Chainlink mass hiring

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Chainlink mass hiring Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:51:34 2020 No.22704683 [Reply] [Original]

>Chainlink has over 37 open positions on their website.
>"Oh fuck guys, they actually bought our shitcoin, quick we gotta get our project working"
>Cash out ludicrous amounts of link to pay employees
>spam your listings all over HN, reddit, and job sites

There's enough jobs for all of us, now it's time to get to work link-marines, who's with me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:51:55 2020 No.22704688 https://careers.smartcontract.com/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:52:54 2020 No.22704703 File: 8 KB, 225x225, nothing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22704683 >Imagine being a wagie for sergey

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:53:21 2020 No.22704719 I can't code

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:55:55 2020 No.22704764 File: 225 KB, 489x604, sturmPepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22704683 The job openings are from Sergay firing the entire team, this is rugpull 101, champ.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:56:36 2020 No.22704778 >>22704683 I work at LINK.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:57:25 2020 No.22704788 >>22704719 writing a json parser is not that hard

Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:57:48 2020 No.22704798

>>22704703
Sometimes I'm listening to Sergey talk and he gets me all excited and I'm like yeah this is great woohoo! and then I realize he's trying to make me actually work, and be a benefit to his ecosystem but I'm just like nah brah i'm tryna play tetris and sing songs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:58:55 2020 No.22704818 >>22704683 >Head of security If I would live on the Caymans or in the US I would apply. Sorry Serger, guess it stays watching cameras and dope dealing in Eastern Europe for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:07:29 2020 No.22704997 4chan biz didn’t go uni or school did they

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:09:10 2020 No.22705042 >>22704997 >Everybody tells the truth on an anonymous forum Tourists need to lurk for two years before posting

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:13:26 2020 No.22705134 Almost like they are working hard on something big that requires lots of talented people

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:15:10 2020 No.22705161 >>22705134 Your ID ends in "Gay." Hard to take you seriously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:15:48 2020 No.22705176 >>22704719 Neither can Sergey

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:15:52 2020 No.22705177 My dad works at Chainlink and he said LINK $1k EOY

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:15:53 2020 No.22705178 >Gay id Fuck, I'm selling

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:17:29 2020 No.22705213 File: 1018 KB, 1080x793, 1599512353742.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22705178 lmao this nigga gaaaaaayyyyy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:17:39 2020 No.22705218 >>22704778 nice larp

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:17:40 2020 No.22705219 >>22705161 Kek decided to btfo of my opinion unfortunately

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:21:19 2020 No.22705286 >>22705161 your ID looks like a turd tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:23:26 2020 No.22705328 >>22705286 oh no no no

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:24:38 2020 No.22705354 File: 9 KB, 250x241, 1558285324507s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22705286

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:24:40 2020 No.22705355 >>22704764 No please don't be true. I bought at 17

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:26:58 2020 No.22705411 >>22705134 haha faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:30:34 2020 No.22705488 >>22704719 welcome aboard lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:32:24 2020 No.22705523 >>22704683 There have been that many literally for months, i feel like this is part of the scam...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:34:20 2020 No.22705569 >>22704683 >enough jobs for all of us I hate it when crypto companies require 2-3+ years of experience. 3 years ago the company didn't even existed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:36:01 2020 No.22705604 >>22705569 >ID: loss Rolling for B1GM4C

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:37:02 2020 No.22705618 >>22705604 A 7 and a bunch of adjacent near-alphabet-end letters, not what I was expecting but still interesting, this must mean that Sergey is near completion of his contract with Alphabet company

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:37:23 2020 No.22705630 >>22705604 only good IDs here: >>22705134 >Gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:37:50 2020 No.22705638 Oh yeah and they're also in the middle of the great "chainlink hackathon" trying to get people to actually use the token for more than just investment. https://hack.chain.link/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:39:35 2020 No.22705680 >>22704683 I legitimately have a hacker rank for one of these positions sitting in my inbox right now. Not sure if it would be worth it leaving my comfy faang job for

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:39:55 2020 No.22705695 >>22704683 And all on the sergey basic salary of $1m before bonus. How the frick are they going to sell enough tokens?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:40:01 2020 No.22705699 >>22705638 >c0w There's the beef patty I was looking for

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:41:04 2020 No.22705726 >>22705134 Ouch!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:47:26 2020 No.22705866 File: 68 KB, 960x720, 1558500123171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22705134 big if true

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:47:56 2020 No.22705878 >>22705134 >D.O.B: King Gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:51:38 2020 No.22705961 >>22705134 Hahaha gay in your id

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:53:06 2020 No.22705989 >>22704683 >mass hiring is fud

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:54:34 2020 No.22706020 >>22705134 >all the people replying to this guy doesn't realize that chainlink is the official LGBT coin

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:55:37 2020 No.22706043 File: 1.09 MB, 1125x1634, 1563490793258.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22705134 NO MORE CHAINS, ONLY LINKS

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:58:18 2020 No.22706086 They can't even find people wanting to work for them, just scroll down here https://jobs.outlierventures.io/companies/chainlink No one wants to be a technical writer or community manager. There is literally no demand

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 21:25:50 2020 No.22706571 >>22704778 get back to work thomas

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 21:30:34 2020 No.22706669 >>22704683 >maybe the real LINK was the friends we made along the way

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 21:31:47 2020 No.22706691 >>22706043 INTERLINKED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9uWSHWcHag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 21:32:59 2020 No.22706710 >>22706086 Why yes, I also enjoy shitting on the streets of Mumbai. We must be related!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 21:33:19 2020 No.22706717 Based me applying for a role with a top 10 degree

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 21:33:21 2020 No.22706719 >>22705989 kek, you beat me to it. We're finally here

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 21:34:57 2020 No.22706752 File: 61 KB, 148x204, Capture3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sell that meme coin buy UNI

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 21:35:58 2020 No.22706768 File: 47 KB, 396x385, 754F7129-4D0F-4065-93B3-E9ECCD6163CE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /biz/ should send in a bunch of joke applications related to Big Mac production

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 21:37:44 2020 No.22706800 Is serg looking for any jannie positions? Would you do it for free?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 21:39:24 2020 No.22706832 >>22705134 >>22705042 Whats really going to bake your noodle later is when you realize the faggot on top of him (kek) is named Royal Ass 2 Mouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 21:42:57 2020 No.22706893 >>22705134 hahahahah Gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 21:43:01 2020 No.22706895 File: 94 KB, 899x533, ruthbasedyoujustwinsburg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm the head of institutional lending for Kleros

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 21:48:24 2020 No.22706989 >>22705134 Based and gaypilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 22:24:06 2020 No.22707663 File: 56 KB, 868x935, 1586999189101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22705134 just how many people can they fit in that po box in the cayman islands?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 22:51:26 2020 No.22708117 >>22705695 Because it’s going to $50 by Christmas

Anonymous Mon Sep 21 22:53:05 2020 No.22708146

>>22704683
Fuck you guys for trying to drive retail to walk the price up so your faggot whale bosses can restart their futures hedged shorting and treat Linkies like cum cows. Fuck you. This isn't even normal bullish LINK posting. It's off. Like the savage shit posting of late. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 22:53:10 2020 No.22708147 >>22706086 > there's no demand for jobs in a recession cope

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 22:53:46 2020 No.22708158 >>22705134 stop FUCKING dumping on me sirGAY

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 22:55:55 2020 No.22708192 File: 106 KB, 640x853, DA142BBC-BAC5-4679-A652-C7DA629239D7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22708146 Based reverse fudder fudding the other fudders

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 23:00:33 2020 No.22708283 File: 7 KB, 275x183, 2Q==.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22704719 You are hired.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 23:04:25 2020 No.22708344 >>22708147 cope

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 23:47:37 2020 No.22709029 >>22708344 checked but cope

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 00:19:23 2020 No.22709480 >>22705161 Sir gay is taken seriously

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 00:39:45 2020 No.22709765 File: 118 KB, 400x400, 1600578505802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22705286

Anonymous Tue Sep 22 00:47:11 2020 No.22709848

>>22704683
I don't care about hires, I don't care about literal who partners, I don't care about muh github or pivotal, I don't care about new future features, fuck all that.
For three years we've been promised staking, reputation, mixicles, TEEs, threshold signatures, etc. etc. etc. and all we got so far is fucking basic bitch averaging.

Fucking ACTUALLY RELEASE SOMETHING ALREADY

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 00:50:09 2020 No.22709883 File: 163 KB, 505x616, RudeChloe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22709848

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 01:03:48 2020 No.22710079 File: 409 KB, 979x920, 1587239778723.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22704778 My dad works at the internet and he says you don't, actually

Anonymous Tue Sep 22 01:05:53 2020 No.22710110

>>22705134
>>22706020
I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 01:06:23 2020 No.22710118 >>22705134 This

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 01:07:27 2020 No.22710129 >>22705134 LOL

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 01:59:39 2020 No.22710832 >>22705134 Sergey is looking for OP (you)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 02:17:13 2020 No.22711017 >>22709848 unfortunately this. all vaporware at this point

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 02:20:33 2020 No.22711052 File: 316 KB, 1091x1152, 1550562149495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22710110 absolutely haram

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 02:23:21 2020 No.22711090 >>22704683 I have a second interview for a position later this week, wish me luck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 02:38:39 2020 No.22711315 File: 12 KB, 255x224, 1599492560866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22705134 When you straight but kek know you aint

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 02:44:50 2020 No.22711387 File: 185 KB, 626x574, 1595191622916.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22705134 >KiloGay As expected from Linkmarines, gay people on every corner

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 02:45:49 2020 No.22711391 >>22704703 Right? >what do you do for a living? I’m in Cryptocurrency >Oh, so you make money buying and selling coins? No, I work for $19/hr as head of PR for Chainlink

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 02:50:49 2020 No.22711451 File: 16 KB, 240x320, Gay-B-Gon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22705134

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 02:53:55 2020 No.22711489 I just bought more link

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 02:59:55 2020 No.22711554 Give me a funny ID

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 03:03:00 2020 No.22711594 File: 28 KB, 233x188, 105256.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22711554 Shut up MEG

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 03:06:08 2020 No.22711634 >>22711594 I hate family guy

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