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It's the greatest psyop of all time

>>22624934
Yes
t. failed it

Hanging on by a thread
So much shit I could do with 3k

>>22624934
It taught us 1 thing; if you CAN then DO IT.
Be a rug pull scammer, create a bot that creates and lists 100 tokens a day. Always pull out early so the early whale buyers don't dump on the dolphins which will dump on the shrimp.

If you had 2000 wallets you would have been a multi millionaire now. Imagine having a bunch of bots which automatically created and traded on Uniswap.
Just fucking imagine.

And let's not forget the Unisocks tokens or the whales pooling insane amounts of liquidity back in 2019 and getting paid their initial investment x 0.0001seconds(time) they provided the liquidity for.

>Hey want a free shirt?
>Sure
>Hey, I need like 3 more shirts for my whole family
>Uhhh okay?
>And for my friends
>Dude
>And a second shirt for each of them in case the first one gets dirty or they want to gift it with their friends' friends' friends
Vidya games and real life follow the same principle; min max everything, get the highest score - you win

Never larp/have fun being a loser, never be happy with less, never settle for less, never think "I don't need this" always think "Grab everything"

>>22625100
> Always pull out early so the early whale buyers don't dump on the dolphins which will dump on the shrimp.
I wonder how many got rid of the keys afterwards, not wanting to accumulate evidence. I wonder how much UNI will go unclaimed.

Biggest IQ test in crypto is still whether you managed to acquire any BTC. Sadly most people are still failing.

>>22625153
>wonder how many got rid of the keys afterwards, not wanting to accumulate evidence. I wonder how much UNI will go unclaimed.
gets the noggin joggen

>>22625193

Oh fuck off. Both eth and btc are gonna make it. Just admit that eth survived the bear market and it's officially battle tested now.

>>22625100
low iq and ngmi

>>22624934
It's still unknown where it goes, it just dumped a bit from ath but that's normal with any mega pump.

>>22624934
Literally dumping right now. Not so smug now are ya?

>>22625306
I actually agree with you. BTC and ETH are my 1 and 2 spots.

>>22625100
>If you had 2000 wallets
Wow man. Your 20/20 hindsight is amazing. I wish I had your skills. Have you been at this a long time?

>>22625193
BTC doesn't do or support anything anon.. it's basically historically significant and not much else.

>>22625468
kek. ngmi.

I don't know shit about crypto I just happened to use this platform once a while ago and cashed out immediately lol
t. /smg/chad

>>22625100
>Never larp/have fun being a loser, never be happy with less, never settle for less, never think "I don't need this" always think "Grab everything"
based
>>22625153
1 mnemonic can generate infinite amount of addresses

>>22625751
yeah if they used a hardware wallet they're good to go. but if it was algorithmic, it ultimately likely just generated a new address each time, absolutely no reason to derive them from the same mnemonic. it's actually a vulnerability surface.

>>22625220
>>22625153
UNI moonshot confirmed, 20 dollars EOW 9/26/2020

>>22624934
>im so smart for getting lucky hodling a worthless governance token while eth/btc are topping

>>22625359
It's up like 50% from 24 hours ago and it looks like despite sell volume the direction is crabbing upwards over time, so we'll be back at 7 soon. When people wake up and see it surging we'll see whether the FOMO or FUD causes a bull or a bear run. Could be at 9 dollars this time tomorrow with a high of 12.

>>22625100
This was sound logic as to why dumping day one made sense, millions of free coins just waiting to be sold. I'd never begrudge anyone who sold early, it actually made more sense to do so at the time than holding on like a degenerate

>>22624934
what IQ test?

>>22626654
imo the majority would sell, and imo uniswap assumed most would sell, therefore i held. i'm interested to see where this goes.

>>22626769
what is that a gif for ants?! also I too am holding :)

>>22624934
No it just showed who was desperate tween, squealing after 400.00 in UNI like they "made it"... and who wasnt.

>>22626612
Remember, a bunch of nigs jumped ship fir the ps5

I failed the test, would have held if this was two weeks ago but I lost 70% of my portfolio recently and I saw it as my chance to get back in the game and recover some losses so I took the money.

>>22624934
Hands grew weak and I sold at $7 frens

I had 800.

Split my gains between iExec and NXM

It's not ogre

>>22626612
>t. failed it

WHY ARENT WE AT 10 ITS FUCKING OVER SELL SELL SELL

>>22625100
>never think "I don't need this" always think "Grab everything"
Wow, such post-millenialist thinking

>>22627994
transforming gains into losses
Genius

>>22625478
hes right tho. btc is shit technology, its literally a proof of concept. Its gonna continue swinging with the overall market, but it will crab downwards. screen cap this if you want to

>>22624934
sold most at $7 yesterday, was away for days then realized UNI sent me stimulus
t. luckyfag

>>22625468
>Gold doesn't do or support anything anon.. it's basically historically significant and not much else.
Equally valid.

Wtf happened. Can someone summarize for me? I was away for like 2 weeks

>>22630194
Uniswap released their own token. You can claim 400 of it for free if you used Uniswap before September 1st.

>>22630194
Nvm, just checked uniswap. Claimed 400 UNI. Feels good man

Can I get more without needing to buy in? I'm still not sure how pools work

>>22630260
>>22630378

Ended up finding out for myself, but thanks anyway man. Should've use more wallets...

>>22626612
>governance
>worthless
Please pick one.

Wow such iq test he took 1200$ for free instead of speculating it would go to 2400! Muh delayed gratification I'm such a genius!

should i buy now? I feel like it will moon again soon

>>22630537
>speculating
I didn't speculate the biggest swap pool would eventually reach $1 Billion MC, sore loser. It's called reasoning

>>22624934
Uni, pnk, link and surf will go down as the biggest IQ tests behind BTC and eth. Mark my words.

I HAVE NO SHAME ANONS

Here's a better summary:

RottenSwap, a deflationary SushiSwap fork, with no dev fund so no Chef Nami rug pull.

>The main differences are:
1. no dev fund
2. The SUSHI is rotten. Every transfer, 2.5% of the amount is burnt and transformed into MAGGOT tokens. The MAGGOT tokens are valueless since they are highly inflationary, but the rotten sushi (ROT) is expected to go up in value as the supply is highly deflationary.

>What is the governance?
Once enough rotten sushi (ROT) have been farmed so that a cheap attack is no longer possible, the ZombieChef contract ownership will be transferred to the governance contract. There is no ROT dev fund (no rug pull).

>What does the MAGGOT token do?
Nothing. It will be up to the governance to decide its purpose. RottenSwap is a random experiment with no purpose.

>When does the staking start?
it literally just started 30 mins ago. GET IN HERE.

https://twitter.com/TheTimTempleton/status/1307043687554314240

www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x5a265315520696299fa1ece0701c3a1ba961b888

app.uniswap.org/#/swap?inputCurrency=0xd04785c4d8195e4a54d9dec3a9043872875ae9e2

rottenswap.org/#/

t.me/rottenswap

Only 35 holder and 200k+ APY and 20k marketcap. A few eth is worth a gamble of an easy 10x if it pops off like any other foodswap.

Already 40 eth LIQUIDITY, only 30k TVL for ROT-ETH - YOU'RE EARLY.

Coingecko listing has been applied for.

Low iq plebs make it and very high vitalik tier iq fucks, those in between get cuckd

>>22630537
K enjoy your PS5

>>22630572
It dumped at epicly ATH and yet it's only down a little and crabbing for 15 hours. That's bullish AF. Any other coin would be down over 50% by now after that kind of pump.

>>22630625
>RottenSwap is a random experiment with no purpose

Nah, I'm good. Made the mistake of buying meme coins with no purpose when I bought COOM

>>22630676
>>22630670
>>22630572

IT WAS. And people still fail to see the real value in what they just gave up for a measly few dollars. We were all given the opportunity to participate in the GOVERNANCE of the largest and most used decentralized exchange. We had the power to vote and choose what kind of changes we could make to benefit US, the little people. There is a community treasury worth hundreds of millions of dollars which token holders get to decide what to do with. There is a locked fee switch which in a few months we will be able to decide how to distribute fees amongst token holders. But you are giving all that power up to the whales who are gobbling up your UNI’s for a measly few dollars. Why do you think it keeps going up in price? Why do you think Binance, Coinbase, Crypto.com and basically every other major exchange has listed UNI within hours? They KNOW that were not even close to the real value of these coins. Everything that we love about Uniswap, being a DECENTRALIZED exchange is in danger of being taken over by the same greedy people who we’ve been escaping from (CZ AHEM). Many of you will still say you just want your money and peace out, which I completely understand and respect. But if you truly care about the future of Uniswap and don’t want the wrong people to start making decisions based on their personal interests, I suggest you hold on tight to your UNI’s. Go read (REALLY READ) the token announcement on the Uniswap page. Only then will you truly understand how valuable your token is.

>>22626769
You are a smart man. You are going to make it. Make sure to participate in governance, people are already trying to get away with sneaky things. Don’t let it happen

>>22626612
>topping
>both are down
what did he mean by this?

The first time i ever used uniswap was 31 of august when i bought falconswap... lmao is this luck? Or a sign of something... also i wanted to cash out when it was 2 usd... but was too lazy, when do i cash out boys

>>22624934
Absolutely. Those with a high IQ sold right away. Those with a sub 90 IQ are still holding. Congrats on being dumb and lucky.

>>22630889
At $20, at least. Would really recommend buying more even at this point. You will easily double it. Follow the whales. Follow the big money. There is a reason why this keeps going up. It is nowhere near its real valuation. Remember this in a few months

>>22630537
The real IQ test is if you decided to split the airdrop into profit and keep do r to grow. You're hedging against both outcomes and win either way. All or nothing isn't a smart move for either side.

>>22630911

oh no no no..

two digit IQ sold
100-130 hold
<130 swing traded between 7$ and 8.8$

>>22624934
This shit is tron 2.0 bahahahaha... xrp squad decentralized style...

>>22631100

Single digit IQ doesnt know how to use > and <.

>>22630614
>PNK lmao

>>22631100
what platform do you swing trade on?

>>22630537
C O P E
O
P
E

>>22631241
PNK is a test, if you buy you lose

>>22630709
>user was based & redpilled for this post

>>22624934
FUCK YOU I HAVE 110 IQ AND I SOLD AT 3.5 BECAUSE I CAN'T DETERMINE WHERE WILL THIS GOING

>>22630658

>>22624934
it was

and my iq is >80

still passed

actually realized i could get free UNI around ATH

> sold
> massive profit

how many of you insecure autists actually had your IQ tested?

>>22631262
binance

>>22630397
all governance tokens are worthless. no one cares about voting.

>>22630709
Remember when sushi took half its pools and volume in like a day?
uniswap is going to disappear as quickly as it came on to the scene.
especially when we embrace 2 layer solutions for swapping.

>>22624934
Lol, no. It could either plummet to 1$ due to a massive airdrop or make another 2-3x. It pumped, good for you. But nothing wrong with securing profits.

we've been literally given a seat in crypto-OICV-IOSCO and poorfags STILL want to sell their pink unicorn tokens.

i don't care anymore. i'll be buying your pink unicorns.

>>22633058
no one knows where UNI is correctly valued. Even at an ATH, it's not game-changing for a lot of us who either bought in around 5 or were given the 400 tokens.

>>22633199
ATH being somewhere around 10 relatively soon.

>>22630709
Based. Selling some or even most is understandable. But hang on to at least 100 of it. Got some bags you need to get out from under? After the craze has died out there's a good chance your cursed shitcoin is going to get a good enough bump to get you out from under it and you can take that money and get BTC, ETH or even some more UNI you used (for free) back.

As long as you didn't cash out and get something retarded like a TV or PS5 you did the right thing by the cryptosphere.

The ultimate pajeet test. Turns out most you cunts are broke retards whom will flood the board over 5k

>>22624934
>IQ test
I agree, if you haven’t sold at $3 congratulations: you’re retarded AND lucky

>>22625193
>BTC
Literally who?

>>22625100
based retard

>>22625193
Agreed. Sold 700 for btc at 2.55. Hurts that it could've been more but I know btc will moon in GBR. kept 100 uni for GBR too though

>>22634353
what is GBR? sorry

>>22634476
great bull run

aka

big increase in value of crypto

>>22624934

>>22634533
ahh I hope this happens, 2021 maybe

>>22630691
haha i got coom too lol, my current stack is worth less than a dollar, i wont even post what i paid for it xD.

>>22625100
k

>>22632888
i did, 130, but i'm a wagie who makes autistic decisions so it doesnt help LOL.

>>22629166
Gold actually had industrial, medical and fashion usecases though

>>22634980
>a wagie who makes autistic decisions
so an autist