/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22638308

how fucking pumped are you right now man, that's truely incredible and i am feverishly jealous. i missed this one, fuck sakes.

>>22638308
IL

>>22638349
why are you going to miss this one?

>>22638375

i can't remember the wallets or coins i've used Uniswap on. I'm sure I have a few but I just can't figure it out. i've been trying steady since it came out

>>22638308
I am. Only smoothbrains aren’t.

>>22638428
just buy UNI and pool it. it's not rocket science.

>>22638438
whats the url for this pool?

>>22638469

i agree but i'm a broke idiot and i don't want to talk about what happened to the last of my eth

because the gas fees are like 100$+ LMAO

>>22638438
how often do dividends pay?

Where can I pool them?

>>22638524
UNI3d.io

>>22638563
Dividends come from the entry/exit fee that people pay to pool so it’s entirely dependent on others, but this is brand new so there is massively asymmetric return right now.

>>22638620
>Dividends come from the entry/exit fee that people pay to pool
so its just a typical ponzi scheme? At least you got in early

>>22638675
Everything is a ponzi scheme anon.
the sooner you realize this, the sooner you can start profiting from it.

>>22638308
because every fucking attempt to provide liquidity fails even with 750 gwei

>>22638778
That's not what I am talking about fren.

say i pooled 1k UNI with eth. how much will i make? what about impermanent losses?

>>22638842
I'm not talking about providing liquidity.

>>22638842
this is just a single asset staking contract, your not farming.

Jesus, I thought you were talking about the pooling on uniswap
You’re literally pooling on a Ponzi scheme. All of your unis are now basically worthless and you’ve given them to the dudes at the top
Jesus Christ, you had 1 opportunity to make it, you got lucky with uni and you waste it all in a Ponzi scheme. Some people

>>22639011
Don't be silly anon. Within a few weeks this will be all /biz/ is talking about.

>>22638308
>>22638438

Where do I get a picture like that regarding my own pool investment? I can't seem to find the page to see this.

>>22638308
Oh look, it's hex, but with uni. Unihex!

>>22638428
If you have ever sent some funds back from one of those wallets to any other wallet that you know, or even an exchange, trace back the address of the wallet from the transaction, since you probably don't have that many transactions on personal wallets it shouldn't be that hard there, if you need to trace back from an exchange check out the exact amount of coins that you sent to that exchange wallet, locate the exchange wallet and try to remember at around what time you sent the funds and search using those parameters
Even if you sent money to a friend, a random dude or anything you can still try to backtrace from there, is 3000$ wallet, good luck

>contract code not verified
>cannot exchange back to eth

You’ve just made this scammer 50k retards

>>22638675
These are textbook shills, anon. Probably the ones at the top of the pool themselves. Just ignore the thread

>>22638308
why would I do that when I can compound gains and collect uni by funding a much more stable pair?

>>22639156
on the website
uni3d.io

>>22639681
contract is verified
https://etherscan.io/address/0x64F7099A592C37A4823efeaF75Cf3A08cAD41B4b#code

You exchange UNI for ETH on uniswap.

Learn how to DYOR if you ever want to make it.

>>22639593

maybe i'll check out a list of Uniswappable airdrops and see what I come up with

>>22639766
Why do I get the feeling you have no idea how this works? are all /biz/ anons this dumb?

>>22638620
>20% total tax for a monthly 1%
Yeah no thanks

>>22639881
what are you talking about? 100% of the tax goes to the pool.

>>22639881
I went in this morning and I’m already in profit

Ngl I got scared and swapped when it dumped just now, got 6 eth which is pretty good I guess
Have a small stack that I bought yesterday I'll try and swing

>>22638308
Can anyone explain to a noob how this liquidity pooling shit works? I've only ever staked ALGO, and that's so easy a retard can do it.
Is there any risk of loss in original investment in Uni pools? Thanks in advance bros

>>22639922
Even dumbasses get double dubs

>>22640627
it isnt liquidity pooling. its a smart contract that lets you deposit UNI which charges a tax, and then you are in the pool. when others deposit after you, they pay a tax. all of the tax is awarded to the people in the pool as dividends.

also when you are in the pool, you get U3D tokens which can be sold for UNI. they go up in value when there is more UNI in the pool and down in value when there is less.

>>22640751
You're talking about the "participating pools" right? I see:
ETH-DAI
ETH-USDC
ETH-USDT
ETH-WBTC
What are the next steps? How do I evaluate what is best?

>>22640827
no.

uni3d.io

>>22640751
What happens if you want to withdraw the original UNI?

>>22639011
kek don't spoonfeed the newfags, they deserve to fall for this, it even has 3d in its name

>>22641650
Then you will stop earning divs.

>3d ponzis still going on
Congrats on this I guess but you guys really should have made it by buying link in 2017 like the rest of us

what's with the slow ass loading the website

>>22638620
oh wow you people fell for this scam site? R O F L

>>22641920
you have slow internet.

>>22641915
link law
the longer a thread goes on the more likely a chain link cultist will appear in a thread having nothing to do with chainlink to mention chainlink.
usually has a low IQ equal to the bbc queer posters which is under 100.

Anyone pooling on Uniswap in order to mine the token?

I'm thinking of pooling in ETH/wBTC pool, but I've never pooled before so not sure how it works. If both assets increase in price, it will be the same as if I just hodl them right? Only way to get fucked by IL is if the prices diverge?

>>22642057
seethe reddit you had 3 years

>>22642057
What would you rather we discuss in a scam thread, anon?

>>22642258
aaaaand the cultqueer retort of muh 3 yrs... cant beleive I have to share a wallet you mentally ill queers and your inability to read someone "insulting" chainlink without you having a cultfit over it. sad pathetic cultqueer be less pathetic and stop being a link law faggot

>>22643201
this isnt a chainlink thread so there is no chainlink to be discussed. I know you low under 100 IQ cultqueers cant understand because well you're stupid but THIS IS NOT A CHAINLINK THREAD SO NO CHAINLINK DISCUSSION IS TO TAKE PLACE! TAKE IT TO THE 20+ SPAMMED CHAINLINK THREADS

jesus fuck you're a dumb queer.
must be all those years of dad slapping you upside your faggot head when fucking you in the ass that made you so dumb

>>22639922
>put 15 in
>wait for others to put their 15 in
>collect your 1's
>put 5 more in if you want to leave
Total ponzi

>>22639056
>>22641826
Fuck you jews