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Im sick of Wagie life, I have 500$ saved up for crypto. I have been a lurker for awhile and done my own research. Here are some I am considering Polka dot, Chainlink, BAT, STA,XRP, OMG, Vechain,Cardano, Fetch.ai. Show me the way Anon

>> No.22589907

>>22589814
buy a good pair of kneepads
head to a truck stop or highway rest stop with bathroom walls with holes. you'll know what to do. get to know the taste and behaviors of your regulars. maybe wear a blonde wig if they peak over the top of the stall. you'll enjoy it and if you swallow you get a free meal too

>> No.22590022

Lottery tickets.

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I have all my money in this piece of shit, OMG.

>> No.22590107

>>22589814
Sign up for a Coinbase account.
Go all in on Chainlink.
Do all of Coinbase's earn programs and get every token/coin that you can get for free.
Hold and keep slaving.
There is no escaping hard work and the human condition.
Embrace it.
Enjoy it.
Keep holding.

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22590111

>>22589814
Don’t be a fool

>> No.22590136

if you're really intent on escaping forever, invest that 500 in dot and then continue to regularly throw as much as you can into it until it prices you out.

>> No.22590771

Statera is a scam, the coping mongoloids who still make threads are stuck holding their bags and only make threads to scam newfags into pumping their shitcoin

>> No.22590808

>>22589814
Half of those are absolute shit. Stick to the basics and just go all in link. No need to diversify with such a small stack