/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22667077
Anon start the convo with a dick pic

>>22667077
>checked

She has an ugly face anon, just make here stupid compliments for here body and look how far you can get.
But as a german I can say you that she isnt worth any great gesture, just pump and dump that bitch.

>>22667077
if you match start with the line of
"we'd never work out"

>>22667111
Checked and kek'd. Be sure to follow up with this by telling her how much you'd love to see her feet before meeting up.

>>22667077
leagues, not in yours my fren
pick a jolly looking fat one to start with

>>22667077
>Elisa, 19
>already looks like she's 30
yikes, i prefer my 2D loli waifus

>>22667111
>Trips of truth, it really works.

>>22667077
shes half german half swedish just tell ur an immigrant

>>22667077
buy expensive clothes and inflate your dick and wait for the fuckpigs to attract to you

Ill help you friend.
Take 3 or 4 pics. 1 or 2 with friends or family or a pet or even a pidgeon. 1 full body recent, preferably at the gym or outdoor like at the beach, not the forest you autist, and 1 either your best face or goofy depending on how fucking ugly you are
Profile can include status but not wealth. 50k link bad idea. I have my own car good idea.
Include education and job to show youre serious
For conversations keep it light dont act intetested, your already on a dating app its just creepy. Talk about coffee, walking your dog, days are busy, heading to the beach, whatever.
Eventually youll find a subject and the conversation will wind down. At that time ask her for a date. Just my 2 cents. Let things flow rather than forcing it

>>22667077
start with a joke/odd remark that can intrigue her

girl you posted is probably a catfish anyways, kek

>>22667239
based, thanks fren
Unfortunately I think I'm way too autistic to do that whole flow thing

>1 post by this id
Stop shitting up the board even worse than it already is
Jannies do your damn job

>>22667239
>or a pet or even a pidgeon.

>>22667239
>>22667326
kek

>>22667320
Definitely making the move too early is not good but not making a move is just as bad. For me one example is she was telling me shes a teacher but no ac. I mention oh well that sucks. Then spin it positive like well i like ice coffee. She will say she does too or she likes it hot. And the obvious thing for flow would be: want to get a coffee sometime?
Again just my 2 cents

>>22667111
if you're pretty good looking and have a nice big dick this works 50% of the time, 80% when I can tell the girl is a sex demon

>>22667077
definitely incorporate your link stack in the opener somehow, get creative with it bitches love that

Are you guys actually unable to recognize a fake account when you see one?

>>22667158
lmao. Nice, virgin.

>>22667158
Based

>>22667077
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q40ie1Ewruw

>>22667077
She looks like an RSR girl anon. Don't evem mention your stinkies

>>22667077
She already looks like a hag at 19, imagine her 30.

>>22667077
DON'T DO IT
DON'T LET THE FEMOID STEAL YOUR LIFEFORCE

>>22667077
>Sportler
that's a man

>>22668117
he won't be a virgin for long. robo-waifus in the next decade.

>>22667239
it's been my first week of dating apps
shit is brutal, I just want to go back to grade school where life was simple

>>22667077
No female cares about crypto, and flexing isn’t a good way to get laid. Hit the gym, have good personal hygiene, get a haircut that shapes your face properly, and learn to make small talk.

Smalltalk hint: say something interesting to normies. Talk about a skill you have. For me, it’s cooking. I’ve gotten laid several times off homemade chicken alfredo + wine. Women are drawn to competence, especially when it involves making something “pretty” with your hands. Mechanics, cooks, painters, animal breeders, etc get laid a lot for this reason.

>>22669484
Some good pointers in the first paragraph, to add to that:
1. Be able to bench 135 lbs
2. Moisturize - minimum of something natural like art of sport moisturizer, optionally for very dry skin throw in a shea butter mixed into coconut oil, and for diseased or nasty sweaty unrecoverable skin put some oregano oil with the coconut oil and shea butter. But dont do oregano oil for more than 2 or 3 weeks straight

>>22669627
>Moisturize
hes not on grindr lads

>>22669484
>Animal breeders
You ever hear about how they get boar semen?

Why don't you stop being a bitch and go pick up women irl? Be dynamic, be engaged, feign interest, be calm, confident. God bless you, friend.

>>22669627
>135 lbs

that's weak as fuck

>>22667239
>>22669484
>>22669627
>all this just to get laid by a tinder sloot
Not worth the effort to me, probably good advice to find a wife but its unlikely you'd get that from tinder. I rather get an escort if I really didn't feel like using my hand.

>>22667077
>Divinely formed, made-to-measure, built and tailor-made for big linkie cock.
bros what countries have the most women that look like this (blonde and pretty). On insta I see germany a lot, I would think like scandanavia too. Where can I find many melanie kroll looking type women to wife.

>>22669627
>Be able to bench 135 lbs
i weight 135 lbs

>>22667077
>Should I tell her about my 50k linkies

No, but if you made it you can put ‘Computer Programmer’ as your job (even though you vauguely have an interest in it), or just have a photo of yourself with a tie and you will literally get 3x the attention from women.
The eggs want a man with resources. You can’t even call her a gold digger because it’s what all egg carriers want for their eggs.
Don’t bother with a whore like this, though. Get a girl who is accomplished in sport or the arts who doesn’t use her tits and ass like this as the first thing she offers the world.

>>22667111
Send dick and say hopperino on my dickerino

>>22669475
>shit is brutal

Just get a job working with women. One of them will date you.

>>22669627
Arent 135lbs like an total newbie goal?

>>22670135
i'm a neet, went to uni and everything
actually a 9/10 chad, but a neet nonetheless

>>22667077
All girls are NPCs man that eye makeup shit with the Reddy shadow is some sort of trend rn, my gf has it, they all copy each other

>>22667077
95% of women that use tinder won't ever meet up with you. They just use the dating apps out of curiosity or for attention. The other 5% will be willing to meet up for a date, but these women tend to not be very attractive.

>>22667077
You've got half a mil in linkies and you can't even hire a hooker (or 10) to get over this mental state you're in? Pathetic if true.

>>22669484
Will you make me homemade chicken alFRENdo?

>>22670170
>9/10 chad
...said by every 1/10 Elliot Rodgers lookalike.

>>22669812
Based I'm glad someone told this herb oil homo

>>22670287
i used to be a model dude

>>22670309
For car accidents in TV?

>>22670309
You are a faggot dude

>>22670333
>>22670378


whatever, maybe i'll just do it again to meet attractive women

one week on tinder/bumble/hinge and I feel like I'm getting ulcers, I overthink every aspect of conversations, too much autism from the boards and no social interaction in like 5 years

>>22670170
>I’m a neet

I’m practically a neet too. I just work 20 hours a week to socialize and force myself to move around.
But, really, it’s super easy to get in with women by just working with them. It gives them the illusion you are honest, dependable and stable whilE it’s the reason no women on the street or in a bar or party will get loose with you.
It’s your only hope if you are a recluse.

>>22669997
This isn’t just about getting laid, it’s about being a well-rounded person. These things also play well at parties and in job interviews.

>>22670390
>tinder/bumble/hinge
Hinge's algorithm is completely fucked. I keep getting fat chicks.

>>22670248
Of course fren.

>>22670390
Stop living in the past and stop being a faggot.

>>22667239
Lmfao just imply you're 'generous'. Hoes ain't worth all that.

>50k link
or
>30yo kissless hugless handholdless eye-contactless Virgin

which would you rather have?

>>22670436
1 week in:

tinder is pointless, unless you pay up you're competing against the frequency of men on there relative to women, almost zero chance of actually matching because you're at the end of an at least 5 hour swiping session, only lifeless fatties will find you

bumble: same as tinder pretty much, probably a bit better, but that's like 4 days i'm on there.

hinge 9 matches in a week with 7-8's, because people can see you specifically and just accept/reject you right away, best of the 3 so far
I'm in a large city in Europe with a lower userbase number on that app though

>>22670496
ok dude

>>22670546
The link obviously, what kind of retarded question is that

>>22667077
Tinder is for useless basedboys. Go outside

>>22667077
I literally know her, she only dates black men

>>22669997
Its just 2 things. And honestly do it for yourself, not the woman. Benching is fun. And depending on how bad the skin is of some of the soak bottom incel frog people, no offense, is shea butter coconut oil and oregano oil can change their life

>>22670576
oh also for hinge if you have access to a DSLR, make sure to consider light position, no-one else in your photo's, nice shirt, etc. figure out how to increase f-stop to blur background for a slight bokeh-effect and make your face pop out, etc. even average guys look extremely presentable/dateable.

it's all just marketing, the theme is "me and you in a relationship"

>>22667077
Embrace your virginity.
If you meet a woman(male) on tinder, and bang
you'll realize you'll be just as lonely as before, only now you'll feel even more deprivation, like someone tries a line of poor quality cocaine for the first time.

>>22667077
Dude if a 19yo girl want to date a 30yo man she probably expect experience, even more this one that look like a basic bitch

>>22667077
>you didn't sell at $19? and they're worth how much now?

>>22669484
>Smalltalk
I'm 34. When I was an angsty teenager from the age of 13 to 27, I used to despise small talk and tell everyone how pointless it is and revel in the fact that I was smarter than everyone for knowing this and being able to tell it "how it is." I used to take those MBTI tests and get INTJ and be really proud that I was objective and intelligent.

But I was wrong. And it took me 30 years of social interaction to realize it.

Small talk has a purpose. It is the way in which humans gauge the social compatibility with each other before they decide to move onto deeper things. They start with basic stuff about, for example, how their day went, if the other person reciprocates in a way that makes them feel comfortable, they gradually move on to deeper and more private things. If either feels uncomfortable along the way about moving on to deeper and more private things, they socially signal to each other disinterest and conversations between those people are kept at small talk.

Learn it. Don't be an arrogant autist who thinks he's better than everyone because he is smart. You should be able to talk to anyone; stupid or smart. There's always someone who isn't as smart as you who's devoted more time to a subject than you have that you can learn from. It's opened so many doors for me that sometimes I regret not being social when I was in my 20s.

>>22667077
everyone wants to feel smart so ask her opinion on something, no one ever does that

>sportler

>>22672220
= she can run you down and javelin your testicles to a wall from half a mile away

>>22672180
BASED.

>>22672180
You're fucking gay. Npc jewniggers aren't welcome here, go back.

>>22667077
hail Sportler

>>22667077
>kissless hugless handholdless eye-contactless

time to work an your social skills. what have you done in your 20's????????????????????????

>>22667077
>Pointy elbows

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