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22597556 No.22597556 [Reply] [Original]

God you’re all so fucking stupid. You have no clue what you fucking sold. Enjoy your free $1,000 and have yourself a couple trips to Chuck E. Cheese. The rest of us tried to fucking help you but, whatever.

>> No.22597566

>>22597556
How much to make it and how high will this go

>> No.22597572
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>>22597556
what are the price predictions on this gem ? Im literally all in

>> No.22597582

>>22597556
Imagine being this butthurt over something that was f r e e
You people want to suffer and relish in it.

>> No.22597584

Top 10 market cap at the current supply would take it to almost $50. Roughly half of the tokens have been claimed so far so if they were claimed today, 10 market cap would put UNI to $25

>> No.22597592

>>22597566
I mean. BNB went to the top 8 and uniswap shits on it so... skys the limit as far as I’m concerned... I just can’t believe people sold it on the first fucking day, is $1,000 really that life changing that you couldn’t hold out for 5-6 figures? Maybe it is and I should be a little bit nicer

>> No.22597623

>>22597592
We've even seen comparisons to rugpull shittokens, while this is literally the token of the exchange they're based on.

>> No.22597637

>>22597623
It’s cause this board literaly has no brain. They’ll pay top dollar for a scam, yet they’ll sell a gem they got for free before it even takes off lol

>> No.22597640
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>>22597584
Considering what the current top 10 looks like right now filled with shitcoins like pic related I expect UNI to have a fair chance of getting in there

>> No.22597641

>>22597556
sure buddy, the same thing you said when link was at $20.

>> No.22597660

>>22597640
>polkadot already 5th
god fucking dammit

>> No.22597672

>>22597637
is now a good time to buy?

>> No.22597675

>>22597592
BNB has utility. UNI is useless and still has a huge amound of supply locked.

>> No.22597676

I don't care, lost too much money in the past playing roulette. I'm not butthurt. Could have made a lot more but greed always burned me so I'm used to setting cutoff points.

My luck is so bad if I bought more uni right now it'll drop 75% and only go back up after I sell them.

>> No.22597693

>>22597676
Luck doesn’t exist fren

>> No.22597697

im still holding because I have no ethereum to swap out

>> No.22597704

More free coins now haha
Free tron
https://dapp.tronlink.org/#invitecode?code=PcB7&lang=en

>> No.22597732

Ignoring the value of being able to actually govern anything or future speculation of uniswap...
$8.73M Annualized Earnings * 122.23 (Avg. P/E ratio of top 5 DeFi protocols built on Ethereum by earnings) = $1.07B market cap -> EST price of UNI would be ~ $16

>> No.22597737

why didnt it dump to 0 if it was given for free?
are pajeets evolving?

>> No.22597743

Uni will be worth more than link

There I said it

>> No.22597745

>>22597641
I haven’t posted about LINK since it broke $1

>> No.22597755

>>22597640
kys

>> No.22597772
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>>22597556
$1000? I just swapped my 400 UNI for over $2000 in ETH. This is literally better than the shit stimulus check from my burger government, THANK YOU UNISWUP

>> No.22597896

>>22597772
Congrats on not being able to wait a week lol .. enjoy your measly $2,000 lol

>> No.22598020

>had 13 addresses qualified
>sold all but 500 uni around $3.7
>don't know how to feel about it now

>> No.22598049

>>22598020

i don't know what to say anon... why didn't you sell half ?

>> No.22598107

>>22597556
how much do you think it cost to go to chuck e cheese

>> No.22598166

>>22598020
I'd sell like 3 right away and hold 10 LOL you gotta have balls in this game. congrats on your gains you can easily make it

>> No.22598194

>>22597693
There is a absolutely a luck force in the world. The Jew doesn’t want you to know about it.

>> No.22598224

>>22598194
>tfw i convinced myself that my subconsious can travel between different worldlines and with the power of positive thoughts bring me on the one where i gonna make it
who else /schizo/ here?

>> No.22598245

>>22597556
Km nkt gonna even lie, i flipped it the night the tweet came out, woke up and bought 500, nothing happened overnight so only down some gas.

>> No.22598274

>>22597640
Eh Binance is an exchange coin, so at least they have something going for it.
Agree with the rest though, even crypto.com

>> No.22598303

>everything is bullish
Did UNI save crypto?

>> No.22598318

>>22598020
It's just greed talking, I had more wallets than you and made 40k from this coin. I dont regret it because I've basically secured a guaranteed future for myself. Only regret is not keeping a small bag.

>> No.22598328

>>22598303
Until ethereum fucking dies because everyone's tired of dealing with >10 USD gas fees

>> No.22598340

>>22598303
Hayden => ??? => Sminem

>> No.22598364

Kept 100 just incase shit like this happens

>> No.22598365

>>22598328
> he got priced out of gas fees

Bullish desu.

>> No.22598378

>>22598318
40k is amazing, but not too much in the bigger picture. greed is a bitch

>> No.22598396

>>22597675
This is the number one issue. Uni has 900 million tokens launched. Holders are in for a long painful process even if the project is legit.

>> No.22598406
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22598406

Same pattern repeating on uni now. Whales collecting from the paper hand faggots and boom another 50% we go.

>> No.22598408

Bought at $5.22 thinking I bought the dip. How fucked am I anons?

>> No.22598422

>>22598194
Mantso, leave.

>> No.22598426

>>22597556
never been so glad for a uniswap trade to fail in my life

>> No.22598436

I only have two wallets. I sold one 400 immediately and kept the other one. Greed is making me considering putting the $1000 I got back in UNI but kinda like that other anon, I feel the luck gods will smack me in the face for such a move.

>> No.22598479

>>22598194
It’s just called being wise

>> No.22598494

>>22597637
You just perfectly summed up biz

>> No.22598499

Why i cant claim its pending for hours now

>> No.22598503

>>22598436
I'd put a buy order at 4.5 honestly

>> No.22598534

>>22598224
you have it right anon. Believe in it and bring the positive energy to yourself

>> No.22598628

Question: since the point of this token is governance, doesn't that mean the whales are going to slow pump it and eventually move their bags off the exchanges when they've got enough?

>> No.22598749

>>22597584
$50 makes the 400 UNI worth $20,000.
I sold mine for 3.7 ETH.
$20,000 / 3.7 = $5405
What’s a safer bet, a new and unproven governance token doing a 10x from ATH.. or the established platform that governance token is built on doing a 3x from ATH?

>> No.22598776

>>22598378
that 40k will turn into at least 400k in a bullrun even if you dont know what you’re doing

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>Why i cant claim its pending for hours now

>> No.22598853

>>22597732
What supply are you assuming? Short term it's 150-200M, so $5-7?

>> No.22598857

>>22598776
yeah I mean cashing out 40k. its great but not life changing money

>> No.22598892

ITS DUMPING AHHHHHH

>> No.22599145

>>22597566
Top #25. 400 to make it.

>> No.22599179

>>22599145
I'll just half-makeit then, and take 2.5eth right now.

>> No.22599370

>>22597672
Yes

>> No.22599760

>>22598782
>>22599735

>> No.22599791

>>22597592
People consider 400 tokens a drop in the bucket compared to 400k tokens. I mean the token's current supply is suppose to be 100M and soon 1B from farming.

>> No.22599856

>>22599179
I mean if you hold the ETH you’ll probably still make it.

>> No.22599897

ITS PUMPING AHHHHHH

>> No.22599903

>>22599791
Trying to fud? You were wrong on everything you just said. Haha

>> No.22599936

>>22599897
It's really not but it will in 5 hours
Screenshot this post

>> No.22600190

>>22598408
not very, it is heading back up

>> No.22600250

>>22598749
eth will never be 5k brainlet

>> No.22600293

>>22597737
It gives you voting power/allows you to make proposals for the future of uniswap. If you buy enough of these (like coinbase is doing), you effectively own or at least control uniswap

>> No.22600351

>>22600293
I think there’s gonna be more to it than that. These uniswap jews are pretty sharp.

>> No.22600365

>>22597556
>God you guys are all so dumb for selling this coin i’m still holding and i desperately need you all to buy so i can unload on you. I’m not shilling guys im helping YOU, no really.

Kek

>> No.22600389

>>22600365
>Seething $2.50 seller, mad that he couldn't buy back in at $1

>> No.22600494
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>>22600365
>God you guys are all so dumb for holding onto this token that went up 3x. I sold way too early and I desperately need to you to sell so I can buy my bags back. I'm not FUDing guys im helping YOU, no really.

>> No.22600785

>>22600494
We were under $5 for the past 2 hours. Why didn't you buy then anon. Perfect opportunity at $4.80. This should continue to climb higher now.

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>>22600785
I sold 100 of mine earlier just so I had guaranteed chunk of change and the remaining 300 I'm gonna sit on
If it does dip <4.50 I might put the 500USD back in but I'm not sure

>> No.22601070

>the market will go up and up forever and nothing bad will happen ever again

they’re only doing this shit to kill sushi/rake in the fees. with degeneracy like this going on I’d be surprised if the entire market doesn’t dump soon

>> No.22601710

>>22600351
They literally make hundreds of millions of dollars from minting a billion coins with the touch of a button. Seems pretty sharp to me

>> No.22601954

>>22598020
I will now just roleplay that I just received the 400 plus 100 extra and never ever think about it again

>> No.22602569

>>22598020
You needed the money that bad huh?

>> No.22603257

>>22598396
That's why best play is to hold only 1 or 2 months until uni found it's true mc and then sell.

>> No.22603515

>>22598020
at least sony is happy

>> No.22603594

>>22597556
>website that use one of the largest use cases for crypto in the market
>literally millions upon millions of dollars flowing in and out of this company every fucking day
>"HERP DERP SELL AT LEAST HALF YOU RETARDS STOP GAMBLING ON SHITCOINS HAVE FUN SELLING AT $1 LMFAO FUCKING RETARD"
OP is 100% right. This board is filled with fucking morons. All you fucking had to do with hold on for at least a LITTLE while longer. I'm keeping them until at least after the election.

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>>22597556
>felt bad having sold all my 800 UNI for about 6 eth yesterday
>should have held at least some
>idly clicking through my metamask addresses
>CLAIM 400 UNI
Turns out I'd forgotten about a single rejected transaction I'd made about 3 weeks ago on an otherwise disused address.

>> No.22603649

>>22603601
Don't be a retard and sell this time. Hang onto them.

>> No.22603669

>>22597556
I sold half of my airdrop. I'll take the remaining 200 to my grave or to $50.

>> No.22603696

>>22603669
Based

>> No.22603727

When you sold all your bad positions in SXP, DIA, PRQ, YFI brought UNI at the bottom. Comfy AF. I don't even care about how much money I make it is such a relief to get rid of those bad positions ; )

>> No.22603780

>>22603649
Oh you bet I'm going to. I want to see where this goes.

>> No.22604000

It says I claimed my token but I keep having to clear the pending transaction. What gives?

>> No.22604064

>>22604000
What a colossal waste of trips, it’s working fine now anyways

>> No.22604092

ATH BREACHED

>> No.22604585
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>>22597556
Fuck man, UNI is up over 125% in 24hrs. I never chased a pump, but I’m feeling the FOMO big... talk me out of it

>> No.22604627

Can someone tell me what the lowest price was for this?

>> No.22604658

>>22604627
no, go look it up on Coingecko

>> No.22604682

>>22604627
It initially had a hard dip into the 1-2 but it went right up to 3 and then 4 and the lowest in the last few hours was 4.7 or so

>> No.22604693

>>22604585
It's literally forming a double top right now. Even if it manages to break $6.50 it will touch $6.50 again before going any higher. You're either buying the top or you're buying in before a confirmation that it's going higher.

>> No.22604757

>>22604585
Will pump to 10$ then who knows what happens from there.

>> No.22604787

>>22604693

>It can go up and it can go down.

>> No.22604796

>>22604787
Not even close to what I said, but sure

>> No.22604855

>>22604693
It'll go up. It's easy to predict. Look at that low market cap for such a coin and FOMO. It'll at least double from here.

>> No.22604878

>>22604693
Massive fomo right now holy shit

>> No.22604938

>>22604693
cringe cope

>> No.22605037

>>22604855
>>22604938
>>22604787
Sure looks like that double top just formed. Potential support at $5. After that only Sergey himself could know.

>> No.22605077

>>22605037
This means shit. "Double top", kek. Maybe if the coin was already stabilished. But not now.

>> No.22605099

>>22604855
Retard, its already some billions. Full supply is always priced in

>> No.22605115

>>22605077
>>22604855

Double dubs... You should trust me. I bring the truth.

>> No.22605194

>>22605099
Kek. Get out of here with that FUD. It's easy double. Are you blind to this FOMO?

>> No.22605342

>>22605077
Most TA is garbage, but double and triple tops are rarely wrong.

>> No.22605367

>>22605194
Youre saying its going up becausr of mcap so you have to be mentally disabled because this is the biggest reason to sell it. Only noobs without any experience in crypto trading are still buying this coin. Enjoy the ride while it lasts newfag

>> No.22605559

I’ve got about 125kUSD sitting in my Coinbase Pro account. Fucking UNI is only on Coinbase? wtf do I do bros - I want to dump it all into UNI.

>> No.22605657

>>22605559
It's on pro

>> No.22605725

>>22597675
WTF do you mean? Uniswap has grown huge, and will continue to do so. UNI is a governance token. Whales will be able to heavily influence protocol decisions. The value in UNI is in the voting power it gives you in regards to the protocol.

>> No.22605727 [DELETED] 

>>22605115
Looks like you win. It just broke $6.50.

>> No.22605806
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>>22605657
>VIEW-ONLY MARKETS

>> No.22605875

>>22605806
I sold mine Coinbase Pro yesterday. Do you live somewhere with restrictions?

>> No.22605926

>>22605559
Wire it all to me and I'll buy it for you ;)

>> No.22605963

Can one stake this token? Or lend it?

>> No.22605999

>>22605875
What the literal FUCK?? Burgerland, here

>> No.22606006

>>22605725
Whales meme is hilarious. It will pump and it will dump and then it will move in market direction forever

>> No.22606127

>>22598328
consider the following, most banks charge $15-$30 to draft a cashiers check.

>> No.22606219

>>22606006
Why do you think Coinbase and Binance reacted so fast? Listing it faster, post launch, than ever before? They're scared, they are trying to get as many people storing their UNI on their exchanges as possible, so they have enough voting weight to not get left in the dust.

>> No.22606412

>>22606219
Almost nobody knows how the governance of this token will look like. its now all hyped up because the price is moving up and people are inventing reasons for that like with every other hyped pump. When the momentum is gone normal people will realize the token is worthless for them

>> No.22606504

>>22606412
We don't know just how it will work, but we know it will be something. Again, the reaction of Coinbase and Binance shows just how seriously they take the potential of this, and that they want in on it.

>> No.22606765

>>22606412
Okay, but the coin will have an actual use and the platform is already the highest volume trading platform in the crypto space. Even if the coin's use isn't that huge, it's definitely not crashing hard enough to matter and will still stabilize at a decent price. There's no downside to this, just hold and ride. You got in for free, right? Don't sell your golden ticket.

>> No.22606771

>>22606504
Fair enough. Too much speculation and too high full mcap are reasons for me to not buy into this anymore. Lets see

>> No.22606772

>>22605999
Same here. I thought New York was the only state with restrictions though. I haven't tried today so I guess it could've changed, but I sold 400 UNI on pro yesterday and already got the money in my bank account.

>> No.22606787

This is the only thing that won't load on coinbase pro! Let me fomo in!

>> No.22606823

>>22606772
FLORIDA

>> No.22606833

Glad my UNI took a while to finally reach my account because it gave me time to do some research on wtf this free money was about. if you did this then you wouldn't be selling until $25

>> No.22606927

>>22606127
its not a bank, stop making excuses

>> No.22606935

>>22605559
why don't you uniswap it?

>> No.22606958

>>22597556
One of the few calls which aged well lol

>> No.22606970

>>22605963
Jiaozi has a farm for it. I don't know if they're a scam yet.

>> No.22606976

I sold at $2.44 for a measly 70k RSR. Help me

>> No.22607040

Every single day there's a shitcoin or two that explodes. And every day or two after, pink wojaks screaming about financial ruins crop up.
The cuckle continues, and always will.

>> No.22607072

>>22607040
This one was free at least, just don't put any more money into it.

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>>22597640
I don't have a problem with LTC. Cheaper and faster to send money between exchanges unlike BTC and ETH

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>>22606127
>Let's just not consider any alternative or perspective

>> No.22607990

so USA bros...we finna get taxxed for claiming this lol??

>> No.22608000

>>22606127
There are alternatives being worked on that actually scale.
Difference between a cashiers check at a bank and crypto is crypto is going to need to be capable of scaling as it grows exponentially in usage. Ethereum is bottlenecked by it's outdated and inefficient architecture. Alternatives are rolling out in 2021 that alleviate ethereums issues which it has because it was built before scalable solutions were figured out. Nobody thought it would be necessary to scale to the extent that's needed now.

>> No.22608033

>>22607990
I'm not reporting shit, IRS can eat my ass

>> No.22608066

>>22607990
as soon as u make it USD it's taxable.

>> No.22608160

>>22598020
Well you made more than $15k so I guess it's good for you

>> No.22608194

>>22607990
Hell yeah we are. I honestly think this was a way for the IRS to find who owns what and how much. They literally spent almost billions to buy almost a trillion dollars worth of meta data. This will be the biggest data mining operation since facebook. I know the numbers are inflated but I was just trying to make a point.

>> No.22608923

Sold for xdai stake @5.15$, i guess im fine.

>> No.22608980

>>22599145
Unironically this. It's like 40 BTC were airdropped to you back in the days.

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>>22606976

>> No.22609041

>>22604693
There ain't no double top anywhere in sight.

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>imagine selling for a snoy console

>> No.22609246

>>22597640
remove XRP from this list faggot

>> No.22609252

>>22608033
that's the fucken spirit. It's all a business and so fuck them and get yours playa.

>> No.22609375

Let this be lesson for you retards who always all in and all out

>> No.22609381

>>22608066
it's taxable as income as soon as it hits your wallet

>> No.22609415

>>22609030
How do you even vote?

>> No.22609450

>>22609381
>given something for free without buying it
>don’t sell it
What am I being taxed on?

>> No.22609472

>>22597556
Hi OP I believe your screenshot is outdated

>> No.22609543

>>22598194
>ayo shieeeet the white man be keepin us down muhfugguh
oh wait

>> No.22609715

>>22609381
>>22609450
almost. it's taxable as soon as you sell or trade it for something else.

>> No.22609751

Hey guys how do you margin trade and futures trade on Binance or Coinbase?
I margin bought on Binance, but I only received 900 UNI from my 400 UNIs when it said 5x isolated.
I think I borrowed USDT for 2.33x and with said Tether I bought UNI instead of directly borrowing UNI 5x times.

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Did you ever want to be one of those lucky recipients of a UBI study? You know, those lucky families that get UBI for a few years and get followed around for the sake of science?

Congrats.

>> No.22609915

>>22609715
Thats for capital gains/losses. Airdrops are considered income as soon as you can access it.

>> No.22609960

>>22609915
My apologies. You're right.
>The IRS has specified that new coins received through an airdrop are taxed as ordinary income. ... The amount of income is the fair market value of the airdropped coins at the time they are received in the wallet.
That's pretty shitty.

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>>22609960
Imagine paying taxes.
Imagine reporting this on your tax forms.
Imagine willingly telling the IRS when and where you got your UNI.

Just HODL. Literally that simple. Soon enough the boomers will realize that Crypto just isn't going to work under the tax plan they have laid out. It's impossible to track so many transactions. They don't even understand how crypto works and they tried making regulations around it. Soon enough it'll come crumbling down.

>> No.22610204

i want to buy the dump but holy fuck it just keeps on skyrocketing

>> No.22610251

it said I didn't have any free UNI available even though I used Uniswap before Sept 1st. anyone else have issues with that?

>> No.22610319

>>22597572
$30 end of week

>> No.22610368

>>22610251
connect the eligable wallet you brainlet

>> No.22610378

>>22610368
I did

>> No.22610400

>>22598224
same. happens to everyone but you can choose to be conscious of it. see you in the best timeline fren!!

>> No.22610479

>>22597675
UNI is a governance token, and Uniswap has a 0.05% fee to token holders built-in that only needs to be voted in (ala Sushi). You do the maths.

>> No.22610506

>>22610090
I get what you're saying, but peace of mind is a thing for me. Even if they aren't able to track these things, I'd rather not have anything to worry about. Nah mean?

>> No.22610541

>>22610251
Watch a tutorial or grow a brain.

>> No.22610566

>>22610541
that hurt bro. take it back

>> No.22610585

what's the circ supply of this?

this can't be right 99,108,868 / 1,000,000,000

>> No.22610597

>>22610251
>>22610378
Maybe you're a nigger? Post etherscan link to your wallet, you have to have made a transaction on it.

>> No.22610631

>>22610597
and it would just say 'uniswap' where my transactions are?

>> No.22610741

>>22610631
in internal txn

>> No.22610769

>>22610506
they can track it easily. coinbase tracks and records 10 tx hops after you withdraw from them.

>> No.22610827

>>22610769
What about tracking things like uniswap though?

>> No.22610977

>>22597640
>Circles XRP

>Leaves out LINK

>Shiggy Diggy Doo

>> No.22611038
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22611038

I sold everything at $2.65. I don’t think I’ve ever been BTFO this hard before. I think I’m gonna vomit.

>> No.22611086

>>22597640
Polka is trash too, add it to the trash list

>> No.22611087

oof. That stumble.

>> No.22611123

>>22611087
I just bought at $6.8
Already winning LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

>> No.22611216

>>22610090
as long as you pay your taxes when your transfer whatever amount it is to fiat, you'll be fine

>> No.22611289

>>22611038
Imagine being this retarded.

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>>22597556

>tfw you missed the boat

>> No.22611417

>>22610090

You're an idiot. Pay your taxes.

>> No.22611442

>>22597572
that guys fuckin based

>> No.22611491

>>22611417
This. I just wish it was easier. Let me pay the rate off whatever money enters my bank account, don't ask me about airdrops or farms or how many trades I made to get it.

>> No.22611568

>>22611289
Fuck you I don’t have to imagine it. I was convinced the jeets would crater this.

>> No.22611884

>>22611568
Yeah me too man. I don’t feel bad though fuck it. This is literally the matic pump 2.0. I sold at 75 sats from 50 sats because the team is literally pajeets.

I guess the pajeet fud isn’t actually a good indicator of anything.

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>>22597556
w-what the fuck did I sell?

>> No.22612498

>>22611038
It just dropped from 8.44 to 6.50. I quickly transferred it to BTC but I'm waiting out to see if its a real dump or just a trend

>> No.22612572

>>22612498

Lmao I just decided to buy more at $7.90 too.

Looks like it's bouncing back$7 already though.

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>>22611216

>> No.22612629

>>22607990
imagine being a slave concerned for the well being of your master

>> No.22612685

>>22609861
real nigga timeline. DON'T SELL ALL OF IT.

>> No.22612908

>>22598224
i talk to my dead ancestors all the time and they tell me to buy chainlink

>> No.22613002

>>22598749
This is exactly why I converted all 400 to ETH immediately.

Based, dabbing in smoothbrains everywhere

>> No.22613299

This is like buying Apple shares in the 90s. What would you vote for? I'd vote for a cut of the transaction fees to go to us and I think that's what every other token holder wants too.

>> No.22613366

>>22610827
it's on the BLOCKCHAIN bro. every transaction ever done on ethereum is recorded, they'll be able to retroactively go back with A.I and connect every single dot, and send you a nice letter in the mail

>> No.22613428

>>22613299
AMZN is a better comparison but something like that. We will control the market where the tokens are traded. This is where you want to be.

>> No.22613436

>>22605725
the only voting power UNI gives you is how much UNI gets given out for staking lmao it doesn't control the actual exchange
>>22610479
LOL you must be new, because a ton of exchanges tried that model and their coins all failed, look at kucoins price in 2017 vs now

>> No.22613463

>>22609960
>The amount of income is the fair market value of the airdropped coins at the time they are received in the wallet.
>value at the time
kek, no worries here I guess

>> No.22613487

>>22600947
>gay af

>> No.22613510

>>22613366
faggot I've not only used multiple wallets I have wallets I have traded on that I don't even know the public keys for anymore let alone the private. there will be such a shitshow if they ever try and forensic every uniswap trader lmao

>> No.22613572

>>22613299
That's a more complicated proposal than you may realize. Uni's current fee structure exists to pay liquidity into pools for each token for the sake of market making. If we're scalping from that, or worse, adding additional fees, then the inherent draws of Uniswap over competing DEXs is reduced for traders. If we get too greedy, we might scare investors off.

>> No.22613579

>>22613463
Why? It's pretty much saying you owe taxes on it as income. Even if you hypothetically were to sell it at a loss, you'd still owe the value of the tokens (at the time you received them) in ordinary income

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>>22599145
>400 to make it
>I bought 500 yesterday

>> No.22613715

>>22613510
>there will be such a shitshow if they ever try and forensic every uniswap trader lmao
Will there? These are algorithmic problems with algorithmic solutions. A computer can trivially be trained to examine, resolve and simplify these transaction maps, then shit out a manifest of tax-owing wallets and the evidence of their shuffles.

>>22613579
Just being comedically boastful about the recent price gains, the gag being that we will of course sell our UNI for so very much that the tax on the current price will seem minuscule.

>> No.22613794

>>22613715
yes but if I move from one wallet to another they have no way to prove I didn't send that money to another individual, which means they need to pin every single address you have ever used to you. I don't know about you faggots but I have mixed my coins several times lmao