/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22547886
literally me

someone called me?

>>22547904
>>22547906
I'm sorry to break it to you, but it won't fix your life.

heh... back to the nursing home, gramps

>>22547918
A 10x I’m set for life

>>22548007
Money wont fix your life anon.

>that 30 yearold neet boomer that stays in amazing shape and has a full head of hair while he awaits his multi million dollar inheritance

>>22548159
cope

>>22547886
Nobody on biz is under 30 years of age

>>22548207
You're the one who's coping here.

>>22548159
Money can buy you a house in the middle of a forest and a young woman to make children with.

>>22547886
That's most of us anon, zoomers are an unwelcome minority on this board

>>22548159
I already have a 4 zeroes salary and a nice and good trad wife
Trying to make a baby now, but my balls got weaker after 30

>>22547886
why are you like this

>>22547886
Yes that's me how can you tell?

Stop talking about me, knuckleheads.

>>22548328
cope

>>22548328
What’s wrong, did a 30yo boomer touch your donk anon?

>>22548343
>>22548462
>>22548665
>>22548681
Coping boomers lmfao

>>22547886
>that LINK fudder who watched his neighbor move out and into a mansion thanks to LINK portfolio

>that 20 year old zoomer who thinks a couple hundred eth will be enough to be set for life

>>22547886
Don’t give up my fellow boomers. I’m 34 and I just made it from crypto this year.

Why would these old people come to this mongolian throat singing forum

>>22548732
It probably will be desu

>there are people who think 30k is 'making it'

>>22548732
it unironically will you brainlet

>>22548280
I am 18 anon

>>22548701
Seething Zoomfaggot

>tfw 30 yr old boomer who crypto saved his life

>>22547886
you have to be 30 to post here, zoomer.

>>22548913
pic rel

>>22548732
A couple hundred? Lol try 50

>>22548901
kek

>>22549200
30 seems so fucking old.. How does it feel to be 30?

>>22548343
Based

>>22548901
>he wasn't even alive when 9/11 happened

>>22548990
I wish that was true.
I'm 31. Am I gonna make it before I'm 40??

>>22549261
Same as 20 felt desu

>>22547918
i dont need it to fix my life. I need the money to move the fuck out of my moms house

>>22549314
I’ll be 31 soon, this is about my net worth In material assets. Just started in crypto. When did you start?

>>22549381
I finished school and started working in 2015. Started buying crypto in 2017. I've got $440k in assets and $20k debt.

>mfw 31 and was aware of BTC when it was brand new but didn't mine any because I was positive the government would shut it down by any means necessary

>tfw 33 today

>>22549665
Happy bday anon

>>22547886
I'm 30 and made over $200,000 in crypto this year. But by all means go on with your cope.

>>22548007
sorry gramps 2.4mill in todays day and age isnt what it used to be... maybe a 100x and you can start thinking about it

>>22549261
If you stay on top of your body through managing diet, it’s amazing. Your dick works great and you have more control over it. If you slack, it’s a disaster

>>22550058
hilarious that you're not even memeing... we really are the most fucked generation

>>22548462
>4 zeroes salary
$0000?

>>22547886
Delet this

>>22547886
It's me :(

>>22550238
u jelly, lol. Bet you're on $000, scrub.

>>22549261
>>22550080
Confirmed. I'm 40 and I'm unironically fitter, happier, and more productive than I was at 30. I was fitter at 20, though, lol.

>>22549261
I'm hoping that's the age at work where people take you more seriously. They don't at 24.

>>22548343
>a young woman to make children with.
where do i buy this

>>22548159
people who say this are retarded. I put all my ui and stimulus in crypto now I am rich and my life is literally fixed. Maybe this is true if you're bald and ugly with a little dick. Fuck off.

>>22548159
Money is necessary but not sufficient to live a good life. You're correct in the trivial sense, but you'll have a whole lot more time and energy to deal with whatever other issues you may have if you're not required to wageslave 40+ hours a week.

>>22548343
literally all you need.

>>22550616
asia or eastern europe

I’m 28 and have $14k in crypto, mostly LINK and Fantom

>>22548901
You will get brain cancer by 30

>32
>Chainlink
>nailing a 25 yo rn
Thanks biz, being a boomer is great

>>22550085
yeah boomers still think a mill is a lot...
they are in for a shitty retirement if they dont get greedier quick

>>22550733
Money and not literally being too retarded to live are sufficient, though.

>>22549261
I just turned 33 and feel better than I did at 23. My test levels are still great too. Take care of your body, stay /fit/, follow a moderate diet and stay away from becoming a drug addict and you should be fine.

>>22547886
me

>>22550582
32 year old oldfag here. heres what ive learned, people refuse to acknowledge success/achievement in others until they abso fucking lutely, without any doubt or uncertainty, can demonstrably and demographically verify, that you are indeed a more successful person worth consider, and once they arrive at this conclusion and they begrudgingly accept an inferior position to you, then you are contractually obligated to be their best friend because you clear were since the pre history of the relationship

>>22549261
You brain effectively finishes developing by 24. I essentially feel like I'm 24 but with a more nuanced worldview, stronger body, hotter gf, more respect. Men gain a lot of value as they age if you do it right

>>22549314
Unironically, yes.

Good work anon. Good. Fucking. Work.

>JesusCoin's
>the official currency of god
jail or no?

>>22551210
>without any doubt or uncertainty, can demonstrably and demographically verify, that you are indeed a more successful person worth consider, and once they arrive at this conclusion and they begrudgingly accept an inferior position to you, then you are contractually obligated to be their best friend because you clear were since the pre history of the relationship
>demonstrably and demographically verify

read ur shit before hitting post

>>22548462
>a 4 zeroes salary
what the fuck does this mean

someone break out the boomer dictionary

>>22548159
Imagine believing this.

>>22553150
He's trying to say six figures but might be ESL

>>22553282
it's a tranny so it's true in his case

>>22553282
This. More Money literally made me a happier more enthusiastic and positive person. I made 200k in stocks in March and now it’s in other stocks that will probably turn into 400k by next year. I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. This will slow me to pay off my house or turn it into 1 mil. I will have a 2 mil net worth by 35 with a passive income of 3k a month

>>22547886
Reporting for duty

>>22550888
>He still only has one reaction image
I've been wondering where you fucked off too since cripplechan went up in flames.

>>22553282
>>22550733
>>22550663
>>22553631
SEETHING BOOMERS

>>22554413
>Seething zoomfaggots itt whose girlfriends got fucked by 30yo+ boomers.
It’s not personal, it’s just life.

>>22547886
Delte this

>>22549802
thank you. :)