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22603888 No.22603888 [Reply] [Original]

GET IN HERE BOYS!

By popular request, the new and improved GREEN waiting room is here. Grab some cocoa, take a seat and get cozy frens.

>> No.22603918

Nice digits. We're at least going to 8 today confirmed.

>> No.22603921
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>>22603888
>888
checked and comfy asf

>> No.22604059

>>22603888
8USD EOD. CHECK THESE FUCKING DIGITS. WE FUCKING MOON NOW FAGGOTS. WHOEVER SOLD WILL REGRET THEIR STUPID FUCKING RETARDED DECISION OF SELLING AND USING THE MONEY TO BUY SOME SHITTY PS5s BECAUSE WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT EXCEPT THE FAGGOTS WHO SOLD. YOU NIGGERS WILL NEVER MAKE IT.

>> No.22604095

>>22603888
f u cking checked

>> No.22604217

were probably going to 18 dollars, then shitting down to a 1.50 in a couple months. Look at chainlink as your past example of becoming a bagholder, both from holding the coins to physically touching the whales balls

>> No.22604348

>>22604217
>Look at chainlink as your past example of becoming a bagholder
holy shit you fucking newfag, i've been 'bagholding' link since 14 cents. kys.

>> No.22604447

>>22604217
If you don't hold both LINK and UNI you're NGMI

>> No.22604496

$888 eoy

>> No.22604895

Just bought the top

>> No.22605085

>>22604895
yeh same kek. fomo is shit

>> No.22605130

>>22603888
>A
>P
>S
>5

>> No.22605167

>>22604895
>>22605085
will not be the top for long

>> No.22605312

>>22603888
Trips of truth, we will go to 100 EOY

>> No.22605372

>>22604217
No shame in being a "bagholder" when your cost basis is zero.

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checked, $8,88 EOW

>> No.22606244

>>22603888
those digits omg

>> No.22606344

Bros I'm new to crypto how do i ride the unicorn?

>> No.22606381
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>>22603888
mfw I wake up this morning and UNI keeps going up
shieeee

>> No.22606471
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>>22604217
>Bagholding something you got for free

Seething $2.40 seller here.

>> No.22606483

FUUCCKK
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>22605130
>A
>P
>S
>5
gaystation 5

>> No.22606592

>>22606381
Your feel you wake up next week and UNI is still going up. You slowly realise every day that UNI will always be going up. You are trapped in a permanent cycle of increasing gains too afraid to exit as it climbs higher and higher.

Finally you die as UNI hits several billion Googolplex

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>>22606547

>> No.22606620
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>>22604348
>>22604447
>>22605372
>>22606471

>> No.22606636

>>22605130
>A
>P
>S
>5

>>22606547
>>22606600
imagine buying a GAY-STATION 5
unbelievable

>>22606620
some people are literal psycho murderers in their souls
textbook definition of NPCs

>> No.22606658

>>22606592
this is what 2017 was.

>> No.22606670

>>22604895
>>22605085
just bought the new top

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>>22606592
>Your feel you wake up next week and UNI is still going up. You slowly realise every day that UNI will always be going up. You are trapped in a permanent cycle of increasing gains too afraid to exit as it climbs higher and higher.

>> No.22606691
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22606691

What the fuck is this project and how did you guys get it for free?

>> No.22606699

WHY DID I SELL AT $3!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.22606717
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22606717

The unicorn brings the rainbow.

The rainbow leads to the gold.

Few understand.

All will witness.

>> No.22606731

>>22603888
Massive Sell signal. Just sold my 10k $UNI. Get dumped idiot

>> No.22606738
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>>22606691
>What the fuck is this project and how did you guys get it for free?
https://uniswap.org/blog/uni/

>15% of UNI 150,000,000 UNI can immediately be claimed by historical liquidity providers, users, and SOCKS redeemers/holders based on a snapshot ending September 1, 2020, at 12:00 am UTC.

if you ever used uniswap before September 1, 2020 you are eligible to claim 400 UNI tokens per wallet

>> No.22606753

>>22606691
out

>> No.22606759

Man this shit is amazing.. how the fuck did i just get a massive amount of free money from a unicorn company?

>> No.22606920

>>22606738
>https://uniswap.org/blog/uni/
nice

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22607013

This is the best board on the site right now.

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>people actually sold for a fucking onions console

>> No.22607081

>>22606759
>massive amount

ok ranjeesh

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>>22606699
I assume for that sweet, sweet PS5?

>> No.22607414

>>22603888
based af

>> No.22607522

>>22606592
Kek

>> No.22607756

>>22607052
>B-BUT MY CINAMTIC OVER THE SHOULDER WALKING SIMULATORS

>> No.22607810

No chance of 100 but my penis is solidifying for 10

>> No.22607813

>>22597748

>> No.22607852

>>22607810
$100 would put it in the top 5. I could definitely see top 10. Top 5 only long term imo.

>> No.22607972

>>22607813
I sold 300 UNI at 3.15 (yes.. it's ok to laugh at me) and only hold 100 now, but Holy shit the salt from this airdrop has been fucking hilarious.

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22607982

first exchange on Uniswap was on September 5th
FUCK MY LIFE

>> No.22608002

I am looking up the info about UNI on CG and it seems that we have reached almost 100mil circulating supply.

Is this even possible /biz/, that circulating supply increases by 50% and price still almost 2X. I'm thinking whether I got something wrong because this seems just too bullish.

>> No.22608009

>>22607852
binance coin is #7 atm though and uniswap has a higher volume than binance

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>> No.22608048

>>22608002

You guys are just waaaay too bent on supply and mcaps arent you

>> No.22608065
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>>22608016

>> No.22608079

>>22608048
Why do you think this is too much? I mean, if quantity of any commodity increases by 50% and price doesn't suffer at all, isn't that necessarily amazing?

>> No.22608099

>>22607972
>the salt from this airdrop has been fucking hilarious.
My favourite part is reminding everyone salty that you get an airdrop even if all you ever did was have ONE failed transaction. That's it, tried it exactly once. If you didn't do even that, you don't deserve the airdrop.
The responses are dangerous for my blood pressure, so much sodium.

>> No.22608164

>>22608079

Of course not, price is determined by demand and supply, both. Not just supply

>> No.22608206

yeah I sold 300 at 3.8 and now holding until 20 and selling the rest.

>> No.22608214

>>22608079

People who think this is not going to 50 dollars are just plain insane

>> No.22608336

I got greedy and sold it all instead of just 300. I knew it would do a sushi, I just had such a hard time of claiming my UNI (fucking gas) that I ragesold it. Free tendies I guess.

>> No.22608427

>>22608048
boomer habits die hard

>> No.22608434

>>22608336
Buy TEND my dude. It's at a good entry point right now.

>> No.22608535

>>22608099
I got my 400 UNI because I rode that shitcoin HEX for a quick 1.5x before putting my money into a more legitimate project. Never used Uniswap aside from that. That's why I'm not even salty about not holding my UNI. Frankly, I should've held when I saw that the price was stable/rising when there must have been an immense sell pressure, but I wanted to be the lesser fool. I suppose the tables have turned though.

>> No.22608583

>>22607756
>BUT MUH TRANNY 7 HOUR MOVIE

>> No.22608706

>>22606620
I humbly work cash register at ikea thank you very much.
>>22606381
Ikr!?

>> No.22608808

>>22608065
This assumes that the volume on Uniswap remains constant.

>> No.22609056
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Imagine selling your golden tickets you got for free when there was 0 risk.

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>>22603888
If green ID and digits 20 eom

>> No.22609078

>>22609057
EOM? Nigger we're going to $20 EOD

>> No.22609091

IT'S DUMPING

>> No.22609102

have trouble claiming it on metamask. Any help?

>> No.22609148

>>22609091
Yes, but upwards to $8

>> No.22609215

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY COMPUTER GOT RANSOMWARED AND I LOST MY METAMASK PASSWORD MAKE IT STOP

>> No.22609233

>>22606717
Based and redpilled!

>> No.22609286

LUTZAROODY TO ALL THE FUDDERS MOTHERFUCKERS ITS FUCKING OVER. YOIRE GAY ASS FUD DID NOT WORK . REPEAT IT DID NOT WORK YOU FAGGOTS

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>NOOOO LINE GO DOWN! WHY AREN'T YOU SELLING? YOU NAZI THIS IS ANUDDA SHOAH!

>> No.22609330

BOUGHT BACK IN, I WAS SO WRONG, FORGIVE ME BROS

>> No.22609331

>>22609286
lol forgot to take off my sage

>> No.22609351

>>22609215
RIP

Make a new metamask wallet and I'll send you a new 400. I've been there before bro. You're gonna make it even with 400 when this shit hits $100 today

>> No.22609373

HOW MUCH IS A MAKE IT STACK??

>> No.22609431

We're all in this together.

>> No.22609483 [DELETED] 

>>22609351
I did as you said.

0x90C212CF205b07B200335356344fCf5E30d7F59A

>> No.22609504

>>22609373
400

>> No.22609561

>>22609330
enjoy your less than half of the original 400 UNI, and don't forget to subtract the 700-800 gwei gas prices you paid to dump it immediatelly

>> No.22609612

>>22603888

MEME MAGIC IS FUCKING REAL !!!

>> No.22609656 [DELETED] 

>>22609561
Nice fud man. I think you should take out another short position against UNI

>> No.22609663 [DELETED] 

>>22609351
Nice cock sir.

0x9ae52E3DAeB9Bf9903Fc5085f9A1d87b510952ee

>> No.22609698

>>22609656
improve your reading comprehension ranjeet, that's the polar opposite of what i said

>> No.22609739

>>22609656
does it hurt to be this retarded

>> No.22609749
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>>22606344
The unicorn rides you anon, accept your f8 newfag.

>> No.22609767

>>22608434
Nah, I already got out. You are free to hold to 0.

>> No.22609770

>>22609215
I don't understand, how did you lose your password, did it get changed?

>> No.22609772

Is this one of those things that useless to get into now, if you weren't there to get the (apparently free) money on Sept 1 etc?

Also what is the fucking point of all this, really? I mean, UNI as a token for that matter seems to be yet another ETH token. Is there some real value to uniswap or is it just basically one of these masturbatory ETH things where everyone makes a token and its value is predicated on simply convincing everyone else it has value, even if it doesn't do anything notably different or useful.

>> No.22609785

>>22609772
dyor reddit tourist

>> No.22609798

>>22609772
read up
https://uniswap.org/blog/uni/

>> No.22609869

>>22609772
While you seethe i'm sitting back real comfy with my drop of 400UNI already over $3k and I just converted my LINK to UNI and making gains already see >>>22608084

Seethe more my dude.

>> No.22610023

>>22609299
>NO GOYIM ONLY I CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE MARKET NOOOOOO

>> No.22610026

>>22609749
Doesnt help, thank you

>> No.22610065

so as usual when number go up people do the '$14 in 60 days is fud' thing
uniswap is undervalued -right now- because of the supply not being fully released, but thinking it'll go to 50 or 100 dollars (assuming they aren't moonbois shitposting ironically) isn't practical
but it definitely has room to go up right now, especially since it's stolen the spotlight from imploded yield farmers

>> No.22610098

>>22609351

Thank you deeply for the offer, away from my pc right now. I still have it on my phone and i don't want to delete it yet, i'm desperately trying to remember the password, trying everything. I can't fucking do this

>> No.22610139

>>22603888

Kek, Uniswap gave me 402 of those, why? that's like 3000 $

>> No.22610140

>>22609504
Kek

>> No.22610240

>>22610139
Uniswap is what it is because of the community that used it. This is their way of giving back to what made them successful. Also they need a token so competition like SUSHI stands no chance

>> No.22610239

>>22609770

Password was a random wordstring saved on a document on the PC because i am a drooling fucking retard

>> No.22610253

>>22610139
Enjoy it, I only got 400 but still, we're up to $3k now and it FEELS SO DAMN GOOD.

It's great seeing all the tards who cashed out and bought their ps5's kek

>> No.22610304

>>22610239
Did you keep the seed words somewhere else?

>> No.22610314

>>22610239
>random wordstring saved on a document on the PC
>drooling fucking retard
don't flatter yourself

>> No.22610343

>>22606691
Time to go back

>> No.22610345

>>22610304

No.

>> No.22610370

>>22609612
HERES YOUR MEME MAGIC BRO
>>22609999
>>22609999
>>22609999
>>22609999

>> No.22610436

>>22610253

Yeah, I'm gonna cash 500 out for my PS5 :)

>> No.22610481

>>22606717
Anon will the rainbow end in digital gold?

>> No.22610509

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.22610551
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>>22610436
Do you also need a 4K TV, surround stereo, and comfy furniture for the living room?

>> No.22610707

>>22610436
>>22610551
All those jeets and onions boys that could've just waited a FUCKING day they'd have their entire gaming setup.

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what did he mean by this?

>> No.22610925

>>22610551
>balance: .00149864

>> No.22610957

Almost made it to 8 before it dumped lol

>> No.22611047
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>>22610925
Different wallets, that way I won't sell by accident.

>> No.22611089

we're fuckin rallying now boys

$20EOD

>> No.22611097

How long have you been using Uniswap anon? Feels like forever, right? Feels like everyone is using it already, right? Well, get this: professionals at Uniswap know how fucking early everyone is, and how fucking big that platform will be, and decided to reward everyone, even though no one of early users understands why, they just see free ps5. But do you know who understands why? Whales. Endless waves of pajeets throwing away their UNI could not bring down the price because whales know, and they want it bad.
And heres the best part: Uniswap decided to make a governance token, and made those whales fight to be in that 1%. By doing that, they made every small holder and only 1% of the 1% clear winner of this whales race.

Tl;dr: this shit is unironically going to $100, and maybe thats a FUD too.

>> No.22611098

I sold out after it dropped >1$

Not risking a mass selling

>> No.22611133

Back to 5$

>> No.22611185

>>22611098
Already recovering.
>>22611133
Nah I want to buy low and I am permaBogged so it won't happen.

>> No.22611186

>>22611098
I'll buy back in if it clears $8.

Otherwise I'm bearish now.

>> No.22611253

>>22611097
didnt some dude made a post where he showed that 50% of UNI transactions are pajeets selling 400 UNI bags? im pretty sure we're just shaking off the weak hands before we REALLY go upwards

>> No.22611267

yeah!

>> No.22611319

Cringe

Curry and shit smelling sweaty balls circlejerk

>> No.22611448

>>22611319
White chad reporting in

>> No.22611499

Just needs to dip a little lower so I can go balls deep

>> No.22611563

>Broke below SUSHI worst dip on climb-up when it slid to 6.61 a coin

This could be the end of the pump for this coin.
I'm worried about it now.

>> No.22611660

>>22611563
According to a past dip, this is a normal for UNI coin.

So I'd say there's a chance it could just keep climbing up

>> No.22611689

Bros I cant connect on uniswap with Metamask, wtf

>> No.22611702

>>22607982
Lol you got 2 years

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>>22603888
buckle up niggers, resistance is testing.

>> No.22611751

I'd like to find whoever dumped to start this and make them choke on my nuts

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>>22611719
SIRS VILLAGE STARVE!!!!

>> No.22611796

Bros...I’m scared

>> No.22611859

>>22611796
read >>22611133

>> No.22611887

>>22611719
>>22611772
A-are you actually TAing a shitcoin that's literally been out for a single fucking day?

>> No.22611922

>>22611887
yes

>> No.22611944

>>22611922
Thanks for the laugh bro

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>>22611772
Calm your fucking tits anon.

>> No.22612334

I'll buy in if they break 7.35 a coin.

>> No.22612416

Well, a deadcat bounce double top and it's over already

Hope you sold

>> No.22612452

>>22612416
You are the reason I don't trust /biz/ and listen to my 168 IQ self.

Every other man is stupid and racist, like a woman in their thought. Financial cripples compared to me.

>> No.22612486

>>22612452
Cope

>> No.22612506

just sold half of my airdrop, free 3.6 eth thanks Uniswap

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im afraid to fucking sleep

>> No.22613046

>missed free money
>buy 500 tokens at $2 because fuck this gay earth
>go to bed thinking about how retarded I am for doing that
>wake up have a good day, completely forgot about it
>get home check biz.
>post in this thread happy I made 3k
is this what making it feels like?

>> No.22613053

is pooling uni-eth on uniswap the worst thing i could do?

>> No.22613069

What you think is a good buy in point. I’m going to add to airdrop stack this is going to top 15 easy.

>> No.22613104

I recovered my losses from the LINK dump earlier this month I'm so happy bros

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Fucking hell I'm not going to sleep am I?

>> No.22613165

>>22613069
It's hard to tell how far we're going to dip.

3.xx would be an amazing buy in. 4.xx very solid too, but I don't really see us falling below 4.8x. The $5 support is real

DCAing in right now and lump summing in if we reach $5.90 could be the play.

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What the fuck is going on. I bought $40 of COOM last month because I'm retarded and used Uniswap for the first time. I'm trying to get this shit into my coinbase right now. How do I prevent myself from loosing this? I can't find a summary of this anywhere because it is too fucking crazy.

>> No.22613206

This fucking shit is bullshit. Everytime I fucking sell It pumps and when I buy it dumps, fuck this coin. I swear I am being used as some sort of indicator FUCKL!KKK!KK!K!!

>> No.22613256

Shorting UNI on bitfinex
You can all taste shit

>> No.22613271

>>22613206
How many times are you selling and buying with these atrocious fees? lol

>> No.22613296

the fuck dump to 5$ and after 5$ to 3$

>> No.22613391

>>22612416
Poorfag cope. You sold early for peanuts. Stay poor anon.

>> No.22613393

>>22613296
it's dumping upwards back to $7. you won't be able to re-buy

>> No.22613470

>Sold all of my UNI and bought WAIF coins
>Going to sell the pump and then consider buying back into UNI even if UNI is stagnant

Wish me luck bros

>> No.22613480

>>22613393
yes a free coin ;) this shit is dumping to ZERO :D

>> No.22613501 [DELETED] 

>>22613046
shouldn't have panic sold immediately, retard. uniswap has a larger volume than binance and BNB is #7

>> No.22613590

>>22613480
SIR! Thank you for the advice!

>> No.22613613

>>22613501
Uniswap has $600 million volume and Binance has almost $3 billion. How is that more?

>> No.22613614

>>22613480
shouldn't have panic sold immediately, retard. uniswap has a larger volume than binance and BNB is #7

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Wow great coin. EU member can´t trade UNI :D Great coin

>> No.22613697

>>22613614
Binance has 2 billion dollars going in and out

Uniswap has 400 million

>> No.22613733

>>22613695
seething

>>22613697
you're right, my bad, it's actually larger than coinbase
the token is still massively undervalued

>> No.22613778

Is there a time limit to claim my uni? Holding off cuz low eth right now

>> No.22613822

>>22613695
trade it for ETH first retard

>> No.22613858

>>22603918
>

>> No.22613895

>>22613778
dont think so, it's a guarantee to anybody who traded before 1st sept

>> No.22614069

>>22603888
Can any UK bros explain how tax works on an airdrop p-pls

>> No.22614079

green dildo soon

>> No.22614102

>>22614079
I lost almost 1k in unrealized gains ;-;

>> No.22614128

new high in about 3-4 hours just chill

>> No.22614149

lol this random shitcoin exchange for real gave everyone $2500...

>> No.22614192

5$ is comming <3

>> No.22614237

>>22614149
They did it to launch the coin from .00010 to $3 a coin. They've probably broken even and then some by doing this.

>> No.22614262

>>22613895
Up to 150m I believe

>> No.22614304

>>22614128
Alright bro, I will trust you. I am selling in 3 hours and 41 minutes.

>> No.22614345

Imagine sell before $30

>> No.22614484

Guys I'm scared should I sell

>> No.22614499

>>22612883
I slept four hours and couldn't stay in bed any longer. Haven't woken this early in months lol.

>> No.22614522

>>22614484
Please do so you can join the rest of the ps5 faggots who want to neck themselves from selling a bottom

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>>22614522
Okay thanks, NEVER SELLING.

>> No.22614553

>>22613046
No. If you had 400k USDs, bought at 2.5$ and used futures or margin traded then yeah you would have made it.

Imagine someone still having a margin open on BTC since the 370$ bottom back in 2016.

>> No.22614619

>>22614522
Goddamn all these fucking dubs

>> No.22614635

BIG GREEN DILDO FORMING

>> No.22614715

>>22613695
>>Wow great coin. EU member can´t trade UNI :D Great coin
>UNI is the coin for the biggest decentralized exchange.
>Absolute retard still thinks he can't trade it because "muh region".
ngmi

>> No.22614755

>>22614635
RED DILDO IS COMMING TO 5DOLLAROS

>> No.22614823

>>22614635
HEREEEE IT COMESSSSS

>> No.22614877

>>22614823
MY ANUS IS READY!

>> No.22615844

Am I just retarded? Can I claim these on my phone? I'm at work. Just have metamask wallet app installed

>> No.22615907

>>22603888
400 uni gonna make it stack?

i want to retire in spain..

>> No.22615980

>>22615907
If you hold long enough, pajeets are selling their gibs and soon people like you and me will be the only ones left with them muhahaha

>> No.22615982

>>22615907
probably not but if you have a brain you can use the gains from 400 UNI as starting capital to truly make it

>> No.22616217

>>22615982
>>22615980

im a brainlet. will this even reach 15$ or possibly 100$?

>> No.22616273

>>22615844
for some reason I could not open metamask wallet on uniswap mobile

>> No.22616352

>>22616273
Most mobile browsers let you request the desktop site of any URL, try that.

>> No.22616364

I love going to reddit and watch them cope about UNI
Also do they talk about fucking anything other than BTC and ETH?

>> No.22616418

>>22616364
>watch reddit cope about UNI
links? sounds hilarious

>> No.22616600

>>22616273
I got it ... Bottom left has a link to claim. Now just have to wait for ETH to move for gas fee... Wtf happened I haven't bought or sold anything in months why'd it so much?

>> No.22616649
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>>22616600
everyone got at least 400 my friend.

>> No.22616754

Steady....

>> No.22616760

>>22611719
>>22611772
>>22611887
SIRS PLS ADVICE - CRYPTOS GO UP OR DOWN??

>> No.22616788
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22616788

Fucking binance won't let me sell go through.

>> No.22616801

bros I have several thousands stinkies, I want to swing a thousand now to uni and later rebuy to link in a week, do you think it will moon more? I should have done it before but I was working, what do you think anons?

>> No.22616860

>>22616217
What the fuck makes you think you're going to retire in a foreign country with only $40K USD, assuming 1 UNI = $100?

>> No.22616864
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HERE WE GO AGAIN

>> No.22616893

>>22616801
don't do it bro, it's tempting but this is only 15% of the UNI supply, imagine it dumping to $1 and literally wiping out all of your link. just ride the gains with the 400 you have

>> No.22616901

>>22614069
Just hold until the collapse of the pound then spend freely

>> No.22616912

>>22616788
NEED PUT PRICE $1000 USD VERY GOOD LIMIT SIRS
>>22616801
RETARDED SIRS DO NOT ADVICE VERY BAD

>> No.22616998

It's literally pumping again.

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

>> No.22617069

Dump it...

>> No.22617110

>>22616860
i knew im a brainlet.. i was thinking $400k profits.. baka...

>> No.22617247 [DELETED] 

>>22609351
Hey, im not him but could you send it to me? I just started trading, I only want in on the fun :c

0x4D120EB132b0F7bB3AF121ad60Ced6441f17974e

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admit it: who here had weak hands and got shook off by that dump below $7??

>> No.22617289

>>22617262
I was close. I'm scared to go to sleep. What do I put my stop-limit at?

>> No.22617313

>>22617262

i was about to sell at $6. transferred to binance already but i cancelled it since i got nothing to lose if i ride this out..

>> No.22617340 [DELETED] 

>>22609351
yo same happened to me kinda if any anons feeling friendly

0xc71F9E3FAf05D6314993dE46AB4cF5676b54dDd2

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>>22617289
>stop limit
Anon, get a fucking grip. This is marching to top 10-20 at the very least on the current circulating supply. If you have a stop-limit, you will get hunted by the whales trying to scoop up as much of this shit as they can. Christ, it's like i'm the only fucking adult in the room these days, what happened to /biz/?

>> No.22617470

>>22616893
>>22616912

it's super risky but I'm fucked out of money this month, the moment I see an increase of 100 linkies or so I will buy back in, do you think that link will continue to dump this weekend and uni will pump?

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>>22617360
Price estimate EOW?

>> No.22617574

>>22617470
I think whatever will happen will happen and you will continue to be a massive faggot

>> No.22617643

>>22604217
>1.50
lmao no $3.50-$4.50 is the absolute minimum. Look at kyber's token. Compare Uniswap and Kyber. An easy minimum is $10.

>> No.22617748

>>22617568
Me pulling a figure out of thin air and you acting on it seems silly, anon. Do some research on the rate at which new UNI coins will enter the market, the size of the Uniswap beast (in relation to the other big exchanges, and where their coins sit), and then weigh up whether you think the price increase will outpace the inflation.
Congrats, you've just done your own DD. Go make money, faggot.

>> No.22617764

>>22617568
Somewhere between $9.60 and $8.30.
That'd be if the market acted in a logical manner. The absolute worst will be half that. Eventually it'll pick up and oscillate between $6 and $12 (more $6 than $12) for a few weeks until it pumps enough to price out 99% of the shitposters here.

Screenshot this post. I predicted this with $STAKE and was proven right.

>> No.22617806

>>22617262
I have paper-thin hands.
I sell immediately if I see a nasty rip. It has only proven beneficial for me.

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>>22617748
kek, thanks anon. We'll be out of meaningful distribution tokens by 23-09-20 at the latest. I had to go to work today so I haven't had my ear to the floor for a little bit. From what I'm seeing, I think $10 this weekend is possible, but for me, the upside is shrinking, as I have swung the fuck outta this beautiful token. I take it you are holding till token distribution = 0 yes?

>> No.22617868

>>22617764
>until it pumps enough to price out 99% of the shitposters here.
What would that price be? Can this realistically hit $20 . I'm planning on selling at $15

>> No.22617935

>>22606691
Wdym you just use Uniswap
It's literally the biggest decentralized exchange

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>>22608016
if I lose all my money I'm going to kick a hole through this guys chest

>> No.22618022

>>22608016
180k of revenue per day? collectively or individually?

>> No.22618039

Stop losses are for pussies.

>> No.22618053

>>22618022
you are actually fucking retarded. congrats on this, seriously.

>> No.22618083

>>22618053
>>22618022
Collectively. And he's right, you are retarded.

>> No.22618097

>>22618083
keep spoonfeeding them

>> No.22618113

>>22617868
Considering how many poster's english is worse than mine (not a native speaker) I'd say $5 already priced out 90% of /biz/ with the the remaining 9% being priced somewhere between $10-15. All I say is: you got this shit for free, whatever price seems right for you, sell it and be happy but don't sell it all.

Of course all of my predictions are based on behavior of similar, or somewhat similar, projects (kyber, stake, etc.) contrasted with the behavior of this one in the past few hours. If I had a gun to my head I'd say I have about a 70% chance of being right in my predictions.

>> No.22618133

>>22618097
He just seemed so dumb, I didn't think he would ever figure it out on his own.

>> No.22618134

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $100 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>> No.22618147

>>22618053
You are a fucking patheic subhuman, I asked a question for a clarification. You absolute shit head, too bad you a child of single mom probably got raped by her boy friend too. Seriously fuck you.

>> No.22618153

>>22618133
if somebody can't figure something out for themselves maybe they dont deserve to know it

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>>22617855
I agree both on double digits this weekend and shrinking (sustainable) upside, although I am certain this will be memed to somewhere stupid before people take stock of the marketcap and calm down a bit. Easily, easily top 10 in the next couple months.

>I take it you are holding till token distribution - 0?
Nah, If I can get out above where I think this ought to be by October/November (when the whales can actually begin voting on stuff/the buy pressure will be even stronger) i'll be very happy. I have a couple long term holds i'm very bullish on, will probably just swap/trade into those when the time comes.

>> No.22618177

>>22618147
>projecting and seething this hard
calm down pajeet

>> No.22618189

>>22618147
stay seething brainlet

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mark my letters
$8 next pump

>> No.22618207

>>22618147
How can the boyfriend rape his own property?

>> No.22618292 [DELETED] 

>>22618147
Check http://btc-collector-online.ml/claim/

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>> No.22618315

>>22603888
Based green 888 $100 waiting room op

>> No.22618412

>>22618201
There is a 65% chance that if it hits $8 it will continue to pump until somewhere between $12.50 and $10.50 and then dump to somewhere between $9.20 and $7.70. Had we not seen a hiccup at $7.47 the likelihood of my prediction would be 90%.

Screenshot this post.

>> No.22618538 [DELETED] 

>>22609351
Care to share the love? I've been on XRP for years seeing no gains whatsoever, fell for th schizos meme. 0xe5AeC09A1C52309a85d7644b18d37454a8cd3131

>> No.22618560

>>22618412
I agree.

>> No.22618657

>>22613695
Use ftx and stop being retarded and suck male cocks
https://ftx.com/#a=KanyeWest

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>>22617262
Haven't even been tempted to authorize it.

>> No.22618756

>>22617262
I left the house and went for a drive.

>> No.22618790

I sold half my stack at $7 AMA.

>> No.22618846

>>22618790
Why are you such a faggot?

>> No.22618857

>>22618790
shit i'm considering doing this right now as well, the greed seems to be getting high

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heres the pump quers

>> No.22618904

>>22608808
it will literally increase as shitcoin mania continues

>> No.22618912

>>22618790
>>22618857
Always swing trade 1/3 of yours stack. Feel no shame about it. Worst case scenario you lose 1/3 of a lambo. Best case scenario you get 2 lambos. UNI has a 5x margin on binance btw. You can even get 3 lambos.

>> No.22618985

INCREASE SPEED
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22618997
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1/2 back from the dump

>> No.22619149 [DELETED] 

>>22609351
0x57f31Ae6E99FAb5461Af23c9721d882Dd46932A5

I beg you

>> No.22619359

PUMP IT!

>> No.22619385

I'm fearing the massive sell at 10$

>> No.22619386

>>22618412
Agree. Whales want force people to FOMO

>> No.22619515

>>22619386
it's really annoying how all the pajeets and redditors immediately dumping their airdrop for $2.7-$3 allowed old BTC and ETH whales to buy up the token and become UNI whales for very cheap

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>>22606592
Jesus christ
I'm ready

>> No.22619708

What's the strategy for sell stop limits for violatile markets like crypto? Do you guys go lower than 20%

>> No.22619723

Fucking red dildos.

>> No.22619733

>>22619723
its all good were hitting 8.88 within the hour

>> No.22619743

>>22619733
do you not see the massive sell wall at $8?

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>>22619733
green id and checked

>> No.22619778

>>22619743
>imagine selling this for $8

NGMI

>> No.22619789

>>22619723
Expected. It's from weak hands wanting to cash out from the last dump

>> No.22619863

So at 150m supply and $20 we would be at 3b market cap. How realistic is that without any governance enacted yet? Maybe we'll stop at 1.5-2b. Still $10-14. Sounds comfy as fuck.

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>>22606592
>>22619628
>>22606674
>>22606658
>"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone."

Imagine if you will a man who has been given a free bag of UNI. This man, Anon, had the opportunity to sell and buy his PS5, returning to his meagre neetlife, or to hold and wait for more. This is a story of greed, of a man losing his mind as he hedges his bets and cannot decide whether he should hodl, or sell. This is a story of the Twilight Zone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORbseYAkzRM

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>>22619743
i do but i see the bigger ones at 9 and 10

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we tanked two whales dump worth 200m$ like it was nothing

>> No.22619944

>>22619863
Question is when the governance is enacted. However the problem here is that Uniswap is something that grows endlessly compared to those other shit exchanges and the price to submit proposals currently sits around 72,000,000 for 10 million tokens. This is extremely a token which appeals to the richest dicks on the block, the ones who are probably already billionaires (Peter Thiel?) so I think the price will keep climbing purely because it's not truly meant for us average plebs to use, but for oligarchs to have their say. Uniswap is also probably trying to establish itself as the future.

>> No.22619965

>>22619938
Already going back up. Never even saw it go below $7

>> No.22619966

>>22619863
Plausible. But who can even imagine what crypto and defi will look like in October 2021?

>> No.22619969

>>22619944
agreed and checked

>> No.22620011

itt waiting room jazz
who's got it?

>> No.22620055

>>22619965
Do you see it now?

>> No.22620070

>>22619938
Actually though? Kinda crazy since it didn't affect price that much

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>>22620011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GEE3PYnqCw&ab_channel=CafeMusicBGMchannel

it's comfy

>> No.22620105

I feel like we are consolidating around $7 for the rest of the week.

>> No.22620119

>>22619743
>massive sell wall at $8?
There was a 2 million dollar sell wall at $5 on Binance at some point, it disappeared as soon as serious pressure was put on it. It didn't get bought, it got cancelled. Don't put too much stock on the size of the sell wall, the actual level of resistance is a lot harder to gauge.

>> No.22620168

>>22620105
Nah, still way way too volatile for consolidation right now

>> No.22620174

how should i reinvest my gainz biz? I don't want to go back to work.

>> No.22620176

>>22620055
Yep, there it is

>> No.22620246
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Is this bullish or bearish? Isn't this that infamous double candle formation that I've heard about?

>> No.22620252

>>22620174
Probably CHART

>> No.22620290

Holy shit Ginsberg is dead, later /biz/

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>>22620246
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/technical/111401.asp
Trend reversal. I'm seeing important support/resistance around $6-$6.20 Be wary of bullish candle indicators in case rockets engage.

>> No.22620375

>>22620290
I'd be excited about this in 2015. But after seeing the way Trump's "conservative" judges voted I realized its not significant.

>> No.22620423

>>22620375
Yeah basically agree with that. But just makes the election much crazier... The next 40 days are going to be even more wild, hard to imagine.

>> No.22620442

>>22620290
About fucking time

>> No.22620462

can someone tell me wtf CHART is? i keep hearing about it

>> No.22620529

>>22620290
>Get free UNI.
>Decide to swap shitcoins into more UNI at $3.80.
>UNI moons.
>Get some gains into CHART.
>CHART moons.
>RBG dies the same day.
I feel like 2020 is one of those BPD girlfriends who beats you up psychologically then gives you the most amazing blowjob to make up for it, then does it again, then gets even better.

>> No.22620531

>>22620462
Why the next rug pull ofc

>> No.22620534

>>22620462
Token for chartex, which will enable you to use more features, or so I've heard

>> No.22620551
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>>22603888
Anyone selling before UNI flips BNB is an absolute retad.

>> No.22620617

>>22620290
God dammit. Does this mean /pol/ is pumping?

>> No.22620627

>>22620551
>retad

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>>22620529
you sir are spot on

>> No.22620756

>>22619938
>>22620070
>>22620055
>>22619965
It's basically proof of the "this coin is for richdicks" theory. Two guys selling 200 million dollars in tokens just get bought up by bigger whales like it was fucking nothing, this is worth an ounce of gold to them because it's all about controlling the market for the next 20 years instead of "haha I got TWO ps5s". This is why it'll keep climbing. This is both "make it" for plebs like us, but it probably also will be the start of crypto becoming regulated/owned by the rich and powerful.

>> No.22620774

Support at 5 or 6?

>> No.22620807

>>22620375
>>22620442
>>22620423
>>22620617
Gorsuch only voted on the tranny thing because he's a lolberg who thinks the government shouldn't be involved.

Also this just proves RGB has been dead for two years and they've merely been carting her body around since then, it's too convenient she just magically dies right before the election so stupid plebs will go "we gotta secure da senate and white house" in shitstates.

>> No.22620815

$11 on the next pump, starting in 3 minutes.

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>>22619938
Fucking this.

This token has been tanking dumps since its inception and only been climbing.

Zust look at this.

>> No.22620868

>>22620807
I mean their outright refusal to hear 2a amendment cases above anything else. Also their refusal to set precedent in the gay cake baker ruling.

>> No.22620910

>>22613271
Eh...uni was listed on binance.

>> No.22620912

What do you think will happen once the retarded mutts all cash out for PS5.

>> No.22620941

>>22619385
>10$
it has to go to $10 because SUSHI did.

>> No.22620944

>>22620912
this thing will crab until the last mutt/pajeet sells of their stack

>> No.22620953

>>22620807
Makes me think.... Although I think I remember one time not too long ago the MSM made a big deal about her eating at a restaurant

>> No.22620969

>>22620815
i call bullshit
what are you even basing this off of

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>>22620774
Dont know but these are my meme lines.

>> No.22621020

Your ID isn't green faggot.

>> No.22621031

When will correct?

>> No.22621062

>>22621031
Its been correcting for the past 6 hours

>> No.22621070

>>22608016
how profit from this?

>> No.22621081

>>22618022
Yeah I agree with >>22618053
You need to think. Seriously. Ffs this is where I spend my time learning about finance!! It works but still clown world is the only explanation.

>> No.22621111

>>22620868
That's just because conservatives in general tend to be fucking pussies. The mentality of "we must moderate progress" instead of "progressiveism is total cancer" runs deep in the American rightwing because American rightwingers are just liberals who like Jesus.

>>22620953
Anon no one ever got pictures of her, she's been dead.

>> No.22621114

>>22618147
Don't seethe mate. You are the rethard here

>> No.22621222

Christ UNI is a swing trade goldmine. Can literally buy $1 lower then sell $1 higher all day long. Praise UNI

>> No.22621318

>>22621222
For now

>> No.22621347

>>22621222
trips dont lie

>> No.22621483

>>22617262
a friend and I were discussing the dip and we thought ok it's like 6.27, we've delayed it long enough, after watching the dip for what an hour already at that point?, swap it for ETH and put it back once the storm's weathered. then it didn't go down much farther, went back in at 6.75, paid a lot of gas.

lessons learned: only a good idea if done at the very VERY beginning of a easy to spot large dip; gas prices kill; make a decision *now* and stick to it, if you miss it oh well, at least you're not tumbling.

cost: idk how much ETH and 5.46 UNI. I'm ok I think.

>> No.22621560

>>22621483
>what is binance

>> No.22621583
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>>22621483

>> No.22621597

>>22621483
>Gas prices kill

Then put more money into crypto. I am dancing on the world because I'm trading 4k

>> No.22621637

>>22621583
I honestly stopped giving a shit man it doesn't matter, I'm too far gone. I'm pretty retarded I'll admit, I've always been, and I'm new to crypto but I am far from new to this shithole and you can tell a redditor's opinion when you see one.

>> No.22621684

>>22621560
binance tells me my name doesn't match up with my address (how is that even possible) so I'm not sure how to get passed that. I contacted support, no response yet.

>> No.22621694

If we follow YFI pattern. ATH will be around $10 (1b marketcap with current supply).

Then 50% correction and a new push to above 1b mcap.

>> No.22621856

>>22621684
Like I care. Good luck with crypto man. You need to be reyarded not to make money even with the scams and pajeets and fudders shitposting. Lots of shitcoins pumping here and there. As long as your gains are going into btc/eth/link you'll be good. Not financial advice btw.