/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's time, elites are cashing out

ignore anime threads

>>22691850

me no make money

>>22691850
>>22691882
People need to stop reading 1984 and get into Brave New World. This shit was foretold

WE ARE GOING DOWN BOYS BUY SQQQ NOW

>>22691877
ANIME

>>22691882

>>22691909
The FaG index, I’m buying more TQQQ because I’m not a fucking pussy

>>22691877
This thread was first by a couple of seconds either way

>>22691897
based and somapilled

SQQQ is a hold until November

it keeps going down

I will be the king of clown world

>>22691882
>>22691952
>>22691850

I'm done
fuck you all..

What the fuck happened to SLV?

>>22691954
Sure you do that while I watch and laugh

>>22691896
me make money but MONEY GO DOWN OOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

To start im new to options. A week ago I bought RDS.A puts when it was trading at Round $28. I still have time on thees contracts but think today is the day to sell. Thees things feel so risky.

>>22691986
What was your last trade?

>>22691985

>>22691986
Have you learned any valuable lessons?

the zoomer suicides will be grand

>>22691986
Stop gambling on options

DOCU going up on a bad red day for the first time in a while. It's so oversold.

>>22691965
The Feelies tho

>>22691986
etf did you do

>>22691989
Good question

>>22691986
Can you start an ETF so I can buy puts?

>>22691954
>I’m buying more TQQQ during a clear down trend for the last 3 weeks and no clear bottom (especially since PE's are only more inflated than ever)

are you insane?

All aboard the FAZ + SQQQ train

>>22691989
Funny dollar line go up

I'm only here because I just want the stock market to crash again because it hurts Trump politically. Anything that hurts him politically will increase the chances of his re-election failure, thus sparing this country another 4 years of his incompetence and narcissism.

So, with that said... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH BURN CRASH BURN CRASH BURN CRASH BURN RED LINE GO DOWN SEETHING BULLFAGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRASHING THIS MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS!

never sell. do you really think apple, microsoft, amazon, facebook, nvidia, etc are not going to be at the forefront of the markets in 6 months - 1 year? of course you dont, you arent a permabear retard doomer, thats why you bought TQQQ. buy the dip, buy the crash, shut the fuck up, make money

>>22692009
With options holding for a long time is risky, usually you want to take profits asap.

>>22691986
>Risk Level: Safe
At least you are unlikely to continue losing :)

Is this really related to bank liquidity, and if it is why are banks so incompetent at maintaining liquidity

>>22691986
yikes man, everyone told you to sellback in early september

now?

>>22691986
wtf did you buy $31k in options?
fucking yeet or die?

>>22692095
Liquidity is not profitable

God American commercials are so painfully cringe and bluepilled

>>22692083
I want a crash because I bought puts, but to each their own I guess.

Why is apple going up? :[

>>22692024
yes yes the NWO looks exactly like a white woman walking comfortably around some suburbs and not a concrete anthill filled with bugmen, trust us goy

>>22692090
at 35x multiples earnings 2 years from now were already priced in

Remember anon-kuns

>>22691954
look man, i bought the dip with like 40% of my cash (thankfully good job for more income) but let me tell you, DO NOT buy more TQQQ right now. we are going down lower. wait for a BIG fucking dip/crash or at least only put in 1% of your cash daily/5% weekly. i am this guy >>22692090
and even i am currently waiting with my cash/buying SQQQ

>>22692090
BUT I WENT WITH FUCKING 20X LEVERAGE I NEED MONEY NOWWWWWWWWWW

>>22692095
they aren't making money
no one wants a loan, the housing crash is coming to, they're preparing for hard times

>>22692167
Why the FUCK is PTON still going up every red day? It's up 6.75% today.

>>22692157
right so they just walk the line and if things get fucked up they go begging to Jerome?

trump will win

raise your hand if you sold SQQQ last week like a retard

>>22692024
That's some of the creepiest shit I've ever seen. Who is this supposed to appeal to?

I have $1k to blow, what should I buy? Already heavily into WKHS and DPHC

>>22692227
raise your hand if you bought SQQQ today like a retard

>>22691986
>Sprint
That's all I need to know you're bad with money.

>>22692009
This is what options calculator tells me about my trade. DESU it looks good even if I hold to expire but I am scared that the stock jumps back up for some unknown reason. Is this the options life?

>>22692206
nobody can say they didn't learn from 2008...

>>22692175
and in 2 years 100x will be pricing in earnings 7 years from now. ai, machine learning, automation, streaming, advertisements, hardware. none of this is going ANYWHERE, it is only going to get much, much bigger
fucking. dumbass.

>>22692227
I'm even worse than a retard, I sold last week and I bought at the top today!

>>22692236
Imagine thinking pol isn’t right because it scares you

>>22692239
GME if you want to gamble. Odds aren't bad, its so low priced there isn't much to lose.
Or you can buy boats and casinos, they are pretty low too, and have much upside - Carnival, Wynn resorts, etc.

>>22692203
Me waiting to buy my first house
My uncle waiting to buy his 2nd house for landparasiting

>>22692257
Screen cap your own post so you can act like it wasn't you later

Assemble your portfolio like mine in order to make it

t. Bought 20k CLF options on Margin

>>22692236
>the great reset

I imagine it’s suppose to appeal to ghouls?

>>22692267
Be careful extrapolating from that graph. It does not take changes in IV into account and that's the one thing that can fuck you hard

>>22691921
We need an official unique biz smg anime girl first

>>22692267
what website is that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYpz3abAk98
Are you ready for the powell hour

>Cleveland-Cliffs Inc
>NYSE: CLF
>6.10 USD −0.84 (12.16%)

Why is there no Anime ETF? That shit would never go down.

>tfw accidentally bought SQQQ 9/25 29c instead of 10/2
FUCK. save me jerome

>>22692327
optionsprofitcalculator

>>22692308
pffft I cant even figure out what a call or put is and I've watched at least 6 videos on youtube.

>>22692310
fuckin smoothskins wouldnt understand.

>>22692222
Checked and based

>>22692352
>The 7 analysts offering 12-month price forecasts for Cleveland-Cliffs Inc have a median target of 5.50, with a high estimate of 10.00 and a low estimate of 2.51.
>The median estimate represents a -20.75% decrease from the last price of 6.94.

>>22692287
This pump isn't going anywhere
You're fine if you bought at any point today
Hold until November at the earliest

>>22692327
optionsprofitcalculator dont com

>>>>22692314
Wait my IV changes I thought only EV changes over time. AAHHHH i have so much to learn.

>>22692365

>>22692083
This is true. Many people in positions of power want this to happen. They have been pushing this narrative for months. The market will go down through the election.

>>22692352
>>22692386
>What is Zacks rating of CLF?
>Zacks Rank Sell 4

>>22692365
Will print

>>22692327
lemonparty

>>22692321
There are rules for creating anime girls which can draw power to you, but most importantly to your gains. Consider the conservative anime waifu who is the safe investor. She plays market average and her returns are about average. Your game is to beat her returns. So...when she loses, you both win! In fact, she's always impressed at your insight.

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that thought we weren't in a bubble
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that thought a major correction or crash wasn't on the horizon
imagine being this much of a retarded bull

I bet end of day will be green though

>>22692377
Think about it like live horse betting
The lower the odds of the horse winning the more money you make if it does win

>>22692083
fucking immensely based

>>22692439
>stonks down for 2 days
>this is a crash or a correction brosefs...

>>22692444
Buy TQQQ then

>>22692083
Here is another version of this narrative.

>>22692394
>Wait my IV changes
Every 1% change in IV causes your premium to move the amount of Vega and that can happen anytime. It's the basis for things like IV crush where a stock price can go in your direction but because of a collapse in IV you still lose money. Look at Vega and divide it by the current premium to see the percentage change on the price of your option you'll get with a 1% change in IV. Note that IV is particularly high right now so most likely it will go down which will lower the price of your option

>>22692393
I hope you're right anon, I really do

>>22692463
Stocks have been down for weeks
Ever since the SoftBank dump it

>>22692083

>>22692308
>2023 expiries

>>22692463
>>stonks down for 2 days
where were you the past 2 weeks anon?

>>22691952
>shit like this being pushed
>banks lend infinity money with zero reserve

And people still dont own fucking guns...

NGMI

why line doesn't go up

>>22692456
call is betting the horse goes up?
and puts is betting on the horse going down?
call and puts are minimum 100 shares?

>>22692095
No. Like I don't know why people don't realize reserve requirements have been slashed to zero still. That means the fucking 3 trillion or whatever in cash banks hold with the fed gets paid out interest now, when it didn't before coronavirus. Banks are the fat child who sucks all the money out of the government titty and their book to value ratio is so fucking low right now, you're retarded if you're not buying them.

>>22692463
> 2 days
2 weeks, auto-correct anon?

>>22692407
Last time it happend it wasn't some kind of insider job. The housing market crashed and most of the people that were at fault got saved by the bush administration. It's more like a shitty economy leads to people voting for change.

>>22692463
>>22692494
>>22692500
hes just a permabull, of course he has brain damage

>>22692495
What a piece of shit human being

>>22692509
QE a meme

AAPL been going up the last hour, good time to buy cheap puts again for end of day dump

do you think that the con-artist Musk has something in his sleeve for tomorrow?

GME is climbing back up again

ACTUAL thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfkts0u-m6w

>>22692546
A machine that lets you read the minds of pigs, so they can tell you what color they like and what music they listen to.
This is not a joke, it will be shown on stage. With live pigs.

the pain bros...

>>22692267
fuck you

t. RDS shareholder

KTOV STEALTH MOONING
THIS IS FINALLY IT, BUY NOW

I'm financially ruined.

Is... Is this the ultimate crab?

>>22692576
>A machine that lets you read the minds of pigs, so they can tell you what color they like and what music they listen to.
>This is not a joke, it will be shown on stage. With live pigs.
Brilliant. You can just make shit up. Say whatever you want it's not like the pigs can deny it. TSLA to 500 EOW

reminder that apple jumped to about $100 due to absolutely destroying Q2 earnings. that is unironically the fair price and good support. we of course could break that given a total market crash, but dont be memed into thinking thats still hyper overvalued

If it is so clear for you that the stock market is a bubble, why don't you sell all your shares?

>>22692090
IM NEVER SELLING!

>>22692024
>globalism led to the economic crisis
>the answer is more globalism
The fucking retards will eat this up, won't they?

>>22692159
They literally tell you to do things. It's kind of insulting.

LAC dipped hard but is coming back now

My sqqq calls are in the money but my few remaining long positions are eating so much shit I’m still negative today fuck

>>22692439
>TSLA was +4% pre market
>TSLA was -4% mid-day
>TSLA is now 0%
think I might start livestreaming TSLA 1m candles to the theme from Benny Hill

>>22692090
My worries is that I would be caught bag holding for years

>>22692083
The great reset is basically this: An engineered stock crash to shuffle market players and hopefully put the old guard back on top.

If I was an investin' man I'd say that the great reset is not gonna happen, or not like it's being advertised. This year has been a series of attempts to re-concentrate wealth into more controlled hands. Each attempt has pushed wealth into the strangest places. I genuinely believe that the great reset as attempted will result in the replacement of market leaders in many sectors and not a whole hell lot more.

No matter what the market has to say about it, the food will still arrive, trade will still commence. There is no singular value sink anymore. We are moving very quickly back to bartering on negotiable terms.

>>22692159
>God American commercials are so painfully cringe and bluepilled
They're like Nigerian 419 scams. Specifically engineered for retards cuz only retards pay attention.

Can GME please just dip below $8 already so i can feel justified in waiting to buy the dip

>TSLA
Masayoshi back at it again BOYS

>>22692669
The great reset already happened in March when the political elite shut down the economy and killed small to medium businesses and the top tech oligarchs consolidated the market to grow even bigger permanently. It's over, they won. Now kneel and swear allegiance to your black masters.

>TSLA back to green
where are the fucking retards who called me out when I said it was a shakedown?

I'm completely out the loop; why the huge drop today?

>>22692470
Thanks for that I'll have to check up on that Robinhood never showed me any Greeks for my trades. I hope I wont have to figure thees out on my own for every trade in the future.

I ended up selling when I saw RDS.A rallying up back to 26.20.

For my first options trade I think i did pretty good.

10/2 put at 27.50 -> $110 collateral -> sold for $310 -> 210 profit
10/9 put at 26.50 -> $650 collateral -> sold for 1050 -> 450 profit

Total gains of $ 660 to invest into dividend stocks. Feels good man.

ITS GOING UP!
LAW OF ATTRACTION
POGGERS ENERGY

V shaped recovery when?

>>22692709
Japan played the long game I see.

>>22692771
Fuk yeah, good job anon!

Market is pricing in a second wave today. Look at the shit that is up. Zoom, paypal, Peloton. Price movments not possible by retail alone. They are expecting more shutdowns.

>>22692589
Don't worry friend im an RDS.A holder also. I traded the options to offset my losses current losses.

>>22692752
I really don't have to. I can refuse to trade with oligarchs entirely except for a few utilities, and we work on undermining those players. That coronameme woke up a lot of entrepreneurial spirit and a drive to forcefully disrupt.
There will be no bowing.

>>22692704
there are no shares left to short with.
It's going to form a cup and handle as usual.

if you're still not in, then when the fuck will you ever jump in

should i take the L or hold?

>>22692761
Deep OTM call manipulation Japanese boomer kino is back at it again
>>22692709
Softbank lost a lot of money to WeWork.

Time to pump boys

>>22692801
More like they are expecting 'work from home' to stay.

>>22692704
It’s honestly a awesome stock to do the wheel on right now if you have 900 bucks, you sell put make 60 profit guaranteed, get executed on.next dip, then sell call for 80 then either dip continues or you still pocketed 160 if it skyrocketed back up

>>22692815
I cancelled my order at $9 10 minutes before open hoping to snag some more shares for the same price, now that its climbing back up again it feels like i wasted my time waiting

>muh dividends
Grow up and sell premium for income like an adult.

Buy Microsoft? The Bethesda deal looks so nice.

Only down 3% today, still up on week month year. What's everyone freaking out about?

>>22692865

>>22692206
Yes.

>>22692828
While the rest of the market is in a downtrend? No, these are febuarary movments. Doesn't mean it will happen, market is not a psychic, but I would be careful.

>>22692201
Second lockdown is good for them retard

WHY THE FUCK DOES GOOG CONTINUE TO SELL OFF FOR NO FUCKING REASON?!

>joke and say ill save the market by buying a SPY put
>actually buy a SPY put
>SPY starts climbing
POOMP EET

How do you guys manage to focus on your job and the market at the same time?
... you DO have a.job, right?

>vix going down
>USD going down
funs over i guess

>apple goes green
>people think this is the bottom
I'm a bagholder and I'd love for it to be the bottom, but I know it isn't.

AAPL 9/25 PUT $100 strike

buy now best deal since last week! its under $70, should be $110+ sometime today

>>22692865

>>22692877
It's fun to AAAAA post.

>>22692825
dollar and VIX both going back up, NASDAQ back down. There may be an EOD pump, but it's certainly not happening yet.

>>22692921
Opposite timezones, yes, I barely sleep anymore.

>>22692807

>>22692285
If the market prices in all value from now until the heat death of the universe, then the value of the market is only limited by the supply of money available to purchase, since all money that is available should be in the market.

>>22691909
predictions? its shunned here for some reason, i know they expire but theyre going to be worth something when it crashes

>nvda green
Is it over?

>>22692921
wtf is a job

>>22692852
Im still somewhat new and havent dipped my toes into options since its so high risk from what ive read if you guess wrong.

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>>22692709
>>22692761
I got shaken off when it hit my pussy sell limit at $420.69. Felt justified when it went down to $350. Feel like shit now.

>>22692928
stop giving your bags to other anons reddit

>>22692090
Yes. I really think they will fail. Global economy hasn't recovered from 2008. Europe and America is collapsing. Little bussiness have no chances and will go bankrupt soon, they will drag bigger bussiness with them and people won't have money to buy expensive shit. So yes, tech is rekt too. They don't win money magically.

>>22692801
you mean they are expecting lockdowns

if bidens wins nobody will ever to leave their basement ever again sorry folks

>>22692921
Focus on my job? I work in QC, it doesn't require being very attentive or more than like 2hrs of actual work a day.

>shoe companies all down
confirmed 2nd lockdown coming soon!

HEY HEY YOU GUYS:

If I want to buy One and only One stock, should I buy the most shares I can in one shot? or should I buy them many times in lower quantities to see where the market price goes?

>>22692608
But I did anon. I only invest in pokeman cards

I think... we're gonna make it.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/20/health/cdc-coronavirus-airborne-transmission/index.html
>"an important addition to the reports of large outbreaks that were clearly a result of transmission by aerosols that travel more than 6 feet."
lockdown x100 incoming. invest in air purification.

BUY CLIS WHILE IT'S CHEAP. APP RELEASE COMING THIS MONTH

>>22692608
It could keep bubbling.

>>22692968
I doubt it, but I am hopeful

>>22693021
The latter

>>22692090
I think those companies will remain at the forefront but I don't think that will stop one of Wells Fargo, HSBC or Deutsche Bank from failing... sorry lad.

>>22693000
But I want to enjoy the cool weather, bros...

>>22692542
Yep. Which ones you looking at?

>>22693036
No way. Masks are already a thing.

>>22693036
A hundred years into the future, on a distant planet ...
>hey guys, remember that one time humanity destroyed 50% of the economy, so they can save 1% of the population, mostly old fools? haha man we were dumb back then!

>>22693036
Fuck dude so they're taking away my GODAMN juul is what I am getting from this.

IS ANYONE BUYING OR IS EVERYONE putting their BOBO suits?

>>22692914
I am down 10% on this shit already

Okay lads, I'm still trying to wrap my head around something from March. The Fed dropped the reserve requirement for banks, yeah? And the Fed also increased its offering in the overnight repo market as the lender of last resort. Don't both of those actions accomplish the same thing? Or rather, if the Fed still had to intervene in the repo market despite the complete lack of reserve requirements, doesn't that mean we were a hair's breadth from a liquidity crisis that would have killed the banking system? It just seems to me that both those actions together are insane, notwithstanding that dropping the reserve requirement is itself a special sort of insanity.

European market absolute trash, no growth. American could be better

>>22692761
Bought at 420 for memes and battery day.
Haven't sold since because I know this stock is stupidly volatile so it would only be a matter of time before line go up again.

>>22693036
>be scared forever goyim
>the little germs are gonna get you!
>only dr nosenbalm can save you goy
>ill give you a special price for the vaccine

>>22693103
I'm buying RKT and SOXL. I might buy SLV and X too.

What's a good cheap stock to pick up? I feel like gambling a thousand bux.

>>22693115
in March we were 6 months away from a liquidity crisis

>TSLA chart doing a TSLA logo again
based

If you haven't sold don't sell now. All my short term sentiment signals are starting to point to undervalued Nasdaq. It can still go lower but this is when you hold and if you have cash start buying the dip slowly

>>22693115
>numbers on screen is INSANE
yep im bullish af now.

pink levels are rising...

>>22692992
your loss

>>22693150
Now it's six months after march so we're in the middle of a liquidity crisis. This is why the dollar is so valuable.

>>22691806
>Over the weekend, China’s Ministry of Commerce laid out penalties for companies and individuals it deems to be “unreliable entities,” including potential restrictions on staffing and investment in China, curbs on imports and exports, and fines.
>“There’s the broader macro risk that this might be China starting to become more combative in its use of sanctions,” said Edward Park, deputy chief investment officer at Brooks Macdonald. “That wasn’t really on the markets’ radar.”

FUCKING CHINKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22692365
Bought 3 9/25 29c SQQQ to stand in solidarity with you brother

>>22693149
GME

>>22692981
They said this morning that they'll begin training in November though?

How do I burn the stock market?

>>22693149

unironically GME

>>22693103
Buying SQQQ CALLS

>I bought NKLA puts expiring 9/18 three months ago
>LITERALLY THE NEXT DAY this happens

Buy the coming dip, lockdown 2.0 is coming, perfect time to buy

KTOV IS STEALTH MOONING GET IN NOW

>>22693103
holding sqqq calls

>>22693219
>>22693244
Thanks lads

Ok, my credit is in the shitter but my parents are willing to cosign something for me to build credit. So which would be a better option for building my credit up, an unsecured 24 month loan or a credit card?

>>22693101
>'Hey guys, remember that one time humanity nearly collapsed because people ignored the warnings about coronavirus side effects and a lot of people died in the second wave?

my testicle analysis is telling me were near the bottom of the downward channel, not an optimal time to short QQQ just yet

>>22692994
But what if, and this is just a theory, what if they do have the so-called magic money.

>>22693310
Credit card. Just use it to pay for gas and groceries.

>they thought the horse was going to dump
lol no that's not how this works sorry bobo

>>22693310
Just get a credit card but only use it like a debit card. Free credit.

>>22693335
fucking l-o-l

>>22693355
Thanks anon, will do.

>>22693340
your testicular analysis is shit

>>22693355
>>22693310
What credit card is good if you're just using it like a debit card?

>>22692600
checked
yes

>>22693335
A lot of elderly, niggers and fatties. its a bit of a stretch to call them people.

>>22693399
Chase slate card was the first I got. Then I got their cash back card a few months later

>>22693271
>ktov
anon how long have you been bagholding for?

>>22693310
probably credit card. also how do you not have one already? its pretty much fundamental these days and convenient as fuck

use it to buy only things you can afford and pay it off. how do you buy shit like gas and online purchases now? are you using a debit card? thats fucking risky. credit card companies assume all the liability if your shit gets stolen or hacked.

I'm betting on tobacco!

>>22693335
holy shit bro you need to dilate ASAP

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I hope CLSK anon is smiling in heaven

I should have bet against America

Tesla making a huge comeback after the massive morning dump.
Anticipation for tomorrow is huge, feels like Tesla will explode.

>>22691806

My comfy holds

CRISPR
BLUE
VRTX
EXEL
BMY

>>22693340
qqq is taking a breather while overall market is down the tank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k30rSBD4DU

>>22693399
American Express Gold.

>>22693392
whats that one giant dildo of volume buying? its institutional but what the fuck are they buying right now? is anything in nasdaq pumping

>>22693410
Couple months ago My grandpa went in for food poisoning from eating bad herring and the doctors there tried their best to kill him. Luckily he’s okay now and never got the carona while he was there. My chad dad said be basically had to flirt with a nurse to get her to remove his feeding tubes

I have literally one dollar in my bank account

>>22693436
My credit is bad, I have 7 months of credit history and 2 defaults I believe. I just can't get a card and never bothered to fix my credit while I had the chance. Now I have to move out, and need credit, so my parents are helping me, thank god for good parents by the way I love them.

>>22693510
yes but how much in brokerage?

oh no WKHS bros

>>22693510
If you don’t have any debt then aren’t you still richer than most Americans

>>22693510
Wait for a dip in NAK

>>22693529
?

Are you guys buying the WKHS dip or is it going lower?

>>22692801
>They are expecting more shutdowns.

agreed, but they are wrong so I will get the last laugh.

>>22693399
anything that doesnt have a yearly membership cost. citi, chase, bank of america, wells fargo, they all have various deals or perk systems so just pick the one you like best. just make sure you have no annual fee. if tey have a 0% promotional intrest rate, pay only the minimum for a few months to pump up your credit score

>>22692921
>focus on your job
i focus after 1pm PST, when markets close. until then its just shitposting on /biz/ and watching charts. perks of being a boss for an entire region, not being micromanaged. its called trust. trust that i will accomplish my tasks. how it gets done, they dont give a flying fuck.

>Stoncks only go up!!!

>>22693489
i doubt it's accurate
investing.com has had weird volume stuff showing up ever since march

>>22693538
fuck nak, FUD'd out of that earlier today. Bought in at ~1.15

>>22693501
Like fish and chips? Or something lame like baked?

>>22693546
you missed the dip fren

>>22693527
None >..<

What you guys think of the pie feature on some trading apps? It basically allows you to pick a few stocks and then it autoinvests for you. Was thinking of just picking some decent blue chips and doing that rather than chasing memes.

>>22693522
defaults on what? card payments? car loan?

whats your score approximately? unfotunately the best benefit cards usually require higher scores.

I haven’t invested in over a week. Anything to be looking at?

>>22693522
My parents are rich as fuck and refuse to help me, think they're 'teaching me life lessons.' Consider yourself lucky.

>>22693103

I bought ERIC today. Feeling comfy as fuck. Will buy Russel 2000 when I recieve my dividends in two weeks.

Tomorrow has to be green bros we cant have 5 red days in a row

Is $NKLA a buy??

>>22693587
oof well you better use that last dollar to buy $ROPE

>>22693392
>retardcaveman.jpg

Sitting 100% in cash and watching the puts I sold slowly get eaten by theta. Imagine being a boomer oil investor or some gargabe.

>>22692873
Deal won't close until after 2020, but MSFT is making great moves and is at a decent price. Upside potential is high. Downside risk is low. Imo, dyor.

>>22693621

It's going to 0.0 dollars. It's a buy if you don't like money.

>>22693616

>what is The Gambler’s Fallacy

>>22693306

>>22693616
gambler's fallacy. Sell Rosh Hashanah, buy Yom Kippur.
>it's the jews

>>22693529
esplin plz

stocks only go up retards

if i have -600$ in my wf bank account can i open a chase bank account

>>22693644
not a big enough time frame
would be the most narrow channel ever

LADS WERE GREEN ON THE DAY

>>22693599
I had them close a card on me, and a student loan I believe. Both were sub <$500. My credit score is like 550-600 I want to say last time I checked

>>22693616

shorting is the only way to make money in stocks now. Shorting literally is the new paradigm of stocks.

I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere. Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!!

Short to -$0 !!!

Until not even 1 penny is left and then the QQQ ceo will owe me money :)

Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now? Omg like shorting is brilliant! QQQ will ofc go down forever.

You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you? Didn’t you hear?

$200 by end of minute, $50 by end of hour, $10 end of day, and triple digits back to sub 10 cents end of week!!

Shorting is the best way to success!! I’m writing a book on shorting. Shorters, bears and robinhood foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox

hey guys do you like shorting? Because I like LOVE shorting! Omg I love shorting so much!

I love talking about shorting the market and how much of a genius I am for posting brilliant ideas about being a silly bear and shorting hehe!

I love it how shorting is backed by technology too. Shorting is a new paradigm! I’ll short forever and everrrr ;)

Ive been shorting QQQ this whole time. I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into shorting the market and we are all making a lot of money together shorting QQQ and Tesla.

I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from shorting the market, a lot of them are making accounts in robinhood now because of me.

I can’t wait for this bear market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from shorting to buy a house and hopefully a nice car.

Shorting is the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm

dropped another 3,000 into the stock market today for the free money.

sell AAPL 9/25 100c right now? no way this goes to 110 before friday right?

>>22693621
no. I don't know if this is troll or not. but no.

>>22693606
in the same boat. all it has taught me is, use my youth to gamble like a degenerate in the stonk market. so far up 115% this year despite all these dips.

Should I sell DPHC now then buy it again at a dip or will it retain its momentum?

>>22693696
you can open multiple bank accounts with multiple companies

>>22693669
>>22693681
>>22693737
That requires that the events are independent which is not necessarily the case here.

>>22693365
Laught if you want. I'm from Spain and we are getting fucked. Young people too.

>>22693606
Sorry man, that sucks. I really do consider myself lucky, my parents are amazing.

>>22693736

>>22693716
its still a lot more reasonable than a 15% weekly drop, and has enough points to be somewhat predictive of the wednesday dump

>>22693669
>>22693681
>>22693737
When has 5 red days in a row ever happened though

>>22693719
>fuck i could've sold and gotten out of this shit

Just bought a msft call. What are the odds its above $209 by 17sep21?

>>22693786
have you thought of trying running water

>>22693800
>reasonable
wtf does that matter

>>22693681
This is a good plan.

>>22693719
sell now dead cat bounce

>>22693719
kek, based. how low did you go down to?

>>22693681
>Yom Kippur.
It's the Jews and the devil. It just won't go above 666

>>22693843
Wait guys...do you have water?

>>22691819
>>22691819
>>22691819
>>22691819
go here

>>22693806
Glad you asked.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Monday_(1987)

>>22693681
And stock markets aren't random and independent

I'm down over 50% on my REFR investment. REFR shill has been no where to be found since the plague came to America. I thought drug use was going up because of the pandemic? How can my pot stock keep going down?

>>22693966
REFRshill is now the CLF shill. Keep up Bagholder

>>22693103
buying palantir this week, thats it

>>22693722
well at that range your interest rate is going to be pretty bad but if you ahve cosigners you might be able to get better cards than you would by yourself otherwise

see if you can get something at least in the "fair" category

https://wallethub.com/credit-cards/fair-credit/

>>22693746
bruh. LEAPS
I only need AAPL to go above $130 before mid Jan 2023 to be sitting in the green... it will be $130 EOY

>>22693722
also you can always start with a shit card with bad interest rate now and in a year get a new better card after your score improves. just dont max out and get stuck paying that stupid high interest rate on something you couldnt afford to pay off

>>22693746
call or did you mean put? when did you buy and how much profit/loss are you holding

>>22693904
Was down 2.5k mostly on tsla put spreads, gonna wait till tomorrow and then sell out battery day hype hopefully

>>22693890
>>22693817
Don't worry I know what I'm doing

>>22694025
>>22694050
Thank you so much for the link anon. Will it help my credit score less if I'm not the primary signer? My parents are planning to pay about $2k off the card to help me out while I get on my feet, so it's just free credit building and I'm trying to get the best deal for just throwing money at something that will raise it.

>>22692239
AGQ calls

>>22693450
Bethero is far better than alea. Don’t compare that shit to this project.

>bought tqqq at $165
im holding, but fuck i hate waiting

>>22693997
>buying palantir this week, thats it
I thought it got moved to next week?

>>22693450
Features are far better than alea. Bethero provides many games in comparison to alea

>>22693806

Did you just start trading in May?

>>22694382
the kind of faggot that would buy a tesla would have a gay little dog like that.

Please buy NAK