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oh fuck
delete!

>>22553118
THIS PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER IS DUMPING WTF IM GOING TO KILL EVERY NIGGER ALIVE

ITS DUMPING EVEN MORE FUCKING NIGGERS

>>22553341
Just claim your free gibs faggot

where to buy sirs

>>22553818
binance desu

>transaction pending 27 minutes

Thanks for the scam.

wtf free money? i got 404 for free

>>22553203
>>22553341
you guys FUDed me out of 1 ETH or potentially more I hope you're happy

>>22554167
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>22554428

You've made a costly mistake.

I can't get in. I get rpc error with payload every time I try to speed up the transaction.

>>22554167
Hehe XD don't worry it's been an hour and I still haven't got mine, maybe we can suck each other's cocks to comfort ourselves no homo.

>tfw claim goes through
>no leftover eth to dump
>send eth from goybase
>been 25 mins, still hasn't hit metamask

>>22555135
Same. The eth network took a huge dump, proving once and for all that eth is a piece of shit that should be killed.

>>22555002
Same. I want in on the dick sucking.

>>22554167
Just sold at top for 3.5 ETH and used my other account for a total of 4.75 ETH FUCKING LOL EZ MONEY EZ LIFE

>>22555186
This shit is so true. Same for me. Hopefully this is the thing that finally does it. Long live DOT.

>>22555201
Meh I'm gonna ride a 10x pump a few hours from now with it and have ~14 ETH so I'm the real winner heh

>>22555191
>TRANSACTION PENDING
>don't want to mess with it in case it fucks it up

I hope this doesn't turn into multiple days of waiting for it to complete.

I just got 400, are they worth anything?

>>22555218
Its already dumping to shit
You think india isnt going to sell this the moment they see their free 1.2k?

I'll use my ETH to buy back at $0.3 and ride it to $5

>>22555246
I'm not talking about UNI, just a 10x in general for whatever
I'm already onto what India is going to do

>fucking gas
>gonna be $0.10 tomorrow
I knew this shit was too good to be true. fml

Uniswap, a single exchange, just crashed the Ethereum network

Market-wide panic-selling soon, this is fucked

>>22555201
What a fucking retard.

>>22555234
Yeah, same here. Been in crypto since early august. I've only been swapping since mid August, how ETH is worth this much just boggles my mind. The entire network just takes a giant shit anytime there's a bump in traffic.

fuck fuck fuck my claim is stuck how do I re do it!!

I just made a fat 1200$ off each of my wallets. I had a bot that was swapping for arb and using multiple addresses. Ugh I'm gonna COOOOOM.

>>22555319
Nothing we can do but wait. Welcome to the glorious ETH network.

>>22555307
This shit is dumping to $0.1 in a few hours
You wont even have UNI in your wallet yet cucklord enjoy the bags

>>22555246
And what do you think is gonna happen after the pajeets are done dumping? This is uniswap not some random shitcoin. 2 billion marketcap at the very least

>>22555329
Nice. Still waiting on gas here. Kek

3 ETH INTO MY WALLET, THANK GOD I UNDERSTAND HOW GAS WORKS

>>22555336
>newfriend just saves pictures of anime girls and doesn't even know who they are

Who let the reddit out?

>>22555319

Haha retard not setting 600 GWEI gas. Get fucked.

>>22555297
IT'S HAPPENING

SELL SELL SELL

>>22555356

Probably heads towards 5$. I wouldn't be shocked if this had a marketcap of 5 billion. Maybe even is higher before then because the supply is limited.

Don't buy now unless you're a whale and are getting fees. I expect it to hit 0.50$ by the end of tonight so. Sell now or hold.

>when you waste a bunch of time and some money on uniswap shitters and then uniswap itself drops you 3 eth for free

I will rebuy after the Pajeets dump millions for their villages

>>22555401
I don't think it will hit 50 cents, probably a dollar at the lowest.

>>22555381
enjoy the dumped price nigger

>>22555366
there's absolutely no indication that they don't know who they are

I SET MY GAS TO 1800 GWEI AND IT STILL WONT GO THROUG WHAT THE FUCK

Please let it hit a dollar, I need free money frens

>>22555424
I will enjoy not being an obvious redditor pajeet.

>>22555517
Did we just lose money paying them to give us free stuff?

>>22552947
BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

>>22552947
I just got airdropped 4 eth worth, wtf!

>crashing this network with no survivors

Lmao just dumped to $0.05 on Binance

>>22555650
>tfw bumped my gas using the "speed up" button 20 times in a row to cut in line

looks like I cucked myself though, sold for 3.2 eth and it's 3.6 eth now

>>22553401
How?

>>22555675
dude, it's free ETH. take the win and walk away happy.

>>22555701
I'm mostly joking honestly. I got my ass kicked wageslaving today so this was a great relief.

>>22555312
YOU DO REALIZE THAT THE TRANSACTIONS ARE PENDING SO MUCH BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING USERS, RIGHT? RIGHT!!! SO OFCOURSE ETH IS WORTH THIS MUCH

How do you see the free 400?

>>22555677
https://cloudflare-ipfs.com/ipfs/Qmc3j4EZYVG69JTA11j5CeUAvjqWokNEHxb5TgKzJSiQbQ/#/swap

>>22555784
I show 0 UNI when I enter the contract address. I've never added to pools, but have done a shitload of swaps

Can someone please explain why my transaction to claim the tokens is taking forever? It says 21 hours and I used the fast gas option

MY FUCKING CLAIM IS STUCK HOW DO I SPEED IT UPPPP

>>22555813
Click that link. You should have 400 uni if you swapped before sept 1st

I just spent $20 just to get approved ... and still waiting ... wtf is this shit? Is 1000 gwei & 500000 gas limit not enough?

>>22555820
ETH is fucked man. Send yourself 0 ETH with the same nonce as the pending tx with higher gas. Should unstick the transaction >>22555821

>>22555312
>been in crypto a month
Its because if you won't pay the fee your transaction isn't important enough. Its not porting to Tron or to Harmony for people who can't pay gas. You'll just be priced out of the bull run if you won't pay. And really, if you're making $1000 or more on a trade you should be willing to spend $20 in gas instead of trying to skate by at $2.50. If you are profiting so little that $18 shuts down your trade then again, your transaction isn't important enough.

>>22555833
Motherfuck, the first uniswap transaction I see in my wallet is 13 days ago. Fuck.

>>22555908
Rip

THE PRICE IS GOING UPP WTFF

>>22555856
Thanks man. Will it push the tx through or just cancel it though?

>>22555246
Good thing India can't afford the gas fees. :)

>>22555856
How do I do this?

>>22555946
Cancel it and just resubmit with super high gas

>>22556036
nvm im retarded & did it

Fan anyone tell. Me why when I try to sell. The approving uni takes forever?

>>22556036
https://metamask.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360015489251-How-to-Speed-Up-or-Cancel-a-Pending-Transaction
That's for metamask, if you're using another wallet the principle is the same, but the options might be somewhere else.

>>22556151
Yeah I really fucked my transaction. The sending 0 ETH fixed it. Now I got my UNI. Thanks frens.
Real question. Do I sell immediately for free 3.4 ETH?

>>22556122
What would you suggest? Currently using 400 gwei. Does the limit matter?

>>22556184
Avg is 600 gwei now. https://etherscan.io/gastracker
Bookmark that shit

Where do I enter the nonce?

>>22556252
metamask doesn't support changing the nonce

>>22556252
Go to Settings->Advanced and enable custom Nonce in metamask.

>>22556182
Nobody has a clue which way the coin will go, anyone who says otherwise is lying. completely up to you, it could go to zero, it could pump to $10 just like sushi did.

>>22556252
In Metamask you have to enable it by clicking the weird color bubble thing in the upper right and going to Settings, Advanced, and scrolling down for it.

>>22556271
yes it does. Holy shit the absolute state of biz, what is with these newfags

>>22556271
Yes it does, enable custom nonce in advanced settings and you can.

>>22556252
go to full screen metamask, click your icon, settings, customer nonce, send 0 eth to yourself using same nonce as on the stuck claim, claim again but with 700-800 gas, and do the same gas when approving and selling

>>22553203
Relax faggot , it always dumps after the pump and you should know this by now niggerfaggot.

>>22556302
lol if it does then I'm an oldfag because it certainly never used to

>> 5 hrs

Is this good? Bad? Shouldn't have used the coinbase wallet for this.

>>22556335
same. fuck coinbase

I've been waiting over a half hour for approval to sell it. I could have just transferred it to Binance.

>>22556335
ive had 20 failed transactions with coinbase

Binance just went from 2.7$ to 3.33$ the past 10 minutes. Plenty of opportunity to swing trade.
Binance also shows that it spiked all the way to 15$ when initially put there.

>decide to move some coins around while I wait
>realize I can't while a transaction is pending, so everything is frozen in place

Based.

>>22556374
>buy ether directly on coinbase
>can't transfer it until they confirm my payment
>see that money has been taken from my bank
>try to move my ether
>can't for 6 days

Coinbase is borderline theft, just a little more fuckery and it'd be robbery.

>>22556460
good news is itll keep mooning... we can probs take out our uni in a few days..

How do I get free uni?

I CAN'T GET MY TRANSACTIONS TO GO THROUGH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22555736
same, just made 5x the money in 30 minutes

>>22556541
Claim on the dashboard, enter your address.

>>22556541
You insert money for gas fees and then spend several hours hoping the transaction completes at some point.

>>22556498
I guess it doesn't matter since free is free, I wanted to buy some but I guess I'm not going to do that if the network is going to be retarded like this especially since the price keeps expanding rapidly (was 1.26 when I saw it first, now it's 3.09?).

>>22556541
https://uniswap.org/blog/uni/
https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x1f9840a85d5af5bf1d1762f925bdaddc4201f984

>>22552947
huuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
should we allow users to continue to trade on chain or no???
should we force kyc or no???
these are only some of the retarded ideas now possible with UNI, the uniswap governance shitcoin, staking coming soon™

>normies get no stimulus
>our's moons

i figured it out thanks

>>22556592
>er since free is free, I wanted to buy some but I guess I'm not going to do that if the network is going to be retarded like this especially since the price keeps expanding rapidly (was 1.26 when I saw it first, now it's 3.09?).
ill just keep gaming til i see what happens
fucking NEETlifestyle

HOLY FUCK $15 ON BINANCE OMFG ITS GOING TO THE MOON IM FUCKING RICH AHHAHA

>>22556567
>>22556592
>>22556605
I think I'm retarded because I don't understand. I'm a historical user. What dashboard do I pay the gays fees?

>>22556554
This is me setting the gas to 650 and blowing past yo ass

why is my uniswap stuck on fucking claiming?!?!? there’s not even a transaction i can see!

>>22556781
kek

>>22555877
Yeah. That unfortunate. Live and learn I guess. This shit can be confusing. I did just change my settings in metamask to allow me to adjust the gas fees for each transaction instead of defaulting to whatever it is notmally set at. Thanks for the tip bud.

>>22556696
how

Normies get jack shit.

>>22556678
kek

>duplicate nonce
>try to clear by sending 0 eth with high gas
>fails instantly with some rpc error
FUCK OFF VITALIK

>>22556460
use your debit card

I only have like $10 in eth in my wallet. Claimed the 400. Will I still get the unibux?

21 failed transactions and counting

>>22556885
I have this too but it's because I tried to do another transaction with a different coin. But now it says I have less than 3 hours for the transaction and I've been waiting for 2 hours and 46 minutes so I guess I'll find out.

Kek I have 2 wallets. Do I sell this shit now or is it gonna pump?

How long do we have to claim our 400 uni boys?

Seems weird that the price is settling around $3
Breakout soon?

Free 500$

Am I dreaming?

Binance listed 50x futures kek

What is even the function of this coin outside of free money in the next few hours?

Yeah. If UNI could go ahead and retain most of its value while this swap approval is pending, that'd be great.

>>22556952
>>22556885
goys can you give quick rundown on how to? plz

This coin will pump hard

>>22556889
Wut. Gas fees are like $16 right now

>>22557012
No. I claimed on 6 wallets lmao

>>22557068
binance.com
c-che3ck it out

>>22557012
Free $1,000 actually.

On the Uniswap site, there's a button to click in the upper right if your wallet is connected and eligible to receive UNI. You click it, it's added, and you add the contract address to your tokens in Metamask to see it.

imagine if you could have predicted this
connected like 1000+ wallets and made small trades, do you think anyone did this?

>>22557034
gg that's the death knell of a coin

The snapshot was Sept 1st this is fucking bullshit I swapped all this month.

the high gas costs are to protect you from yourself. iykyk

So whats the circulating mcap? This thing will go to 5b easy.

>>22557169
Newfag

WHY IS MY UNISWAP STUCK ON CLAIMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!1718181718117191$817292&2!:&.’dld

AAAAAA THE PAJEETS ARE WAKING UP AND IT'S STILL TRANSFERRING

>>22557169
What day did Sushi begin?

>>22557212
Like aug 28

Sold one of my two 400 freebies, I'll probably regret it.

>>22557257
How? It’s free money either way

>>22557105
6 wallets for me as well. Christmas came early. Fucking insane. Now I'm fighting the urge to swing the shit out of this. It's free money so what the hell?

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME I CANT CLAIM MY TOKENS ITS JUST PENDING

>>22557267
>How?
Greed
>>22557282
>6 wallets
Nice bloody work

>>22557289
Use more gas

>>22557267
>How?
look at what happened to bitcoin cash

>transaction underpriced
>won't let me change the transaction to be the right price

Thanks.

Em, this means more people are willing to buy right?

god damn ethereum is such garbage I can't even cancel transactions even with the nonce trick.

NUMBER GO UP

>>22557400
no

>>22557400
pajeets will just market sell

Entry price?

had 3 accounts thanks for the 9 free eth uniswap!!!!!!!!

>>22557400
It means people placed buy orders below the current price, probably because they expect price to fall. But also lots of people want to buy, yes.

It went down $300 in the time I've been waiting for approval to sell. POMP EET!

nice thanks for the eth uniswap

>>22557435

>>22557149
Probably people working at Uniswap.

thousands of dollars of free money in airdrops, is the bull market truly beginning?

also anyone adding liquidity to new pools for uni rewards?

>>22557825
It's like printing money, but now we're the businesses.

that amazing feeling when you were sitting on computer right when it dropped and realized you had multiple addresses and knew how to take advantage before all poors sell their UNI for under 1.25 in 2 hours

jesus this shit is really eye opening to how terrible ethereum is. going to sell half of my crypto tomorrow.

>>22557936
based uniswap forcing faster development of eth2

Are they all selling it on Binance?

>>22557257
Did the same and sold half. Once this stabilizes it will moon at least in the short term, but who knows where it stabilizes on the way down first.

FFS, why do Pajeets have to ruin everything?

am i going to rope for holding this

>>22557968
Yup

>>22558019
>wrecked
It’s free anon

GOD IS INDACOIN FUCKING SCAM I CAN'T GET MY ETH YET AND WHY METAMASK LISTED IT

>>22558043
*>rope
Sorry I’m baked

I locked my wallet up with Approve UNI spend limit so I can watch everyone else get free ETH like a cuck.

>>22558143
Dude follow instructions said above to cancel the transaction. Then resubmit it with way higher gas. Idk why most anons are complaining, it costs .1 ETH to get 3 ETH. That seems like a good deal to me

>bought eth from pajeets to deposit necessary gas fees to my metamask wallet to claim it on behalf of my coinbase wallet because coinbase is shit and gay
>24 dollars for a ten minute wait
>UNI didn't immediately show up in my coinbase wallet
>coinbase thinks 400 UNI is only worth 196 dollars but uniswap says it's worth 1012 dollars

Only in crypto can someone hand you 1000 dollars and it still feels excruciating and disappointing knowing that if they were an hour sooner you'd have 1400 dollars instead.

>>22557825
>>22557891
They are counting on people converting to eth and paying huge gas fees with their "free" eth. Literally FED-tier money printer tactics. October WILL be the bull run.

>>22558222
It fell to 2.45 from 3.39, but it's back up to 2.58. I'm going to see if it keeps going up because I masturbate to NTR porn and like getting cucked when pajeets wake up and dump it.

>>22552947
>implying I'm going to spend a lot in gas fees

Just got 3 ETH, thanks

So holding now is a strategy. After 4 years they said the inflation will go up.

Shit. Do I sell now or hold? Sell half?

>>22558377
>won’t spend .1 ETH to get 3 ETH

>>22558613
Nah, I trust this will pump for a while. So I'm not in a hurry to sell.

why does it says "Claimed!" but balance for UNI is still 0 on my metamask?

To all those new to crypto.
UNI has a 64m market cap.
If you think it's not going to go up from there.
(Uniswap has more transactions than COINBASE), you are a fool. A fool.
Smart money is buying.

lol of course i have 0 eth in my fucking metamask when this shit happens. gr8

try to send some and it takes 24+ hrs
fuk

>>22558896
Are there other governance tokens with a larger marketcap?

>>22558992
YFI (Yes this could hit 1B) on name recognition/defi craze alone
Look at Sushi for chris sake

>>22558963
I’ll send you ETH if you send me some uni

>>22558222
I tried. It seems to be restarted and still stuck on approving UNI. Fuck this gay Earth.

>>22559506
More gas anon

>>22559643
It just causes the transactions to fail and then Uniswap thinks it's still going on. You should already know this if you use Uniswap and Metamask.

>>22558369
It's 3.65 now

>>22558963
I guess you're just going to have to buy some eth directly into your wallet.

>>22558896
The biggest brains are doing nothing at all and seeing the numbers go up and down. Memecoin gambling is better than crack (and unlike buying lottery tickets, you actually 'win' some of the time)

>>22559434
I will unironically give you twice what you give me if I can get it into my wallet and onto binance

This moon mission is guaranteed

honestly I kinda wanna sell some of my linkies for this

So tomorrow pooling goes live right?

How are the rewards calculated, is my understanding correct that there is a more or less fixed amount per unit, and then the more people pool, the less rewards you get?

Also, pooling exposes you to impermanent loss right? In case that the assets diverge in price

>>22559973
>get the dopamine high of holding a decent sized stack
>for free
Gsmbling degenerate heaven.

>>22560181
>buy a million stack of some shitcoin at 0.0002
>it pumps to 0.02
>you've 100x'd your money purely by waiting for it to not be totally worthless

>>22557905
>it's at 3.98 now
>this anon sold around 2.30

EVERYONE LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

>>22555776
on coingecko find the contract hash, then go to metamask (or make one and move all your tokens over if you use something else) and click Add Token, switch to the custom token tab in the popup, paste this sucker in, click outside the text box to refersh if the name and precision don't auto-fill, no changes needed just click save