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send uni to meta mask swap on uni stupid fucker

>>22621032
larp

>>22621155
my account is locked out for 3 days now.
i had to verify id a few hours ago... :(


the big problem here man..
is that i successfully converted out of uni for link.. i did 7795 link for x amount of uni..
the "success" pop up window showed. and the uni log shows i converted x uni for x amount of link today.
about 1 minute after i converted. coinbase sent me an email saying they "cancelled" my conversion.

their ai chatbot literally says they wont cancel conversions and that theyre immediate.
but they cancelled my conversions...

now i am locked out of coinbase for 5-7 days. plays the 72 hours for verify id again shit..

the timing is amazing.

>>22621218
nah, i converted just fine all this morning.
was doing 10k conversions into uni.
then went and did an 80k .
i literally converted back to link at the top.
and they cancelled that 1 conversion.
the rest worked.

now i am stuck in cb support hell.
and i have 0 link.

let this be a harrowing lesson to anyone who swings Link.

>>22621348
yup.
right now i am locked out of 8k+ links x amount of unis, and all unrealized fiat.

i swung link and i have ZERO ((((O))))) right now.
completely locked out.

probably lost about 100gs today..
was a good day.

if i don't get my 7777.777 linkies back i will literally kill all san francisco cb employees until they kill me.

someday it will be on the news.
that's me.

>>22621032
>coinbase canceled all my attempts to go back to link. they send me email "canceled"
coinbase is a money laundering operation

https://www.coindesk.com/amended-suit-against-coinbase-details-bitcoin-cash-insider-trading-claims
https://www.coindesk.com/coinbase-probe-insider-trading-breach-bitcoin-cash-listing

>>22621403
lmao watch uni drop to pennies just in time for you to get them back

>>22621032
If you're american don't do this on coinbase, they will give your details to the IRS and every transaction like that is a taxable event.

>>22621241
>my account is locked out for 3 days now.
>i had to verify id a few hours ago... :(
how convenient

>>22621441
>>22621458
>>22621460
bros. i am not larping.
i screenshot the fucking log stamp cause it was an 80k transaction.

here is the stamp and here is the email from coinbase...

COINBASE! FUCKING CANCELED! MY CONVERSION!

next post i will show you what their fucking chatbot support ai says about conversion..

>>22621567
>COINBASE! FUCKING CANCELED! MY CONVERSION!
of course they did
they hate you and they want to steal your money
why do you use coinbase when you can use uniswap?
get off of coinbase and chinance ASAP!
using them defeats the entire purpose of crypto

NOT YOUR KEYS, NOT YOUR CRYPTO!

>>22621567
I didn't say you're larping, I'm laughing cause they probably didn't complete the transaction, you're stuck with the uni, and if that shit drops to 0 by the time goybase unfucks itself you're done.

see. look..

my coinbase conversion went through..
i got the SUCCESS! pop up window and the log stamp showed i had succesfully converted some unis into link. to round up my 7777.777 stack..
the stamp stays COMPLETED..

a few minutes later i got the coinbase email.
"WE CANCELED YOUR CONVERSION OF LINK!"

and their ai chatbot support clearly states.
All trades are executed immediately and therefore cannot be canceled


so they stole my unis, they stole my link and they stole my fiat..

not even larping.

>>22621567
Be grateful they did, because you would have just created a mega taxable event which the IRS will rape you for.

Just move it to a wallet and trade it on uniswap.


Mostly applies if you are american because the IRS has coinbases balls in a vice.

>>22621627
>so they stole my unis, they stole my link and they stole my fiat..
that's the entire point of coinbase
try your hardest to get access back to your locked out account
withdraw your UNI tokens to a hardware wallet
go to uniswap, and swap your UNI for LINK on uniswap
stop using coinbase

>>22621658
>you would have just created a mega taxable event which the IRS will rape you for
*LAND OF THE FREEEEE*
*AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE!*

hahaha

>>22621669
alright 42, i'm gonna take your advice.
all summer coinbase has been fucking with me.
ever since link has been above 8, almost weekly they keep fucking with my stack.
double charges on bank... allowing convert out of link, but never convert into link...
shit is getting bad.
i just wanted to let the linkies know somethings up.

if i dont get between 7600-7700 linkies back i am going full metal in san fran.

the key point here..
is coinbase support says "all conversions All trades are executed immediately and therefore cannot be canceled"

THEY CANCELED MY FUCKING CONVERSION. NOT ME.
COINBASE CANCELLED A FUCKING ORGANIC CONVERSION AT THE VERY TOP OF UNI.

>>22621733
I'm sorry to hear how badly they're fucking you, but that is the name of the game for these centralized exchange boiler rooms
you need a hardware wallet and you need to get your funds out of there ASAP
it's why I like uniswap, as a DEX you retain your private keys and therefore retain custody of your assets, which is the most defining feature of crypto

good luck

don't forget that Brian Armstrong and CZ are literal criminal blood money launderers operating boiler rooms called (((exchanges)))

>>22621813
check this out.

this is for all linkies to know what coinbase does.

they dont want us to have linkies.

they cancelled a sucessfull/completed conversion from uniswap to link.

even though their policy states that these trades are immediate and can not be cancelled..

they do cancel them.

i didn't ask for it to be canceled.
they cancelled my conversion automatically
because i tried to convert the top of uni today.

>>22621922
>i didn't ask for it to be canceled.
>they cancelled my conversion automatically
>because i tried to convert the top of uni today.
sorry about that bro, it's good that you're documenting all of this
these are truly scum and there will be bounties on there heads in the future for what they've done

>>22621978
>these are truly scum and there will be bounties on there heads in the future for what they've done
*BOOM*
HEADSHOT

>>22621978
yeah. if they can get me between 7600/7800 links i will be ok with that..
but i think they'll tell me to fuck off and hold uni..
if they do, i'm done and will lay autistic wrath on them like the world has not seen before.

>>22622017
>but i think they'll tell me to fuck off and hold uni..
no big deal
withdraw your UNI to a hardware wallet
go to uniswap
connect your hardware wallet to uniswap
swap out the UNI token for LINK and you're good to go

>>22622017
>if they do, i'm done and will lay autistic wrath on them like the world has not seen before.
there's a lot of people like you with an axe to grind against these crypto gypsy's
they could have just made a simple exchange and provided a simple service to users
instead they had to get greedy and now are dead men walking

thank you come again. you just got played by coinbase. LINK is harder to get now that nobody is selling.

>>22622047
yup. but i am locked out of my unis too.. that's the thing.
my entire cb account is locked right now.
i had to do the verify id shit again.
and waiting on that.
no crypto buying/trading for me this weekend.
i just hope uni can outgrow link until then..

i think this is the signal that link is going to $100 this weekend.

>>22622084
>i had to do the verify id shit again.
>and waiting on that.
hopefully it gets cleared up shortly
still though, they fucked you out of selling the top

>>22622122
yes. if you check time on uni top, you'll know what time that conversion is ;)
i was watching that shit like a hawk. i had to be at work/phone trading
so i was watching uni all day long, and was preparing to convert out at the top. and they fucked me right at the top on my way out.
not only did they fuck me out of 7.7k links.. they fucked me out of my unis for the weekend. and they fucked me out of about 80k fiat.

i know they wont honor the trade. the prices are too different now..

pay attention linkies. time to leave coinbase.
fuck them.

they attacked a link autist today.
so now i will reich them.

I wanted to send 1.2btc to buy link on binance that I stupidly left on cb. They freeze my account for 72hrs to prevent fraud. I id verify and jump through all the hoops because they said it would release funds. I wound up waiting the full three days and got about 4k less link than I would have because it just wouldn't stop pumping. I'm way up since then but still that's a lot of money, about 40 fucking thousand the damn kikes jewed me out of. Fuck coinbase seriously. This is why I really hope xsn takes off and manages to achieve their goals. Just afraid they will wind up being as unused as loopring once they finally get a product out that isn't some joke beta dex with three pairs.

>>22622122
i will literally kill everyone at coinbase is they try to total fuck me.
not larping. i dont play minecraft.

>>22622274
dont worry anon, if they fuck me on this 1, i'm gonna murder suicide them.
if anyone wonders what happened. now you know.

they broke their company policy, they cancelled a conversion after it has successfully completed. and locked an autist anon out of their entire cb, link, uni, fiat.
if it is worse than 40k damage.
it's gonna be worse than 40 cb's dead.

>>22622429
Hoping everything works out for you. What happened there is beyond fucked up. The fact they just blatantly fuck someone over like that and go against their own policy... Idk fren.
Gott mit uns

>>22622193
>pay attention linkies. time to leave coinbase.
>fuck them.
>they attacked a link autist today.
>so now i will reich them.

>>22622696
imagine holding link while it drops 50% in price
this shit ain't gonna reach 20 dollars anytime soon why even hold link at this point?

So you're stuck in a trade that's likely gonna end in your favor? Quit bitchin