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and people really believe a tesla is floating in orbit above them

>>22731587
this post reeks of so much jealousy

>>22731587
Cope

>>22731650
>>22731661
forgot the roadster, which was supposed to be available LAST YEAR. Notice how Elon quit talking about it??

>>22731682
who gives a fuck? go do something productive or short tesla.

boring conversation op

>>22731587
Weird cope but okay.

>>22731789
You forgot his actual real bankruptcy, which got completely memoryholed out of any discussion about him. SolarCity. Which he then used Tesla money to absorb at a retarded price, and therefor nepotistically retain the wealth of his cousins (the founders of the company) while no one really understood what's even happening and the Musk cult was then fed the standard "based Elon is saving humanity by extending his generous arm to this failed green company". The best part is, the company keeps installing less and less panels since then which means that it's running on an increasing deficit, all covered by the braindead cultists who keep buying Tesla stock.

>>22731682
>just drive your million robotaxis, bro

>>22731682
sneed yourself

>>22731902
cringe

>>22731587
Don’t know what you’re talking about, I am buying a cyber truck

>>22731587
Massive levels of cope here

>>22731845
>You forgot his actual real bankruptcy, which got completely memoryholed out of any discussion about him. SolarCity.
Everybody just seems to have conveniently forgot that one.
Musk is a fucking scammer.

>>22733178
good goy

>>22733178
Prototype was literally jist a tesla with a new shell. Probably took a day to make. That shit is never coming out anyway.

>>22733333
Checked.

>>22731587
be me
searching for brazilian incest scat porn for months
scripted job has a hit!
false alarm, it's a thread on /biz/
disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

>>22731587
A jew steals ideas and gains fame from rich backers. Is this even surprising or are you a jew((salesman)) too?

>>22733333
kekd

>>22731650
>>22731789
Fuck you IDF

>>22731587
>Neuralink
>Nobody asked for it
you probably should ask for one but i dont think even neuralink can fix what you got

>>22733577
Death to Israel

>>22733615
here, just use this instead next time

I should have went all in TSLA instead of this blockchain vaporware crap.

>>22733577
I think he needs one most. This didn't age well either

Elon is a giant fucking fraud at best

>>22733714

>>22731587

You are aware haters said there would never be a mass produced electric car period, let alone one that could self drive on a highway, change lanes, self summon etc. You all keep moving the goal post here.

>>22733795
>self drive on a highway, change lanes, self summon
BMW can do this already. Have you seen how garbage the Tesla interior is? There's nothing special about these cars at all. Smart money is waiting for hydrogen vehicles now.

>>22733708

A fraud that is building cars and sending rockets to space.

>>22733956
with subsidies, id est your taxes

this man will begin the implosion of the us economy

Fuck you I want a space truck

>>22731587
Dilate, Tyler.

>>22731628
You believe we can split the atom, create the higgs boson, build quantum computers, but you don't believe some richfag strapped a tesla to a huge metal tube with 6 tonnes of propellant to launch through the atmosphere and into outer space?

Fuck my shit up, tsla just tanked all my calls and shares. Fuck you Elon you autistic faggot

>>22734026
oh no, not my tax dollars going to someone other than niggers

>>22733471
Kekked

>>22731628
You really believe SPACE exists? Lmaoooo.

>>22731628
>he thinks he's talking to real people here and this isn't a simulation his comatose mind is creating
your family misses you anon and wants you to hold xrp to wake up

No shit it's a scam. They literally only make money selling meme carbon offset credits.

>>22731587
>>22731628
salt

Starlink isn't real because space isn't real.