagine being such a normy you judge someone if theyre not completely smoothly free flowing speech

>China letting Tesla own 100% of the factory
The most obvious IP and tech theft scheme and yet he's too autistic to notice it.

>>22730277
>>22730326
>>22730329
I speak exactly like Elon and my counselor said i have autism, so im sure Elon has autism. Like elon, my thoughts move so much faster than my speech.

Can somebody explain to me why the NAK memestock is considered a Trump reelection play when it's Trump and Junior themselves who are actively blocking / slowing down the endeavor? Is this supposed to be one of those 4D chess moves?

>>22730245
You can also tell he's uncomfortable

>TEZ-LUH

i thought it was TESS-LA...

>>22730339
Why is he not a genius, rich, a good talker, and handsome like I-Ron Man in the movies?

>>22730267

>>22730339
hes talking like anyone would if you just threw them in front of a crowd after they smoked a fat joint

>>22730253
I shorted them today though

>>22730316
>>22730293
Thats where you're wrong.

He isn't a public speaker doesnt mean he's dumb. I got the impression that he is incredibly smart from him talking on Joe rogan

What pisses me off is when people think other people are dumb because they arent good at communicating

>>22730377
No fucking way

*HOOOOONK HONK HONK HONK HOOOOOOOOONK*

>>22730387
Yea, that most people doing public speaking. Whens the last time you spoke to 100,000 people live on stage?

>>22730363
anon just put in 100 shares with the rest of us, the most you'll lose is $100.

And buy BLNK. its super based and only goes up ever. period.

wow this is like fucking nothing. surprised the stock isn't tanking. he's yet to announce anything new and he's already like 20min in

>>22730409
lmao whatever autismo, if your IQ was half as high as you think it is you'd have 0 issue communicating

>>22730363
It's a bad idea to lie about securities, anon.
Junior virtue signaled. Trump hasn't blocked anything.

>>22730460
this is the shareholder meeting dummy
battery day starts after this

>>22730466
How much money is in your portfolio?

>>22730460
they've already said several times that this part would just be dry yearly recap, and the new stuff comes later

>>22730442
never, id say hes doing pretty good i cant do better thats for sure

>>22730479
>>22730489
this is already battery day you dumdums

>>22730460
This is the shareholder meeting, brainlet.

>While others go down we go up
>Stock immediately shoots up $5

>>22730377
Plastic surgery can't enlarge eyeballs, I call bullshit.

>>22730460
>t. just started investing on August 28th

>>22730497
kek

>>22730409
It's actually pretty funny seeing his mumbling, stuttering ass is actually boosting his stock.
Guess people really do like a person being open and off the cuff instead of reading right off a teleprompter.

>>22730299
Tesla got too friendly with the chinks and attracted some unwanted attention from the big man upstairs. Long story short heavy ass sanctions is what I hear from the grapevine. I may be too late but I’m going to wait for the morning pump as usual and then fire up all shorts. Tesla might lose 10% EOD tomorrow.

>>22730326
>>22730361
I found my people. I am consistently hired based on my technical skills but then get negative annual reviews based on my communication skills.

>>22730460
it's a shareholders meeting you nig nog

>>22730523
Yes

>>22730503
>I sold two widgets compared to one last year. My business is growing faster than McDonalds!

>>22730409
Some people are too dumb to follow smart people that arent following communication “rules”
Go back and watch trump/hillary debates. Trump answers questions so well in such a short period of time. Crazy how accurate he was right about everything looking back even, everything holds up. Simply and concisely explained things but had to do it in very short moments. But if you are slow, low IQ you can miss out on what they are trying to say cause you can’t read between the line or follow the logic gaps that high IQ dont need.

>>22730523
Yes. Corporations have become sterile and fake, some honesty is well appreciated.

>>22730510
are you talking about the pupils? because contacts exists and asian girls do it all the fucking time. they can also make their eyes appear round. just youtube that shit. its out there

>>22730535
Hmm...I mostly try to communicate through text which is easy because I'm wfh developer.

Talking about technical things is incredibly inefficient.

>let me tell you how we label stuff
elon is awesome kek

painful to listen to

P A I N F U L

Full Auto-Pilot release in a month

That’s cool Elon. But where’s the HTML5 supercomputer infotainment system?

please honk

painful to listen to

P A I N F U L

Even Musk doesn't use a teleprompter

>>22730555
Don't compare trump to elon. Lmao

>>22730488
seething

>>22730629
Charming in an autistic way. Speaking from the soul.

>>22730460

is manufacturing based?

OMG HE ACTUALLY RIPPED ON NIKOLA

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>22730628
Where’s their masks?

this is awful

>you can think of our car as a laptop on wheels
Exactly why I'll never buy one.

even im getting anxiety with those honking fucking cars in the parking lot

>>22730596
I've received multiple feedback that my explanations are too long-winded and detailed as well. I like to "show" not "tell". I think in pictures and graphs. In my head the whole world is an interconnected chaotic mess and it's hard to explain to people why I think things are related. I can never give a straight answer to a question; it's always "Well if A then B and if B then C but if A and not B then D" times a hundred.

>>22730680
I can't wait for the cheaper version where it has ads on it

>>22730675
give him a break. He is talking to honking cars. surreal shit.

>>22730051
Is it more based to say Nigger on TV or to run a company that enslaves and kills actual Niggers to save cost on car fuel?

>"revolutionary"

>short break

Time to pee and coom

>>22730680
if someone ever makes an electric car with a 5 speed transmission, real non-drive-by-wire brakes, and 400 mile high way range I'll buy one

THE SHEEP MAY NOW EXIT THEIR CAGES

>>22730727
Easier to relate to than people, especially with those blank grilles.

>>22730729
whynotboth.jpg

Is tech done dumping then? Can I go back into TQQQ for line go up now

>short break
THAT'S THE SIGNAL
SHORT EVERYTHING

>>22730503
Fire jpow and hire Elon

>Shareholders at the event are allowed to get out of their cars and stretch their legs
>but im not

Why doesnt Tesla care about me bros

were gonna make a step change! i wonder what part of the battery they improved

>Sir, this is a car dealer

>>22730776
THATS ALMOST EXACTLY MY PLAN BRO

>>22730636
Imagine not comparing them

>no mention of the cyber truck during the shareholders meeting
holy shit he's gonna announce that it's all delayed until 2023, right?

THANKS ELON FOR MAKING TECH GREAT AGAIN

Elon needs to start working out yesterday

>>22730755
>if someone ever makes an electric car with a 5 speed transmission
Anon..

How many of these people wandering around are lost because they can't find their car among the sea of identical cars

now that elon is gone turn on donald trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oqPRo_BKkY

>>22730755
>electric car
>transmission

should i buy 10k shares of NAK?

>>22730847
>STOMP STOMP STOMP

Should i sell ibio for a 300 dollar loss and buy 6 more shares of tesla?

>>22730833
How many times are you going to eat shit with your TSLA predictions? You're literally never right. It's obvious you don't have a large bet against it or else it would already be worthless.

>>22730907
maybe not 10k but buy a lot if youre based.


Also buy BLNK. All NAKKERS should buy BLNK because those two are based stocks

>>22730909
look at how fat he is...

>>22730909
>those tattoos
yikes.....

Theta/Vega gang wins again.

>PRIUS IN THE CROWD
PRIUS IN THE CROWD
>PRIUS IN THE CROWD
PRIUS IN THE CROWD
>PRIUS IN THE CROWD
PRIUS IN THE CROWD
>PRIUS IN THE CROWD
PRIUS IN THE CROWD
>PRIUS IN THE CROWD
PRIUS IN THE CROWD
>PRIUS IN THE CROWD
PRIUS IN THE CROWD
>PRIUS IN THE CROWD
PRIUS IN THE CROWD
>PRIUS IN THE CROWD
PRIUS IN THE CROWD

>>22730909
wtf is elon thinking going with her

>>22730704
'Tism

Get this email.
Oh my margin increased. Must be doing well.
>wait, what
Margin requirements increasing

Those motherfuckers.

>>22730158
Underrated

>>22730909
God I want to fuck grimes her old music is so fucking good her body is so slim

>>22730973
probably has trouble getting laid due to autism, not even joking lmao

>>22730957
hooray! vix to 0

>>22730363
I'm convinced it was just trump insider trading. Jr. has a plausible excuse for saying this shit. It dumped to 50 cents then pumped to 1.2 or so.

>>22730909
Perfection.

>>22730973
>he doesn't know

>>22730996
I can think of a few billion reasons he might get laid easily

>back to your cages meatbags

>>22730907
If you can stomach it going to 0.25 on the next hit piece.

they are going back in their cars

>>22730968
holy shit someone escort this fucker out

Which one of you fucks just said "Buy Gamestop" in the chat?

>>22730996
this maybe...id be fine, I think grimes is about as awkward as I can imagine

>>22730948
why else do you think he exclusively wears black t-shirts now?

>>22731010

ledditor spotted

>>22730968
At least it isn’t a leaf.

THEY ARE GOING BACK INTO THWIR CARS

>>22731028
>implying

>>22731029
You're saying I can buy back my covered calls for nothing and sell them again for a free 20% or so?
Bring it on. Shill me some more volatile pennies. BORR doesn't have option chains.

>>22731037
>Which one of you fucks just said "Buy Gamestop" in the chat?
i support this behaviour

Hows tommorow gonna be GME bros....

Imagine if Elon started working out he'd get so much pussy

>>22730979
Yes.

>>22731089
$12 feelings

>>22731078
they can already communicate in beeps, it is inevitable

>>22731072
rippletits is a /fit/ meme reddit newfriend.

>>22731037
holy based

>>22731093
I assure you he has absolutely no trouble, didn;t he get in trouble for sleeping around with someone's wife/gf? Hot blonde iirc

Wagecuck/GME chad just got off work any GME news I need to know of?

>Literally STOMP STOMP STOMP

>>22731080
https://finviz.com/screener.ashx?v=111&f=sh_opt_optionshort&ft=4&o=price

>>22731089
I’m getting uneasy. Probably sell at open.

TSLA +4% after hours
>TSLA +4% after hours
TSLA +4% after hours
>TSLA +4% after hours
TSLA +4% after hours
>TSLA +4% after hours
TSLA +4% after hours
>TSLA +4% after hours
TSLA +4% after hours
>TSLA +4% after hours
TSLA +4% after hours
>TSLA +4% after hours
TSLA +4% after hours
>TSLA +4% after hours

>>22731037
KEK

Here comes the climate change FUD yikesss. People really going to fall for this... Just show us the cars and batteries and shit.

>>22731133
Beautiful, thanks.

>Coughing

>>22731152
Lol why?

The solution to the energy issue is nuclear

>this stuttering and coughing
I feel bad for him bros

>can't just enjoy technology, always has to be based our the climate cult

>>22730124
First one provided by OP.

>>22731178
SELL NOW SELL NOW

COOF

Elon has COVID or something? Coughing non-stop....

Elon Musk has COVID-19 confirmed

look how elon has him wearing black too so he doesn't look like he's hiding his bloatmaxed Sam Hyde/Chris Chan body

* Coof *
* Coof *
* Ehm *

>>22731154
>Almost made up what it lost today

>>22731154
>coughs
>goes down 2%

>>22731199
he just smoked a bowl

elon sounds nervous what the fuck happened during the break

please mention PG&E battery storage
please mention PG&E battery storage
please mention PG&E battery storage

>>22731207
mirin the frame

>>22731161
I don't think Climate Change is man-made, but I do want cleaner air to breathe desu

imagine thinking child labor is bad and not forced schooling where they waste their childhood is the problem

kids like doing cool stuff like that fucking irl minecraft are you kidding me

>>22731229
>>22731228

>>22731230
PG&E is dead. They don’t want to capitulate and improve, they just want to take loans. Click here to take out another loan and change nothing.

>>22731229
He could just be excited/anxious.

how do I invest in battery - mining and everything related to it instead of investing in tesla?

>>22731229
Fat blunts during break.

>>22731181
Yes but I sold my uec for gamestop lol...so I can't buy it for 30 days

>battery day

Is Elon Musk a native english speaker? I'm french and yet I speak more fluently than he does.

>>22731230
LMAO, get rekt.

>$500 soon
Based child slave exploiter pumping my bags back up

I bought 500 PG&E 10c 9/25 because Tesla and PG&E (largest utility in West) have a battery grid storage partnership and I was hoping he would mention the partnership because it's BATTERY day :(

>>22731228
>>22731268
holy shit this actually makes sense, based

Buy BLNK and WKHS.
I won't shill them. I won't post a thread about it. Elon is saying they're looking to ramp up battery production and they need a rethink of the system.
These are two competing companies. They will rise in tandem. They're both going to fucking moon over the next 2 years. Get in now. You've been told.

TSLA $500 AT OPEN
>TSLA $500 AT OPEN
TSLA $500 AT OPEN
>TSLA $500 AT OPEN
TSLA $500 AT OPEN
>TSLA $500 AT OPEN
TSLA $500 AT OPEN
>TSLA $500 AT OPEN
TSLA $500 AT OPEN
>TSLA $500 AT OPEN
TSLA $500 AT OPEN
>TSLA $500 AT OPEN
TSLA $500 AT OPEN
>TSLA $500 AT OPEN

>we can't scale because it cost too much
>stock shoots up

>>22730992
>when IBKR is fucking the GME shorts
IM GONNA COOOOOOM

>>22731290
Bro, he is sperged to the max

HALF THE COST
>HALF THE COST
HALF THE COST
>HALF THE COST
HALF THE COST
>HALF THE COST
HALF THE COST
>HALF THE COST
HALF THE COST
>HALF THE COST
HALF THE COST
>HALF THE COST

>>22731302
Tesla partners with many utility companies and sells them battery storage. Why would they focus on just one when this is a giant market?

>>22731267
Just searched and found LIT.

>>22731357
bc of the fires and their Fremont HQ is powered by PG&E

BUY PANASONIC? HE SAID THE WORD

I learned something about 18650s today, thanks Elon!

I have a flashlight that takes a single 18650 and it's brighter than my car's high beams

>>22731357
Rolling blackouts in California caused by solar with insufficient storage.
Yes, CA is that stupid.

OH NO NO NO TESLA BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>22731267
deals with Glencor mining? he plans on making deals with miners an all continents for gigas. Thats the only miner i know so far. Not many nickel miners on NYSE

>>22731267
FVAC

I love how excited he gets about the most absurd things, like why is there a 0 in this name?

*invents new technology*

is it gay to jerk off to the idea of Elon cumming in Grimes' face

Any reason Tesla won't tank tomorrow?

>>22731379y
Why are you so butthurt about Tesla that instead of buying TSLA shares, you would rather buy shares of shitty failing companies and try to profit from Tesla through proxy?

>PLAN TO REDUCE THE COST BY HALF
PLAN
>PLAN TO REDUCE THE COST BY HALF
PLAN
>PLAN TO REDUCE THE COST BY HALF
PLAN
>PLAN TO REDUCE THE COST BY HALF
PLAN
>PLAN TO REDUCE THE COST BY HALF
PLAN

>>22731414
vale is one of worlds largest nickel miners

>>22731474
Why wouldn't it? It's up 6% AH

It's selling off lol

>>22731484
2% now

Ding ding ding! Uhh a little l8 again. How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.86%, pretty good. I may have slept through market close, I will post coherently later I'm still tired

>>22730176
Historically it dumps about 20-30% for every 40-60% it gains. Not saying that "the last couple times" is a super solid measurement, but if you want to orient yourself into a good position without buying the top like a retard, why not just sit on some cash and sell some puts at around 8-7 dollars to try for a good buy in price so you can join in the next short near the end of next week?

oh no no no!

ELON JUST SAID ASS SELL
SELL WHAT YOU HAVE NOW ITS GOING TO TANK HARD


I REPEAT ELON JUST SAID "ASS" A BAD WORD ON STREAM

>>22731460
Jerking off is inherently gay. Think about it for a second or to.

>>22731475
>you would rather buy shares of shitty failing companies and try to profit from Tesla through proxy?
yes

>JEWED

If tesla pumps then tech is saved right?

TRUMP SAID JEW GET OUT NOW

What did he say in the last 5 minutes to give the stock that giant red dildo?

did elon just put duracell and energizer out of business?

>>22731499
we had a substitude for you in the last thread.
we thought you got banned

>>22731499
Horse shaking weak hands

>>22731457
>NOOOOOO! ITS JUST A CAR COMPANY! THEY DONT MAKE ANY MONEY! PLEASE SELL!

>>22731495
uf

>>22731499
up 5.8% thanks to AMZN, GME, and IPOB

>>22731475
do you even understand the magnitude of the out performance TSLA needs to show in order to meet expected returns? not mention unexpected returns some investors are anticipating

>>22731528
makeing batteries is easy

>TSLA going down
why? he just announced a great innovation who cares if it's a year out. Isn't the whole point of investing in tesla that you're investing in something that will materialize years in the future rather than something that will be ready and profitable right away?

>>22731525
>>22731527
LINK???

those seem like nice gains on battery technology

>>22731544
No I was unable to fall asleep last night and stayed up through market open, thought I'd take a quick nap at 11:00 and I slept thru my alarm >_<

>>22731499
Down 8.75%. The past two weeks have really spoiled me with gains.

>>22731564
Sell the news

>16% range increase by 2022(tm)

Top kek

so it's like I bought AMD at $60 then suddenly it moons to $105 over a month, is it too greedy to average up a bit? Lisa Su becoming CEO was arguably already confirmed from the start. Price target at least $200, but some people are saying it will go to $1000 or even $4000 because some people shorted the entire float

but sometimes I wonder, what am i forgetting to consider

Investors are not impressed.

>that was the top
Fugg

All I'm getting from this is buy lithium

>>22731499
Up 8% for the day down like 30% for the month but up 137% for the year

All this nerd shit isn’t poggers. Where’s the 1000 mile range model 3?

>>22731564
>5X energy
>6X power
>+15% range
Can someone explain the third one?

Dump the pump. Hide.

>The wet process

>>22731564
People wanting to maximize gains by selling off initial hype, buying back in while it dies down, holding until next day when the next pump happens, then selling again.

>>22731518
***HOOOOONK HONK HONK***

>>22731597
>investors
Speculators

>>22731621
smaller batteries needed

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Here's your battery day motherfucker.

>>22731597
Elon keeps saying "its not ready yet" and making excuses and bitching about how hard it is. Seems like they have nothing to show.

>>22731564
At the end of the day valuations matter and competition is too intense

>>22731665
And the other keeps covering him
>well we are on our 4th generation and have 10,000 working copies blah blah
Elon is FUDing his own company lmao

>>22731564
I can't even listen because I'm too distracted by how his awkward hesitation and almost fearfulness to speak makes him sound like some smelly basement autist who definitely watches Rick and Morty, it's very offputting and I would not invest in a company run by this man

>this thing is still not a penny stock.
Fake clown market.

>>22731665
this. didnt he tweet a couple of days ago that a new battery wont be ready until 2022?

>>22731689
He has said the stock price is too high.

>>22731707
HONK HONK

*snaps*

Yep, this one is going straight into my cringe folder.

>>22731483
I didn't recommend Vale because its outside my risk tolerance being in a politically harsh environment and that doesn't bode well for miners. They also cut divy and had a tailings dam fail so might not look so hot from a (((green))) pov

>AAXN

beautiful green day

support the police, donate to your local police department so they can afford new bodycams please thanks

Buy HCAC if you want be rich :^]

>>22731665
>>22731717
They literally showed the batteries being made...

>>22730968
Maybe if I don’t move they won’t notice I am not a tesla

>>22731765
Low yields.

>We will be head and shoulders ahead of the competition in manufacturing
kek

>>22730326
gave me a good chuckle

>>22731787
Yes, but they are making them right now, its not "nothing."

>>22731808
hmm

>>22731597
Haha I called it
I said it was going to crab and both sides wsb were going to eat shit buying calls and puts

>>22731764
Canoo reminds me of SOLO... their vehicle is just too retarded, I can't imagine people buying it. At least the EV bangbus is better than SOLO's cuckmobile but still

this looks more and more like the apple event. Sell off tomorrow, than back to pumping.

this man's hand movements make it obvious he's on drugs, wow

how come my after hours order didnt execute reeeee

got out of all of my tech positions this morning, made a couple grand. did some day trading today made another couple hundred bucks. didn't hang out here today, anything interesting happen?

probably not going to bother looking to take a long term hold position again until a vaccine comes out or another real crash happens. day trading is so fucking comfy.

>>22731842

The other dude is trying his best to make him sound normal lol.
What a robot. He's great though

>>22731894
You got bogged

>>22731597
>>22731665
>>22731689
>>22731851
This is pretty typical after hours buy the hype sell the news. Wait until open tomorrow to see what really happens.

>>22731895
also how did battery day go? good/bad/ugly?

>>22731856
What kind of clown world is a company with an actual product worthless than a company with no product

>"SAND IS SILICONE DIOXIDE!!!!"

all i needed was for him to say the letters PG&E

>>22731922
>Wait until open tomorrow
I'll wait till next year until this peak clown market ends maybe.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK TESLA

lmao

>>22731940
elon is busy being autistic and giving us a science lesson instead of showing us something material ready to go. seems like he's filling time.

>>22732002
You got your asses WHOOPPED

>>22731977
Agreed why isn’t nkla a penny stock already it should of been worth 5 bucks max after the gravity powered truck incident

holy shit tsla is dropping like a rock

>Went to the CEOs of the biggest mining companies
>"Please make more nickel"
Made me laugh

>look at all these advancements we made
>if only we had nickel lol amirite guys?

>TSLA down to 412
>my put spreads are only profitable down to 408 at close friday
FFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK

>>22730051
Not me
But gme millionaire

>>22732038
I see you have never talked to actual engineers. They always go on tangents about whatever they are working on.

>>22731856
Canoo will cleanup in cuck centers like NY LA London etc. They don't even sell the cars. The cucksoomers subscribe monthly to use it. HCAC will moon. Bookmark it.

>>22732038
feels good considering how much money i made buying in pre-split and getting out pretty close to the top around 500, now returning to day trading and watching that shit crash and burn lmao

why did tesla tank after hours, what did he say???

>>22732095
He's not an engineer he's a business major who pays engineers

>>22732091
>this nigga STILL isn't selling
bullish as fuck

>>22732073
you fool, you were supposed to go with the "I have $X left uninvested what is the cheapest put I can buy?" strategy. This is going to be ITM tomorrow, watch.

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

OH NO NO NO THAT WAS THE RUG PULL TSLA WILL NEVER BE THAT HIGH AGAIN

>>22732125
Pics of said trader

>>22732118
He's just been explaining how batteries work for the past hour and a half

>>22732143
wtf muskchads we got to cocky

>>22732091

>>22732095
look i put 2k into it today, I want them to do well. but all we've heard is "we propose" "you need to understand how difficult it is to" "we aim to be at" "this will enable us to". The street wants shit that will do something next Q.

Everyone knows the tech bubble isn't going to last to 2022.

>>22732143
-starts with diversity taks
-no big products that blow anyone's mind
-already overinflated stock price

Wow. Who would have thought?

>>22732125
anyone would be a fucking fool to take profits now when short interest still so fucking high. There is very little downside right now and it's still trading at a lower price-to-sales ratio than fucking bed bath beyond

>>22732143
YO WTF WHY

>>22732120
>He's not an engineer
Why do people say stupid shit like this? He obviously is, just because hes ALSO a business man doesn't make it false.

>>22732194
When Cohen buys more shares, anon's here decide to start selling after the squeeze has barely started.
Incredible.

tesla is doing something I have never seen. It's crabbing!

did musk say the n word or something?

>>22732205
>he pays engineers therefore he is an engineer
Why do people say this stupid shit?

>>22732194
>>22732227
I'm so fucking ready for the squeeze... I'm really hoping it doesn't take months to happen but it probably will

>>22732205
look mom I have a degree and know smth about atoms, I are engineer

god I want musk and tesla to die, just because my friend made money buying this stock

Lithium mine in Nevada, anyone have a 3x brothel ETF?

long on dirt
short TSLA
theres yer fuckin battery day

searching ticker symbols on google doesnt show the graphs anymore wtf? just me?

>>22732290
$RICK but that's Texas

>>22732263
i keep wondering, like are we going to get a squeeze or is it just shorts covering gradually as it skyrockets.
was OSTK also because of short sellers?
was TUP also because of short sellers?

>>22732246
He has a physics degree and is frequently present in high level engineering meetings. I have a friend who has been an engineer at tesla for 4ish years now and he's been in technical meetings that musk sat in on.

Seethe harder.

>>22732263
Consoles in November and holidays in December.

>We just invented a new material

>>22732170
How do batteries work? Do you even know or care?

>>22732328
>strip clubs
How has this not crashed harder lmao.

>>22732334
because this is what their IBorrow history looks like, some high interest there towards the start of the chart

>>22732168
who gives a fuck. dude made a million and a half dollars on fucking gamestop

>>22732091
what type of portfolio is this?

>>22732408
deep fucking value investing

>>22732379
pretty sure that guy meant he had big balls because that dude had been bagholding since 2019
though the March dip
through all that shit while watching other crap skyrocket.

the guy deserves it for sticking to it through the end but way too early to the party just like Burry

>>22732344
Doubtful. I have a friend who has been a VP at Tesla for a couple years and he's been in technical meetings that Musk sat in on. He says Musk is not an engineer. Checkmate faggot now go be an incel somewhere else.

>>22732379
he meant he has big balls you retard

>>22732334
honestly a month long climb to triple digits would be preferable

my options would fucking PRINT

>>22732364
I do now but it doesn't help my Tesla options make money when after-hours trading is crabbing between 240 an 215. This nigger needs to announce something so I can sell out of this shit company with some kind of profit

New
>>22732471

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>>22732408
lucky one. dude bought gme calls december 2019 and posts updates every month on wsb.

>>22732263
>>22732334
thoughts? seems like a plausible scenario

>>22732450
my bad

>>22732445
yep diamond hands

>>22732369
I know girls who have worked there, a decent amount are prostitutes. Do you think they give a fuck about the law or catching corona? Strip clubs in NC are open too, they just wear masks.

Also, all strip clubs (yes, all) are unironically run by the mob. When someone opens a new one they quickly learn whose business they're stealing, and you can't get protection without being in an opposing group. Knowing their criminal affiliation, I have 0 doubts that there's a ton of accounting fraud here.

>>22732446
I'm a legitimate mechanical engineer and from the competency musk has shown in his writings and other output, he clearly isn't just a dumb figurehead. He knows his stuff or he wouldn't have gotten this far with such unbelievably risky, massively advanced companies.

>>22732497
How are any of these scenarios bad?

>>22732529
Nobody called him a dumb figurehead, but understanding the business he's leading doesn't make him an engineer.

>>22731010
based

>>22732553
i want an infinity squeeze

>virtual reveal cloth

>>22732564
I mean, as an autistic mechanical engineer I am pretty protective of the engineering profession in name and practice, but I would wager that this guy's contributions to the field are worthy of an honorary degree. Fucking F1 drivers and shit have gotten them so I reckon the modern Henry Ford probably earned one as well.

>>22732497
depends, would SEC be on his case for giving out a tender offer which would trigger an infinity squeeze, and then Cohen selling half or all of his shares (not sure of the restrictions on that) during the squeeze?

he's a leaf, maybe he can play ignorant

>>22732587
Yeah but all I see is
>Cohen wants the squeeze too
>And he wants a buyout
>The Board cucks him somehow involving a buyback
Besides being pure speculation, aren't any of these moves likely to trigger a squeeze?
I believe Cohen has found a long term project for himself anyway. He can make returns elsewhere.

>>22732660
>I believe Cohen has found a long term project for himself anyway. He can make returns elsewhere.
good point
>>22732640
leafs dont have a national securities regulator. so he could

>>22732244
try dropping like a rock.

>>22732587
god please. I want to sell my GME bags for $2000 to some retarded hedge fund