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damn it's happening soon

It just touched $4 on cb pro

>>22583860
TFW you are going to make $15,000 in a 10x for an airdrop you are only part of because of an obscure basket weaving forum on the internet buying memecoins on a site with a fucking unicorn as the picture.

>>22583860
When do we sell?

>>22583860
Manifest Destiny.

>>22583941
are coinbase pro users literally retarded?

>>22583975
Don't you love this timeline?

Why is coinbase pro higher wtf

>>22584198
Yes

>>22584226
A. Normies
B. You can cash out right to USD

>>22584198
Not if they are the ones selling.

CB pro doesn't count. It was fucking pissing me off that binance was 10% behind, but its because eth is super congested and no one can get their uni into their cb wallet. at least thats my guess. cb's liquidity is terrible right now.

>>22584439
also its funny that binance was matching cb in price earlier, but at some point I noticed some fuckface dumping 5K uni at a time constantly on the arbitrage bots on binance at $3.15. So I'm pretty sure he fucked the price up on binance for a good while

>>22583860
We just got listed on Coinbase, bros.
Btw can these guys be our mascots?
Maybe pepefy them lmao hahaha

>>22583860
goybase will pump our bags

>>22584533
No

Someone can help a poor fella here? My paycheck only comes out on the 5th.

ETH: 0x63D120650D4989248C18E9d0D252E4CC0EE501d6

>>22584573
Ask ur mum

>>22584573
buy some on coinbase with your debit card retard

>>22584569
Yes.

>>22584573
Then convert your other crypto into ETH you bullshit scammer.

>>22584573
>fundos
lol bean breath. get a job!

>>22584573
You can't afford 15 fucking bucks?

Newfag to crypto here, should I swap for usdc or eth when the time is right?

>>22583860
I give this shit 2 weeks before its back under $2. Sell the high retards

Can a friendly anon gas me?

0x106b28253Bd220443dA2Bf9D7C3F63ca37a69e36

I'll send back 3x the gas you send once i receive these

whats the deal with uni farming, i deposted 6k in liquidity for eth-dai and im gonna get less than 1 uni per week!? jewish fucks

>>22584756
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-banned

>>22584699
Just hold it retard

>>22584718
It'll be at least $10 in 2 weeks since all the jeets would've sold their free coins

>>22584756
jesus where did these fucknuts come from the past couple days

>>22584573
stay poor retard

whats the deal with uni farming, i deposted 6k in liquidity for eth-dai and im gonna get less than 1 uni per week!? jewish fucks

how much money do i need to de[psit to get even 1 uni a week??

>>22584756

>>22584699
This could very easily 10x from here, and there's literally 0 risk because it was free. Sell at your own peril.

>>22584718
>>22584937
I know, that's why I said when the time is right. I'm trying my hardest not to be retarded.

>>22584756
Chrck yout inbox ;)

>>22583975
>>22584203
WAOW I JUST LOVE THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF A NEW AIR DROP. CRYPTO IS SO QUIRKY AND FUN

It’s been steadily going down for over an hour. Is it crashing?

>>22584573
I’ll do it for 50 uni

>>22584573
ill do it for 40 uni

How to UNI?

>>22584573
ill do it for 30 uni

>>22584756
sell some of the link
Get an even 1500, use the rest for gas

>>22584573
What a chad you are 0x04C079bB31DGeD8391015eed8D6b625A40957058

>transaction has been going on for 4 minutes now
B-BRos...?

>>22587148
Just wait. I doubt it'll drop further ;)

>>22587196
Here's some memelines for you.

>>22587855
Checked. Redpill me on this memeline

>>22587889
Incoming fun. Expect wojaks all over.

>>22587889
>15m chart

>>22587944
>>22587954

Dump or pump? I'm not autistic please esplain

>>22587982
Too early to tell. Just think about the average erc20 trader and what they'd do if they received >$1000 in free coins

I didn't realize it was on regular coinbase! I thought it was only on coinbase pro


What a time to be alive

>>22587855
is this a pennant or symmetrical triangle?

t.brainlet

>>22588056
looks like a pennant

>>22584321
What exchange are you using now? Looking to get back in and I was using poloniex which is shut down in the US. Should I just hop overseas?

>>22588041
>Just think about the average erc20 trader and what they'd do if they received >$1000 in free coins
At worst, they're just going to dump it all back into the uniswap ecosystem. It's a win-win. And nearly 60% of wallets have claimed and dumped.

>>22588142
A bull pennant or bear pennant?

>>22588211
bullish

>>22586225
t. faggot who missed out on a free $1500

Honestly what is a good price target for this shit bros?

I almost panic sold 400 for 2.4 last night but stopped at the last second and now it's almost worth 4 ETH again.

This shit is driving me more insane than any of my legitimate investments kek.

>>22588519

Buddy it's creeping up to $4 as we speak. Probably now is the time to get in

I left 200 as UNI. I'm comfortable risking it. I take back most of the times I called Uniswap a niggerfaggot.

>>22583941
I just touched your're mom if you catch my drift

>>22584120
$40

>>22584198
yes they are. They're literally using goybase pro

>>22588519
>This shit is driving me more insane than any of my legitimate investments kek.
I unironically have over $350k in stonks and fully understand how you feel.

I sent 100 to coinbase because I didn't have enough gas to trade it on uniswap.
>Estimated confirmation >18hrs
RIP. Well fuck me I hope price holds until tomorrow for an easy $350-400. The rest I'll keep as a memento to magic crypto free money. Like the 100k NuLink I still have (got aidropped 2M sold 1.9M for over an eth).

Its pretty weird that with crypto you can just get free money like that ngl.

>>22587855
>>22587944
>>22588142
>>22588299
You fuckers better be right about this

>>22583860
DOT took like a month to reach 5 billion mcap. This is gonna be in the billions very soon.

>>22589066
as always, not financial advise.

>>22584198
>>22584198
I was just thinking this. Loopring (LRC) hit 37 cents on coinbase pro yesterday but it was trading for about 27 cents everywhere else. Insane how stupid people are that they don't check the prices elsewhere before buying.

>>22584914
You still get paid fees for providing liquidity the uni tokes are just an added bonus, like BAL tokens on balancer

uniswap has 100x the volume and is only 3x kyber

anyone selling for under $10 is a moron

>>22584914
you are going to get cucked so hard by impermanent loss.

These eth fees are crazy right now.
>go 5% to get in the eth+uni pool
>246 gwei
>ok cool
>stuck on pending
>check gastrader
>recomend gas 5% is now 310 gwei
>went up in 10 seconds
Holy shit.

4 achieved

i hate these binance niggers so much. When coinbase ran up to 4.50 earlier today all we got on binance was some dipshits dumping hundreds of thousands at 3.60. So I figure cb just doesn't really mean anything and the price changes don't matter that much. Later I sell my position for a couple hours since I had taken profit. CB pumps 10%, ok, and I LITERALLY watch a bunch of rich fucks transact millions of dollars on binance tracking that price EXACTLY down to the second. This was a 0 volume pump as usual. Like what the fuck? Now CB is going up again, I've bought in but of course it isn't tracking the price anymore. Cool

>>22584120
>>22588753
hodl, the bull run and the hype as features are added to UNI will force the price way up. I want to see if 400 UNI can pump all the way to 150k without me lifting a finger. It's an experiment and I want to be a part of it.

>>22584699
With the Fed failing to raise interest rates... inflation is going to still be a thing. Swap to ETH, not USDC.

*This is not financial advice, do your own research

>>22584439
>CB is cheaper on gas/fees but the sale price is higher as a result

Naisu desu ne.

>>22588041
>>22588200
>my eth is pumping

Kek. These idiots are making me money and I'm not doing a thing.

>>22586282
I heard some FUD about some bug with the airdrop or the token itself... regarding something to do with "support." I have no idea really though.

$4 ACHIEVED

>>22587148
Mine took over a day at medium gas.

>>22589321
My transaction is stuck as fuck too. It estimated 18 hours. I tried to use metamask' speed up function and it says it failed. But etherscan shows it as pending. Fuck this I'm going to bed and let's pray it doesn't dump on me while I sleep.

>>22584198
What's stopping someone from just depositing a ton of uni on coinbase selling there? Pls no bully

We've officially hit 4
$5 waiting room thread when?

>>22589471
what are you doing bro, transfer that to coinbase.

>>22586282
>>22589453
hard serge right now
kikebase is $4.48

>>22589491
I'll be in the $50 waiting room thank you very much

>>22583860
Uniswap should at least be top 30. If it reaches top 30, target price is $10.80.

>TARGET PRICE $10.80!!

>>22589491
$4.45 @ cb

>>22589489
Nothing. Nothing is stopping you from doing that. Except the number of people willing to pay that much.

>>22589489
There is a bug with metamask, might require you to uninstall the reinstall the plugin.

It's official coinbase pro users are retarded as fuck. They're buying at 20% premiums.

>>22589498
why fren

>>22589372
fuck yes nigger i agree with this. ALL YOU RETARDS who sold for MUH Psdicks will remember this day. Forever

IYKYK

>87% Buy / 13% Sell
See you on the dark side of the moon.

oh my fuck

My coinbase wallet claim on uniswap transaction doesnt show up on etherscan, tried sending 0 eth but since theres no transaction dont know nonce....pls help guise :(

>>22588519
>"legitimate investments"
kek

>>22589372
Lets be realistic anon, I can see a 10x, even a 20x, but 150k?

>>22589512
>TARGET PRICE $10.80!!
i think it'll range $10-$20 for a while
people will start to get scared about the market cap but then realize coinbase/whales hold the majority of the tokens and wont crash the price

>>22589579
sell now you gigantic pussy

Shit, it keeps pumping amidst all the brutal dumps by pajeets and future PS5 owners. The fuck is going on?

>>22589579
150k is just the start.

>>22583860
i managed to sell at 4.16, when to rebuy?

WHAT WAS THAT!!!

>>22589609
$1

2/3 of my portfolio is uni now. Got my original 400, bought 644 more and now I have 4000 bucks in uni.

>>22589578
UNI MAXIPADS

>>22589626
you're about to be the color of your id

I can't believe I got $1600 for no reason. It just lines up with this clown world even more.

>given $1500 for free
>there are people that dumped all 400 for $800 and bought a playstation 5 and lmao weed with the rest

top zozzle, imagine cucking yourself so hard

>>22589372
I'm sold. HODL'ing.

At least $8-$10 EOM

>>22589569
wow thanks for reminding me about coinbase wallet. forgot i used it to swap on uni. YAS. You probably have a previous transaction so that one won't show up until the previous goes through. check your etherscan and cancel the previous. Or wait.

>>22589609
$5 :)

>>22589654
It was a legit play to secure $1200 of free money than gamble on it. It may pump for a while but LPs are sitting on millions of UNI and they're about to farm way more.

>>22589569
You can't up gas on the coinbase wallet app. Sync the wallet to your brave browser, process it, and pay the gas

>>22589579
I'm talking 2-3 years in the future. Keep in mind that there are only 1 billion tokens and you need 10 million of them to propose things and investors/the Uniswap team/other exchanges will necessarily buy up to 40% of the supply, which means realistically only about maybe 60 whales max can become the kings who make new proposals on uniswap.

It's a situation where at some point each and every UNI will become a valuable commodity. The only thing that could fuck it up is if V3 never comes out and Uniswap dies because ETH 2 never comes out.

>>22589694
>about to farm way more.
Not really, it's 2.33M every week. Not a lot in the short term.

>>22589649
What the fuck?
I’ve used uniswap multiple times before sept 1 and I didn’t get shit.
I was using CB wallet..

>>22589543
I'm glad I wasn't taking a drink of coffee when I saw this. Hahahaha...

Already sold mine for $3

>>22589688
Been waiting 12 hours man

Feels bad

>>22589724
What reason will anyone who mines it have to hold it though?

consolidating nicely above 4 now

>>22589649
NOT A BUBBLE OK!

>>22583860
Imagine not dumping free money into Safex miners. It's like you don't wanna be financially free.

>>22589723
ETH 2 needs to come out and work well, it's definitely contingent on that

Who the fuck is still buying this shit?

>>22589639
yes, 12 male tampons please, extra large

The non stop jet dump is not slowing this thing down. Watch this baby fly once all the weak hands are out

whales are still buying it up at $4

>>22589735
I used CB wallet too. Are you sure you're just not seeing the Claim button?

>>22589797
>jet dump
Kek meant jeet. fuck autocorrect.

>>22589543
Jokes on you. I use coinbase pro and I bought at about tree fiddy for 100 dollars and sold at 4.10

Lunch will be free tomorrow. I made it boys

I'm only holding 100 of these puppies but I hope they make me rich

arent all the retards that cashed out their unibux going to FOMO back in. surely not everyone can just make money. market is a zero sum game and we can't all win so im getting kind of GONZERNED :DDD

Is UNI the next LINK? I'm feeling the magic bros...

>>22589853
with what money? they spend their stimulus on ps5 and the new gpu already

>>22589858
based and is still holding

>>22589853
sure there are winners and losers, but, you literally have to choose and actively decide to lose money instead of being patient. also from what i understand there will be a gambler degenerate enough to buy any asset at any price.

>>22589827
I’m not seeing a claim button on my app..
I’m also a leaf. CB isn’t allowing me to buy UNI even if I wanted to.

LMAO THEY DIDN’T HOLD AHAHAH

The thing most people are forgetting is that most traders are not disciplined enough to hodl or are savvy enough to know when to take profit . Not saying this won't see a massive increase in the near near future but this WILL see a big dump at some point. Be careful guys

Why is my confirmation taking so long it's already been 12 minutes
You're supposed to send it to your ETH wallet right

Who here had the most wallets? tfw only 2 but feel good I can hold one and swap the other for ETH

>>22583860
Tried selling at $2 , didn't have enough eth for transaction coz poorfag, now it's at $4, still can't sell.
Nooooooo

>>22589723
You are the messenger of God.

HOW DO I GET THE 400 FREE UNI, HELP IM A WAGESLAVE I NEED TO MAKE IT

>>22589935
On uniswap, bottom right ellipsis. Claim at the bottom. Nothing at all?

mfw I only have 800
>I g-guess $800,000 is enough for me

I wanna sell but at a top for the night

>>22586836
>sell the link
>cant do that without paying the damn gas fee

>>22589760
Hm. I claimed on CB wallet and it took about 5 minutes for $10 (298 gwei). Now moving to coinbase pro says 8 minutes. We shall see.

where were you when uniswap made us all rich for free

>>22590059
need to have used uniswap before september 1st

>>22590177
>where were you when uniswap made us all rich for free
It actually boggles the mind that there are thousands of people on this board that are interested in crypto and never used uniswap. like, what the fuck have you been doing during the defi bull run? ngmi

HOLY FUCK am I glad I didn't cash out like a poor faggot earlier. We a Uniswap board now boys. Anyone gonna buy more?

Headed to $5 soon tonight

>>22590180
I just sold all my crypto 6 months ago after years of trading and have spent all my time wageslaving. Just a few days ago I get back into it and miss this train. fuck me

>>22590029
5 dollars EOD Friday

FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY

>>22590177
checked. i was here with frens

$5 shortly

>>22589704
How do I do that every time i try on brave browser it just sends me back to stupid coinbase wallet

>>22589774
Anon I don't know how you don't know (YKWYK) but Uniswap has more volume than Coinbase now. The big wallets, guys who have 1000+ BTC, have a vested interest in hoovering this up and becoming movers and shakers on Uniswap now. The fact you thought it was "just a meme token, a gimmick, free eth for pajeets" shows how shortsighted you are.

>>22590234
you never used uniswap fren? there will be more opportunities.

>>22590256
You import the wallet to the browser

>>22590234
>>22590300
This, I've been on /biz/ since 2016. This isn't the first board-wide frenzy from opportunity nor the last.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22590237
Literally about to hit $5 right fucking now holy shit

>>22590199
I unironically have PNK to thank for this as I had to use uniswap to buy it.

hit 5.3 on cb

Holy kek. where you ps5 guys at?

>>22590365
So it's more like

>6 dollars EOH 3 AM
>8 dollars EOH 8 AM
>10 dollars EOH 12 AM
>20 dollars EOD Friday

I guess most people must have claimed and dumped for the price to be mooning so quickly. Tempted to get hammered tomorrow so I can wake up with a hangover and a lot of seethecope from the PS5ers.

>>22590397
It's happening.

>>22590449
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!! D-DualSense... DEMON'S SOULS REMAKE!!!!! uhhh FINAL FANTASY 16, IT WAS W-WORTH IT OKAY!?

>>22590199
Most likely poorfags. I came into crypto already having significant savings that were just losing value sitting in my bank account anyway. Sure things are crabbing now, but once September ends the bullrun will probably start up again once the DJIA stops being a shit.

>>22590065
I got it to work.
Can’t believe this bros..I got ass fucked last week by being a drooling newfag and put a lot of my holdings into YFII. My losses were equal to about what this boost of Uni gave me..
Feels good. Not selling.
Going to use this second chance to be smart from now on. Will likely buy more uni, too.
Boggles my mind how this is real.

>>22590310
Im phone fagging it wont let me do it...damnit

>>22590535
KEKW

>>22590936
If you can't get on desktop brave, you could create a metamask wallet, send eth from your coinbase wallet to the metamask one, then claim the uni using metamask. The metamask wallet can up the gas to push the transaction through. The coinbase wallet really is for shitters

Based PNKies got me my UNIes.

>>22591403
Same.

>be me
>see that people in coinbase are overpaying
>lets send my UNI there and take advantage of that extra 20%
>transaction gets stuck, cancel it and give up on the gas, try again with extra gas
>finally made it there
>go to coinbase pro
>only UNI pairing is with USD
>USD pairings are disabled in your region
fuck me

You click on the 3 dots in the corner of https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap and Claim UNI and paste the address of the ETH wallet in it. You can do this with the browser in Coinbase wallet. You'll need to copy the address of the wallet first.

if you missed out on your unis dont be sad fags, chainlink started an airdrop too! you just need some ethor linkies

heres the participation site: linkairdrop.io

>>22591685
that sucks. I was wondering why no one could arbitrage.

>>22590199
I was in the army and I only got out of there a couple of weeks ago

>>22592532
This site steals your ETH when you reveal your private key.

>>22592567
Sorry to hear it. But that's what you get for serving ZOG

You know, saving 30 UNI might have been a really good idea

>>22590449
>>22590535
>>22591040
>>22589603
>>22589881

https://youtu.be/j3gDw8tWLyk

>tfw my stop loss triggered when I went to sleep
Fuck me....

Boys it's been so good to be in this with you tonight. God bless

Imagine if this shit hits YFI prices

>>22584533
>>22584655
c-c-checked, regular show it is