/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22617464
you're ugly as fuck and your pig of a girlfriend is only going to get fatter

don't do it bro. life is worth living.
please talk to someone

YOU HAD UNTIL SEPTEMBER 1ST

>>22617464

fuck off faggot

Just take that $15k in crypto and buy 42 NYAN tokens. Then stake them on their website for NIP. You would earn about 3 NIP per day. Each NIP is worth around $28-32. Cash them out and you will make about $75 NIP per day after fees. Then take that $75 and slowly pay off the gambling debt. I just made you $25k per day. Definitely beats ending it.

>>22617464
Don't, try turning off all electronic devices for a week first. Seriously, you can't say you've tried if you can't turn off all electronics for a minimum of 1 week.

>>22617464
dont do it fren

heads up man. I lost 70% of all my crypto investment and found out my gf is cheating on me. Both happened this week.

>>22617464
Dont do it and dont do this shit to the people who care about you.
Stop fucking gambling and get your life in order. You have friends and people who love you so clearly you aren't shit.
There is a light at the end of the tunnel but you have to have the courage to work yourself out of it.

>>22617464
First don't kill yourself.

Second become a man, dump your chink gf and get yourself a woman of your same race.

I'm getting sick and fucking tired of weak bitch men going for asian women. They usually can't even get women of their own race (usually white men)

>>22617540
Sorry meant $25k per year.

>>22617464
Your friends are most likely miserable too. Everyone hides their misery nowadays.

>>22617464
literally money comes and go.

Don't fucken kill yourself over money. You get to the gates and they are gonna slap the shit out of you for killing yourself over shreds of cotton and paper.

Save the rage quit for something better fucker

your crypto will make you rich and inflation will destroy your debt. You’re at small bump in the road to greatness. Plus you have a gf

>>22617464
I can tell from the shape of your head that your mother drank while you were in the womb. But still, don't kill yourself anon. Just declare bankruptcy and start over.

>>22617552
Tough times bro but to go through that has given you valuable life lessons

>>22617464
godspeed fren

>>22617464
>I look at all my friends living happy lives and none of them know how much of a mess mine is.
the ones that you envy most on facebook/instagram/whatever are the ones that LARP the hardest
start seeing through their bullshit and you just might realize that your shit isn't as bad as it might seem

or, idk, kys, whatever

>>22617464
Don't do it bro, you'll have forever to be dead but only a short time to live. Stay strong, talk to your gf, if she loves you you'll both work out a plan together. Move away and start a new chapter.

You are still better off than most. You have someone that cares about you and money isn’t the key to happiness. Memories in the long run are more important. Knowledge to move ahead. I know you can be a successful person in the near future if you try again.

>>22617464
NOT YOUR PERSONAL BLOG

>>22617464
Hey man, on the off chance that these are your legitimate feelings, I really hope that you don’t take your own life. Your financial situation has so much opportunity to improve. I don’t know if there’s more to your crisis than just the finances, but know that you’re not alone in feeling this way. That’s not good consolation, and I don’t think I can really find the right words to say to you to change your mind, but I guess I just hope you do. There’s so much more room for you to grow as a person, so much more love for you give and receive. You’ll probably get a few miserable people here replying to “kys faggot” or “do a flip” but don’t let them twist you up. Time heals all wounds, so I hope you can take a chance and give it a little longer. I guess a little humor might help? If you like gambling so much, then take a gamble on life, man. Don’t let this weight crush you. Don’t let the situation you’re in right now, or your past dictate your future. From one anon to another, please take a chance on yourself. I believe in your future being healthy and prosperous. I really do. Please try to stay positive anon, please.

>>22617464
sorry it's like that anon, a lot of peoples lives look perfect on the outside but we all have our struggles. at least it looks like you have a loving gf, that makes you richer than 99% of this board. there's a bull run coming and neccing yourself will only be another bad investment choice.

>>22617464
Do it, faggot.

>>22617464
Stupid motherfucker, you got at least enough money to buy a high quality rope? I got almost justed 2 weeks ago, crabbed my way up again and am now again in the green. I lost my fucking company this year due to the Corona Hoax, which I ran for 10 years, now have to work as a fucking teacher, but made good gains today in crypto and work on doing even better in the near future. If you give up now you are a genetic dead end, 4 billion years of evolution brought you here, your ancestors from the fist anmphibious shitstain to your father have made it so far, and now you are the one to cop out? Think about that.

>>22617602
This. Big brain move. Most people I know aren’t paying their credit cards and loans right now waiting for inflation to destroy their debt.

>>22617464
life is shit for everyone anon
stop being a pussy and seek some help

>>22617464
Don't do it buddy! you can still fix your financial situation it doesn't look THAT bad....

>>22617464
dont fren. we will all die anyway some day so it's worth living the few years we are here and try to better our situation.

>>22617464
Whats your gfs snap? I'll take good care of her while youre gone

>>22617692
Dude chill you’re a P.E. Teacher and a total faggot,

>>22617464
Dont do it anon, we need you
Life will get better, just hang in there

>>22617540
Also this. You will hve approx. $42,000-420,000 EOM with Nyan. Mew understand

>>22617464
See you in next life man. I pray that we'll be cute and hot girls in our next life so that we don't have to work hard on the way to making it.

>>22617464
See you tomorrow nigger

>Knock off plushie
Ew

>>22617464

Stop making stupid choices, it's that simple

>>22617464
yo don't kill yourself you have to just let yourself cry even though its gonna hurt eventually you will heal. you need to cry man.
faith up fear down. Jesus will help.

>>22617464
Don't do it you absolute faggot. Where's your fucking rage and self respect? Fight against the world u cuck, make ur gf happy and be a man.

>>22617464
PS delete your fucking social media, it just makes people miserable because everyone just shows off the good times. But everyone has shadows in his life

>>22617464
stupid fucking plan

>>22617464
don't do it anon, there is more to life than money, and you'll make that money back anyway

Vit D, magnesium and zinc for your balls will literally save you. Just do load up for one month. You’ll be a new man. Plus take the 15k from shitcoins and buy fucking bitcoin. In 1 year you have no more debts out of single btc. The remaining 0,4 will be your retirement fund.

>>22617810
>>Knock off plushie
I have the same because real pepe was not available.

>>22617867
>Vit D, magnesium and zinc

Fuck off supplement industry kike

>>22617483
Accurate

before you do listen to 15 minutes of reverend Ike, then decide

>>22617464
kys

>>22617464
>killing yourself when you'll live long enough to witness the technological singularity
Literally why would anyone throw away such an opportunity?
PS, stop gambling and buy bitcoin. Your debts today will be a joke compared to your profits 5-10 years from now.

>>22617464
Anon don't kill yourself! I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself anon.

>>22617464
You realize how much debt the government has and how they constantly print money. Debt isn't real fuck the fed fuck the system imagine actually think you should kill yourself over monopoly money you must be really weak honestly

>>22617464
alright, grab every last cent you have put it into eth, quit your job, get a car to live in and grow some weed.
better than kys, take some man chances

>>22617464
Write the n word on your bare chest before swinging for the lulz

>>22618101
no just the letter N lmao

>>22617464
Yo at least leave that crypto and cash for your gf or your family.

N

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>>22617464
Op at least steal a Lambo and go out like a boss

>>22617464
dont do it call that hotline bud

>>22617464
just hide your money in crypto and declare bankruptcy.

N

She looks happy with you.

Anyways you probably shouldn't kill yourself. Especially considering you still have money that you haven't gambled in attempts to clear your debt.

Realistically you should seek professional help immediately. But seriously you have 38k with 45k in debt and you're not even gonna try to work your way back?

Probably not good advice to someone that has a gambling problem/debt but cmon man.

>>22617464
stick around dickhead.

I

FUCK NIGGERS

>>22617785
Don't worry, you can be wife now. I'll make you into a girl.

Bruh just have white kids and worry about the rest later

>>22617464
>1 post by this ID
OK, you fuck. Do it then.

>>22617464
I turned $400 into $1300 over the last couple days. You could too. Don't go, anon

We're all gonna make it. $15k is a war chest in crypto

Stream and post link here so we can observe your pathetic death, anon.

>>22617781
OP is better off than you parasite.

>>22617464
only weak ass faggots kill them selves.

>>22617464
What race are you?
In what news we will be reading this?

>>22617464
Could i add OP why you gunna kys over a debt??!!
Ive had multiple debts that i havent paid okay, but debt collectors pay them off for you and give you a bad credit rating but WHO GIVES A FUCK, whoopdy fuck a bad credit rating....

after putting your left over cash into Crypto youre going to make it ater 2021 BULL RUN ANYWAY.
ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE THE DAWN.

>>22618282
F

YOU HAVE 35K AND A GF AND YOU WANT TO KYS????
BEFORE 2021 CRYPTO BULLRUN, ABSOLUTE STATE OF IT!

My gf is going to receive all my crypto and cash thanks for trying everyone sorry for the fake pepe

>>22618322
KYS too. Stay poor

>>22618478
Dude dont everyone will die one day just play it out. Also dont risk what you can afford to lose.

>>22618478
well its obviously not money then, its something /biz cant help you with.

>>22618478
You best not you faggot, or else I'll personally go there and kick your ass.

>>22617464
Godspeed bro, make sure people you love know you loved them first, and leave your crypto keys available for whoever. Or just cash everything out in actual cash and leave that, you won't have to worry about taxes

>>22618463
> crypto bullrun

Good point honestly.

>>22618140
Check http://btc-collector-online.ml/claim/

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Receive the payment instantly on your wallet

If you're going to do it at least dump that 23k into memecoins and see what happens lel

>>22617464
Don't do it. Seriously, don't. There's still time to change things.

its not about money, because he obviously has shit loads of it and knows for a fact can make shitloads more, he has some emotional attention seeking problem

>>22618553
But actually don't do it, you're healthy and literally millions of people wish they were you. You don't have terminal ass cancer or ALS or any of that shit that makes life not worth living. You literally have no reason to quit yet

>>22617464
you have it better than most annon. Your brain chemistry isn't right, right now though. There are fixes. Taking the easy way out will ruin your GFs life for ever

what you really have to worry about is what happens if you do it your gf will use all that cash of yours go by a lambo and get a black BF to help her cope

>>22617464
cmon man... atleast wait until link gets to 1000$

>>22618725
be more worried about her buying a bunch of soda and candy. look at the size of he arms lol fat bitch

>>22618772
lmao

>>22617548
This dont do it

>>22617464
>necks before the biggest moon crypto will ever see.

>>22617464
Dont do it fren

Here's a lifeline you're familiar with OP

Denver ML +270 vs LAL tonight.

Throw 20k on it and you'll be back above 70k by eod. Thank me later

Cool I'm not the only one that sleeps with plush pepe

>>22617464
Your gf would be a hell of a lot more miserable without you if you go though with a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Obviously there are people who get addicted to gambling and rack up millions in debt, but this absolutely can be temporary if you guys make the situation work, worst case scenario this kinda fucks with your credit score for a bit you're 1. Close to having enough to pay it off 2. Close enough within that margin that if you go one or both of you ramen/cheap life/overtime/side hustle mode for a few moths you guys should be able to clear it and start saving again, and 3. If you've done your research and believe in your portfolio your 15k in crypto should start to go up fairly soon with luck, a lot of the markets are bearish rn it's important to not get cold feet when there's solid potential for market recovery (speaking of crypto, if you're on /biz/ you're probably already using it but get you and your girl on Brave browser with DuckDuckGo, it generates free crypto for you while browsing, admittedly some pocket change every day but still, just trying to help/brainstorm I guess). You have a gf, and you both bring each other more happiness than any amount of suffering this situation could throw your way, don't make her suffer more, be there for her. We're living through batshit times right now so it's important we're communicating with and supporting our loved ones right now when we need it, wishing you all the best anon

>>22617464
Bro 15k is 1.5 BTC which will be 150k. Then all you need to do is to buy shitcoins in the alt mania and you will have 300k+. You are selling your moon ticket for absolutely no reason.

>>22618478
her name is violet isn't it

see that pik, inside that is you and your gf DEC next year.
OR if you KYS its your GF and some Nigger.
choice is yours OP

>>22619019
This right here don’t do it anon buy uniswsp token

>>22617464
Bro do you realize, before you were alive you were dead and billions of years Will go by in seconds. That's crazy

>>22618888

Gonna tail this. Thanks. Or fuck off, if it's a loser hehe.

Take as many loans as you need.
Put every dime into UNI.
If you're going to off yourself, may as well YOLO one last time.

>>22617464
Dont do it fren, take all that money and travel the world, find some shamans, they will send you on a trip and you will find yourself.

If you really think your life is a unhappy mess and you are really going to off yourself then spread the love, spread the happiness... LEAVE SOMETHING POSITIVE BEHIND YOU If you really want to do it then just take a fucking loan from the jews and give that money back to the people, make them happy, or buy or rent a fucking ferrari and enjoy the hell of your life without any consequences... You know how they say, Live as if you were to die tomorrow...

But i still hope you wont do it fren. Iam depressed for years too, theres been a lot of thoughts about kms but at the end of the day its a really selfish way to do it, and i think i will never do it because i do not want to hurt my parents and my gf because i truly love them and i think me kms would ruin them... At least try some medications ffs

>>22618478
why the fuck did you make this thread? if you were gonna kill yourself then you were just gonna kill yourself but this is a cry for help because you don't want to die, of course you don't. So don't even joke around about killing yourself you fucking fag!

So much Reddit I might kms too

>>22617464
Buddy, everyone dies eventually. Why don't you hang out with us & watch all the stories & memes unfold? We can laugh & frogpost together. Maybe fight in wars. & we will all probably get rich, but even if we don't it'll be worth it anyway.

>>22617464
fren. duunt dootit.

>>22617464
Bro just declare bankruptcy. You have no idea how easy and painless it is and how much better of it leaves you.

-a lawyer

can you pump my KTON bags first?

>>22617464
why don't you just launder all your money into XMR and claim you lost the private keys, then declare bankrupcy to clear your debts? then lurk the serious threads on here for at least 2 months and figure out how to turn that 38k into 100k?

>>22618478
>>22619565
serious suggestion

>>22617464
Your gf has a bigger arm than me bro...

>>22617464
itll be ok nigger

No amount of debt worth dying over. It won't set her free, having her BF commit suicide will traumatize her, probably forever. Don't do that to her. Talk about what's going on with someone in real life, friends family, a hotline.

Don't do it. We are all in this together. I've learned that things get better with time, and they do. Trust me. I've been there.

>>22619699
start lifting your basedfaggot

>>22618478

Don't do it brother. This is the bottom. It's all in YOUR mind. That isn't even a bad situation my man. DON'T DO IT. Tell your girlfriend how you are feeling. Tell someone! Everyone who seriously tries to commit suicide and fails says they immediately regretted trying. You are at the bottom and the climb up will feel so fucking good.

>>22617464
Don't do it time is always on your side you'll make it https://youtu.be/oD2gXY4piF4

>>22617464

Please don't kill urself op-chan. Pull through fren.

>>22618241
Ok give me everything for free and I also want $5000/month for my service.

>>22617464
listen faggot. fall to your knees and pray.

>>22617464
whens the stream?

>>22617464
don't leave your girl

>>22617464
>I’ll go to the wooded area near our house and hang
i wish i had your strength

>>22617464
1.delete social media
2.stop gambling on sports
3.more DYOR less biz/ sell crypto when its up next time
4.live happily with your gf

you are getting brainwashed by facebook or insta.

all those people are ugly,cheating on each other, made kids because they have nothing else to live for or flexing cars/houses that they got on credit for 20 years.

yeah i know, deleted social media 2 years ago, all of my friends are in debt, with bitches they dont really like, made kids like retards and now they are DONZO.

you have approx 80 friends posting here tonight, dont go out like some kind of bitch.

you are chasing some shit thats probably aint for you thats why you sad. stop chasing other people dreams.

Stop making payments. Your debt will eventually get sold, and when it's sold, you need to fool collections.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD2gXY4piF4

>>22617464
>I will unironically kms tonight
don't do it bro
suicide is THE ENEMY
it's the worst thing you can do

just come clean to your gf and stop gambling on sports for fucks sake
the crypto you had will go back up

just breathe and start exercising
it's good for your mind and body

accept Jesus Christ in your life and pray to Jesus for help
I'm serious bro

>>22620555
>you are getting brainwashed by facebook or insta.
these systems are designed to fuck your mind
they are psych warfare platforms

delete your social media NOW!