/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22717387
I have books on my bookshelf that each begin with a word of the phrase.

I have part of the codes in safe deposit box around the globe

>>22717387
I have 3 plates where you need any 2 to get into them.

I also have 2 wallets and keep everything separate so it is actually 6 plates. I keep 2 in a safe deposit box at my main bank. I keep 2 on my person and I keep two in a vault in my basement which requires my phone and an password to access.

I then have a hardware wallet that I use as a semi-hot wallet, and I use metamask as a hot wallet.

Has anyone tried ecthing a copper clad PCB?

I keep it in my word document

>>22717387
stop posting this, nigger
some autist here will jack yo shit

i wrote it down in my notebook lol

Took a Polaroid and wrote the words on the back. In my safe. Fuck it.

>>22717591
Don't believe his lies.

I've got one plate on each planet (not including pluto as it is a dwarf planet) I require 4 plates which have the words in ancient eygptian hieroglyphics, these translation stones for these are hidden within the great pyramids across the globe

I also have them in a sticky note I keep opened on my pc

>>22717387
I rearranged their order and left some of the words that I memorized empty

>>22717387
i have my seed phrase tattooed under my ballsack

>>22717638
Dwarf Planets are planets you FUCK
Clue's in the name.

I've written my seed phrase in a book in minecraft. The book is placed in a chest buried at a secret place far from spawn

>>22717681
You must really trust your dad.

>>22717718
lay some booby traps there anon
kek i can imagine some pajeet hacker going all indiana jones on your minecraft save after hacking your pc

>>22717387
I have printed the private key on the university printer and gave the envelop to my banker.

>>22717717
not really

I have a txt document containing it on my desktop. It's named "seed" so i don't mix it up with all the other items.

>>22717717
Fuck you I ain't putting my plate on that small piece of rock

>>22717387
>I have my seed phrase uploaded to my cloud drive secured with 2FA accessible only through my phone.

This is like saying you have invested in the world's most state of the art anti-burglar system on your house and just in case you forget the codes you've got a spare key that you gave to your neighbor who just got out of prison for burglary.

Ive hidden the words in hobby paintings of mine

>>22717533
fucking based, witnessed

>>22717718
Most original and clever idea I've heard, nice one anon

>>22717903
this, OP is so retarded it's unreal and I'm inclined to believe it's a larp/bait

>>22717903
This is an ebin troll thread isn't it

>>22717387
>In addition to this, I have my seed phrase uploaded to my cloud drive secured with 2FA accessible only through my phone. Just in case I forgot the location of the plates.

Lol. Gj screwing yourself. Thought even the biggest crypto virgin new, no electronic copies.

>>22717717
Nope, hence the "dwarf" right before planet. 8 planets in the solar system, not fucking 14 or whatever.

>>22717387
i plan on using a smart contract vault something like:
>squirrel.finance

foolproof whitelisting, be your own bank.

>>22717889
First of all, delete your account
Second of all, it's mainly ice

My codes are so far up the ass of guy above me that if he tried to remove them he would cause internal damage. I'll get them when I need them.

>>22717591
Am I too lazy? I was going to cut it in half and take one half to a lockbox at the bank. Why the fuck is everyone buying plates. I refuse to believe all you guys laser etched plates .

>>22717415
What is fire?

How do you guys stamp the letters? I tried with a set to hammer but it was fucked kinda

>>22717387
Wow. Clever.

>>22718092
Ice... So there's water

>>22718189
>implying I don’t have a backup solution

>>22717721
Underrated

>>22718315
Everything outwards from Uranus is loaded with water.

>>22717533
Based and checked

>>22717387
I have my words engraved inside my woman’s uterus, no virgin from here will ever find em

>>22717638
Fucking kek

>>22717387
i have them on an unencrypted thumbdrive in my underwear drawer

I've encoded it into a message (you could add your name and such) that's sent to Mars last August. You're not getting any stinkies without going for a long flight

I keep the first 23 on a notepad in my desk drawer, along with a fake last one. The true last one I remember, to thwart any thieves.

>>22718542
It was placed on some Rover's chip

I translated it to binary code and then to morse code

>>22717387
I actually memorized them

>>22718241
Not him, but any help? I've got a titanium plate and a stamping set. Are jeweler's blocks a meme or do I actually need one? Any recommendations for the hammer?

>>22718542

>>22717387
Moved everything onto my ledger and took a picture with my iPhone. It's alright, only I have access to my phone.

>>22718383
Heh ur anus

>>22718770
FUCK FUCK FUCK, YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY LINKIES ANON

>>22718640
>bangs head too hard one day

>>22717540
>carebul bro, someone might extract the EXIF data from your photo, and find your property and dig up the exact location where you have the plates buried and then drive to neighboring states to pick up the other ones, and then hack your drive and unencrypt your seed phrase while using your 2FA

>>22717387
Which wallet and how much are you worth

>>22717415
How do you make sure they stay in order? This is actually the best idea I’ve heard.

>>22719037
Minecraft idea was better

I have a copy of Gravity’s Rainbow where I wrote a number next to each word in my phrase corresponding to the position, in ink visible only under a black light. I also have a document etched in sandstone of a list of three unique word combinations that precede each word of my seed phrase found randomly in Infinite Jest. Also I had my mom write it down on a sticky note :)

>>22719037
I highlight the page number. 1,2 etc

>>22718949
to late bro, tonight I will hire martian hoes to celebrate my new wealth.

>>22719103
OK this is /lit/

>>22719059
>>22719157
Very clever. Well done.

>>22717387
Wtf? Why not just write it down on a note? How paranoid are you

>>22719177
Thank you. I think simple solutions are often the best