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22664422 No.22664422 [Reply] [Original]

>saw my oneitis of 15 years this morning
>she's so freaking cute
>go on /biz/
>check portfolio
>everything is red
I'm never going to win am I?

>> No.22664444

odds were against you all along, most people, specially most men are losers

>> No.22664458

>>22664422
Stop cyberstalking/thinking about your oneitis and stop checking the charts. Problem solved.

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>>22664422
>>22664444

>> No.22664507

>>22664422
lmao

>> No.22664511
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>>22664422
Just walk right up to her, stand up straight, look her in the eyes and grab her by the pussy. You'll make it kid, I got faith in you.

>> No.22664521

>>22664511
>how to go to jail 101

>> No.22664529

>>22664444
Quads of truth

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>>22664521
You only go to jail if your a limp wristed faggot, or she thinks your ugly.

>> No.22664574

>>22664562
>she thinks your ugly.
that's a given, op posted a frog ffs

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>>22664444
Checked

>> No.22665249

>oneitis
>15 years
Anon...stop.
Only you can dig you out of this hole.
She is never going to suddenly fall in love with you.
It's ogre.
Just stop.
Your best bet now is to stop being such a faggot and get an even hotter gf, so you can dab on old onesie and feel better.
Make it happen.