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>> No.22568490

I TOLD YOU NOT TO SELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYpz3abAk98

>> No.22568491
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>horse
so fucking comfy lads

>> No.22568494

first for trains

>> No.22568495
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22568495

APOLOGIZE

>> No.22568496
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>> No.22568497

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22568498
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22568498

nvda

>> No.22568500

WHATS THE PRICE TARGET FOR GME

>> No.22568503
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22568503

first for comfy non levered index funds

>> No.22568505
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22568505

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Well, actually were out of AAAAHHHHH territory for now. Anything over -1.5% is just a shit day, not AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH worthy

>> No.22568507

>>22568495
got a price prediction?

>> No.22568513

PAMP IT

>> No.22568515
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22568515

Why

>> No.22568516

>>22568491
Horse always gives me the biggest boner

Too late to get into GME lads? Or is it another wkhs?

>> No.22568517
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>>22568507
>got a price prediction?

>> No.22568520
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22568520

MONKE GANG NAK GANG GIVE ME A (YOU) AHHH OOO AHHH AOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHH NAK KKKKKKKKKKK NAKKKKKKKKKK NAKKKKKKKKKK LETS FUCKING GO BANANA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22568523

>>22568405
UVXY follows /VX not the VIX afaik, assuming it's similar to VXX at least. /VX is currently falling off of a cliff.

i tried longing VXX this morning and lost money, but i learned my lesson and flipped my position and now im making it back. lesson learned, never long volatility, only short it. it always returns to the mean, you just have to wait.

>> No.22568525

GAMES AND MOVIES

NOT TOO LATE FOR MOVIES. MOVIE THEATERS OPEN UP AGAIN THIS WEEKEND.

AMC IS A BUY. I POINT OUT GOOD TRADES HERE. I TOLD YOU GUYS TO BUY GME LAST WEEK WHEN IT WAS CHEAP.

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OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

>> No.22568539

>>22568520
based NAK attack chad

>> No.22568545
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22568545

AAAAAAAAAAAAA Im quickly recovering

>> No.22568547
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22568547

Started today up 1.9% and within 5 minutes I was -0.7% back to +1.11% What the fuck happened lol.

>> No.22568548
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22568548

owe kkk

ya G's up

GME. GME.

money in the bank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxFGhQsaSwI

>> No.22568550

>>22568520
NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK

>> No.22568559
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22568559

THEY SOLD?

>> No.22568562

Was that it? Is that all bears can do?
USA USA USA

>> No.22568563

SECOND LEG DOWN
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>> No.22568565
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22568565

IT'S HER TURN YOU FUCKING COKEHEADS THERE IS NO REASON FOR THE NSDAQ TO BE AT ALL TIME HIGHS FUCK YOU YOU BANKER COKEHEAD SHITHEELS I WILL CELEBRATE A DIFFERENT CELEBRATION FOR THE LOSS OF EVERY COKEHEAD INVESTMENT BANKER'S JOB BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID TO MY SQQQ CALLS TODAY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IT'S HER TURN IT WAS HER TURN!!!!

>> No.22568570
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22568570

aaaaaa

>> No.22568576
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22568576

>>22568520
>>22568539

>> No.22568577

>>22568500
I've seen 20 and 30 mostly. Some have said 40-50 but I seriously fucking doubt that. But who the fuck knows. Nothing makes a lot of sense right now. Except tech taking hits. That makes sense.

>> No.22568578

>>22568498
kino taste in fashion

>> No.22568583
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22568583

How are you doing my fellow bulls? Surely qqq can only go up, right?

>> No.22568587

>didn’t buy the dip at open
TODAY IS GONNA END GREEN ISNT IT GOD FUCKING DAMMMMMIIITTTTTT

>> No.22568589

why are people panicking?
My portfolio is 100% GME so I don't really understand. Is something going on?

>> No.22568593

>>22568498
based byzantine gril

>> No.22568599
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22568599

>>22568565
>IT'S HER TURN

>> No.22568600
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22568600

>he didn't buy the dip
>he shorted the bottom
>he bet against america
>he didn't learn
>they never learn

>> No.22568601
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>>22568539
>>22568576
>>22568550
NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK

>> No.22568607
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22568607

ok I'm buying some weed

>> No.22568611
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22568611

>>22568583

>> No.22568617
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22568617

Bro’s, my wife wants to cuck me. What do I do?

>> No.22568618

>>22568507
Absolutely spitballing from that max zoom graph from last thread $15 by January or the CEO embezzles everything and flees to a non-extradition country.

>> No.22568622

whew it recovered enough for me get out of bad long kek

>> No.22568628

WHY IS IT RECOVERING FUCK

>> No.22568629
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>>22568601
glad to see NAK bros making it

>> No.22568638
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>>22568607
no you retard, buy GME while it's still single-digits
pic fucking related. Short sellers are being so irrational

>> No.22568639
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22568639

Where's the QQQ crash?

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22568641

>>22568617
get a good camera

>> No.22568643

>>22568617
Cuckquean her!

>> No.22568646

>>22568617
seduce her bull and cuck her instead.

>> No.22568647

Reminder that TSLA and AI in general is at the AOL phase of the internet for comparison.

>> No.22568648
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22568648

Anyone else staying cash for a while at this point? Sold TQQQ at a loss of about $1000. Market is just too unstable at this point I'm safer in cash than letting algo's, hedge funds, and institutions move the price hard enough that I lose big time especially when some of them usually have info the public generally does not.

http://www.strawpoll.me/20956415

>> No.22568649
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22568649

The real question is how do you get to be this guy?

>> No.22568651

>>22568607
Gimme some faggot

>> No.22568654

tfw sold sqqq at 27.2 today

>> No.22568656

>>22568628
it's dead cat bouncing

>> No.22568655

>>22568617
is she literally asking to cuck you as like part of her fetish?
or did she suggest you guys go poly? either way, you should record her saying it and then hire a divorce attorney

>> No.22568657
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22568657

>NKLA Green
>QQQ Red
>Again

>> No.22568659
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22568659

Guys keep an eye on UEC

Uraniuam is about to blow up.

>> No.22568666

>>22568495
Gamers are the most oppressed class in the world

>> No.22568672

>>22568629
NAK APES TOGETHER STRONG

>> No.22568674
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>>22568601
What exactly is a monke zone?

>> No.22568675

TESLAMARINES DON'T FEAR THE PREMARKET DUMP, WE NEVER SELL.

>> No.22568676
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22568676

I am seriously about to all in on this and set it to DRIP forever I simply cannot time the market

>> No.22568682

>>22568654
that'll feel silly within an hour or so

>> No.22568683

>>22568639
any minute now

>> No.22568685

>>22568666
WE ARE RISING UP!

>> No.22568689

What happened to KHC this month?

>> No.22568691

> open up smg
> Ctrl + F 'AAAAAAAAAAAAA'
> over 50 hits
> it might be time to buy soon

>> No.22568696
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>>22568462
QQQ AWAKEN

>> No.22568697

>>22568600
Based. When others are fearful, be greedy.

>> No.22568698

>>22568647
Recommend me some AI stocks beyond just the usual big tech stocks

>> No.22568701

GME nooooo

>> No.22568703
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22568703

> WKHS single handedly saving my ass
It almost defies belief at this point.

>> No.22568708

When exactly do options expire, at closing on their date?

>> No.22568709

>>22568682
That's how i feel about qqq and it's T/S mommy daddy all the time

>> No.22568714
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22568714

GET BELOW THE VWAP YOU FUCKING NIGGER /NQ WE ARE DUMPING TODAY NO GOVERNMENT MANIPULATION NORMIE SHILLING OR COKEHEAD FRENZY WILL SAVE YOU

>> No.22568717

>>22568676
what ticker is this?

>> No.22568718

I'm down 1%

oh no oh no oh no, it's all over, I'm financially ruined!

>> No.22568719
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>>22568649
you just put in a lowball limit order

>> No.22568722
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>>22568655

It started as role play, now she is actively dressing more scandalous and trying to get guys to hit on her. Her sex drive has been getting harder to manage. She is constantly horny. FUCK

>> No.22568729

>>22568717
filename

>> No.22568731
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>>22568697
what about when only the people who are paying attention are fearful, and the majority of everyone else is greedy?

>> No.22568736
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22568736

Shit is not dipping like i expected

>> No.22568740

>he bought 9.50 GME

>> No.22568746

>>22568559
Early morning retail investors think they are buying s dip before they head in to work. They will be crying tomorrow.

>> No.22568747

>>22568696
That's a dude isn't it?

>> No.22568752

>>22568649
That's most likely a Market Maker.

>> No.22568761

GME going down a bit. Now's your chance to get in on some long calls while you can.

>> No.22568762

>>22568617
Live stream it

>> No.22568766
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>>22568674
DONT ASK QUESTIONS JUST ENTER THE MONKE ZONE BROTHER

>> No.22568767

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH TESLA

>> No.22568771
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After the great squeezening of 2020 and Gamestop reached $3000 per share Ryan Cohen has just been appointed as Emperor of a new african colony of chainlink and gamestop billionaires

By 2022 GME has managed to manufacture flash drives with digital games on them for cheap and has revolutionized compact discs into a new medium.

The whole world has used gmes patented process for all software and digital games lost the battle as Gamestop can store games on their flash drives and no download required and no taking up room on your hardrive.

Microsoft needs their patent process to continue to sell Windows and Gamestop merges with Microsoft to become the biggest stock in world history in 2023.

The year is 2023 and a Gamestop drone has flew over your house to deliver your 3 for 39.99$ brand new games which you have gotten for free because you traded in your old games.

They also deliver you sex bots and have become the largest tech company partnered with tesla.

Luckily you didnt have to wait as they have 20,000 stores and instant delivery

The online sales category of gamestop.com has become the largest online retailer.

After ordering your VR immersion headset with unlimited sex pleasure with real in game women,

You see a amazon worker closing his van and going on unemployment as the last van amazon ever has and you say you should have bought GME calls.

>> No.22568772

DEATH TO QQQ

>> No.22568778
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>>22568689
they been undergoing "strategic transformation" aka stock crashing and they panic

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>>22568601
Ook?

>> No.22568789
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>>22568685
GANG WEED

>> No.22568795

HOW LONG UNTIL TQQQ RECOVERS?

3 WEEKS?

>> No.22568799

>>22568771
SHUT UP KPOPSCHIZO THIS IS A NAK THREAD NOW

>> No.22568806

>>22568767
If you can't handle big dick swings then stay out of TSLA. TSLA is for musky cocks.

>> No.22568812

>>22568731
25% of the market is retail investors. They are about to get rekt.

>> No.22568813

>>22568740
that was definitely some shorts covering, but it's only just beginning
Interest rate on IB is now 64%. 4000 shares available kek

>> No.22568817

considering picking up a few sqqq calls now during the pump

>> No.22568822

>>22568795
lel, get fucked permabull

>> No.22568823
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so anyways, this is why you always short the VXX on pops. just make sure you can handle margin so you can wait if more habbenings than you expected happen.

>> No.22568824

>>22568659
Why do you keep saying that?

>> No.22568826

> S&P down 0.6%
End times

>> No.22568828

>>22568795
Recovers to what? It'll be 130 by Wednesday

>> No.22568834

>>22568752
But how does that work? Why do they get to buy it for so cheap?

>> No.22568843

>>22568817
Don't do it, you'll jynx the rest of us

>> No.22568845

>>22568783
MONKE BROTHER WE MUST RECRUIT MORE TO BUY NAK

>> No.22568851

>>22568826
We're gonna blast soon, relaaaax

>> No.22568853

>that crude oil spike
HOLY FUCK OIL BROS
is this it? Is it finally starting to pay off? Our months of suffering?

>> No.22568856

>>22568795
Try 3 decades lmao

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>>22568703
imagine how I feel all in with margin and leverage

>> No.22568872
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22568872

I've never been more proud of an old, bloated piece of shit.

>> No.22568874

>>22568747
yup

>> No.22568876

>>22568824
Because I want you to succeed and not miss out.

>> No.22568880

>>22568853
>$40
wake me up when 50

>> No.22568893

>>22568767
Lots of red everywhere (mostly tech), so people panic sold TSLA.
Then people remembered "oh wait they're Tesla lol" and bought back in.
Battery Week also changed people's minds.

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>>22568685

>> No.22568897

>>22568657
I keep telling you idiots not to buy puts on that shit but you keep doing it

>> No.22568898

D E A D K I T T Y

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>> No.22568905

>>22568722
dude just fuck her better lol.
sounds like you were sorta into this, you have no one to blame but yourself

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mommy mommyy pjhh nkoo AAAgjjj MOMMY MAAKKKE IY STOO

>> No.22568921

>>22568893
I can't wait for TSLA to tank and fuck you people in your faggot asses

Even if it takes the entire market with it

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>>22568898

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>tfw your delta hedge just about covers the theta decay

>> No.22568945

>>22568462
I have hands made of literal fuckng steel, I never sell, I can be making a 60 percent loss and I don't give a fuck. Just holding like a chad.

>> No.22568946

Oh fuck here it comes

>> No.22568955

>F going parabolic

>> No.22568956

>>22568897
I used it to hedge against my QQQ calls because I thought "if QQQ goes down people will flee from a scam stock"


Guess I was wrong

>> No.22568958

>>22568722
Tribulus supps and Damiana tea.

Youre welcome.

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>mfw I got out of PLAY yesterday

>> No.22568974

>>22568826
You mean 10%.

>> No.22568994

Can anyone export me some options pricing data for VXX from january to today or so, expiring sometimes in sept or oct 2020? I want to see the whole chain if possible, if not then at least the following strikes: $10, $15, $20, $30 and $40.
Ibroken only gives data going back late april or early august depending on strike.

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>>22568969
OHHH WOWWWW

OHHH WOWWW IT FALLS APART IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE BUTTER

STRAIGHT OFF THE BONE TENDER

OH WOW

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>> No.22569011

>>22568921
Won't tank till battery day :)

>> No.22569012

>>22568462
Just went all-in SQQQ
The crash is coming.. It started on September 1, just went through the "Return to Normal" phase, and now it's transitioning into "Fear"
>30 million Americans unemployed
>Largest deficit in US history
>Largest national debt in US history
>6 month unemployment benefits are running out
>Coronavirus exploding in all nations (except China)
>Federal Reserve just announced they're doing nothing
>Presidential election already disputed before anyone has voted
>Stock market still at all time high

I've had 5 super normie friends ask me in the past month what stocks they should be investing in.. think of JP Morgan getting asked by his shoeshine if he could invest

You don't need to panic. Just go short.

>> No.22569021

>>22568611
kek

>> No.22569033

80K cash,a spattering of money in ino, mrna and gme, and 1 (one) sqqq call. i'm going to eat breakfast now.

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this is just like last week but now we can blame jpow

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>>22568896
Blocks your path

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What is your avg price for TQQQ frens? Dumped mine to not be a bagholder like those who bought at $165.

http://www.strawpoll.me/20956465

>> No.22569040

>>22568703
>>22568491
>>22568516

Horsechad theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPBzujm-cF8

>> No.22569042

will we ever recover from this bros ;_;

>> No.22569044

i have 5k. should i buy the dip on TQQQ?

>> No.22569047

>>22568897
The worst is, there's literally free money to be made playing hindenburg reports: buy puts instantly as he releases data and close at 50% profit or 10% loss, whichever comes first. Chances are you'll hit 50% profit in MINUTES every time. But the days after the report, price always recovers and often breaks new highs.
>>22568956
If people flee QQQ, they're going into risk-off stock, absolutely not euphoria stocks.

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>>22568997
I see we have a fellow wien's warrior in the thread. God speed.

>> No.22569068

>>22569012
>i have a major vested interest in things going down. please sell

kek

>> No.22569075

>>22569062
that guy fucks kids

>> No.22569077
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pls trump come through with a stimulus. I will not only vote for you, I’ll disown all my liberal friends.

>> No.22569079

NAK TO THE MOON

>> No.22569080

>>22569044
Yes, if you want to lose 40% in the next 2 months

>> No.22569084

>>22569040
I wish i was holdong horse instead of nio :(

>> No.22569088

>>22568956
Anon if the cultists were going to flee from NKLA they would have done so when they admitted to rolling a truck without an engine down a hill to trick their investors. It pumped 11%.

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>>22568795
>>22568822
>>22568828
>>22568856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v-33jcEDk4

>> No.22569100

>No stimulus coming
This is the end, no?
The donkey and elephant will rather submit to China than give each other an inch

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>>22569047
>If people flee QQQ, they're going into risk-off stock, absolutely not euphoria stocks.
yet another day NKLA green QQQ red

>> No.22569110

>>22568823
Who buys those calls though? Makes no sense.

>> No.22569111

>vixx down to 5% from 8

Lets go bulls

>> No.22569117

>>22569080
ok. how about AMD?

>> No.22569121

>>22569038
Oh the top was actually $175 and some cents. Ouch that must sting. Even without buy calls that is a loss of about 33% earlier this morning, idk about current price as I haven't looked since I last saw it at $120 like 30 minutes ago.

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>>22569068
Get a load of this guy, he thinks that /biz/ has an impact on the overall market
Literally everyone in this entire thread could sell every single asset & buy shorts, and it would have zero impact on the market.
We are in a bubble - you've been warned

>> No.22569134

>>22569101
It's because nikola was hit by hindenburg, not because people are leaving qqq and going into it, It's not a line, it's multidimensional.

>> No.22569138

society turned me into a monster.

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>>22569075
Nothing about him is suspicious at all....
>>22569090
Poor arnie didnt deserve that

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>>22569138

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>>22569012
>30 million Americans unemployed
All niggers (IE, productivity is not affected)

>Largest deficit in US history
It gets larger and larger by design

>Largest national debt in US history
See above

>6 month unemployment benefits are running out
See #1

>Coronavirus exploding in all nations (except China)
Lol >pic

>Federal Reserve just announced they're doing nothing
>Presidential election already disputed before anyone has voted
>Stock market still at all time high
Priced in

>> No.22569172

>>22569044
Pretty risky imo.

t. Lost 1k'ish on it and likely staying majorly cash for a while.

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If MRNA doesn't moon in a month max I'm literally killing myself.
I'm financially ruined.

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MORNINGS BROS. This dip isn’t nearly as bad as what we’ve seen before, even in the last two weeks, hang on to your tendies. I’m not scared but maybe I’m jaded and have an unhealthy view of money from options.

GME is getting a niice pump, I was finally able to close out of my overly priced calls for a small profit right after open. I’ll be buying back in with much more capital when it compresses down a bit again.

>> No.22569183

>>22569128
But if we picked one penny stock...

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10 DORRAR GME CLOWSING!!!!

MONKEY MONKEY

!!!

>> No.22569191

>>22569079
>$2 calls
>3000 bids
>4 asks

>> No.22569198

>>22569128
We've been in a bubble at all times according to different people on the internet.

>> No.22569201

What's the feel on iBio's earnings report tomorrow, I can't find anything concrete

>> No.22569202

>>22569159
Then explain the dump
<_<

>> No.22569204

>>22569172
hmm should i hold till EOW or sell my losses? (lost 1k as well)

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>>22569191
BELIVE

>> No.22569216

>>22569179
Unless GME short squeezes early before I can buy back in then I’ll fucking kill myself

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>>22569159

>> No.22569220

>>22569183
clf

>> No.22569230

>>22569191
Lmao

>> No.22569234

>>22568771
Why are you people so delusional?
Do you have any comprehension that price is a reflection of MARKETCAP? What kind of a MARKETCAP are you targeting? Do you have a target, or do you do this shit based solely on feelings like a dumb fucking woman?

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>GME
>no pullback
funniest shit. Even CLF shill's value trap pick is green today. I'm sure he's on the right track on value trading in this environment right now, but GME's still the better value trade even after its massive rallies.

>> No.22569241

>>22569178
let me fuck you before you die. so it looks like i raped you to suicide

>> No.22569243

>>22569198
Bubble since 2009. It is a credit bubble but the stock market is the most insulated from its effects. Literally being a bear on anything BUT the markets pays off right now.

>> No.22569246

>>22569191
And 9/18 is the exact opposite kek.

>> No.22569247

>>22569202
hello qt

>> No.22569259

why is GE pumping 5%?

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>>22569234
m8 im just kidding my price is like 20-50$

>> No.22569266

>>22569237
erm
it's down 8% from 9:40

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WHAT THE FUCk
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22569273

>>22569202
Look at the 3 month charts. This isn't a dump it's a correction.

><_<
Back to
>>>/reddit/

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nvda

>> No.22569278

>>22569068
kek you're in /smg/ mate
/biz/ is not going to affect the stock market, some $15m crypto token maybe but shilling will not work here

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>>22569179
>I’m not scared but maybe I’m jaded
Same.

>> No.22569302

>>22569259
4d nikola chess

>> No.22569320

>>22568872
>A company with no history of e-commerce is somehow going to explode onto a scene already bloated with e-commerce.
BU-BU-BUT MICHAEL BURRY BOUGHT IT AND THE BIG SHORT TOLD ME HE IS A GENIOUS

>> No.22569323

>>22569259
Because fuck you thats why.

>> No.22569336

>>22569259
Gamestop is buying them out

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>>22569198
Please explain to me why you believe companies, as a whole, should be valued equally or higher today than before a major global pandemic
>protip: you can't

>> No.22569347

>>22569320
burry bought GE?

>> No.22569350

>>22569320
That is GE not GME you sperglord

>> No.22569353

Green EOD sorry bears

>> No.22569362

>>22569204
I sold. I decided like a week ago that if stuff plummets again that I should just exit and stay in cash (except for some long term options I got on other stuff). Personal choice but decided to trust what I said to myself a week ago. This market looks shaky like it is on life support and the machine is failing. Perhaps this is just the bottom and its smooth sailing from here but 2 hard moves down in the last 2 weeks just looks unstable especially when mixed with hard upward movement. Up to you as this was a decision I came to, you'd have to decide for yourself.

>> No.22569365

>>22569320
autism

>> No.22569368

Not to be a boomer, but I have a diversified portfolio and I'm only down .11% today. What the fuck are you retards buying?

>> No.22569367

>>22569320
Stay mad dumbshit. I just dumped it all at 7.05 and will pick back up in a week and do it all over again.

>> No.22569375

>>22569266
that was obviously some shorts covering. >1 million volume within minutes.
Just a taste of more things to come

>> No.22569377

>>22569237
Just picked up a call, let's lose money together!

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>ITT: Delusional bulls

>> No.22569385

>>22569368
ketamine

>> No.22569388
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CRAB MODE CRAB MODE
I TOLD YOU FAGS WE WERE CRAB PEOPLE NOW

>> No.22569391

If my heart starts fluttering when I am in the red should I just give up and get a real job?

>> No.22569393

Some people are getting very emotional right now. Are they more afraid of losing money or being wrong?

>> No.22569397

>>22569368
The S&P 500 as a whole is almost down 1%. Good for you being lucky, I guess.

>> No.22569403

>>22569368
Calls on leveraged ETFs and cocaine

>> No.22569407

>>22569368
Boomer futures.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22569415

>>22568639
Nasdump is testing the 50 day ma

Once it tests 10990-11000 and if it can’t hold it prepare for heavy bags anon

>> No.22569416

im buying the 6.5 9/18 GE puts for $2 and hoping the pointless pump pulls back by tomorrow and i get something

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clf anon here LETS FUCKING GO

>> No.22569432

>>22569344
>Please explain to me why you believe companies, as a whole, should be valued equally or higher today than before a major global pandemic
Because the companies werent affected, while others were? Which reduces competition and makes acquisitions easy.
The local bookstore going out of business is another win for Amazon.

Look at companies like Apple. Do you know how much iPhone sales they dropped YoY? 0%.
They were not affected because people buy phones. Same with Amazon. Their YoY quarterly growth was 40%.

This doesnt count for said bookstore or airlines naturally. They are fucked. But big boys shrug it off like nothing.

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>>22569393
BOOOOOOOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.22569449

>>22569393
I dont know if it's newfrens not used to volatility or if I'm just numb to panic.

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What will you do when QQQ inevitably closes green today?

I think I will drink. I never do. But Jesus Christ I should.
This wild ride isnt healthy

>> No.22569461

TQQQ green by lunch

>> No.22569467

WHEN DO I BUY SQQQ AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22569472

I called the crab. Follow me, your new dear leader

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>Bears BTFO
>Weekly call hodlers BTFO
Praise my eternal crab strategy

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>>22569344
new capital finds a home

>> No.22569493

>>22569467
now for quad witching tomorrow

>> No.22569497

>>22569461
yeah i think people are just panic selling. it's going to pump EOD or tomorrow. i bought at -4% today

>> No.22569500

>>22569391
Ive been getting nightmares and my heart racing and incessant thinking of stocks for like 2 weeks now. Am thinking of just throwing the towel in and fully exiting all my positions. All this crabbing (win one, lose one stay flat) with a slight downtrend, for over a month. Terrified about going all in and glad I didn't. Had I gone all in on TQQQ I'd have lost over $2.5k this morning. Screw that, high risk little reward.

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>>22568515
Why not?

>> No.22569520
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Imagine not being up 115% on DPHC in a month

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>>22569487
jewish trickery

>> No.22569536

>>22569500
get out pussy. I got in 1st of September and am still up

>> No.22569537

NAKBROS WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.22569538

>>22569500
You know, fear is the biggest killer in trading. This is why wallstreetbets retards routinely pump their portfolio like 1100%, because they have no fear. The stories you year are like "just lost my job, figured it was dump all my money into options or move back in with my parents"

>> No.22569544

>>22569344
Bc it was a meme virus, fake and gay

>> No.22569555

>GME 10/16 c10 has 5x the volume as any other strike
Interesting

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How delusional am I right now? I put 20% of my shares on an absolutely ridicilous limit sell just in case shorts manage to completely buy out the order book.
Maybe I should go higher?

Or does trading get halted if it goes that high?

>> No.22569558

>>22569432
Kek so because apple stays flat it should be more valuable, did you buy a bunch at $139? Be real it was pumped to that price and dumoes.

>> No.22569559

>>22568462
Asuka is STINK! Her name means "smell of tomorrow"

>> No.22569560

>>22569538
I did this with crypto and got into 25k debt lol

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>everything is red
>WKHS continues to climb

>> No.22569570

>>22569388
goddammit fuck. i thought i was gonna rake it in with tqqq today

>> No.22569574

>>22569560
did you take loans out to trade crypto? the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.22569579

>>22569344
Please explain to me why you believe other countries, like China, should be valued equally or higher today than before a major global pandemic

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What the fuck is this pattern

>> No.22569594

>>22569556
wait. are you seriously believing that gme will rise to 100 dollars?

>> No.22569601

>>22569391
yeah man

>> No.22569607

>>22569566
>everything is red
GME
GME
GME
GME

>> No.22569609

>>22569579
It isn't tearing apart at the seams like the US, so Chinese investors prefer keeping their capital closer to home to reduce risk.

>> No.22569630

QQQ going back up
NAK going back down

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>22568462
Sure glad I own 110k in PLAY. Fuck Fox News, fucking inbred cunts!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

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>>22569558
Why so salty?
>Kek so because apple stays flat it should be more valuable
That was their iPhone sales, not their revenue. Their revenue was 10% YoY.

Your question was also why stocks should stay flat or increase and I answered this. Revenue and income for the big boys did not drop or even increase.

Now you tell me why Amazon shares should decrease in value with positive growth and a market that generally did not have a great year.

>> No.22569645

>>22569490
>>22569432
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minsky_moment

>the rapid instability occurs because long periods of steady prosperity and investment gains encourage a diminished perception of overall market risk, which promotes the leveraged risk of investing borrowed money instead of cash. The debt-leveraged financing of speculative investments exposes investors to a potential cash flow crisis, which may begin with a short period of modestly declining asset prices. In the event of a decline, the cash generated by assets is no longer sufficient to pay off the debt used to acquire the assets. Losses on such speculative assets prompt lenders to call in their loans. This rapidly amplifies a small decline into a collapse of asset values, related to the degree of leverage in the market. Leveraged investors are also forced to sell less-speculative positions to cover their loans. In severe situations, no buyers bid at prices recently quoted, fearing further declines. This starts a major sell-off, leading to a sudden and precipitous collapse in market-clearing asset prices

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2008/02/04/the-minsky-moment

Stages: Displacement, Boom, Euphoria, Profit Taking, Panic

>at the top of the market some smart traders start to cash in their profits
(People were just taking profits since September 1, right??)
We are transitioning right now from profit taking to panic.

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>>22569630
IM NOT OWNED IM NOT OWNED

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>>22569594
*just in case* a massive short squeeze does happen. Not counting on it entirely, but what's the harm of having some limit sells when a short squeeze is an actual possibility?

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GREEEN

ITS GREEEEN

>> No.22569669

>>22569609
lmao the rest of the world better pray to their heathen gods the US doesnt fall apart at the seems. We'll take the rest of them with us out of pure fucking spite.

>> No.22569675

>>22569487
>>22569531
Futures only back to 9/11 levels.
How is any of this helathy?

>> No.22569676

>>22569586
dunno. that stock makes no fucking sense

>institutional investors buy over 15 mil shares
>insiders bought millions of shares
>3000% Q/Q
>ER comes out
>hey everyone we got over 2.1 EPS and a PE of 6
>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>SELL MORE. GTFO. NOW.

>> No.22569683

>>22569538
>fear is the biggest killer in trading
Im confused, are.you saying its good or bad? Cause the example suggests ignoring fear causes you to lose all your money.

>> No.22569688

>>22569601
But I literally just got a TD ameritard account! I havent made any profits on robinhood. IDK. I even got my 3 monitors up and going again. What gives?

>> No.22569691

>>22569645
if you can time markets you must be rich by now

>> No.22569697

>>22569645
oh shit we're at the profit taking part right now, right?

>> No.22569699

>>22569675
Healthy? Normal? Good? Not at all.

But anyone who bought TQQQ calls or SQQQ calls is utterly destroyed by this market. Essentially this market is the /wsb/-killer

>> No.22569705

>>22569538
It's also why they drop to zero. That guy that bought tons of retarded calls and turned $1000 to $400k also bought slack calls and I think he lost everything.

>> No.22569707

>>22569649
Probably not a good idea because those orders are on the books now and the algorithms will just undercut you.

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Lower highs everyday

Downward slope until the elections, followed by a steep decline during the winter with covid rates already rising

>> No.22569722

>>22569639
Im a different anon...

>> No.22569729

>>22569683
i'm saying it's bad you fuck. fear causes you to act like a faggot and you lose all your money.
my example suggests that retards without fear will do risky things that have a higher potential to pay-off, while fearfags will never pull the trigger at the correct moment

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>>22569699

>> No.22569732

God damn it, the Bogs got me worse than they ever have. Every day for the last 2 weeks the morning pump has quickly turned into a massive dump at right around 9:30. I saw the same thing happening and sold about 60% of my tech when I saw it trending back down.

But that's exactly what (((they))) were expecting me to do, wasn't it? So this time they pump it after the 9:30 red candle. Fuck this shit.

>> No.22569733

I'm gonna start buying puts each time we are green instead of buying calls when we are red

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Most deluded fucking dead cat bounce I've ever seen. Buying volume is quickly drying up, cokeheads at the institutions will panic sell when they finish their benders. IT'S HER TURN DRUMPFTARDS!!!! DOUBLE TOP!!!!!!

>> No.22569751

>>22569691
If you buy SQQQ, there is no timing / it won't matter if you don't get the lowest possible price.
In other words, I don't care that I'm paying $26 per share of SQQQ compared to $20 when I think that it's going to be worth >$100 in the next 2 months

I'm not buying Puts & I'm not in shorts bleeding out waiting for it to occur. It doesn't matter if I'm right too early, as I'm just going to hold until it inevitably happens

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>>22569721
should have bought gamestop and not blue chips

we dont suffer from these problems

>> No.22569762

>>22569705
oh i know. it's very funny. that's the greed part. imagine improving your financial situation over a hundred fold and thinking "no, i need MORE"

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>>22569722
Im not checking IDs. Because Im not policeman in communism.

>>22569731
Thanks for checking

>> No.22569772

>>22569699
If I could afford 100 shares of anything worth buying I would sell covered calls OTM and just slowly cruise upward.

>> No.22569773
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BASED SRNE

>> No.22569781

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN TQQQ IS GOING DOWN MORE

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>>22569707
that's why I only put a portion, the rest I'm still relying on alerts on price and volume.
I mean if somehow all the shorts buy in at literally the same time, the algos literally do not have enough shares to meet the demand.

Obviously I know I'm way too fucking delusional and greedy, but weirder things have happened.

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>>22569772
AMD?

>> No.22569790

>>22569751
i guarantee you have a 4 figure account

>> No.22569803

>>22569760
I would beat my girlfriend if she behaved in this manner especially if she was korean and ugly

>> No.22569807

>>22569634
the owner announced they may file for bankruptcy

>> No.22569810

>>22569751
You gonna get rekt fren

>> No.22569814

>>22569705
$1000 into $400k
Hmm seems like a risk im willing to take and gtfo once i win and not coming back for at least a month

>> No.22569825

>>22568530
ABSOLUTELY BASED

>> No.22569831

GET OUT OF DERIVATIVES. buy boomer stocks buy value. You won't time the crash, but when it comes you can hitch a ride on a way down

>> No.22569835

>>22569721
Am also noticing this. Am niw nearly all cash after realizing a loss on TQQQ

>> No.22569844
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Always remember m8s.
Short term the market is a casino. Long term it is a money printer.

Not a single retail soul would have gambled on QQQ recovering to -1% today.
Do not base your trades on where you think the stock will be in 3 days, weeks or months, but where it will be in 3 years.

>> No.22569853

>>22569574
greed
I went from 7k to 100k, then 100k to nearly nothing in in december 2018
I decided I was going to make it or rope myself so yolo
I took out a loan for 25k in january and put 75% of it right back into crypto and leveraged it going long expecting a rebound
I was up about 8k overnight and thought i was going to make it
The price started sliding back down so Bogdabots had me thinking if i just hodld and managed funding I could keep the positions open until the price stabilized and started to creep back up again and ride it into lamboland
obviously that didn't happen
I just decided not to look at it until in october i got notifications saying my margin had run out and my positions were being liquidated
unfortunately i didn't kill myself but i did decide i would try to make it again
thanks for coming to my TED talk

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I'm fucking seasick bros

>> No.22569874

>>22569676
that Earnings call was complete ass, I mean nobody no matter how uncertain or "Q4 we will see decline, but that's normal!" want's to hear that shit, congrats now nobody is buying till Q4

>> No.22569883

>DOW in plus

Get fucked bears :^ )

>> No.22569898

Bogged again

>> No.22569899

>>22569785
Can't do that because AMD might spike due to October announcements.

>> No.22569902

VIX At 1.50% Hahahahaha

>> No.22569904

AAPL UPGRADED TO $135

LETS GO BULLS, ONE LAST TIME INTO THE BREACH!

>> No.22569909

Can't believe I'm going to need to hold these bags overnight again

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what is habbening?

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>>22569883
cant be mad. show your gains so far today.

>> No.22569930

I cant ctrl + f an image, put /smg/ in the title

>> No.22569931

NEW!!!

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>> No.22569939

>>22569883
Dow has had positive futures all morning. It was to be expected. Most people on here are talking about nasdump.

>> No.22569958

Need to put /smg/ in the post next time.

>> No.22569963

>>22569915
Have to admit im minus 30 dollar at the moment.

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based nakbro

>> No.22569974

>>22569751
You're a fool, TQQQ style gains only happen during sustained trends. Crashes are volatile and even during March SQQQ only gained ~90%

>> No.22569982

You faggots skilled me TQQQ for months
Now my avg buy price is 147 and I wanna kms

>> No.22570000

>>22569676
The problem is that those earnings were released prior to IPO. Memeing retards didn't know that, but the great earnings weren't news to institutional investors.

>> No.22570004

>>22569974
>only 90% gain
lol

>> No.22570015

>>22568761
How long?

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>>22569857
>Bloomberg also makes 4chan bear graphic
>pixel censors the whole graphic
>its so gay its offensive to gay community

I suppose Bloomberg did right...

>> No.22570029

>>22569931
You need to include smg for the search function.

>> No.22570045

>>22569874
anon that was Q2 earnings. Q2 as in we still have a Q3. if you're holding long term then Q4 don't mean jack shit.

>> No.22570049

No one talking about SNOW or FROG??

>> No.22570139

>>22570004
Tell me, how can SQQQ get to $100 if it can't even do +100% during the biggest crash of the decade?

>> No.22570194

>>22568722
put a baby in that beach

>> No.22570951

>>22570139
this is why you buy puts on tesla