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Im jewish

STOP THE BLEEEEEEEEEEDING
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!

>>22689261
any proofs?

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP
JUST FUCKING STOP SELLING OH MYGOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD,D333

TQQQ was a mistake. I'm financially ruined.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22689261
Nice, how do I become Jewish?

shorting is the only way to make money in stocks now. Shorting literally is the new paradigm of stocks.

I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere. Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!!

Short to -$0 !!!

Until not even 1 penny is left and then the QQQ ceo will owe me money :)

Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now? Omg like shorting is brilliant! QQQ will ofc go down forever.

You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you? Didn’t you hear?

$200 by end of minute, $50 by end of hour, $10 end of day, and triple digits back to sub 10 cents end of week!!

Shorting is the best way to success!! I’m writing a book on shorting. Shorters, bears and robinhood foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox

hey guys do you like shorting? Because I like LOVE shorting! Omg I love shorting so much!

I love talking about shorting the market and how much of a genius I am for posting brilliant ideas about being a silly bear and shorting hehe!

I love it how shorting is backed by technology too. Shorting is a new paradigm! I’ll short forever and everrrr ;)

Ive been shorting QQQ this whole time. I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into shorting the market and we are all making a lot of money together shorting QQQ and Tesla.

I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from shorting the market, a lot of them are making accounts in robinhood now because of me.

I can’t wait for this bear market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from shorting to buy a house and hopefully a nice car.

Shorting is the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm

I finally listen to /smg/ and buy GME today pre-market @$9.29
...I should have listened 3 weeks ago.

>>22689301
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
as well

>>22689309
afaik you need to cutoff a part of your dick

AHHHHH IM FINANCIALY BLACKED

>>22689346
Too late to comfortably short.
Too soon to comfortably buy.

>>22689337
I called off my order 10 minutes before open and am now waiting for it to drop so i can get more shares cheaper

>when le epic anime gook faggots buy the top yet again

U guys okay?

Fuck this shit, ima sell everything

>>22689249
My portfolio right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFVrOC8gOhU
I've fucking forgot about triple witching my fucking ass is burned today.

BIG RED DILDOS

I DONT UNDERSTAND SHIT BUT HIT THE BREAKERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

These SPY calls are getting awfully heavy anons, :/

>>22689358
I'm already circumsized though

Should I put 5k in pfe options? I've got a strong "feeling" they're gonna have the vaccine out soon

>>22689319
>Rebbit spacing

Holy shit TSLA

>>22689337
lmao thats when i sold

I can't make rent ;___; Oh my fuck whyyyyy

>>22689249

Soon

WHAT THE FUCK
WHY IS TSLA SINKING
WHATS GOING ON

Total fucking bullshit

The (((Great Reset))) is coming, the elite are taking profits ;)

When do i buy SQQQ calls? I missed it on friday. Should i wait for a meme pump today? Doesnt feel like its coming

How low can we go?

Is it a good time to buy now? I actually was waiting and hoping for a dip like this. Should I buy now or does it go lower?

FUCKKKKK

HAHAHA SUCK IT BULLS
BOBOS LETS PARTY

JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

>>22689249
Should i buy the dip or wait?

>>22689402
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Sonuvabitch! Why didn't I listen to myself when I posted Friday that I was liquidating at close!?!?

AHHH MY TESLA CALLS NOOOO

this crash won't end well

OMG I WENT ALL IN ON SQQQTHIS MORNING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Has anyone tried making big bucks on pharma lately? I don't see any pharma bros here anymore.

FUCK FUCK FUCK IT WONT STOP

Bank bros... are we gonna be okay...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP

lmao at tslatards

>>22689395
>tfw

DEATH TO QQQ

TSLA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I can't believe that I actually got away with this.

>>22689439
Suicide tier

>>22689447
>TECH TECH TECH
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH LIKE HOW IS THIS NIGGA FOR REAL JUST HOW HAHAHAHAHA

I AM GETTING ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED
MY PORTFOLIO IS BACK WHERE IT WAS AT THE END OF MAY
FUCK THIS SHIT
DO SOMETHING POWELL

>>22689488
I will buy Roche today. Your thoughts on this?

Which part of Israel are you from anons??

https://brrr.money

What’s a good stoploss? 8%? Fucking never ending bear slide.

>>22689114
Nah got immediately banned by the pol janny....somehow evading manadatory flu shots was a big deal to the pol janny (seems more like reddit mod behavior than a 4chan janny). Worst part about all this, classes are entirely online from your own home. A state college completely online, demanding flu shots. That part pist me off the most as none of my classes are on campus or even close to the campus itself.

Unironically not surprised this happened, it's become obvious the elites are trying to push the commoners which ever way they please.

>>22689326
Would close the remaining positions I have if that happens and I'm already nearly all cash.

DROP IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT

>CLF
BUT I READ THE HEADLINE OF AN ARTICLE THAT SAID IRON WOULD GO UP

I JUST BOUGHT A SINGLE CALL, I'M DOWN TWENTY DOLLARYDOOS BROS HOW AM I GONNA RECOVER

Thats it, I'm gonna save the economy and buy puts. Surely it will start going up then, surely.

>>22689482

He bought?
Crash it

oh no, the retarded anime nazis are losing money again
oh no no no
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WKHS chill bitch. Just go up like you usually do.

CLF?

Buy MICROSOFT.

HELP

That's it fuck this I am not even watching anymore. Fucking retarded algos and bankers.

>>22689424
POOR FAG

>>22689520
>https://brrr.money
Kek

I have this feeling this meme will win a lot of popularity the coming months.

BUY PUTS BUY PUTS YOU RETARDS REALIZE YOU CAN MAKE MONEY BOTH WAYS UP AND DOWN ON THE MARKET RIGHT STOP COMPLAINING

ACTIVATE ULTIMATE DEFENSE MECHANISM

CLOSE /BIZ/ AND DELETE TRADING APP FROM PHONE FOR A MONTH

SEE YOU GUYS IN A WEEK BYE BYE BYE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22689395
hold

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>22689540

>>22689559
ON WHAT

>>22689505
Nobody cares

>>22689505
I am happy for you to get excited over a $200 flip. I can't even get hard unless it's a +10,000%er.

>S&P hitting a monthly level
Uh-oh, don't break on us

>>22689387

SPX has broken support at 3250. We’re headed to 3100 before the next bounce.

>>22689424
Fren, unless its your literal job, don't be trying to make rent money on the markets :(

God fucking damnit. Im about to call it a day and pull out

>>22689543
That's what they get for believing the inflation meme. We're deflationary here. Gold to 1.2k

>>22689544
it must hit all the pathetic weak handed stop losses first anon

what the fuck is happening

Yup fuck this. Imma sit this bad boy out untill congress passes a stimulus fuck. Wiped all gains. Purely back to where I started. The Jews always win

>>22689531
>Would close the remaining positions I have if that happens and I'm already nearly all cash.
Got the wrong post replied to. Was replying to some anon begging for a circuit breaker.

Damn bruv.

WTF IS HAPPENING TO TSLA AHHHBHH

>>22689505

GOLD UNDER 1900

>>22689598

Go up you piece of shit

>>22689541
Wow. Im so glad i avoided it. Id have been major btfo'd in less than 2 hours. Wouldn't surprise me if battery day ends up being overhyped and TSLA. Drops to $330 again.

>>22689539
>he didn't buy $0.01 calls last week
>he didn't cash them out on Friday for 200% ^
I'm getting the same call a few weeks later.

I was smart enough to sell on September 1 but too greedy to stay away for the whole month. I bought back in September 10 right before cunt Pelosi cut the fiscal stimulus deal. It's been nothing but pain. I had 1500 of gains I'm only up 150 dollars

>>22689598
The supreme vulture's death won't let any stimulus pass

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

looks like a crash is on the menu if we get some sort of black swan type of news. what does everybody else think?

DID YOU TSLA FAGS THINK YOU COULD NOT JOIN THE PARTY?
WE ALL BLEED RED
WE ALL BLEED RED
WE ALL BLEED RED
WE ALL BLEED RED

V $195
>V $195
V $195
>V $195
V $195
>V $195
V $195
>V $195
ITS FUCKING OVER

>>22689383
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22689575
Sounds like some creepy ass Onions Green level shit

>>22689630
i bought at 1910, got stopped out at 1897. support didnt even remotely hold

>>22689631
You win bobo it was fun

FUCKING NKLA OUTPERFORMING EVERYTHING IF BOUGHT AT OPEN
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

Predictions on GME by EOD?

>>22689630
Why does gold correlate with stocks again?

>SLV

teslatards are being struck down for their hubris

>>22689614
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TESLA IS SUPPOSED TO BE PERMABULL 500 C BATTERY DAY

THERE IS NO FUCKING REASON FOR TSLA TO BE BLEEDING WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

>wake me up...when september ends~

>>22689675
Because this is a liquidity crisis. Banks need $.

>>22689640
DO you really think there is a chance that battery day is not overhyped?

Should I buy calls?

>>22689675
When big institutions need liquidity they sell off stocks. When they need even more they sell off gold.

>>22689529
Base it off a volatility indicator or ATR.

>>22689402
Nothing about that tsla pump made any sense. It was already cooling off from being wildly overvalued, how the fuck did it retrace a quarter of that in less than a week.

Prices got nuts from 366, I know this because this is exactly where I sold and am still salty about.

>>22689614

>can't sell anything because of 3 day trades already
>have to watch my money burn
>already down 34%

>>22689383
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22689550
nice

>>22689671
$7.50

campbell soup gang

>>22689671
i sold early morning and im buying in to get more shares than I started with

>>22689700
>Summer has come and passed
>The innocent can never last

>>22689710
>>22689722
This is so messed up!

REMEBER, TOMORROW JPOWELL SPEAKS
DON"T LOOK FOR A PUMP TOMORROW
ONLY RED

>>22689675
traditionally it was a hedge against stocks, but after coronavirus and the ridiculous stimulus its literally just became a regular asset like stocks. people had no where better to put their money since bonds were at record low yields, stocks were ATH and so gold was the last option for building wealth.
also what the other two said about institutions

>>22689733
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

Imagine what the stock market would look like right now if we didn't have nonzero interest rates and infinite QE.

Wtf happens if a company merges?

Like say you have 100 oracle stocks and then Microsoft buys them. Does your oracle get converted over to Microsoft

>>22689655
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

We just kicked off a Japan-style recession which will last for, at minimum, a decade. You're going to wish today was just an ordinary -20% crash.

>>22689249
Who here
>cashgang
And how long? Ive been cash for 3 weeks. Sold some long holds at 4% gains but saved myself over 7% in losses so far

Excellent

>>22689566
Based dub poster. I almost sold my $7 gme call for Jan 15 for 51 bucks profit... it was up 150 on friday... iron hands chad reporting in to hold through this dip

>>22689675
>>22689710
wrong, dont listen to the brainlets. Correlation doesn not equal causation

>>22689732
>can't sell anything because of 3 day trades already
you can always sell
you can't buy in again if your cash can't cover your buys

>>22689383
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this is the end bros

Starting to feel better about cutting bait on clf. Motherfucker keeps sinking. Good riddance.

>>22689614
>battery day
I am glad TSLA is tanking, but I take no pleasure in your loss.

>>22689402
oh god oh fuck
save me battery day

Does robinhood have their stock lines hit the high and low and not the close?

Something is fucky with tesla graph on their app.

>>22689732
those are the rules 6 million of my people died in the holocaust so you cant make more than 3 """"daytrades"""" a week.

>>22689675
Everyone is getting into USD after liquidating their positions. Gold is a hedge against inflation. Dollar demand up, gold goes down, at least this is my theory.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>22689759
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>22689517
Interesting, are you hoping for a covid cure?

>europoor
>liquidated all positions on september 1st
>money on broker is kept as USD
>dollar mooning

OOOOOOOOOO I'm green as fuck

SQQQ is fucking PRINTING rn

BUY MY STOCK /biz/!

>>22689387
>Big red dildos
>big red ID
AAAAAAA SELL IT ALL NOW AHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Make it stop

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH TSLA? DO THEY HAVE SOME INSIDE INFO OR WHAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

do i buy toilet paper now?

line goes down
line goes up
only matters when you sell

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

IT WASN'T OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

For all you niggers in bull call spreads, buy back the short leg of the spread for maximum gains when we swing back up

>Dollar pumping and looking super strong
>Market dies
Uh-oh

If only there were QQQ daily options so I could have made more money off the TSLA dip. Oh well, my eod SPY puts are printing (gonna sell at 320).

>>22689769
Don't' bet against America like this lol. We going down far, but it won't be any Japan. Thats a massive lack of understanding of the Japan issue.

>>22689746
>>22689700
>As my memory rests
>But never forgets what I lost

>more trillions darling?

Whoever fucking shilled LAC so hard, FUCK YOU.

Goddammit this market is absolute trash.

>>22689577
ANY TECH PARTICULARLY AAPL BECAUSE ITS HIGHLY LIQUID AND EASY TO SELL THE OPTIONS BACK IMMEDIATELY

>>22689786
Libor is fucked. We're having a liquidity crisis. QE is a meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4xcCO9v-Os&t=2023s

is there any chance i’ll break even on my tsla tomorrow or should i cut my losses

It should've happened back when the "rolling down a hill" hoax was unveiled.

Hello I am the fag spamming about JEF someone buy in with me I don't like to do it alone

>>22689675
Yes, but also DXY is up. DXY (dollar index), trades inversely with Gold. Theoretically this is because most gold is in the US, and as the dollar gets weaker foreign demand for it increases. But what another anons said about liquidity is also true. It is a loop of the two.

Anyone looking at comfy holding bonds?

Join me bond anons if we break the 50 day I’m all in and comfy

-8.23% today and we're only getting started

makes me want to kill some jews unironically

this sentiment is pretty bullish ngl

>>22689559
SQQQ is better. No chance of getting liquidated and you get to dab on techfags.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD "HATE" WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

>>22689786
>>22689890
Also window dressing. Forgot that.

>>22689842
No, its just reaility.

anons, I don't feel so good...

Someone tell me why I shouldn't get in on PSTH

What the FUCK is going on with WKHS, TSLA, and SHLL? They all started dumping hard at the same time for literally no reason whatsoever

Added lol

imagine being long on GME

that's worse than being long on Nokia, or Xerox

ONE

>Zero interest rate policy
>No reserve requirements
>Infinite QE
Imagine being the banks and STILL having a liquidity crisis.

>8 trading days left in September

>>22689949
>literally no reason whatsoever

>about to lose my life savings
About to lose my life savings

I dont even need it to go high it just needs to end the week above $408

>>22689897
Battery day will pump the stock. Then you'll see a quick dump once other bagholders like yourself try to cash out from the initial pump.

>>22689812
Not really although Roche brings a coronavirus quick test out next days. I just wanna buy as many recession proof companies and sectors as possible.

I am buying from the following sectors:
- Pharma
- Food
- Entertainment
- Arms
- Big tech

Roche exists in the Switzerland since the 19th century. Can't get more secure than that.

>>22689863
Screenshot my post and we'll see who's right in 6 months when it's still going down plus stagflation all over the headlines.

CLF fire sale discounts

I hope you are in Hard assets

>>22689972
It seriously is unless you can justify it

it’s been fun bros

>>22689958
kill yourself clf shill we dont want you here

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA shaped recovery

>>22689549
I already bought... At 220...

>TQQQ under 110
>soxl almost under 200
HAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>22690007
shut up and lurk moar pleb

DO I FUCKING SELL TQQQ OR KEEP HOLDING ON ITS GOTTA COME BACK UP EVENTUALLY WTF DO I DO?

Guys the fud is fucking with me. Are we finally going to be in a financial crises? Are the jews really going to allow this to happen?

420

>>22690003
6 months... come on anon the avg bear market is 2 years. Come back in 5+ years to get anywhere close to Japan lol.

BUY SPXL RIGHT THE FUCK NOW FOR MAXIMUM GAINS

>>22689867
>>22689746
>>22689700
>Drenched in my pain again
>Becoming who we are

>>22689488
>

I have decent positions in NOVO and AZN
t. eurofag.

>>22689337
Either GME is not going to work, and its a waste of your time at $9 and at $6... or its going to $20 some time in November, and buying now is still good.
The opportunity for big bucks is there, and all we need is for some huge dick capital to spot it and we can ride in the passenger seat as they squeeze. All you have to do is buy under $10, and hope that big money notices the opportunity.

I don't want to fomo into puts. Someone convince me.

MOMMY MAKE IT STOP PLEASE, THIS CANT BE THE CRASH I WAS GOING TO MAKE IT NO DEAR GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22689249
Is there a reason I should go with Robinhood versus Charles Schwab?

>>22689993
Check out Howard Huges Corp and Natural Gas services.

>>22690073
fomo into SQQQ puts

who else buying TQQQ at $80 eow?

Out of all my stocks UNH, DIS and JPM are eating shit the most today, you know it’s over when the boomer stocks are dumping

Guys guys stop panicking. Im seeing a gradual bounceback. Anyone else?

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

>>22689972
Fucking retarded niggerfaggot pseudointellectual, kys. I don't even own TSLA or WKHS, so I'm not coping.

So the Palantir IPO is going to pump epicly since there is pretty much nothing else to invest in in the market right?

>amazon staffers took bribes to prop up sketchy merchants
oooooo

PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER

THEY GAVE THE ZOOMERS 1200
NOW THEY WANT IT BACK
JEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSS

Paypal +2% Lol, clown market.

>>22690056
Key word being stagflation. That never recovers overnight.

Why is PTON invincible?

>>22689922
yeah i mean literally shorting or putting tech right now is going to be high probability for profit so just pick your method and do it asap

market makers are overbought and selling off like crazy

>>22689249
TSLA just dipped... do I buy into the meme?

>>22689976
Hello darkness my old friend

>>22690073
When the market is like this, puts are very expensive. It could crab or go down slower and you would lose.

TRUMP DO SOMETHING WTF

buy the dip frens
stocks only go up

>>22690009
>bakelite
>steel casings

Muh slavshit

>>22690049
buy high sell low kek
you knew what you signed up to, tqqq could be down (bellow ath) for a couple of years.

>>22690080
>Natural Gas services
I actually bought Antero Resources Corporation. But I will give them another look.

>>22690009
I got a hard asset right here for you

>>22689958
the fuck is this shitstock?

>>22690071
Big money is sitting by waiting for the requisite amount of suckers to lube their asshole up with GME hoping for a 20 price that never comes, so they can ream all of you at once. After that its all downhill forever until inevitable bankruptcy.

>hello darkness my old friend

>>22690137
Wait for eod. It'll pump at open tomorrow because battery day. People dumping right now are the ones who bought in last week and are using the hype for tomorrow's event to short.

W-was that the bottom..?

>>22689984
All the market bullshit, and uncertainty will shake most people out after a battery day high. I expect most post-split normies will make $75 and drop TSLA and go to dinner with the money and tell friends about how stressful the market it. They will all laugh, call their friend "a real wolf of wallstreet" and won't touch stocks again until they forget the pain of the market.

ZM +3%
WTF WHY

I'M SEEIN' RED
DON'T THINK YOU'LL HAVE TO SEE MY FACE AGAIN

>>22690128
> 2 years.
Who fuck said overnight nigger.

this is literally a TSLA shakedown there is literally no reason for it to go down, NKLA is getting delisted soon, battery day coming up, record breaking deliveries
don't sell you morons

I knew GME would start going down after I bought it.

fuck this shit I'm gonna swing trade cotton or something

>>22690137
lmfao i bought at 410, literally free mony wtf

i think this market needs some more BIG RED DILDOS

>>22690071
gme will at least bounce back to 10.

>>22689976
SQQQ or puts on TSLA/AAPL/MSFT/NVDA/AMD etc

>>22690066
>>22689746
>>22689700
>>22689867
>Like my father's come to pass
>Twenty years has gone so fast
>Wake me up when September ends

>>22690195
that is a man

Is this the bottom?

AAAAAHHHHH

Microshit it at a 3 month low, might be a good time to buy shares of it since it owns Betheshit.

>>22690245
March lows are unironically the only real support.

>>22690229
Almost same, let's buy bitches and alcohol.

>>22690009
>tfw calicuck and cant order bakes online despite our unconstiutional ban already being struck down and declared unconstitutional

ALLLRIGHTYYY boys im all cash what should i dump me shit into SHLL looking tasty looking for an un-stressful 1 month hold.

Hey Guys. How's it going?

>>22690218
how can battery day POSSIBLY live up to the hype at this point? TSLA will literally die tomorrow

>>22689669
Never bet against stupidity

If you think the USA markets are crashing, take a look at the German markets.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>22690245
Rejected.

>crash and burn day
Hmmm, time to think about buying

>>22690272
go away please

>>22689915
it hurts

>>22690221
GME is basically a meme now. I'll wait for it to dip harder and then buy some. Ride the pump a little and sell off when the PS5 comes out

If you want continued market termoil and chaos, by all means vote trump, if you want a moon mission vote for joe biden.

>>22690272
all in SQQQ before we fell off a cliff
up 2% :)

>>22690283
https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=geo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22689540
Global crypto credits incoming!

my sqqq calls arent doing anything. Did i buy the top?

FUCKING POWELL JUST PRINT 10 TRILLION DOLLARS YOU STUPID NIGGER

>>22690278
Retard people will buy in for battery day, it will pump during the day regardless of how well it turns out. Buy the rumor sell the news

>>22690315
Jesus Christ.

This "dip" has been going on for 2+ weeks now. /biz/ said it was temporary and to buy and don't sell.

How the fuck long is this going to last?

>>22690328
>https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=geo
Wow

Amazing site, didn't know it. Thanks!

WE /WHEELBARROW/ NOW

>>22690315
Some things are more important than money. Fuck Communist Joe and the Hoe and fuck you too

>>22690049
if you are down a ton, i would hold it, it will come back eventually. if you are barely down, sell it and switch to SQQQ for short term riding the wave.

stocks that are based on positive growth like TQQQ will eventually regain their value since the economy always grows over long term. just hold what you have and put extra cash into SQQQ for short term gains, and you will get your TQQQ gains back in 6 months or so

I mean I get that stocks would go down but WHY IS OIL GOING DOWN FFS

>>22690361
>Some things are more important than money.
Kek imagine thinking this.

>>22689395
I have a larger position than yours and 10/2 expirey ... I'll hold till tomorrow in hopes of a small pump, otherwise my hands are literally melting right now

Lmao the amount of retards ITT

>>22690315
we gonna dake the moon mission man, they got the men on the moons they arrr back in kansas sister where my city's arrr. and you know what they say about littlies.

>>22690245
Just look at S&P and buy when it's near 2950, if that breaks then it's fucked either way

>>22689447
based RLF holder. literally my rocket to the MOOOOOOOOOON

>>22690356
> Doing what Biz says.
Unironically could drop to March lows if no good news comes from Feds.

Fucking VOO down over 2%... even more than QQQ.
Do I just fucking sell this bag already? I wanted to wait at least a while for it to go up a little and then convert it to cash, but at this rate it's crashing down even harder than tech.

>>22690356
im staying cash with some SQQQ until oct is over, if they want to crash it that will be the time

>>22690374
Well, figuratively speaking that is

>>22690218
Multiply tesla stock by 5. Then ask yourself if it should be worth that price right now. One day maybe but 2000+ right now, fuck no.

>>22690352
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>>22690352
NEW

>>22690183
Its even under its 52-Week price range right now, and DCF fair value target is $25.
The company has enough money to keep itself away from bankruptcy even if it does literally zero business for a year.

>>22690272

Good, today is not pretty but YTD I'm way up. Not worried and holdng everything.

My two-year-old just hopped up on my lap and looked at my computer screen. Her reaction:
"DADA! PINK!"
"NO GREEN! PINK!"
I'm taking shit for my financial decisions from a two-year-old.

>>22690073
i just DCA'd into more puts. i bought AAPL puts for cheap on friday just before EOD, i bought more for just a tad more money like 20 mins ago.

i would buy some right now on discount as AAPL is artifiially pumping currently the past 5 minutes

you know AAPL is going to end up in the dumpster this week anyway so why are you questioning yourself

>>22690318
90% in TECS and SQQQ half a month ago.
Up about 20% :)

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>>22690069


buy RLF! relief therapeutics holding will at least double it's stock price over the next few months, get in here!

>>22690305
Total gain 6k, off 70k. How long have you been investing?

>>22690361
>Taking US elections at face value
Do you believe wrestling story lines are real too?

>>22690394
VOO is meant to be held ultra-long-term, ignoring any daily/monthly price fluctuations and trends. There are 1, 3, 5 year windows where VOO goes down, certainly, but there has historically been NO 10+ year windows where it has gone down. Hold it and invest into it on a regular, consistent basis until your hairs are gray and it will very most likely be up a lot by then.

>>22690455
Expiring when?

>>22690372

This is a clown day, everything is going down. We've seen many days like this post March and markets always recover.

>>22689753
ALL IN ON SQQQ

>>22690315
Negative shekels have been deposited into your account for this weakshit shilling. You actually owe us now. Expect a call from management.

>>22690195
I hope not or else my puts are fucked

>>22690372
>Why is oil going down?

Kek, where the fuck have you been anon?

>>22690073
look at the history for AAPL the past week, then past month. its a safe downtrend just buy puts

$100 strike 9/25 puts are currently $111, and will probably be worth double that by wednesday if you want to risk holding, or just sell end of day for like a 20% profit when they hit $130

>mfw dumped this morning

feels fucking good man, glad I listened to the doomsayers

>>22689441
Wait till tomorrow or at least the end of day, this shit is becoming routine at this point, every Monday is menstrual cunt red, Tuesday is burgundy, Wednesday gets green, Thursday sluggish green and Fridays craw.

Repeat next week, is all so tiresome, also invest in heavily soi infused stocks like Twitter, the sheep are not prone react on bad news, if any the shitier the news the more they invest

>>22690076
robinhood will let you buy and sell options and has a neat user interface

schwab will actually work and let you log in and place trades while robinhood says "server down" and sends you a "thanks for your patience" email

both are nice for their own reason

>>22690617
Is that an HTML5 supercomputer?

>>22690470
I started in April.

>>22690568
Thanks for your analysis anon. I bought some risky calls. Let's see how it goes.

>>22689753
what if he's going to bring another printer and brrrrrrr x2?

>>22690576
and i bought into Workhorse this morning, at first possibility. literally the highest price of today, fml

Anyone else gonna GTFO and just put money in Airlines and shit?

>>22690656
why do you need to optimize a processor for running html5.

>>22690696
those are good for short term flips because even during the day the line goes up. but i wouldnt hold that shit during the week unless you bought them at rock bottom price like $5 per call

>>22690831
Meant to say puts, I was distracted. Bought sqqq calls as well. Feel like gambling today.

>>22689424
You deserve it for using revolut and using it in light mode

>>22690408
who the fuck said anything about a $2 trillion market cap dude

>>22689424
I am more into crypto than stocks. what app is this?

>>22689993
Why Roche over Novartis?

>>22690179
Cleaveland Cliffs is an iron miner that can't make a profit it seems...

>>22689488
sava has been shilled here ever since they popped 33% last week. I bought 100

>>22690696
bought aapl 130c right after open. Am I retarded?

So I sold the little bit of my portfolio that was in CLF and got SQQQ this morning and it's already made up for it.

Do I... do I hold SQQQ through tomorrow? That's a lot of red.

>>22690656
Is an outdated and obsolete usb driver for an old apple monitor that I shorted and fried trying to diagnosed.

Pic related is the mother board, I am trying to learn electronics but is more sophisticated that I gave credit before.

Still, is fun.

Don't buy anything today, wait till tomorrow, I don't know what to buy that's the problem

>>22690872
good luck anon, hope we all win

>That feel when 67% cash
Feels good bros not gunna lie

Looking at chart
So what happens tomorrow?
Battery day?
Do TQQQ & Tesla shoot back up?
Looking at past trends, bag holders should recover, 6-12mos max if not sooner?

>>22689671
Green.

>>22689671
$8.56 EOD
$9.38 EOW

>>22689769
No, Unless US birth rate declines a japanese style recession wont happen.

>>22689769
Sell covered calls on your bags and reinvest dividends. You'll make money

>>22691301
US birth rates are already low, we just import a lot of people.
All rich countries outsource t-shirt production, manufacturing production, and human production, to shitholes where its cheaper to produce these goods.