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>have over 2 million in crypto
>tell the gf im too broke to take her out to dinner

>> No.22551112

>>22551097
based

>> No.22551287

>>22551097
Bot

>> No.22551330

>>22551097
and then you woke up

>> No.22551367

>>22551287
true

>> No.22551392

based if true

>> No.22551405

>>22551097
based
keep her in the dark

>> No.22551417

>>22551097
This is me but with 200k instead

>> No.22551440

>>22551097
unless the restaurant takes crypto, it's true.

>> No.22551446

>>22551097
this but i have 50k link and i still take money from my gf and use it to buy more link

>> No.22551458

>>22551097
CEO of based. I m happy there is still men like you out there.

>> No.22551474

>>22551097
based af, never tell her anon

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22551487

>>22551097
>>22551440

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>>22551446
why dont you come and share a glass of champagne with me at the VBP (very based person) table

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22551509

>>22551097
I have a friend that's worth $20-25 million and no matter when we go out to eat at nice restaurants, he always tips 12%. Kek

>> No.22551541

>>22551487
this sad cope

>> No.22551549

based

>> No.22551550
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22551550

>8 figures in crypto
>had a string of bad experiences in college where I couldn't get it up because I was fat and very self conscious about it
>still fat
>almost afraid to even try to interact with women because no self-esteem
>have started to hate them as some sort of fucked up coping method
>genuinely think most women are whores
>will die alone
Oh no no no, bros... Not like this

>> No.22551551

>>22551097
>have about 8 mil in bitcoin
>1 grilfriend who says she's on the pill
>coom all day every day
>gf is pregnant
>I had a vasectomy years ago and I'm not the baby daddy

she doesn't know I had a vas and the vas is still muy success

haven't decided how I'm going to surprise her yet but the moral of the story is never tell a bitch u rich

>> No.22551586

>>22551417
I have about $400k in boomer ETFs. Today I told the wife we need to be careful not to spend too much this month, but next month we should be fine.

>> No.22551603

>>22551097
b a s e d

>> No.22551656

>>22551097
Larp your heart out pajeet

>> No.22551685

>>22551097
That's just being a cheap retard. You could set a decent montly budget and living a decent life

>> No.22551710

I love hookers but I don't trust other women

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>manage my income very well
>have more than enough money
>tell everyone I'm too poor to go out to eat
>get them to pay the bill

>> No.22552790

>>22551509
>tipping at all
Fools and their money, eh lads?

>> No.22552827

>>22551550
based rich fat, just capture in the street.

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22552856

>>22551097
Fucking based

>> No.22552863

>>22551550
For a bit of your crypto I'll lock you in my basement for a year and only feed you a multivitamin

>> No.22552927

>>22551550
Lose weight fatty

>> No.22553330

>>22551551
Vasectomy is not 100% unfortunately.
Get a paternity test.

>> No.22553466

>>22551551
Court will wreck you unless you got your vas signed off by a notary

>> No.22553512

>>22551550
Bro where are you from? If any of you dorks are here in PA/NJ/NY hit me up and I will turn you into chadlite. We're all gonna make it

>> No.22553633

>>22551446
Based larp but u no have gf

>> No.22553655

>>22551509
>tips
LOL

>> No.22553666

>>22552326
You re so rich you became jewish. Based.

>> No.22553677

>>22553512
>PA/NJ/NY
How to contact

>> No.22553744

>>22552326
B A S E D

>> No.22553938

>>22553677
@QuantAT on telegram

>> No.22554046

>>22551551
i wouldnt be surprised if the courts make you pay her money. get out now. i hope she doesnt live with you